kluffu

local Kluffu1 = {};
local Kluffu2 = {};

table.insert(Kluffu1,"cat");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"dog");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"leg");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"arms");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"head");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"dong");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"kidneys");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"liver");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"computer");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"everything");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"internet");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"pizza");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"maid");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"eyeballs");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"socks");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"food");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"sanity");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"bot");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"chaos orbs");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"face");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"princess");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"pokemon");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"eggs");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"loot");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"unique items");
table.insert(Kluffu1,"bros");

table.insert(Kluffu2,"hurts");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is dead");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"exploded");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is offline");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got trampled by a goat");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got stabbed");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is frozen solid");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is pretty gurb");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is on fire");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is shocked");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"has collapsed into a blackhole");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got ebola");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"feels good");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"smells");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got sold on ebay");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got put in a museum");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got aten by a t-rex");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got RMT'd");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got vaal'd");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got bricked");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is on the moon");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is in orbit");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is about to save the princess");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is in another castle");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"evaporated");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"ripped");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got double cursed");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is the best ever");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"has been on mars");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got dom-blowed by RaizQT");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is stronger then a sumo");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is an illusion, eggcile");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"is in jail");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"Kappa");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"PogChamp");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"FailFish");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"Kreygasm");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"DansGame");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"got vaal smashed");
table.insert(Kluffu2,"took down the scrotumpuller, bros");

local function Kluffu()
    print(ME() .. " did you know? Kluffu's " .. Kluffu1[math.random(#Kluffu1)] .. " " .. Kluffu2[math.random(#Kluffu2)]);
end

return Kluffu;