livedangerously

If anyone needs an idea for an easy way to live dangerously, I've got you covered. Just get on the highway and move over to the passing lane and go exactly the speed limit. People will bleed out of their eyes and shit goats. If you're really feeling alive don't use a turn signal when changing lanes. People who do this should be shot execution style in front of their loved ones. Of course I don't really think that but I definitely say it out loud in my car whenever someone pulls this shit in front of me. If everything that everyone has ever shouted in a road rage situation were to come true, everyone in the world would be dead. This is true just due to the fact that one time when somebody cut me off I shouted that I wanted everyone in the world to be eaten by bears. Ok I might have shouted this more than once...it might even be my go to phrase, don't judge me. I know I'm not the only one. It's just that cars are serious business you guys and I don't want anyone to get hurt in an accident. My blind rage is a result of my heart being in the right place and if you tailgate me in traffic I hope your children catch fire and your knee caps are filled with aggressive hornets. I do a lot of creating while I'm driving. For example I often create new swear word combinations while driving, such as douche whistle or shit kebab. I think it's just that I get creative when I'm angry. I could write a brutal musical if I only worked on it after driving home from work during morning rush hour. I may just need to chill out but I promise you I also get mad about things that matter, like people being denied equal rights and places not accepting credit card in 2015.