Six Unheard Messages

<phone message voice> You have six unheard messages. First unheard message: Sent yesterday at 10:32 PM.

Hi baby! Lisa and I just got here to the club! It's crowded as hell tonight, I wish you were here to hold me and let everybody know I'm spoken for! But I know you have to work early tomorrow, I hate that boss of yours! But don't worry, sweetheart! I'm just gonna leave you a bunch of sweet little voicemails for you to listen to when you wake up! Because I'm thinking about my man! I miss you already! Mwah!

<phone voice> Next unheard message: Sent yesterday at 11:26 PM.

<slightly tired> Ugh, hi baby. Tonight seems like a total waste. I'm this close to just taking a cab back to your place so we can snuggle tonight. For like, the last hour Lisa has been ignoring me and dancing with this creepy looking older guy. He's gotta be, like, 50 at least. He offered to buy us both drinks, but I said no. She humored him to make him go away, next thing I know she's following him out back while he goes to smoke. They come back in and she's all over him, pawwing at him like a teenager, calling him Big Daddy. Big Daddy! It's really fucking creepy! The ONLY reason I'm still here is to make sure she doesn't go home with this asshole. Fuck! Here they come again, he's giving me the most pervy look. Ugh! <heavy sigh> I love you baby! Hope you're sleeping well. Mwah!

<phone voice> Next unheard message: Sent today at 12:41 AM.

<loving, but distracted> Hi hon, just wanted to say I miss you! I wish you were here! Things are fucking CRAZY here tonight <giggling a bit> I've had a few more drinks bought for me, I need my man's arms around me to keep my head on straight! We're probably gonna get out of here soon, at least I hope so. Bye baby.

<phone voice> Next unheard message: Sent today at 1:05 AM.

<rather drunk> Ummmmmmm hi baby! I've had a bit too much to drink! <giggling> You should have came out with us tonight! You know how horny I get when I'm drunk... <speaking away from the phone> Yes da- yes I'm coming with! Ummmmmmm... sorry about that baby. Talking to Lisa, she's getting a cab. We're all gonna go back to her place since it's close and her roommate is out of town. She's bringing that older guy with, she's really into him, he seems to have a LOT <giggle> to offer. Hopefully they can keep it quiet tonight. If you were awake I'd come there and take all my drunk horniness out on you! <half sigh, half moan> I'llllll just have to hold it in somehow. Mwah!

<phone voice> Next unheard message: Sent today at 2:38 AM.

They've been fucking for an hour, baby... it's ridiculous... you wouldn't think a guy his age could go that long! I mean, you're in pretty good shape and probably like 30 years younger than him and I can't remember the last time you went for more than half an hour... <slight moan> She just keeps screaming her head off, calling him Big Daddy and yelling how big his cock is... no wonder she's so into him... fuck... If I were single <horny giggling> ... but I'm not! You're my b-boyfriend! And I love you! You're my boyfriend... and I love you... you're my boyfriend... and I love you...

<phone voice> Next unheard message: Sent today at 3:02 AM.

<different voice> Heyyyyyy dude it's Lisa <laughing, breathing heavy> I'm just taking a quick breather... but I think you need to hear this!

<girlfriend's voice from across the room, moaning interspersed> Fuck! Fuck yes daddy! Fuck me Big Daddy! Give me more! Yes! Yes! YES! GOD BIG DADDY YOUR COCK IS SOOOOOOOO FUCKING GOOD! I havent't fucked like this ever! ... YES! YES DADDY YOU'RE SO MUCH BIGGER AND BETTER THAN MY LIMP-DICK BOYFRIEND! YOU FUCK ME SO GOOD BIG DADDY I'M ALL YOURS! YES YES YES FUCK YES I'M YOURS! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD BIG DADDY YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME SQUIRT AGAIN!

<intense, powerful orgasm>

<Lisa's voice again> Anyyywayyyy I just thought you should hear that. Better to know than to be left wondering, you know? You're probably not gonna hear from her tomorrow, Daddy doesn't fly back home to his wife until Sunday morning and we're both going to be... entertaining him. Don't worry, I'm sure she loves you still and all that crap, but for now... better to think you just don't have a girlfriend. But I'm gonna jump back in there while she rests, he wore her ass out! Step your game up! Tootles!

<phone voice> End of messages.