Fallout: PnP Edition: Log 10: One Big Happy Family

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Saturday, July 13, 2013
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has been invited to chat.
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
8:01 PM - M. Ciaster has been invited to chat.
8:01 PM - MeltingData has been invited to chat.
8:01 PM - M. Ciaster entered chat.
8:01 PM - MeltingData entered chat.
8:02 PM - MeltingData: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hIhzT3IYo_U
8:02 PM - MeltingData: oh god
8:02 PM - M. Ciaster: is that the GTA V gameplay
8:02 PM - M. Ciaster: 'cause I'm not clicking youtube links, it'd lock my computer up to hell and back :v
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yes
8:03 PM - MeltingData: no
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: its naked ladies
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: or naked men
8:03 PM - MeltingData: its tf2 medic
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: whatever floats your boat
8:03 PM - MeltingData: with nazi animations that someone made
8:03 PM - M. Ciaster: well that sounds... interesting?
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: so since Little Lightning is stuck in the nerfed dimension we're going without him
8:04 PM - MeltingData: rip
8:04 PM - M. Ciaster: do we get +500 xp for showing up
8:04 PM - M. Ciaster: again
8:04 PM - MeltingData: id like that
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: no because we're fucking playing
8:04 PM - MeltingData: :c
8:04 PM - MeltingData: can i have 500 anyway
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: and you have to earn your xp
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: no
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: you lose 500 for asking
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: scrub
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: hueheuheuheueheueeheheuheeu
8:04 PM - MeltingData: :C
8:04 PM - M. Ciaster: you nerfy bastard
8:04 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ;o
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: teehee ~
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: yes im a gm yes i nerf dont hit on me silly boys ~~
8:05 PM - MeltingData: is there any point to leveling up a skill after 100
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: onichan~
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: sure there is
8:05 PM - MeltingData: bragging rights?
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: target shots reduce hit chance, for starting
8:05 PM - M. Ciaster: yes range and lightning modifiers
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: then there's AC
8:06 PM - M. Ciaster: also eyeshots
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: and other modifiers
8:06 PM - MeltingData: ah true
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: unless we properly rolled for the skills
8:06 PM - MeltingData: 200 should be all i need
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: there is literaly no rason
8:06 PM - M. Ciaster: shut up wing
8:06 PM - MeltingData: wing do YOU want to roll 1d300s
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I have no idea how you would roll for 300 percent things in real life
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: just roll a bunch of d20s?
8:06 PM - MeltingData: not at all
8:07 PM - MeltingData: probably with 3 d100s
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: A skill at 300 is for the purpose of target shotting a bloatfly in the middle of a sandstorm hurricane at night from 1000 meters away
8:07 PM - MeltingData: imaginarilly
8:07 PM - MeltingData: eyeshotting a small spider*
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: d100s exist?
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: in the dick
8:07 PM - MeltingData: no
8:07 PM - MeltingData: they dont
8:07 PM - M. Ciaster: I swear, wing, if we ever get around to playing cyberpunk I'm so gonna make you roll all these 1d6s and 1d10s
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: brb
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: yes, actually
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: I think I've seen a d100 on Thinkgeek before
8:07 PM - M. Ciaster: you'll see how fun it is then
8:07 PM - MeltingData: oh damn seriously?
8:07 PM - MeltingData: that raises a question
8:07 PM - MeltingData: what ARE we playing after fallout
8:08 PM - MeltingData: id be down for anything
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/d031/
8:08 PM - M. Ciaster: well, if I'll have my new pc by then, cyberpunk
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: I thought Ciaster was doing Cyberpunk
8:08 PM - MeltingData: d3?
8:08 PM - MeltingData: what
8:08 PM - M. Ciaster: yeah, I've already got all the materials 'n shizz
8:08 PM - MeltingData: that cant exist
8:08 PM - MeltingData: cool
8:08 PM - MeltingData: so you're running it
8:08 PM - MeltingData: we're playing?
