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Dungeon of Dungeon, Part 3

Apr 25th, 2020
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  1. <DragonMind> *SEESSION START*
  2. <DragonMind> You all left off at the Fairy Fountain after a long explanation of what happened.
  3. <DragonMind> The door up ahead to the next room is open, obviously.
  4. <Green_Enrics> Argh, there's more?!
  5. <DragonMind> But if you want, you can chill out with the fairies (There are 5 of them).
  6. * Green_Enrics bottles 2 fairies
  7. * Ares bottles.... crap, gotta look at my bottles.
  8. <DragonMind> By the way, there is nothing suspicious in this room at all, just a lonely fairy fountain.
  9. * Ares yoinks one fairy.
  10. <DragonMind> Except maybe for that portal, but that leads back to the Dungeon Entrance.
  11. <Ares> Hey, Green, I got a way we can check out the next room!
  12. * Ares whispers into Green's ear.
  13. <DragonMind> As always, you can proceed if you want.
  14. <Green_Enrics> Hmm...
  15. <Ares> Teehee!
  16. * Ares hops up and down excitedly.
  17. <Green_Enrics> There are 2 fairies left...
  18. * Green_Enrics heals up with 1 fairy
  19. * Ares has no Power stat for her suggestion.
  20. * Green_Enrics grabs the other fairy and throws it in the the next room. (Roll Power)
  21. * Cirn0 is now known as Room
  22. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  23. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 5, 7, 1, 2, 10, 9, 8, 6, 9, 1, 4, 10, 1, 6, 8, 8, 10, 3, 4, 2, 2 and 6. Total: 132. Successes: 17.
  24. <Room> ((Wow, you really want me to do this?))
  25. <Room> $12d10
  26. <Tatl> Room: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 2, 5, 10, 10, 7, 2, 9, 4, 3 and 2. Total: 65. Successes: 8.
  27. * Green_Enrics successfully throws the fairy through the door and into the next room
  28. * Room is now known as Wall
  29. <Wall> $34d10
  30. <Tatl> Wall: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 8, 10, 5, 5, 10, 2, 2, 1, 7, 9, 9, 4, 5, 2, 2, 1, 4, 8, 7, 6, 6, 8, 4, 8, 1, 5, 10, 10, 2, 6, 4 and 2. Total: 185. Successes: 24.
  31. * Green_Enrics rushes to the next room
  32. * Ares follows after.
  33. <DragonMind> You walked into the next room... Just in time to see the poor fairy splattered on the wall
  34. <Ares> Weeeeeeeeeak.
  35. * Wall retracts back down.
  36. * Wall is now known as X__X
  37. <Ares> You cowardly wall!
  38. <DragonMind> The wall reveals the room you all went through previously, though, the pot is no longer there.
  39. <DragonMind> There is a door up ahead, and you can hear music on the other side.
  40. <Green_Enrics> That damn boombox is in there!
  41. * Green_Enrics rushes to th door and opens it
  42. <DragonMind> You open the door, and disco lights start flying out.
  43. <Ares> Woooooaaaaaaah......
  44. <Ares> ... so, what dance music is playin'?
  45. <DragonMind> You will have to enter the room in order to find out what is going on, unfortunately.
  46. <DragonMind> Because lights.
  47. * Green_Enrics rushes into the room
  48. <DragonMind> You enter the room, and... You see like 30 Creepers dancing to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JutJqYiLYW4
  49. <Green_Enrics> ...
  50. <Green_Enrics> Well then
  51. <Green_Enrics> ...Fuck
  52. <DragonMind> (If you manage to defeat at least ten of them, you will get a reward.)
  53. * Ares ruuuuuuuuuuuuuns outta the- oh wait, I DIDN'T RUN INTO THE ROOM, HAH!
  54. <DragonMind> (Actually, make that five.)
  55. * X__X is now known as FORCE
  56. <FORCE> $44d10
  57. <Tatl> FORCE: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 4, 3, 1, 9, 5, 10, 9, 9, 1, 10, 10, 10, 2, 9, 1, 7, 7, 1, 5, 3, 7, 5, 10, 1, 3, 3, 1, 9, 8, 9, 8, 6, 7, 1, 1, 4, 8, 4, 3, 3, 10 and 5. Total: 238. Successes: 31.
  58. * Green_Enrics readies her claws
  59. * FORCE forces Ares into the next room
  60. * Ares attempts to run back into the previous room? oooor am I screwed?
  61. <DragonMind> Reminder that the Creepers haven't noticed you yet.
  62. <DragonMind> (Yes, I know I didn't say that, but I did now)
  63. <Ares> (what else is in the room? There a door on the other side?)
  64. * Green_Enrics whispers to self.
  65. <Green_Enrics> "Where's that damn boombox?"
  66. <DragonMind> On the other side of the room, there is a door. On one side, there is a DJ Enderman
  67. <Ares> O_o
  68. * Ares looks for a path to sneak around the mass of Creepers.
  69. <DragonMind> However, on the side opposite to the Enderman, there is a lever.
  70. * Green_Enrics pulls out a record she had from like, home or something
  71. * Green_Enrics thinks of a way to get to the Enderman
  72. <DragonMind> By the way, the Enderman is unreachable no matter how hard you try.
  73. <Green_Enrics> Hmm
  74. * Ares looks for a route that'll get her to the lever then.
  75. * Green_Enrics attempts to gain the Enderman's attention without gaining the Creeper's attention.
  76. <Green_Enrics> Oh wait
  77. <Green_Enrics> I'm Green
  78. <DragonMind> There doesn't seem to be any Creepers around the corner
  79. <Green_Enrics> My clothes are green
  80. <Green_Enrics> I could just blend in
  81. <Ares> (WELL THEN)
  82. * Green_Enrics shrugs
  83. * Green_Enrics attempts to gain the Enderman's attention
  84. * Ares stands out so horribly with her white t-shirt.
  85. <Green_Enrics> (Roll...wisdom?)
  86. <DragonMind> The Enderman does not seem to care about you at the moment.
  87. * Green_Enrics throws the Record she has in her hadn that the enderman in anger. ;~; (Roll Power)
  88. <FORCE> $44d10
  89. <Tatl> FORCE: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 3, 1, 3, 7, 5, 8, 1, 4, 2, 3, 4, 2, 9, 7, 6, 2, 2, 2, 10, 9, 3, 2, 5, 4, 9, 5, 10, 8, 10, 9, 3, 9, 7, 10, 8, 1, 2, 5, 4, 4, 9 and 4. Total: 226. Successes: 25.
