PowerfulStache - Writefags in Canterlot #1: MonCapitan

>Be MonCapitan.
>I'm bored as hell, with nothing really to do.
>Nothing ever happens in this damn town.
>Except that one flaming demon girl from another dimension.
>That was pretty fucking cool.
>All of my good friends are probably out doing cool shit right now.
>Creature called me up earlier saying he was going to meet this one girl at the library to /study/.
>Why does he have to be such a badass motherfucker when it comes to getting girls?
>He's been giving that Flash Sentry asshole a run for his money.
>Machine took up volunteering at some animal shelter a few miles out, but I'm not that fucking bored.
>Stache has been out at that rodeo for 3 days now, and still hasn't given any of us a call.
>The event was only supposed to gone for a day, but I'm sure he's in good hands.
>Newblood had a soccer game this morning, but I didn't have any money to spare for that.
>Really, the only person I can think of who isn't doing anything right now is Facialhair.
>All I've ever seen him do is hang out with his little brother, and I'm sure he'd love to hang out.
>I whip out my phone and enter his number into the keypad.
>I pull the phone up to my ear, hearing his cheesy orchestra ring that he has set up for people who call him.

"Hey Cap, what's up?"

>Good, he doesn't sound busy at all.

"I was just wondering if you had anything going on tonight, or if you're free."

>He let's out a slow sigh.

"Sorry, mate. I'm taking my little brother out to some Fine Arts thing going on in the city today."

>I had completely forgot he was into those sort of things.

"It's fine. I've got some plans for today, anyways. Just wanted to see what was up."

"Ok. Wouldn't want to let you down and leave you with nothing to do all day. Talk to you later."

"Alright. Have fun at that concert."

>I close my phone and toss it over onto my bed.
>So all of my good friends are busy today, and I'm not.

>That's a change of pace, for sure.
>I guess I'll just play some GTA until I can think of something to do.
>I walk into the other room of my apartment, and turn on my Xbox, putting Grand Theft Auto 4 in the disc tray.
>As soon as I'm about to hop into a game of Free Mode, I hear a familiar noise playing on my bed in the other room.

"Ain't nobody got time for that! Ain't nobody got time for that!"

>It's the ringtone I set up for my cousin, Damynorb.
>As much as I hate to say it, I'd rather do something with him than play GTA.
>I put down my controller and go into the other room, picking up my phone to answer it.

"Ay! Cousin! How have you been?"

>I sigh, shaking my head at his ridiculous accent.

"Not bad, Norb. What've you been doing?"

"You know, down at the bowling alley. Want to go bowling, cousin?"

>I swear, he spends every waking hour bowling.
>Well, it's better than sitting around doing nothing.

"I'll be there in 15 minutes, man. See you there."

>I can hear him quietly Yes! over the phone.

"Good man, Cap. I'll be in Lane 19 with a gift for you."

>He hangs up the phone, sounding happier than ever.
>I toss on my jacket, running out the door to bump right into one of my neighbors.
>We crash onto ground in one big heap of tangled.
>I poke my head on to see who I just inconvenienced.
>It's Fluttershy, the girl who always gets into trouble because of her animals.
>She quickly untangles herself from the mess and stands up.

"Sorry sorry sorry sorry SORRY!"

>She seems to think its her fault.

"There's nothing to be sorry about Fluttershy. I was just on my way out a little too quickly."

>She doesn't seem convinced.

"No, it's my fault. I wasn't watching where I was going."

>She reaches into her pocket, pulling out her wallet.

"Here, you can take whatever you want from this! Just don't be mad at me"

>Fluttershy holds out it out towards me.

"I can't take that offer. Where are you headed?"

>She slowly puts her wallet back into her pocket, hiding in her pink hoodie.

"Um, I'm on my way to the Hungry Bunny Animal Shelter just outside of town."

>That's where Machine is volunteering at for the first time, starting today.
>Idea!

"Walk with me, Shy."

>I start walking along the hallway towards the staircase, Fluttershy slowly following behind.

"How long have you been working there?"

"Since Freshman year."

>She keeps trying to hide in her hoodie.

"I have a friend who's starting up working there today. Know anything about that?"

>She immediately perks up and starts trying to catch up with me.

"You know Machine? He came in the other day saying he was starting up soon, but I didn't know he was starting up that soon! I need to get there fast!"

>Fluttershy is now all out sprinting for the staircase to get to her car.

"Whoa there! Wait up!"

>She's reaches the stairs and starts running down them as fast as she can, not seeming to be running out of energy any time soon as I trail behind her.