8:08 PM - M. Ciaster: yep
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: sure it can
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I don't get the d6/d10 joke
8:09 PM - MeltingData: sweet, i can finally kick appy's ass
8:09 PM - MeltingData: because he wont be gm~
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i have no idea how cyberpunk works
8:09 PM - MeltingData: neither do i wing
8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: nigga you wish you could kick my ass
8:09 PM - M. Ciaster: the d6/d10 joke is that cyberpunk has shittons of d6/d10 rolling and pretty complicated combat
8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: fite me fgt I'm behind 7 nerf shields
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: o god
8:09 PM - MeltingData: good luck
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: is it like GURPS?
8:09 PM - MeltingData: im behind 700 ac
8:09 PM - MeltingData: complicated combat
8:09 PM - MeltingData: we're doomed
8:09 PM - M. Ciaster: well, it's not quite GURPS levels of complicated
8:10 PM - M. Ciaster: but it's pretty extensive and realistic
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Fallout was supposed to be GURPS
8:10 PM - M. Ciaster: and a single well-placed shotgun blast can and will drop yo ass
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: And the cazadeathclawsupermutant in power armor has 1000 skills
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: in everything
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ogud
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: he even has a unique skill called Critical Hit
8:10 PM - MeltingData: ciaster
8:11 PM - MeltingData: ciaster i want to play cyberpunk now
8:11 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: where if he rolls a critical hit on his critical hit skill you die in real life
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: good thing our designated medic decided to not show up when we are all dying
8:11 PM - MeltingData: realistic weapons hnnnngh~
8:11 PM - M. Ciaster: believe you me so do I
8:11 PM - MeltingData: are we dying?
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah I want to play cyberpunk too
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: super dead
8:11 PM - M. Ciaster: 'cause it owns, hard
8:11 PM - MeltingData: fuck what happened last game again
8:11 PM - MeltingData: im gonna play gray fox totally
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: e died
8:11 PM - M. Ciaster: just a heads up though you won't be playing as adam jensens
8:11 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: no, but if I recall last game, the one we played without Data, Renaldo was about to get sodmized by that deathclaw
8:11 PM - MeltingData: or cyborg raiden
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'm going to play
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: MERCHANT
8:11 PM - M. Ciaster: also when the hell WAS the last game even
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 4 weeks ago?
8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: 2
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: same thing
8:12 PM - M. Ciaster: I remember almost being pulverized by some mutie asshole with a laser minigun
8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: he wasn't a mutie scrub
8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: he was an android
8:12 PM - M. Ciaster: whatever
8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: get it rite
8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: nerf
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: in the original fallout
8:12 PM - M. Ciaster: omg sry dont nerf pls
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: how do you give companions armor?
8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: gauss minigun weilding nightkin surround you
8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: you put it in their inventory
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: are you sure?
8:13 PM - M. Ciaster: companions in F1 can't wear armor
8:13 PM - M. Ciaster: unless you have a mod
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: and I think there's a chat option to tell them to wear it
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: or that's the mod I got
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I got FIXT for FO1
8:13 PM - M. Ciaster: it kinda sucks giant balls but yeah, it's a game from 1997 after all
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I dunno if you can give them armor
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Same, Wing
8:13 PM - Renaldo: i think you can
8:13 PM - M. Ciaster: oh, then you should give it to 'em via the trading interface
8:13 PM - Renaldo: but you have to pickpocket them
8:13 PM - M. Ciaster: and then choose a dialogue option
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: FIXT is nice but after the first raider fight I'm set for the entire game
8:13 PM - Renaldo: and reverse pickpocket
8:14 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Ian is still carrying about 20 suits of leather armor
8:14 PM - M. Ciaster: also, disable armor drops if you've got that problem
8:14 PM - M. Ciaster: :v
8:14 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: at 800 caps value each
8:14 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: that's an option? :v
8:14 PM - M. Ciaster: this is kind of how in F2 I always get psycho'd up and blow through Metzger's slavers in the Den
8:14 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I just got the .223 pistol at like level 4 and just fucked shit up
8:14 PM - M. Ciaster: yeah, it's an option in the installer
8:14 PM - M. Ciaster: I think
8:15 PM - Renaldo: ill just pretend i dont exist because im bad at fo1/2
8:15 PM - Renaldo: im not that big a fan of roll based vidya
8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Just put all your point is small gunsd
8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: give yourself 10 luck
8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and aim for the eyes
8:15 PM - M. Ciaster: anyway, after fucking the slavers up I use 10mm pistols as currency until I get to New Reno or so
8:15 PM - M. Ciaster: :v
8:15 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge has changed their name to Finally gets to GM Again.