  90. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  91. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 4, 5, 8, 3, 6, 9, 5, 1, 8, 6, 1, 5, 10, 3, 6, 3, 7, 6, 2, 6, 7 and 1. Total: 127. Successes: 17.
  92. * Green_Enrics catches it back. o.o
  93. <Ares> Hmm, this is... not good. -_-
  94. <Green_Enrics> Damn you foooooooorce. ;~;
  95. <Ares> I got no clue how to do this.
  96. <Green_Enrics> I just want the Enderman to play this song, is this so hard? ;~;
  97. <DragonMind> (Hint: Have someone who can blend in well to get to the lever and pull it)
  98. <Green_Enrics> Oh
  99. <Ares> (well that definitely ain't Ares... I think)
  100. * Green_Enrics heads to the lever and pulls it.
  101. <Green_Enrics> Wonder what this does
  102. <DragonMind> A bunch of cats start falling from the ceiling that apparently had opened.
  103. <Ares> FLUFFIIIIEEEEEEES!
  104. * Ares totally just said that out loud against a loooooooot of creepers.
  105. <Ares> .... oops.
  106. <DragonMind> The music stops suddenly, and the Creepers run around in panic.
  107. <Green_Enrics> (DM, is the Enderman reachable now?
  108. * FORCE is now known as Enderman
  109. <Ares> Oh good, they're not killin' me. Whew!
  110. * Enderman takes his DJ set and teleports out of the room.
  111. * Enderman is now known as X___X
  112. <Green_Enrics> Awwwwwwwww
  113. <Ares> Whelp, while these guys are panicking...
  114. * Ares tries to dash to the next door.
  115. <Green_Enrics> Now where's that supid boombox that fled from us when we fought the pot?
  116. <DragonMind> (Remember what I said about managing to kill at least five of the Creepers?)
  117. <Green_Enrics> Bah
  118. <Green_Enrics> I've had enough EXP
  119. * Green_Enrics heads to the next room
  120. * Green_Enrics puts away her now useless record.
  121. <DragonMind> (Oh well, looks like you guys don't want another HC after all.)
  122. <DragonMind> You all enter the next room.
  123. * Ares rolls into the next room with Green.
  124. <Green_Enrics> Now then
  125. <Green_Enrics> I want to find either that boombox
  126. <DragonMind> You roll into the next room...
  127. <Green_Enrics> Or that DJ Jackass
  128. * Maliki has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  129. * X___X is now known as Jackass
  130. <Jackass> You called?
  131. * Jackass poofs away
  132. * Jackass is now known as X___X
  133. <Ares> (lol, genius)
  134. <Green_Enrics> I just want them to play this soooooong.
  135. <DragonMind> You entered the room.
  136. * Green_Enrics holds the golden record of justice in the air.
  137. <DragonMind> There up ahead, is a dark figure.
  138. <DragonMind> ((Guess who it is))
  139. <Green_Enrics> IS IT A DJ?
  140. <Ares> Grr...
  141. <Ares> YOU DARN DJS AND CREEPERS BLASTING YOUR RAINBOW COLORS EVERYWHERE........
  142. * Ares holds up her hand to the dark figure.
  143. <Ares> Are cool!
  144. <Ares> Let's be friends, dude!
  145. * X___X is now known as Dark
  146. * Dark is now known as Dark_Figure
  147. <Dark_Figure> ...
  148. * Green_Enrics waves the Golden Record at the Dark_Figure
  149. <Ares> ... please?
  150. <Dark_Figure> Have you ever wanted friends?
  151. <Ares> Friends? Yeah, I got them all, dude! Green buddy, you're my bestest friendy, aren't ya?
  152. <Dark_Figure> I know I have wanted to have friends.
  153. <Dark_Figure> ...
  154. <Dark_Figure> Will you be my friend?
  155. <Green_Enrics> Eh
  156. <Green_Enrics> Why not
  157. <Green_Enrics> We have enough as it is
  158. <DragonMind> Suddenly, the room has a darkly aura.
  159. <DragonMind> A very depressing one, that is.
  160. <Green_Enrics> Just don't try to kill me, like most bandits would
  161. <Green_Enrics> I get a little crazy
  162. <Ares> Lame, you sound alone and depressing. You're probably not strong, you're probably weak like my dead parents, so I don't wanna be your friend anymore, dark dude!
  163. <Dark_Figure> I have wanted to become firends before...
  164. <Dark_Figure> But I was defeated...
  165. <Ares> Firends? What's that?
  166. <Dark_Figure> And no friends were gained...
  167. <Dark_Figure> (Eats that typo)
  168. <Dark_Figure> I have always killed those who I wanted to be friends with.
  169. <Dark_Figure> Or those who want to befriend me.
  170. <Green_Enrics> So in other words
  171. <Green_Enrics> You have the mind of a bandit
  172. <DragonMind> ((Wow, you guys haven't found out after all those hints?))
  173. <Ares> Huh, sounds like a plot villain. Let's kill him!
  174. <Ares> (my character has never met this person)
  175. <Ares> (I as a player may have, but my character hasn't)
  176. <Green_Enrics> (Same here)
  177. * Ares fires a PSI Blast at the Dark_Figure! (Roll Wisdom)
  178. <Ares> $27d10
  179. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 3, 4, 1, 6, 9, 3, 7, 7, 9, 2, 1, 8, 2, 4, 8, 6, 7, 6, 8, 9, 1, 6, 9, 7 and 7. Total: 150. Successes: 17.
  180. <Dark_Figure> ((Right... Even though I kind of have hinted it when Ares went off during that session))
  181. <DragonMind> Suddenly, a barrier forms around the Dark_Figure
  182. <Ares> (yes, but either way, my character still isn't familiar with this person... until now)
  183. * X_X is now known as Crystal_Minion
  184. * Crystal_Minion comes out of the wall
  185. <Ares> Oh hey, it's a little wolfy!
  186. * Crystal_Minion attacks Ares by leaping
  187. <Ares> ....... well son of a-
  188. <Crystal_Minion> $12d10
  189. <Tatl> Crystal_Minion: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 7, 2, 8, 3, 4, 2, 8, 7, 10 and 5. Total: 72. Successes: 10.
  190. <Ares> $2d10
  191. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9 and 9. Total: 18. Successes: 2.
  192. * DragonMind cuts Crystal Minion's damage down to a third
  193. <Ares> (oh right, I have +4 hearts from dual doran's, I might live this!)
  194. <Ares> (nah, keep it as is)
  195. <Ares> (I got two fairies, remember?
