Chapter 2c: Being a Dumbass

 Well look at you all gussied up in your little specialness. Ready to take the world huh?
Wrong the world is going to kick you in the fuckin balls I'm Mr Meeseeks.

Every Morty can choose between any Stress their type will give them, but once they pick one they are stuck with it yesiree! All options can and likely will lead to a loss in respect.

Virginal Morty: Violence. For some reason innocence breaks quickly. If something hits the last straw your immediate response is to try to kill it. You HAVE to try to fight the nearest thing generating Stress and you HAVE to try to kill it unless another player tries to stop you. They can, if you agree to it, immediately end your Being a Dumbass by knocking you out.

Dumbass Morty: Denial. You know whats a great way to solve a problem? Ignoring it. You will do your best to pretend this situation is not happening and you can not act to resolve whatever incident causes the most Stress to you.

Evil Morty: Betrayal. Shit that you are of course you will do this. When shit goes bad you will do your best to ally with one of the stress causers.  You don't actually need to sincerely ally with them, but you will lie and sneak your way around your problems like the turd you are. Roll Sass to do so.

Brownoser Morty: Beg. Some morties will just immediatly turn to a Rick to solve their problems. These include you, and no one likes a begger. If you fail in your schwifty roll to beg you will lose respect.

Traumatized Morty: Drugs. Some Morties take after the old man more then either of them would like. You deal with things you don't want to feel by preventing yourself from physically feeling. You get -1 on your rolls as a uncoordinated hick.

Jerry: Flee. You cower in whatever cowering hole you can find and act like a pathetic sack that you are. You have to flee any challenges given to you. When finally cornered and unable to avoid the rolls you get a +1 bonus to your dice roll for being a caged rat.