8:15 PM - Renaldo: >pistols as currency
8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
8:16 PM - Renaldo: so basically its this pnp
8:16 PM - M. Ciaster: also F2 is ridiculously easy to cheese, yeah
8:16 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: LET US BEGIN
8:16 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah lets play
8:16 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Spaceship falls from sky kills party game over
8:16 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: c:
8:16 PM - Renaldo: indubitably
8:16 PM - Renaldo: shit
8:16 PM - Renaldo: well
8:16 PM - Renaldo: on to cyberpunk
8:16 PM - Stitch: What book are we using for cyberpunk?
8:16 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: so yeah, last thing that happened was the android with laser minigun
8:16 PM - Tom Blanco: 2nd edition
8:17 PM - Renaldo: android with laser minigun you are not welcome here!!!!!
8:17 PM - Renaldo: yo whos takin that minigun
8:17 PM - Tom Blanco: + whatever splats you want (minus Maximum Metal 'cause fuck you I won't have you use power armor that's dumb)
8:17 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: If I remember correctly you guys were with the Wanderer an Shouty McEnclave Sergant investigating the android infiltrators who were sent with the supplies to the Blancos
8:17 PM - Tom Blanco: also I'll be taking that minigun as a trophy
8:17 PM - Renaldo: you know
8:17 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Despite the fact that it was LL who took the guy down :v
8:17 PM - Stitch: splats?
8:17 PM - Renaldo: one day we should play vanilla dnd
8:17 PM - Tom Blanco: supplement books
8:18 PM - Tom Blanco: also WHICH vanilla dnd
8:18 PM - Renaldo: well when you make an enemy that can ONLY be taken down by ll
8:18 PM - Stitch: dnd is 4 n3rds
8:18 PM - Renaldo: who else do you think is gonna defeat it
8:18 PM - Renaldo: tom idfk
8:18 PM - Renaldo: the good one with the crazy shit
8:18 PM - Tom Blanco: 420 shoot eyes every day
8:18 PM - Renaldo: like railguns etc
8:18 PM - Renaldo: 3.5e i think
8:18 PM - Renaldo: or is that the shit one
8:18 PM - Stitch: sounds like shit
8:18 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ANDROID SUDDENLY RISE AGEN AND GRAB GAUSS MINIGUN WHICH SHOOT FASTY BULLET FAST AND PARTY DIE
8:18 PM - Tom Blanco: 3.5e is the one where wizards own everything else
8:18 PM - Stitch: I think 4e is the shit ones
8:19 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: le fin
8:19 PM - Stitch: I never played DnD tho
8:19 PM - Renaldo: so maybe its 2e
8:19 PM - Tom Blanco: no, 4e is the one that's streamlined and hated by grognards
8:19 PM - Renaldo: is there even a 2e?
8:19 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, there's a ton of es
8:19 PM - Renaldo: so 4e is the bad one?
8:19 PM - Stitch: yes
8:19 PM - Tom Blanco: no
8:19 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: alright now seriously let's start this shit
8:19 PM - Stitch: kk
8:19 PM - Renaldo: k
8:19 PM - Tom Blanco: we're not having that argument actually yeah let's play
8:20 PM - Renaldo: aight
8:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Damn, nice shot LL!" the Wanderer shouts before LL passes out in the jeep.
8:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Well, shit. Eh, at least she's less likely to get shot."
8:20 PM - Stitch: "So..... Who wants to stick their fingers in me?"
8:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "...wat."
8:21 PM - Stitch: because bullets
8:21 PM - Renaldo: "Hopefully no one tries to attack us too soon. We're all fucked."