  196. <Crystal_Minion> 10+2 = 12 - 2 = 10 - damage reduction = total damage taken
  197. <Ares> 10 - 2 = 8 damage
  198. * Ares drops down to 4 hearts (YAY DORAN'S BLADES)
  199. <Ares> yes
  200. * Crystal_Minion dies from a random crystal appearing through its body
  201. <Ares> o_O
  202. * Crystal_Minion is now known as X__X
  203. <Ares> Weeeeeak.
  204. <Dark_Figure> $2d9
  205. <Tatl> Dark_Figure: You rolled 2 Dice with 9 Sides. Result: 2 and 3. Total: 5.
  206. <Dark_Figure> (Err)
  207. <Dark_Figure> $init 2d9
  208. <Tatl> Dark_Figure: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7 and 6.
  209. <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
  210. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  211. <Dark_Figure> (Wait)
  212. <Ares> $init 1d10
  213. <Dark_Figure> (Derp)
  214. <Tatl> Ares: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  215. <Ares> (eh?
  216. * Dark_Figure is now known as GIL
  217. <Ares> (lol)
  218. <DragonMind> (Meh, I will just use the other name in place)
  219. <Ares> (just use $endturn as DM, it auto-overrides it)
  220. * X__X is now known as Dark_Figure
  221. <DragonMind> $init s
  222. <Tatl> The battle has begun!
  223. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Ares (10), Green_Enrics (8), Dark_Figure (7) and Dark_Figure (6).
  224. <Tatl> Bonus Turns: Ares (10).
  225. -Tatl- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
  226. <Ares> Well well well then......
  227. <Ares> (stats?
  228. <DragonMind> (Up)
  229. <DragonMind> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-489-post-1042.html#pid1042
  230. <Ares> (ouch at that aura)
  231. <Green_Enrics> (Oh hey, Green is strong against this guy due to light element.)
  232. <DragonMind> (Though, I probably might nerf down one of those spells)
  233. <Ares> (what, veil?
  234. <Ares> (nah, totally fine)
  235. <Ares> (remember, all effects automatically dispel on death, whether fairy revives you or not)
  236. <DragonMind> (Right)
  237. * Dark_Figure is now known as Jukebox
  238. * Jukebox appears just to play this in the background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6yDMAkJTbo
  239. <Ares> (LOL)
  240. * Jukebox disappears
  241. <Green_Enrics> NO
  242. * Jukebox is now known as X__X
  243. * Ares grooves out to this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqbMrRDOu34
  244. * Green_Enrics drags the Jukebox back into battle.
  245. <Ares> (lulz)
  246. <DragonMind> (I did that to troll Green)
  247. * Ares decides to uhhh...
  248. * Green_Enrics shoves the Golden Record down the Jukebox's throat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j9s4fuOL3FM
  249. * Ares dashes up to GIL and uses Cross Slash on him with her dual Doran's Blades! (Roll Courage)
  250. * Green_Enrics throws it out of the battle
  251. <Ares> $31d10
  252. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 8, 7, 6, 9, 5, 8, 6, 6, 6, 4, 10, 4, 7, 4, 2, 10, 1, 5, 7, 5, 4, 5, 1, 1, 7, 6, 1, 4 and 2. Total: 159. Successes: 21.
  253. <Ares> (hooray for glass cannon courage/wisdom! ... I have no god darn power, lol
  254. <DragonMind> Green, your attempt to catch the Jukebox was nullified because it is not your turn.
  255. <Ares> (BOOM SHAKALAKAH!)
  256. <Green_Enrics> And your attempt to nullify my move has been nullified by my foot in your ass!
  257. * GIL holds up the SHIELD OF DESPAIR... And rolls stuff...
  258. <GIL> $15d10
  259. * Green_Enrics goes Red Forman on the DM's face
  260. <Tatl> GIL: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 2, 4, 2, 5, 7, 3, 2, 9, 5, 3, 3, 6 and 8. Total: 72. Successes: 7.
  261. <Ares> (hoooooly crap..... I'm so gonna die when it comes to GIL's turn)
  262. * Ares deals 21 - 7 = 14 damage - defense
  263. * Ares recovers 3 hearts.
  264. <GIL> Shield of Despair (Shield)
  265. <GIL> A shield that holds despair to everyone but the wielder.
  266. <GIL> When defending, your roll is increased by 1 dice.
  267. <GIL> Everyone attacking GIL gets -2 successes.
  268. <Ares> son of aaaaaa
  269. <Ares> 19 - 7 = 12 damage - defense
  270. * Ares still recovers 3 hearts.
  271. <Ares> 7h, 6m
  272. <Ares> $endturn
  273. <Tatl> Ares has ended their turn.
  274. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Ares (10), Green_Enrics (8), Dark_Figure (7) and Dark_Figure (6).
  275. <Tatl> Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
  276. -Tatl- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
  277. <GIL> 12 - 2 = 10 damage
  278. <GIL> 10h, ??m
  279. * Ares casts Death Leech.... on Green_Enrics. You're my best bud!
  280. <Ares> 7h, 1m | Death Leech on Green
  281. <Ares> $endturn
  282. <Tatl> Ares has ended their turn.
  283. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Ares (10), Green_Enrics (8), Dark_Figure (7) and Dark_Figure (6).
  284. <Ares> ^_^
  285. <Green_Enrics> (WHAT DOES THAT DO.)
  286. <Ares> (When you die, I recover hearts and magic.)
  287. <Ares> (^_^)
  288. <Green_Enrics> (PFFT)
  289. <DragonMind> (LET'S SEE ABOUT THAT)
  290. * Green_Enrics readies her claws as Mario 2 plays in the backround: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j9s4fuOL3FM
  291. <X__X> ...
  292. <Ares> (pro)
  293. * X__X eats the music
  294. * Green_Enrics strikes GIL with her claws. (PoweR)
  295. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  296. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 3, 5, 4, 3, 2, 7, 9, 6, 7, 8, 10, 1, 1, 8, 7, 2, 8, 1, 4, 2, 8 and 7. Total: 122. Successes: 14.
  297. <GIL> (- 2 successes because lolshield)
  298. <GIL> $24d10
  299. <Tatl> GIL: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 3, 1, 7, 4, 6, 10, 1, 7, 5, 6, 6, 5, 6, 4, 5, 6, 10, 8, 9, 4, 2 and 2. Total: 136. Successes: 19.
