The Prisoner

>You are a fluffy pony in the local park play pen.
>A situation has arisen.
>A fluffy pony has taken a popular female pony and is keeping her in the top of the play castle.
>He is standing on blocks he has stacked up and is gloating over the top of one of the walls.
>”Mwahahaha! Fwuffy take pwetty fuffy. She bewong to fwuffy now!”
>You realize you must save her.
>The castle is bright plastic with steps going to the top and slides on either side.
>You run up to the castle and yell, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Fwuffy saf pwetty fwuffy!”
>You run up to one of the slides and try to run up it only to slide back down.
>”Mwahahaha! Yoo nebeh saf her!”
>You look up and see a box sliding toward you.
>”Ahhhh!” You scream and run away.
>”Mwahahaha!”
>You decide to get some help.
>You run to where some fluffies are playing nearby.
>They are pushing toy fire trucks and police cars.
>”Fwuffy need hewp! We haf to saf pwetty fwuffy! Wha fwuffy bwafe to come wif fwuffy!”
>They start to stand, “We hewp!”, “Dis game?”, “Yay! Fwuffy be bwave!”
>”Yay! Wine up, we go wescue pwetty fwuffy!”
>You march back to the castle with the fluffy in a line behind you.
>You get to the base of the castle, “Gif back pwetty fwuffy!”
>The fluffy on top yells, “Go way!”
>He disappears and balls start to fly over at you.
>The fluffies behind you panic, “Ahhh, bad fwuffy thwow bawl! Wun away!”
>The fluffies behind you scatter.
>You start to dodge the balls as they land around you.
>You run to the other slide and look up it.
>The bad fluffy looks down at you and gloats, “Pwetty fwuffy bewong me now! Mwahahaha!”
>He starts to roll nerf footballs down the slide.
>”Ahhhh! Bad fwuffy out smawt fwuffy!”
>You run to the steps, you see that he has placed plastic block on the steps blocking them.
>”Bad fwuffy too smawt! Fwuffy neber saf pwetty fwuffy now!”
>You set your head against the blocks in frustration.
>They move.
>You look at them for a minute and finally get an idea.
>You push the blocks and they fall away.
>”Yay! Fwuffy saf pwetty fwuffy now!”
>You run up the steps to the top.
>You see the pretty fluffy setting in the corner and the bad fluffy still smiling triumphantly in the center.
>He sees you,”Go way! She bewong to me now!”
>You run up and push the bad fluffy down.
>He looks at you and gets tears in his eyes, “Wahhhh! Why you mean to fwuffy!”
>You look at the pretty fluffy, “Fwuffy saf yoo! Yoo fwee to go!”
>You bow slightly to the rescued damsel.
>She gets up and trots past you to the crying fluffy and starts to hug him.
>”Me wike de bad fwuffies!” She says cooing in his ear.
>The fluffy who captured her sniffles, “He meanie fwuffy!”
>They both turn to you, “Go way!”
>She continues to hug and console him as you just stare with jaw agape.