8:21 PM - Stitch: i am wounded
8:21 PM - Stitch: nevermind
8:21 PM - Stitch: I have full health
8:21 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: gj
8:21 PM - Tom Blanco: "I dunno 'bout ya, guys, but I'd love to get patched up."
8:22 PM - Renaldo: "Well, Tom's fucked. All in favor of eating him for sustenance?"
8:22 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Use a stimpak, you pansy," Enclave man whose name I forgot says
8:22 PM - Stitch: "I'd help but I mighy accidentally fist ya"
8:22 PM - Renaldo: sgt gunny
8:22 PM - Stitch: aka I have 22 first aid
8:22 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: works for me
8:23 PM - Renaldo: i have 20 first aid
8:23 PM - Renaldo: should i roll c:
8:23 PM - Stitch: I have Sauron's Gauntlet
8:23 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: go for it :v
8:23 PM - Renaldo: fail
8:23 PM - Renaldo: c:
8:23 PM - Renaldo: you're welcome tom
8:23 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: gj
8:23 PM - Stitch: "I could probably do it left handed"
8:23 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You fail to do any healing.
8:24 PM - Renaldo: booooring
8:24 PM - Stitch: i win
8:24 PM - Renaldo: but damn
8:24 PM - Stitch: 21
8:24 PM - Tom Blanco: well at least he didn't accidentally kill me
8:24 PM - Renaldo: oh fuck you stitch
8:24 PM - Renaldo: :c
8:24 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: roll 1d10
8:24 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: for points healed
8:24 PM - Stitch: 7
8:24 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: swiggity swag
8:24 PM - Renaldo: i can repair robots, not humans
8:24 PM - Renaldo: not enough circuits for me
8:24 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You gain 25 experience for honing your skills.
8:24 PM - Stitch: I don't even have hands
8:25 PM - Stitch: nice
8:25 PM - Renaldo: pffffffffft
8:25 PM - Tom Blanco: heh I see what you did there GM
8:25 PM - Stitch: stealing that straight from the game
8:25 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: c:
8:25 PM - Renaldo: :V
8:25 PM - Stitch: I redact that statement
8:25 PM - Renaldo: ur gey
8:25 PM - Renaldo: lets continue
8:25 PM - Stitch: everything is stolen from the game
8:25 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The game is stolen from the game
8:26 PM - Tom Blanco: :O
8:26 PM - Stitch: where do we even continue to?
8:26 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: perhaps that bar
8:26 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: which you are parked outside
8:26 PM - Tom Blanco: well we probably should investigate
8:26 PM - Renaldo: yeah
8:26 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: that was once the base of the Blancos before situation
8:26 PM - Stitch: i dun even know what i suppose to dp
8:26 PM - Renaldo: i dont remember what we were doing actually
8:26 PM - Stitch: yeah
8:26 PM - Renaldo: o
8:26 PM - Stitch: Sitch is master detective
8:27 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You guys discovered that a group of androids were with sent with a shipment of weapons to a Blanco stronghold
8:27 PM - Stitch: I investigate
8:27 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Androids under the guise of Enclave recruits
8:27 PM - Renaldo: I loot ye android
8:27 PM - Stitch: oshit
8:27 PM - Stitch: I still need to give myself perks
8:27 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: As you open the door to the bar, its hingelessness causes it to fall onto the floor
8:28 PM - Tom Blanco: "Shit, that's gonna cost a fortune to repair."
8:28 PM - Stitch: Stitch walks into the bar
8:28 PM - Renaldo: "There's not much to repair at this point."
8:28 PM - Stitch: "How much do hinges cost?"
8:28 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Tom noted professionally as he passes the truck-sized hole in the wall.
8:28 PM - Stitch: o
8:28 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you discover laser minigun, 50 shots of whatever the fuck it shoots and note that the power armor the android is wearing can't be removed
8:28 PM - Renaldo: and im the guy with perception 4
8:29 PM - Renaldo: hmm
8:29 PM - Stitch: o
8:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: also don't forget that sniper with the laser sniper who fell on it
8:29 PM - Renaldo: what skill is associated with hacking apart robutts
8:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and broke it
8:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: with his dead body
8:29 PM - Stitch: Can I wear the androids face :V
8:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: um
8:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I gues
8:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ?
8:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: v
8:29 PM - Stitch: rly
8:29 PM - Stitch: cool
8:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: :v
8:29 PM - Renaldo: can i roll repair to fuck around in the androids insides?
8:30 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Using his power gloved hand, Stitch rips the face of the android off
8:30 PM - Tom Blanco: guys, stop fucking around before the android pulls a Terminator and we'll have to crush him with a steel press
8:30 PM - Renaldo: im trying to get his memories
8:30 PM - Renaldo: and possibly that power armor
8:30 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Synthetic blood gets everywhere
8:30 PM - Renaldo: just hack that shit off him
8:30 PM - Tom Blanco: they're implanted I mean jeez didn't ya see Blade Runner
8:30 PM - Stitch: Stitch wraps the androids face over his bandana so there are no malfunctions
8:30 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: As you attempt to, "hack the shit off him" you note that the shit literally IS him
8:30 PM - Renaldo: "You're almost as bad as that nazi."
8:31 PM - Renaldo: "Almost."
8:31 PM - Stitch: how did they get past medical
8:31 PM - Renaldo: yeah seriously
8:31 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: wat?
8:31 PM - Renaldo: medical examinations
8:31 PM - Renaldo: for soldiers
8:31 PM - Renaldo: how did androids even pass them
8:31 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Oh this dude wasn't one of the recruits
8:31 PM - Tom Blanco: well they look pretty similar
8:31 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: he showed up after shit went down
8:31 PM - Renaldo: oh
8:31 PM - Tom Blanco: to humans I mean
8:31 PM - Stitch: this perk list suchs shit
8:32 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: the androids on the other hand are pretty much exact humans, except they're robutts
8:32 PM - Renaldo: they're humans, but theyre not
8:32 PM - Renaldo: so they got past med p easy
8:32 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: although I probably shouldn't be telling you guys this because this is all crap you should be finding out by investigating
8:32 PM - Renaldo: C:
8:32 PM - Renaldo: w/e
8:32 PM - Stitch: Stitch investigates
8:33 PM - Renaldo: i roll repair to get this niggas memories
8:33 PM - Stitch: wat do i roll
8:33 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Roll PER
8:33 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and you roll Sci
8:33 PM - Stitch: 10
8:33 PM - Stitch: did i win
8:33 PM - Renaldo: science?
8:33 PM - Tom Blanco: my Repair/Doctor suck so I'll be examining the bar instead
8:33 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ye
8:33 PM - Renaldo: nigga when did repair stop being useful
8:33 PM - Tom Blanco: also did I join the wrong Rolz room or something
8:33 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you notice that you noticed nothing to notice
8:33 PM - Renaldo: w/e i rolled an 18
8:33 PM - Stitch: probably
8:33 PM - Renaldo: so pass
8:33 PM - Renaldo: gimme the memories
8:34 PM - Stitch: can i reroll to notice i have to notice things to notice?
8:34 PM - Renaldo: does it fit in the pip
8:34 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You successfully download the memories to your pip
8:34 PM - Renaldo: "Woah, take a look at this."
8:34 PM - Renaldo: what the fuck is on it
8:34 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Skimming the junk data, you uncover an audio file
8:35 PM - Renaldo: play ye audio
8:35 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: A voice you don't recognize says, "Once we break up that little alliance those mobsters have with the goody goody two shoes Enclave, we'll move our troops in and sweep up both messes. But first, we need to ge-" it cuts off
8:36 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: also 25 xp for science
8:36 PM - Renaldo: (i wish groupchat showed when someone was typing)
8:36 PM - Stitch: goody goody two shoes Enclave
8:36 PM - Stitch: lol
8:36 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: yes
8:36 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I do too
8:36 PM - Renaldo: aight so
8:37 PM - Tom Blanco: anyway so while y'all are tech wizarding it up I look around the bar for eventual survivors
8:37 PM - Tom Blanco: do I like roll PER or
8:37 PM - Renaldo: "Well gang, we solved the mystery. Now let's see who this creepy REALLY was! Stitch, you do the honors."
8:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Perhaps we should get that to the Blancos before they declare war on the Enclave," the Wanderer suggests.
8:37 PM - Renaldo: rip off his head
8:37 PM - Stitch: Stitch rips dat shit straight off
8:37 PM - Renaldo: we are scooby doo
8:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You rip the faceless head off
8:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you discover a head
8:37 PM - Tom Blanco: and the highwayman is the Mystery Machine?
8:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: without a face
8:37 PM - Stitch: "Can we keep it :3"
8:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: because Stitch already ripped that off
8:38 PM - Renaldo: "Oh, shit, I wasn't expecting you to actually do it."
8:38 PM - Tom Blanco: also does that head have eyes because song reference
8:38 PM - Stitch: Stitch tosses the head to Renaldo
8:38 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: of course it has eyes silly
8:38 PM - Renaldo: "Ew, no."
8:38 PM - Renaldo: i drop the head
8:38 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Stitch just ripped the skin off
8:38 PM - Tom Blanco: song reference get
8:38 PM - Stitch: and I am wearing it
8:39 PM - Tom Blanco: goddammit wing can't you play a mentally stable character for once
8:39 PM - Renaldo: "I was talking about that one series of holotapes, you know? 'Spooky-Boo, what is your current position?'"
8:39 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Sgt Gunny signs at Stitch's shenanigans. "Why do I always get stuck with the crazy ones..."
8:39 PM - Stitch: my guy has seen some shit yo
8:39 PM - Tom Blanco: well, so far you've been acting like the Predator, what's with ripping off heads 'n shit
8:40 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Hey guys, check this shit!" the Wanderer shouts from inside the bar
8:40 PM - Tom Blanco: I check this shit
8:40 PM - Stitch: Stitch finally peels off the face from his face and frisbees it at Renaldo
8:40 PM - Stitch: Shit gotta get checked
8:40 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You notice a series of empty crates marked with the Enclave logo. They are empty.
8:40 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "That's never good," Sgt Gunny says.
8:40 PM - Tom Blanco: empty crates are empty thanks gm
8:40 PM - Renaldo: I dodge the face and head over to Wanderer
8:41 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: with ye Enclave logo
8:41 PM - Renaldo: "What'd you find?"
8:41 PM - Tom Blanco: "Shit. What was in these, Sarge?"
8:41 PM - Stitch: "We found literally nothing"
8:41 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Uh, a few suits of power armor? And perhaps just some experimental weaponry we wanted the Blancos to field test..."
8:41 PM - Renaldo: "But the nothing was something. So we found something, that's nothing."
8:41 PM - Renaldo: "Why the hell did you give /mobsters/ experimental tech?"
8:42 PM - Renaldo: "
8:42 PM - Tom Blanco: "Experimental weaponry. Well that's just fuckin' beautiful."
8:42 PM - Stitch: ninjaed
8:42 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "The absence of evidence is not evidence of the absence,"  says the Wanderer
8:42 PM - Stitch: "Jesus you sound like my butler"
8:42 PM - Renaldo: "Yes it is, there's nothing here. That's evidence that the shit is absent."
8:42 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Because they're our allies? Why do YOU try and hit on the same waitress 12 years in a row?"
8:42 PM - Renaldo: "3 years, shut up."
8:43 PM - Stitch: its 12
8:43 PM - Renaldo: 3
8:43 PM - Stitch: wait nvm
8:43 PM - Renaldo: i didnt spend all 12 years hitting on a waitress
8:43 PM - Renaldo: :V
8:43 PM - Stitch: yes u did ;o
8:43 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Welp," the Wanderer says, kicking an empty crate aside to reveal something which looks similar to a plasma grenade, only instead of green it glows red.
8:44 PM - Tom Blanco: "Can we, ya know, stop fuckin' arguin' 'bout whether or not we should have these and start worryin' 'bout the androids havin' 'em now?"