  300. * Green_Enrics rerolls self
  301. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  302. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 7, 6, 10, 4, 4, 7, 3, 10, 10, 10, 10, 2, 7, 3, 9, 10, 7, 1, 7, 4, 2 and 2. Total: 142. Successes: 20.
  303. <Ares> (AND THEN THERE WAS SADNESS)
  304. * Green_Enrics strikes again because lolweapon
  305. <GIL> (-2 successes still)
  306. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  307. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 2, 8, 5, 6, 10, 4, 8, 7, 7, 4, 10, 2, 2, 2, 7, 5, 9, 1, 5, 10, 5 and 10. Total: 134. Successes: 19.
  308. <GIL> $24d10
  309. <Tatl> GIL: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 6, 8, 3, 7, 5, 1, 1, 6, 5, 10, 10, 8, 10, 8, 2, 1, 4, 6, 6, 5, 8 and 3. Total: 136. Successes: 20.
  310. <Ares> (that moment when you realize god hates you)
  311. * Green_Enrics deals a massive 0 damage!
  312. <Ares> Nice damage, bro!
  313. <Ares> Err, gal?
  314. <Ares> I'm callin' you bro from now on, bro!
  315. <DragonMind> THE VIEWERS ARE NOT AMUSED
  316. * Green_Enrics realizes to level up
  317. * Green_Enrics levels up
  318. <Ares> (THAT MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY HELPFUL)
  319. <DragonMind> (You should have done that a while ago, you piece of meat)
  320. <Green_Enrics> +5 Power
  321. <DragonMind> (This was a lesson to you, Green, Level up when you can)
  322. <Green_Enrics> $endturn
  323. <Tatl> Green_Enrics has ended their turn.
  324. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Ares (10), Green_Enrics (8), Dark_Figure (7) and Dark_Figure (6).
  325. <Ares> (hahahahah)
  326. <Ares> (well, there's an advantage to not spending your stat points..... you get to see what you need in the next battle, lol)
  327. * GIL casts Death Leach, Beta on Ares (Can I do that)
  328. <Ares> (curse you)
  329. <GIL> 10h, 10m
  330. <Ares> (you should totally just cast it on Green, kill Green, and then we both get healed)
  331. <Ares> (but noooooo, you gotta just kill me first, eh)
  332. * X__X is now known as Dark_Figure
  333. <Green_Enrics> (Or he could Death Leach both of us. :V)
  334. <Dark_Figure> $endturn
  335. <Tatl> Dark_Figure has ended their turn.
  336. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Ares (10), Green_Enrics (8), Dark_Figure (7) and Dark_Figure (6).
  337. <Green_Enrics> (...Oh shit)
  338. <Ares> (that would suuuuuuuuck)
  339. <Ares> (NO, WHY'D YOU SUGGEST THAT, UNHEAR IT GIL, UNHEAR IT NOW)
  340. * GIL gives Ares a wonderful hug!
  341. <Ares> Hey, stay away from me you creep!
  342. <GIL> (Roll Power)
  343. <Ares> $2d10
  344. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5 and 4. Total: 9. Successes: 1.
  345. * Ares unhugs herself from reality.
  346. <GIL> $23d10
  347. <Tatl> GIL: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 10, 6, 10, 9, 2, 5, 4, 6, 4, 10, 1, 7, 10, 4, 1, 8, 3, 2, 1, 3 and 9. Total: 122. Successes: 15.
  348. <GIL> +2 damage
  349. <Ares> you can't hug me, I unhugged myself already
  350. <Ares> ......
  351. * Ares becomes a pile of shattered bones.
  352. * GIL gains back some hearts and magic, thanks based Death Leech
  353. <GIL> 20h, 14m
  354. * Ares revives, numero 1.
  355. <Dark_Figure> $endturn
  356. <Tatl> Dark_Figure has ended their turn.
  357. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Ares (10), Green_Enrics (8), Dark_Figure (7) and Dark_Figure (6).
  358. -Tatl- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
  359. <Ares> 3h, 1m | No death leech, curses
  360. <Ares> Grr!
  361. * Ares cross slashes GIL again! (Roll Courage)
  362. <Ares> $31d10
  363. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 3, 7, 2, 4, 1, 7, 5, 4, 10, 10, 9, 6, 9, 10, 3, 6, 1, 7, 7, 6, 7, 2, 6, 7, 8, 1, 10, 10 and 6. Total: 179. Successes: 25.
  364. <Ares> (heeeeeeeeello)
  365. <GIL> -2 successes (Because lol shield)
  366. * GIL spends one magic to increase the defending successes
  367. <GIL> $15d10
  368. <Tatl> GIL: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 2, 2, 5, 7, 10, 6, 9, 4, 2, 8, 6, 9 and 5. Total: 91. Successes: 12.
  369. <GIL> +1 success
  370. <Ares> 23 - 13 = 10 damage
  371. * Ares gets 3 hearts back.
  372. <Ares> 6h, 1m
  373. <GIL> 10 - 2 = 8 damage
  374. <Ares> -_-
  375. <Ares> $endturn
  376. <Tatl> Ares has ended their turn.
  377. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Ares (10), Green_Enrics (8), Dark_Figure (7) and Dark_Figure (6).
  378. <GIL> 12h, 13m
  379. <Green_Enrics> ALRIGHT THEN
  380. <Green_Enrics> IT'S TIME FOR
  381. <Green_Enrics> SHAVER!
  382. * Green_Enrics claws at GIL. (Power)
  383. <Green_Enrics> $29d10
  384. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 4, 6, 6, 9, 7, 2, 3, 3, 1, 10, 4, 6, 3, 4, 2, 2, 2, 8, 5, 3, 6, 7, 4, 2, 9, 1 and 2. Total: 128. Successes: 13.
  385. <Ares> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=834AN4RvwHk
  386. <GIL> (Remember, -2 successes each time you attack GIL because sheild)
  387. <GIL> (Anyhow)
  388. <GIL> $24d10
  389. <Tatl> GIL: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 8, 2, 9, 7, 9, 5, 6, 9, 8, 7, 6, 2, 9, 5, 1, 6, 8, 1, 8, 3, 5 and 5. Total: 139. Successes: 18.
  390. <Green_Enrics> HA!
  391. <Green_Enrics> I'M NOT EVEN TRYING
  392. <Ares> (I should totally write a shield that works exactly the way you worded that)
  393. <Green_Enrics> HERE'S THE REAL ATTACK!
  394. <Green_Enrics> $29d10
  395. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 5, 1, 2, 4, 5, 8, 2, 10, 10, 4, 4, 7, 3, 5, 6, 3, 7, 5, 3, 7, 9, 9, 4, 9, 5, 3 and 9. Total: 154. Successes: 18.