"I have to get there! Right now!"

>She either liked him when he came in or is really fucking worried he'll mess something up.

>Maybe both.
>Getting to the bottom of the stairs, I see her run through the middle of the lobby and right out the door.
>Seems like both.
>I work my way through the wake of things Shy toppled over and trip into the push door.
>Damn, that hurt my face.
>Just as I start to get up, she starts up her car and drives right out of the parking lot.
>Simply at the mention of Machine's name, the girl who offered her wallet to her neighbor did all that.
>Oh, that lucky bastard.
>I walk over to my car, pulling my keys out of my jacket.
>I figure it's about time I meet up with Norb at the alley, considering I got held up by Shy.
>Unlocking it, I notice a post it note stuck to the hood of my car.
>I reach over and pull it off, holding the note close to face.

"Thanks for making my day, Cap."
-Fluttershy

>How did she even... Fuck it.
>I open my door and jump in, turning on my car.
>Might need to get some gas later, I'm running low.
>I pull out of my spot and drive off towards the bowling alley Norb pretty much lives at.
>Along the way, I drive by the high school to see what Newblood is up to.
>Just as I'm driving by, I see some rainbow haired girl running down the field being pursued by Newblood, but she doesn't have a ball, and nobody is in the bleachers.
>Well, it's his problem for right now.
>If it's even a problem.
>I drive by a lot of other places on my way to the bowling alley, but nothing else catches my eye.
>Finally pulling up to the place, I see Norb's piece of shit car parked right up front.
>That thing looks like a bucket of puke.
>I park as far away from it as possible and go into the alley.
>Walking in, I hear We Are The Champions playing loudly.
>Didn't even know they played any Queen here, but whatever.
>I walk out into the open and go to Lane 19, where Norb told me to meet him.
>For once, he's not alone.
>He has some blonde girl with grayish skin with him.
>I walk up to him, swaying his attention from the girl's fine ass.

"Ay, cousin! You made it just in time!"

>He looks back at the girl.

"Derpy! Come here. I'd like you to meet my cousin, Capitan."

"Is this who you've been acquainting yourself with, Norb? She's not bad. Not bad at all."

>He chuckles, watching as the girl stumbles over to us.
>I notice her eyes are jumbled, but I choose to keep the thought to myself.

"Hey there! You must be Cap. My name's Derpy. Norb has told me a lot about you."

"Has he now?"

>I take a seat next to Norb, looking back up at her.

"Well, nice to meet you Derpy. It's always good to see a friendly face with Norb."

>He elbows me, giving off an awkward smile.

"Cousin! Why don't you put these new clothes I got for for you? We were just about to start up a new game."

>I get up and grab the clothes on the table.

"I'm going to go put these on. Don't you two disappear on me."

>Heading over to the bathroom, I see two guys cornering somebody by an extra exit.

"Come on, Brutus, Chuck! There's no need to get aggressive."

>It sounds like a girl, probably not older than 19.
>One of them grabs the girl by the shirt, pushing her up against the wall.

"You know the rules, Pinkie. We need to teach you a lesson about stealing."

>Why do these names sound so familiar?
>I figure I should probably see what's going on, considering these guys are about my size.
>I walk up just as the shorter and chubbier one, Chuck, I think it was, is about to lob her in the face.

"Hey, assholes! What's going on here?"

>Chuck let's go of the girl's shirt, and turns around.

"None of your business, dickwad."

>Peering around, I can now see what this girl looks like.
>She's about my height, with puffy, bright pink hair and pink skin.
>She looks into my eyes, and gives me a wink, and proceeds to lift her leg up a bit.
>Well, it seems like she has more a plan than me.

"You want to say that right up here, Rumpelstiltskin?"

>I motion towards my face.

"Brutus, you stay here for a second."

>The taller and thinner one, Brutus, nods at him.
>The girl isn't even in the corner anymore, and is somehow on the fucking ceiling.
>He looks around for a second, rubbing his eyes.
>The pink girl on the ceiling hops down onto Brutus's head, knocking him out cold as it seems.
>Without even acknowledging what just happened, Chuck stretches in the weirdest way I've ever seen.
>The pink girl wraps her arms around his neck, tossing him to the ground.
>How did a girl this sneaky get cornered?
>Cracking her knuckles, she dances over towards me, giving me a quick peck on the cheek.

"Thanks for the distraction, sweetie. What your name?"

>I'm barely able to get a response out.

"I'm, uh, Capitan."

"Well, Capitan, you just saved my ass. Literally."

"Who were those guys? What did they want with you? Who are you?"