8:44 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Ah shit, it was THAT shipment," Gunny says.
8:44 PM - Stitch: "What is THAT"
8:44 PM - Renaldo: "Ooh, grenades.:
8:44 PM - Renaldo: "
8:44 PM - Stitch: Stitch picks it up
8:44 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Grenade, actually," the Wanderer says
8:44 PM - Stitch: "What kind?"
8:44 PM - Tom Blanco: "Aw, shit. This is one of these, right?"
8:45 PM - Stitch: "I never seen it before"
8:45 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Imagine, if you will, a laser minigun which you could throw. One that shoots without a gunner in random, suppressive fire."
8:45 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yep, this is one of these. Fuck."
8:45 PM - Stitch: how do you show it where to aim
8:45 PM - Renaldo: "Oh, cool. Do we get to keep it?"
8:45 PM - Stitch: "Its a laser grenade?"
8:45 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "The soldiers call 'em disco balls."
8:45 PM - Stitch: o
8:46 PM - Renaldo: "It's more of a pill shape, but ok. If you were to set one of these off right now, where would it shoot?"
8:46 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Everywhere."
8:46 PM - Stitch: brb
8:46 PM - Tom Blanco: the point of suppresive fire is not aiming, wing
8:46 PM - Renaldo: i know, but i was wondering if it at least tries
8:47 PM - Renaldo: "So, how fast would we be dead?"
8:47 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Considering our proximity? About 3 seconds."
8:47 PM - Renaldo: "And how many do we get to take on the androids with?"
8:47 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "None for you," he says, snatching it from your grasp.
8:47 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Especially so considering this is the only one we found."
8:48 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "If they can reverse engineer our prototypes, we're going to have a very angry army of well equipped robots on our hands."
8:48 PM - Renaldo: "Shit."
8:49 PM - Stitch: back
8:49 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "We should get going soon, I don't want to be here if they decide to return and test out their new toys."
8:50 PM - Tom Blanco: "So, what are we waitin' for? Let's chase these assholes and shove these 'nades up their asses!"
8:50 PM - Stitch: "I wonder if we can reprogram these android
8:50 PM - Stitch: s
8:50 PM - Stitch: "
8:50 PM - Renaldo: "That ones missing a head. Survey says no."
8:50 PM - Tom Blanco: let's pry the restraining chips out of their heads!
8:50 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "We've yet to be able to, though I don't see why it wouldn't be possible," Gunny says.
8:51 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Then again they're virtually sentient, so they might be a bit difficult to reprogram."
8:51 PM - Tom Blanco: "I dunno a lot 'bout robots, but wouldn't being sentient make at least some of 'em friendlier?"
8:51 PM - Stitch: "You could reprogram sentient beings"
8:51 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: A harsh honking sounds from outside as the Wanderer's voice calls, "Come on, you slow fucks! We're losing daylight!"
8:52 PM - Renaldo: "Alright, alright. Let's go, we can talk on the road."
8:52 PM - Renaldo: I head out and CALL SHOTGUN
8:52 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Not if they've got restraints on their programming," Gunny says as he hops in the jeep
8:52 PM - Tom Blanco: I jump into the rear seat of the jeep
8:52 PM - Stitch: "I guess"
8:52 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I'll give you a damned shotgun to the head if you don't stop being a pain in the ass."
8:52 PM - Stitch: I hope in
8:53 PM - Stitch: hop*
8:53 PM - Tom Blanco: "What if we had someone who could, I dunno, take these restraints out?"
8:53 PM - Stitch: "I am pretty skilled when it comes to electronics":
8:53 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Next stop, ADVENTURE!" the Wanderer cries as he floors the accelerator.
8:53 PM - Renaldo: "Where are we even going?"
8:53 PM - Tom Blanco: "I dunno how that works, really, but fuck, your tech boys can do some impressive shit, seen one of 'em fix a laser rifle with a paperclip once."