  396. <DragonMind> (I am not even sure what you are trying to accomplish here)
  397. <Ares> (science)
  398. <GIL> $24d10
  399. <Tatl> GIL: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 10, 3, 8, 3, 8, 10, 9, 9, 9, 8, 3, 9, 1, 10, 1, 10, 8, 2, 3, 10, 6 and 10. Total: 164. Successes: 23.
  400. <Ares> (well, not the science that Chris_Miller and CJC are babbling about)
  401. <Ares> (Green, I think dice everywhere hate you)
  402. <Ares> (so I have a new plan, starting next round)
  403. <Green_Enrics> AHAHAHAHAHA
  404. <Green_Enrics> I'm just getting warmed up!
  405. <Green_Enrics> $endturn
  406. <Tatl> Green_Enrics has ended their turn.
  407. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Ares (10), Green_Enrics (8), Dark_Figure (7) and Dark_Figure (6).
  408. * Green_Enrics has completely gone insane
  409. * Ares goes to look up rules for combo attacks.
  410. * GIL attacks Green_Enrics with the slice of the Unfriendly Sword (Roll Courage)
  411. <Green_Enrics> $11d10
  412. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 9, 1, 1, 1, 4, 7, 1, 7 and 1. Total: 44. Successes: 4.
  413. <GIL> $18d10
  414. <Tatl> GIL: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 2, 2, 3, 3, 1, 2, 7, 6, 3, 4, 3, 10, 8, 4, 9 and 4. Total: 87. Successes: 8.
  415. * Green_Enrics explodes
  416. <Green_Enrics> Er
  417. * Green_Enrics takes 4 damage
  418. <Green_Enrics> 10h
  419. <Dark_Figure> $endturn
  420. <Tatl> Dark_Figure has ended their turn.
  421. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Ares (10), Green_Enrics (8), Dark_Figure (7) and Dark_Figure (6).
  422. * GIL attacks Green_Enrics AGAIN with the same sword
  423. <GIL> $18d10
  424. <Tatl> GIL: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 6, 4, 3, 7, 10, 2, 6, 7, 4, 2, 7, 6, 10, 9, 8 and 8. Total: 112. Successes: 15.
  425. <Green_Enrics> $11d10
  426. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 3, 9, 5, 2, 3, 5, 7, 7 and 1. Total: 46. Successes: 5.
  427. * Green_Enrics di-OH GOD DAMN IT
  428. * GIL watches as Green dies and becomes GIL's command
  429. * Green_Enrics gets revived with 2 h-wait, what if I had a fairy?
  430. <GIL> (Screw that)
  431. <GIL> (Fun is infinite)
  432. <Ares> (uhhh, lemme look)
  433. <Ares> (seeing as it uses the original corpse, I think Fairy overrides it)
  434. <Ares> (if it created a clone of the target, then both would happen)
  435. <GIL> (You are no fun then)
  436. <Dark_Figure> $endturn
  437. <Tatl> Dark_Figure has ended their turn.
  438. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Ares (10), Green_Enrics (8), Dark_Figure (7) and Dark_Figure (6).
  439. -Tatl- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
  440. <Ares> (well, we could do this)
  441. * Green_Enrics gets revived with 3 hearts. :V
  442. <GIL> (Oh well, what goes, goes)
  443. <Ares> (nvm then)
  444. <Ares> Hey Green, throw me at 'im!
  445. * Ares holds her turn.
  446. <Green_Enrics> k
  447. <Ares> $endturn
  448. <Tatl> Ares has ended their turn.
  449. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Ares (10), Green_Enrics (8), Dark_Figure (7) and Dark_Figure (6).
  450. <GIL> 12h, 13m
  451. * Green_Enrics picks up Ares. (Power)
  452. <Green_Enrics> $29d10
  453. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 10, 4, 3, 4, 2, 1, 2, 10, 1, 4, 7, 1, 2, 6, 7, 7, 2, 9, 7, 9, 10, 10, 9, 8, 1, 8 and 2. Total: 156. Successes: 19.
  454. * Ares equips Sword Ring L-1 and readies one of her Doran's Blades for stabbing.
  455. * Ares is picked up.
  456. * Green_Enrics throws Ares at GIL. (Do I roll again?)
  457. <Ares> (yeah, you still do the Throw rolls as normal, and if that succeeds, I do my roll against GIL and hopefully get a bonus from the throw roll you did)
  458. <GIL> (Congrats, you all found out how to defeat GIL)
  459. <Ares> (well let's hope the rolls are in our favor)
  460. <Green_Enrics> $29d10
  461. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 5, 2, 7, 1, 1, 3, 6, 3, 4, 8, 6, 7, 8, 1, 8, 3, 9, 3, 6, 3, 3, 10, 1, 8, 10, 5 and 2. Total: 144. Successes: 17.
  462. <Green_Enrics> (Because Friendship is magic <3)
  463. <GIL> (Do I have to roll against Green's roll)
  464. <Ares> (yeah, Courage roll)
  465. <GIL> (Green no)
  466. * FireSeraphim (~FireSerap@209.213.145.251) has joined #zurpg
  467. * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to FireSeraphim
  468. <Ares> (good lord Green, ya HAD to bring that up)
  469. <GIL> (Just for that, you will die in the scene after the boss fight)
  470. <Ares> (lol)
  471. <Green_Enrics> (Calm youself ;~;)
  472. <GIL> $15d10
  473. <Tatl> GIL: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 5, 4, 8, 1, 9, 9, 6, 3, 8, 3, 5, 9 and 9. Total: 92. Successes: 11.
  474. <Ares> (so, do I get a +4 dice bonus to my attack (difference in successes) or something else?
  475. <GIL> 17 - 2 (success loss) = 15 - 11 = 4
  476. <GIL> (Yeah sure, why not)
  477. <Ares> (sweet)
  478. <Ares> okay, adding up the bonuses for this attack....
  479. <Ares> 24 + 5 + 2 (ring) + 4 (throw) = 35
  480. <Ares> heck yeah
  481. * Ares flies at GIL with the force of Green_Enrics' throw, stabbing at GIL to this theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81vqUPsVX_M
  482. <Ares> (roll Courage)
  483. <GIL> $15d10
  484. <Tatl> GIL: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 2, 1, 8, 8, 6, 2, 8, 1, 4, 7, 10, 4 and 7. Total: 76. Successes: 8.