"They're just some thugs, looking to get a certain something out of me. The name's Pinkie Pie. Follow me."

>And with that, she walks off towards the exit, with me following behind her.
>Looking around, I realize not a single person actually even saw that happen.
>She pushes open the door and we walk outside.

"Where did you park, Cap? I could use a ride home."

>Bowling with Norb, or bringing home a ninja girl?
>The answer is clear.

"It's right over here."

>I walk off the right, motioning her to follow me.
>Walking up to my car, I open the passenger seat door for her.
>She crawls over into the driver's seat.

"What are you doing?"

"Do you know where I live?"

>She has a point.
>I get in and hand her the keys.
>She spends a couple minutes toying around, seeming as if she doesn't know what she is doing.
>Strange, the pink ninja girl isn't a very skilled driver.
>And I just have her my keys and am riding with her.
>She drives out of the lot and gets onto a backroad.
>We drive in silence for who knows how long.

"So, Cap. What were you doing at the bowling alley?"

"I was there with my odd cousin and his new girlfriend."

"And you just got up and left them to go with me?"

>I'm sure Norb will be fine with that Derpy girl with him.

"Pretty much. He's in good hands, though."

"Good thing you did. I walked there."

>I still know very little about who this girl even is.

"What were you doing there?"

"Trying to escape those two. They've been after this for the past month."

>She pulls a copper, rusty, crown out of her hoodie pocket, handing it to me.

"What is this? Just an old crown?"

"It's a little bit more than that. Remember that one time there was a demonic fire girl at the high school?"

>Who hasn't heard about that at this point?

"Yeah, what about it?"

"This is the crown that she adorned that let her do that."

>Well, shit.

"What did those two want with it, and why do you have it?"

"After the crown was sent back to the other world, it was stolen yet again and brought here. My friends and I managed to get it back from them, but we've been passing it around from person to person trying to throw them off until the portal reopens."

>Before I'm able to respond, Pinkie drives off road into a forest off the edge of the road.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Sorry, lost control for a second there.

>She stops and begins to back up, but before she is able to get anywhere, the car begins to wheeze a little, until it comes to a complete halt.
>We're stuck in dirt.

"Well, we aren't going anywhere."

>No shit, Pinkie.
>I unlock my door to go out and have a look at how bad the car is stuck.
>The back right wheel is pretty much sunk half into the dirt.
>Unless we can get this dirt wet, we aren't going anywhere.

"Alright, Pinkie. We're stuck. Shut off the car for now."

>She does just that and hops out of the car.
>Let me analyze the situation here.
>I'm out in the woods, with a car stuck in the dirt, at night, accompanied by a pink ninja girl who is knowledgable of alternate worlds.
>Speaking of night, how long we're we driving?

"I got some stuff in my trunk. We can just camp out for the night and figure this situation out in the morning."

>She looks ecstatic about something, as if she got the best idea ever and want to keep in to herself. For now.
>I open up the back of my car, getting out two sleeping bags and two pillows.
>I told Newblood this would come in handy, and he didn't believe me.
>I would love to see the look on his face right now.
>Checking my watch, it's about 10:31 P.M., which doesn't even seem possible but whatever.
>I bring the stuff out and set it up on a nice, dry spot in the dirt.

"We should probably go get some firewood, considering it will get cold out here."

"Yeah, ok. You do that. I'll get all the stuff set up correctly."

>Correctly? Is that supposed to be a stab at my organizing skills?
>I walk off into the forest to get some wood for the fire.
>For a forest this huge, finding sticks is surprisingly difficult.
>After 15 minutes of searching, I've barely found a handful.
>Retracing my steps, I arrive back at the car to find a fire already going.
>The sleeping bags are set up right next to each other, both a safe distance away from the fire which is controlled by the wall of rocks built around it.

"Pinkie! How did you even-"

>She magically dances over to me, putting her hand over my mouth before I can say anymore.

"I'm a crazy pink ninja girl. This shouldn't be top on your list of things that surprise you."

"This /is/ the first time you summoned rocks and fire out of thin air."

"You want surprising?"

>She grabs me by my shirt and tosses me onto the sleeping bags.

"I'll show you surprising."

>Well, that's pretty fucking surprising.
>I start to get up, when I am tackled by Pinkie and pushed up against the hood of the car.
>Looking deep into my eyes, she dives at my face, locking lips with me.
>The surprise has been doubled.
>Continuing to push me up against the car, she unzips my jacket and takes it off of me, all the while making out with me, leaving me in a T-shirt.
>Damn, she's good at this.
>Good thing I'm better.
>Taking advantage of the fact that she is too focused on my face to pay attention to anything else, I move my hands from the hood of the car straight to her wobbly ass, causing her to pause for a second, surprised by my boldness.
>I immediately shift my hands from her ass to her hips, gripping them tightly and pushing forward, turning around, and pushing her up against the hood.