  485. <Ares> $35d10
  486. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 9, 10, 9, 4, 2, 1, 8, 9, 3, 4, 2, 1, 5, 7, 5, 10, 7, 4, 10, 8, 2, 4, 2, 1, 4, 8, 6, 7, 2, 3, 2, 8 and 2. Total: 184. Successes: 21.
  487. <Ares> -2
  488. <Ares> oh come on, really?
  489. <Ares> that's it?!
  490. <GIL> 19 - 8 = 11 - 2 = 9...
  491. <Ares> +2 from siphoning, but really?!
  492. <Ares> Hey, Green, reroll me!
  493. * Green_Enrics rerolls Ares
  494. <GIL> (Original stats before attack: 12h, 13m)
  495. <Ares> $35d10
  496. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 8, 1, 10, 2, 8, 3, 1, 5, 2, 5, 2, 7, 7, 8, 2, 2, 3, 1, 2, 7, 5, 6, 7, 10, 10, 8, 7, 1, 10, 10, 6, 6 and 2. Total: 181. Successes: 26.
  497. <Ares> BOO YAH!
  498. <GIL> (And he is dead)
  499. <Ares> 24 - 8 = 16 - 2 (defense) = 14 + 2 siphoned = 16 damage
  500. * GIL gets stabbed
  501. * Ares SLAM DUNKS GIL with her sword which pierces the heavens.
  502. * GIL has blood pouring out...
  503. <DragonMind> $init r
  504. <Tatl> DragonMind: The bot has been reset.
  505. <DragonMind> (+150 rupees, +30 EXP
  506. * Ares attempts to bottle GIL's blood.
  507. * Dark_Figure is now known as Force
  508. <Force> $55d10
  509. <Tatl> Force: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 306. Successes: 39.
  510. <Ares> whelp, nvm
  511. <DragonMind> (nd rolling for the drops... I guess)
  512. <DragonMind> $1d2
  513. <Tatl> DragonMind: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  514. <DragonMind> A restoration heart drops! Wait...
  515. <Ares> oh yeah, forgot deadly strike
  516. <Ares> $1d5
  517. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  518. <Ares> nvm
  519. <Ares> let's see, got back to 9 hearts with that attack
  520. <GIL> I may have been defeated a second time...
  521. <Green_Enrics> On our first try too.
  522. <Ares> WHAT YOU CAN STILL SPEAK?!
  523. <GIL> But you still have to deal with a final trick.
  524. * Force is now known as TIMEBOMB
  525. <Green_Enrics> Oh
  526. <Green_Enrics> Well that's a thing
  527. <Ares> .............
  528. <Green_Enrics> God damn it
  529. <Ares> well ****
  530. <DragonMind> The door then locks
  531. <Green_Enrics> Welp
  532. <Green_Enrics> Ares
  533. <Green_Enrics> You better find a way out of here
  534. <Green_Enrics> I have a fairy
  535. <Green_Enrics> I don't believe you do
  536. <Ares> I got a fairy! Just one left though.
  537. <Green_Enrics> Well then
  538. <Green_Enrics> We'll be just fine
  539. <GIL> Good-bye, friends...
  540. <Green_Enrics> Byyyyye
  541. * GIL disappears
  542. <DragonMind> Suddenly, a Crystal Minion spawns.
  543. * GIL is now known as Crystal_Minion
  544. <Green_Enrics> Eh?
  545. <Green_Enrics> I thought these things were dead already?
  546. <Ares> Guess there's more, eh?
  547. <Ares> (brb 5 minutes, gotta take trash out, it smells)
  548. <TIMEBOMB> $2d7
  549. <Tatl> TIMEBOMB: You rolled 2 Dice with 7 Sides. Result: 4 and 2. Total: 6.
  550. * TIMEBOMB will go off in four rounds if the Crystal_Minion hasn't been defeated yet... And two minutes after.
  551. <DragonMind> (Everyone roll inits again)
  552. <Crystal_Minion> $1d10
  553. <Tatl> Crystal_Minion: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8. Successes: 1.
  554. <Crystal_Minion> $init 1d10
  555. <Tatl> Crystal_Minion: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  556. <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
  557. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
  558. <Ares> (back)
  559. <Ares> $1d10
  560. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2. Successes: 0.
  561. <Ares> $init 1d10
  562. <Tatl> Ares: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
  563. <DragonMind> $init s
  564. <Tatl> The battle has begun!
  565. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Green_Enrics (5), Ares (4) and Crystal_Minion (1).
  566. <TIMEBOMB> $init j
  567. <Tatl> TIMEBOMB has entered the fray.
  568. <Green_Enrics> Let's make this quick
  569. <DragonMind> (Stats are up)
  570. * Green_Enrics strikes at the Crystal_Minion with her claws. (Power)
  571. <Ares> (crap, no magic)
  572. <Green_Enrics> $29d10
  573. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 8, 1, 10, 2, 7, 1, 7, 2, 3, 1, 3, 8, 4, 2, 8, 6, 1, 10, 5, 4, 10, 10, 7, 4, 4, 6 and 7. Total: 152. Successes: 19.
  574. <DragonMind> $20d10
  575. <Tatl> DragonMind: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 4, 9, 7, 10, 3, 10, 10, 3, 7, 4, 6, 9, 2, 1, 5, 3, 2 and 9. Total: 115. Successes: 15.
  576. <Green_Enrics> $29d10
  577. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 9, 3, 3, 1, 7, 5, 1, 6, 8, 6, 10, 3, 8, 5, 6, 1, 3, 9, 5, 3, 10, 3, 9, 3, 4, 9 and 5. Total: 151. Successes: 19.
  578. <DragonMind> $20d10
  579. <Tatl> DragonMind: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 10, 9, 10, 10, 4, 2, 5, 8, 2, 4, 9, 8, 9, 4, 6, 1, 6 and 10. Total: 135. Successes: 19.
  580. <Green_Enrics> 19 - 15 = 4 Damage + Bleeding Status
  581. <Green_Enrics> 1 Damge
  582. <Green_Enrics> Bleeding status
  583. <Ares> (isn't second hit a rolloff?
  584. <Green_Enrics> DErp
  585. <Green_Enrics> ROLLOFF
  586. <Green_Enrics> $29d10
  587. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 7, 3, 8, 6, 3, 1, 1, 2, 5, 5, 10, 7, 8, 5, 1, 8, 7, 6, 10, 1, 10, 1, 7, 1, 5, 7 and 3. Total: 150. Successes: 22.
  588. <Crystal_Minion> $20d10
  589. <Tatl> Crystal_Minion: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 7, 2, 6, 3, 5, 9, 8, 8, 6, 2, 7, 3, 7, 3, 3, 4, 6 and 6. Total: 108. Successes: 12.
  590. <Green_Enrics> 22 - 12 + 4 - 3 = 11 Damage and 3 stacks of bleeding.
  591. <Green_Enrics> (Derp, 8 damage.)
  592. <Ares> (total bleed stacks = 3, not 4)
  593. <Green_Enrics> (And yeah, lol.)
  594. <Crystal_Minion> 19 - 15 = 4 Damage + Bleeding Status [[-3 = 1?]]
  595. <Green_Enrics> (Wait what.)
  596. <Crystal_Minion> (I don't know, you attack twice)
  597. <Ares> (each damage instance is separate, so armor applies twice)
  598. <Green_Enrics> (Basically, you took 8 total damage, and you have 3 stacks of bleeding.)
  599. <Ares> (the total bleed stacks = 3)
  600. <Crystal_Minion> 8h, ??m | Bleeding x3
  601. <Green_Enrics> $endturn
  602. <Tatl> Green_Enrics has ended their turn.
  603. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Green_Enrics (5), Ares (4), Crystal_Minion (1) and TIMEBOMB (0).
  604. -Tatl- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
  605. <Green_Enrics> Get im, Ares!
  606. * Ares goes for...... hang on, Sword Ring L-1
  607. * Ares goes for STABBING Crystal_Minion!
  608. <Ares> (Roll Courage)
  609. <Crystal_Minion> $18d10
  610. <Tatl> Crystal_Minion: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 8, 8, 1, 6, 5, 3, 1, 10, 5, 1, 10, 1, 7, 6, 2 and 7. Total: 94. Successes: 14.
  611. <Ares> $31d10
  612. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 3, 8, 6, 5, 3, 4, 9, 9, 6, 7, 3, 1, 9, 8, 7, 4, 7, 8, 8, 5, 10, 10, 2, 5, 2, 10, 8, 7 and 7. Total: 185. Successes: 24.
  613. <Ares> 24 - 14 = 10 - defense + 2 (siphoning)
  614. * Ares is back to max health, whoo!
  615. <Ares> 12h, 1m
  616. <Green_Enrics> 3h :x
  617. <Crystal_Minion> 10 - 3 = 7
  618. <Green_Enrics> Argh!
  619. <Crystal_Minion> 1h, ??m
  620. <Green_Enrics> One HP Left!
  621. <Green_Enrics> Ares
  622. <Green_Enrics> What do you think
  623. <Ares> siphoning goes through damage reduction
  624. <Ares> ^_^
  625. <Ares> (I used stab, not slice)
  626. <Green_Enrics> Should we go for the gold? (IE Reroll.)
  627. <Crystal_Minion> (Wait what)
  628. <Ares> Stab:
  629. <Ares> Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  630. <Ares> If the attack is successful, you siphon 2 Hearts from the target.
  631. <Ares> If the attack is unsuccessful, target automatically gets to counterattack you.
  632. <Crystal_Minion> (I meant the suphoning bit)
  633. * Maliki (~oi@CPE-121-222-231-202.lnse2.woo.bigpond.net.au) has joined #zurpg
  634. <Ares> 10 - 7 = 7 damage from the base attack
  635. <Ares> then 2 more hearts siphoned from you to me
  636. * Crystal_Minion dies
  637. <Maliki> I return once more from the fray
  638. <DragonMind> $init r
  639. <Tatl> DragonMind: The bot has been reset.
  640. * Ares SUCKS THE LIFEFORCE out of Crystal_Minion with her Doran's Blade. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.
  641. <Green_Enrics> Now then
  642. <Green_Enrics> What to do about this time bomb
  643. * TIMEBOMB is still ticking for two minutes
  644. <Ares> (I forget how much balancing is skewed with glass cannons around)
  645. <Green_Enrics> I mean
  646. <Green_Enrics> Sure
  647. <Green_Enrics> We could always let our Fairies revive us
  648. <Ares> Hmmm......
  649. <Green_Enrics> But I think finding a way out of this would be funner
  650. * Ares takes the bottle of blood from the door... and pours it onto the TIMEBOMB.
  651. <Ares> Here goes nothing!
  652. * TIMEBOMB freezes for a bit
  653. <Green_Enrics> *hew*
  654. * TIMEBOMB starts going crazy
  655. <Green_Enrics> WAIT WHAT
  656. <Ares> . . .
  657. * TIMEBOMB explodes
  658. <Ares> YOU STUPID LITTLE
  659. <TIMEBOMB> $32d10
  660. * Ares stabs the explosion with her sword!
  661. <Tatl> TIMEBOMB: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 5, 10, 4, 4, 4, 2, 10, 1, 2, 5, 6, 3, 7, 6, 3, 5, 9, 10, 9, 6, 3, 3, 1, 4, 5, 10, 10, 9, 9 and 3. Total: 176. Successes: 23.
  662. <Ares> $29d10
  663. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 5, 1, 10, 9, 8, 8, 10, 7, 5, 5, 9, 10, 7, 2, 3, 8, 5, 8, 1, 1, 1, 5, 7, 2, 5, 6 and 6. Total: 170. Successes: 25.
  664. * Ares does absolutely nothing and dies.
  665. <Green_Enrics> OH SHIT
  666. * Crystal_Minion is now known as Explosion
  667. <Green_Enrics> YOU COUNTERED THE EXPLOSION, ARES
  668. <Explosion> $44d10
  669. <Tatl> Explosion: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 9, 3, 5, 6, 10, 1, 5, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 10, 4, 9, 1, 5, 8, 5, 9, 5, 1, 9, 9, 3, 7, 1, 2, 9, 10, 2, 7, 8, 4, 7, 9, 8, 3, 8, 10, 10 and 5. Total: 244. Successes: 32.
  670. <Maliki> I counter attacked a bomb once
  671. <Ares> yep, dead
  672. <Maliki> becuse
  673. <Maliki> why
  674. * Green_Enrics dies, alongside Ares
  675. * Green_Enrics gets revived with 3 HP
  676. * Ares melts to ashes... and then comes back to life with her last fairy.
  677. <Green_Enrics> Wheeeeeeeeeeeee
  678. * TIMEBOMB is still here
  679. <Green_Enrics> Fairy Abuse
  680. <Green_Enrics> Wheeeeeeee
  681. <Ares> ..........
  682. <Green_Enrics> Well
  683. <Green_Enrics> Once a bomb explodes
  684. * TIMEBOMB turns around
  685. <Green_Enrics> It can't explode again
  686. <Ares> (how high is the ceiling?