"You're sneaky, Cap. Almost as sneaky as me."

>I quickly dive back into the kiss, starting to fiddle around with her hoodie.
>There is no zipper.
>I grasp the bottom of it, beginning to pull it up off of her, realizing it isn't going to come off without backing my face away from her's for a moment.
>It's worth the chance of giving her control of the situation again.
>Just as I'm pulling it up to her neck, I quickly back my face up, removing her hoodie entirely, leaving her in nothing on her upper half but a light, see-through T-shirt.
>Just as I'm about to go in for another kiss, she whips her right hand up and covers my mouth with it.

"Oh ho ho, that's over for now. Time for phase two."

>She's counting in phases?
>Still pushed up against the good of the car, she reaches her out for my shirt and removes it, pulling it off in the blink of an eye.
>Before I can do the same to her, she flat out tackles me to the ground.
>I'm pretty sure she was able to do that the entire time.
>Laying on top of me, she leans up, taking off her shirt and revealing that she didn't even have a bra on in the first place.
>I reach out to hold her perky breasts, but she stops me before I can.

"Not just yet."

>Giving me a quick peck on the lips, she stands up and bounces over to the sleeping bags she set up, her nude breasts jumping up and down.
>I stand up and get out of the dirt, brushing myself off.

"What are you waiting for? Get over here!"

>Well, no point in arguing with her.
>I walk over to her, watching as she begins to remove her jeans.
>Once I am face to face with Pinkie, I decide to help her with her issue of getting off her pants without getting on the ground just yet.
>Getting down on my knees, I pull her pants straight off, causing her to fall over, her head landing on a pillow she had set up.
>Being in nothing but an wet pair of panties, I decide to fix the issue.
>I lay down next to her, aligning my shoulder with her foot, leaning up.
>On her side, I feel her begin to remove my jeans, leaving us both in nothing but underwear.
>Simultaneously, we remove the last piece of clothing from each other, releasing liquids out onto the sleeping bag and causing my member to stand to attention.
>I move my left hand up to her vag, coating it in her fluids, and teasing the outside of her clit.
>She sticks her fingers into her mouth and covers each one of them thoroughly in saliva.
>I look up to Pinkie, holding my middle and index diners together right up to her slit.
>She is hovering her hand right over my cock.

"You ready, Pinkie?"

"Ready as I'll ever be."

>That's all I needed to hear.
>I dive my fingers into her pussy, eliciting an automatic moan.
>Moving in and out, I position my right hand right onto her clit and begin rubbing it around.
>She responds by grasping my dick and beginning to pump it, quickening her pace as time passes.
>Sliding my fingers in and out, I start to try to go deeper, my fingers being engulfed by her tightening vag.
>Trying to get creative, she begins to tickle my balls, sending a shiver through my dick, releasing some precum onto her hands.
>Shit, this is really starting to get heated, especially considering we are right next to a fire.
>I still don't understand how she magically made a fire.
>But besides making fires, she sure knows how to pitch a tent.
>Things begin to escalate even further when she makes a bold move and takes a dive at my dick.
>Feeling her warm mouth wrap around my member, I do the same for her, removing my right hand from her clit and placing my persistent tongue there.
>At this point, she isn't moaning, she is just plain panting, heating up her mouth as she bobs up and down like she is bobbing for apples.
>I'm not sure who much longer I can hold on.
>I feel a surge of energy rushing through my member.
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"Pinkie, I'm going to come!"

>She can't even respond anymore.
>All she does is just continue bobbing up and down, trying to mumble out something that I cannot understand.
>Out of nowhere, my fingers become stuck, pulsating along with her vag.
>A rush of fluids comes heaping out through her cunt, covering my mouth and hand in her warm, sticky, fluids.
>And with that, I release my load straight into Pinkie's mouth, feeling as if I'm emptying out gallons.
>Unable to do anything else, I fall back, losing any control in my body that I had left.
>Through my blurred vision, I can see two figures.
>One is short and fat, and the other is tall and skinny.
>It couldn't have been anyone else.
>I can hear them clapping, though my ears are ringing loudly.

"Nice performance, kid. Now, there is a little something were going to need from you."

"Over my grave, Rumplestiltskin."

>END