  687. <Green_Enrics> That's just logic
  688. <DragonMind> There is a note on the TIMEBOMB
  689. * Green_Enrics reads the note.
  690. <DragonMind> "Happy Late April Fools!"
  691. <Ares> THROW THE BOMB INTO THE CEILING
  692. <Ares> THROW IT NOW
  693. <DragonMind> "You didn't actually die"
  694. <Green_Enrics> Wait a minute
  695. * Green_Enrics pokes the Timebomb
  696. <Green_Enrics> THIS IS CAKE?!
  697. <Ares> wait what
  698. * TIMEBOMB falls over
  699. * Green_Enrics catches it on a plate
  700. <Ares> (If a bomb explodes, it can't explode again, right? Well, say that to SELF REPLICATING MINES IN STAR TREK)
  701. * Explosion is now known as X_X
  702. <Green_Enrics> (DM, permission for the Time bomb to be cake?)
  703. <DragonMind> (Find out yourself)
  704. * Green_Enrics pokes the Time bomb on a plate
  705. * TIMEBOMB wobbles a teeny bit
  706. <Green_Enrics> ...Jell-o?
  707. * Green_Enrics pokes it some more
  708. <Maliki> that weird japanese pudding
  709. * TIMEBOMB keeps bobbling
  710. <Ares> You know, cakes need to be sliced usually.
  711. <Green_Enrics> YEAH!
  712. * Ares slices the TIMEBOMB in half.
  713. <Ares> $31d10
  714. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 2, 1, 4, 9, 5, 9, 9, 9, 7, 3, 10, 2, 7, 10, 5, 10, 7, 8, 6, 2, 10, 2, 3, 9, 10, 3, 10, 7 and 2. Total: 183. Successes: 25.
  715. * Green_Enrics obtains the Time Bomb Jell-O!
  716. <TIMEBOMB> $21d10
  717. <Tatl> TIMEBOMB: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 4, 6, 9, 5, 6, 9, 2, 3, 5, 5, 9, 1, 3, 3, 8, 1, 4, 10 and 5. Total: 109. Successes: 13.
  718. <Green_Enrics> CONGRATS
  719. <Green_Enrics> you cut Jell-O in half
  720. <Green_Enrics> Good job
  721. * Green_Enrics pulls out a second plate
  722. * TIMEBOMB gets cut in half... But springs back up.
  723. <Green_Enrics> Now then
  724. <Green_Enrics> How are we going to get out of here
  725. * TIMEBOMB jumps on Green_Enrics's face
  726. * Green_Enrics eats the TIMEBOMB
  727. * TIMEBOMB gets eaten...
  728. <Green_Enrics> Oh hey
  729. <Green_Enrics> Cherry flavor
  730. * TIMEBOMB explodes while inside of Green_Enrics
  731. * Ares stands faaaaaar back from- yep
  732. * Green_Enrics burps
  733. * Ares attempts to escape the explosive Green.
  734. <Green_Enrics> (From the explosion.)
  735. <Ares> $29d10
  736. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 10, 8, 9, 5, 2, 5, 10, 9, 4, 4, 1, 2, 4, 1, 10, 7, 10, 5, 2, 4, 10, 2, 6, 6, 10, 10 and 3. Total: 169. Successes: 24.
  737. <TIMEBOMB> $44d10
  738. <Tatl> TIMEBOMB: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 3, 2, 5, 10, 3, 7, 4, 8, 1, 10, 2, 8, 3, 8, 2, 6, 10, 7, 4, 2, 3, 8, 10, 10, 3, 3, 4, 8, 10, 2, 10, 10, 6, 1, 9, 6, 8, 2, 1, 10, 5 and 9. Total: 263. Successes: 37.
  739. <TIMEBOMB> (I am rolling against Green)
  740. <Green_Enrics> (What am I rolling.)
  741. <TIMEBOMB> (Wisdom)
  742. <Green_Enrics> $11d10
  743. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 8, 3, 10, 1, 2, 10, 7, 8 and 9. Total: 74. Successes: 10.
  744. * Green_Enrics gets a stomach ache
  745. <Green_Enrics> According to the note
  746. <Green_Enrics> There was no REAL explosion
  747. * TIMEBOMB ends up taking two of Green's hearts
  748. * TIMEBOMB is now known as X__X
  749. <Green_Enrics> 1h
  750. * Ares stills stands far away from Green.
  751. <Green_Enrics> But Aressssss
  752. <DragonMind> Congrats, Green, you ate the Time Bomb!
  753. <Green_Enrics> We're friends. ;~;
  754. <DragonMind> And now you got the Stomache Ache Affliction
  755. <Ares> Friends don't let exploding friends explode other friends. -_-
  756. <Green_Enrics> Stomach Ache: Makes you want to leave a dungeon.
  757. <DragonMind> Stomache Ache Affliction: Your stomache hurts more and more
  758. <DragonMind> Until you die
  759. <Green_Enrics> Welp
  760. <Green_Enrics> This place is done
  761. <Green_Enrics> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mNZAZgXYJo&feature=player_embedded
  762. <DragonMind> And then a portal appears
  763. <Maliki> could be worse
  764. <Green_Enrics> Let's get out of here, Ares.
  765. <Maliki> could be headaceneverendus
  766. <Ares> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbaUDxZN-NE
  767. <Ares> (just wondering, what's the estimated amount of time left in this session?)
  768. <DragonMind> A portal that will take you somewhere.
  769. * Green_Enrics enters the Portal
  770. * Ares enters the portal after Green.
  771. <DragonMind> (Roughly about fifteen minutes)
  772. <Ares> (kay)
  773. <DragonMind> The portal takes you to... Another room in the same floor...
  774. <DragonMind> "Congratulations, you defeated the Floor 0-A of Dungeon of Dungeon!"
  775. <DragonMind> "Now you have to complete Floor 0-B..."
  776. <Ares> Uhh, can I hit some shops first?
  777. <DragonMind> "But don't worry, you can come back to this later after you are all prepared!"
  778. <Ares> Yay! Thanks-based narrator!
  779. <DragonMind> "By the way, three people are needed to complete this floor."
  780. <DragonMind> "The reason? Puzzles."
  781. <Ares> Guess we need some teammates.
  782. <DragonMind> "Or at least one of them..."
  783. <DragonMind> "Now, here is your reward"
  784. <DragonMind> You all get one HC each.
  785.  
  786. (Floor 0-A ended up being the end of this quest.)
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