8:54 PM - Stitch: "TO ADVENTURE"
8:54 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I suppose if you remove the restraints they'd have the ability to think freely. Maybe they'd choose to not follow the Commonwealth anymore, it's all very debateable."
8:54 PM - Stitch: "I'd give that man a handshake"
8:54 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Oh yes! Wilfred was a genius. He actually helped with the las-nade prototyping."
8:55 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "So uh, any ideas where we should go next?" the Wanderer asks as he randomly turns down streets.
8:55 PM - Renaldo: "But can they give a car a perfect paintjob using the blood of their enemies?"
8:55 PM - Tom Blanco: "Take us to the main Blanco compound, I need to let Uncle Sergio know what's goin' on."
8:56 PM - Tom Blanco: "Last thing I'd want would be us and the Enclave goin' to war."
8:56 PM - Stitch: brb
8:56 PM - Renaldo: "That sounds like a good idea, yeah."
8:57 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: As a caravan up ahead slowly crosses the middle of the street, the Wanderer honks the horn, shouting as they rush to the sidewalk, "BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS! 5 WASTELANDERS AND AN UNCOSCIOUS CHICK COMIN' THROUGH!"
8:57 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: UNCONSCIOUS*
8:57 PM - Stitch: back
8:57 PM - Stitch: "Wait
8:57 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Your unnecessary shouting is straining your vocal chords again," the Wanderer's power armor says.
8:57 PM - Stitch: "These caravans probably have contact with the commonwealth righht?"
8:58 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Slowing the jeep, the Wanderer turns to ask "What makes you think that?"
8:59 PM - Stitch: "Caravans are pretty neutral with political affairs"
8:59 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well, for one thing, they've got laser pistols."
8:59 PM - Stitch: "So they can move freely between territories"
8:59 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The jeep skids to a halt.
8:59 PM - Renaldo: "Laser pistols aren't really an uncommon thing."
8:59 PM - Stitch: "Maybe they know something about the commonwealth that we dont"
8:59 PM - Renaldo: "Can't hurt to ask."
9:00 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "We going after the caravan or to the Blanks? Your choice, guys."
9:00 PM - Renaldo: "Flag em down, I'll do the talking.
9:00 PM - Renaldo: "
9:00 PM - Tom Blanco: "True, but ya ever seen a caravaneer with one? They tend to stick to more conventional shit, like shotguns or so,"
9:00 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Works for me," the Wanderer says as he reverses the jeep, backing his way towards the caravan, once again shouting, "BEEP BEEP BEEP! FRIENDS IN REVERSE! BEEP BEEP!"
9:00 PM - Renaldo: "Nah, the one I used to run with had all sorts of shit. Saw a fuckin tri-beam plasma rifle once."
9:01 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I think he might have some sort of mental malfunction," Gunny whispers to you guys.
9:01 PM - Tom Blanco: "Shit, really? Where the fuck was that, Rennie?"
9:01 PM - Renaldo: I whisper to Tom. "The Wanderer is fuckin crazy."
9:01 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, no shit."
9:01 PM - Renaldo: "Down south."
9:01 PM - Tom Blanco: "That's what growin' up in a Vault does to ya. Messes with yo' head."
9:01 PM - Renaldo: "Like, Mexico-Texas area."
9:02 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Tri-beam plasma rifle?" Asks Gunny.
9:02 PM - Renaldo: "Yeah, what about it?"
9:02 PM - Stitch: "Plasma rifles have beams?"
9:02 PM - Renaldo: "Tri-stick thing. I don't use energy weapons, you know what I mean."
9:02 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I'll bet Wilfred would kill to get his hands on that. He ca't seem to figure a way to evenly distribute powe between three projectiles of plasma without overloading the weapon."
9:02 PM - Tom Blanco: "Ah. Fuck, from what I heard, Texas's always been ahead of everyone else when it comes to guns. Fuck, apparently even before the war they were like that."
9:03 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: also fuck you to hell and back "wireless" keyboard
9:03 PM - Renaldo: "It's probably long gone by now. That was decades ago."
9:03 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: if the keyboard isn't within 6 inches of the thing it doesn't work
9:03 PM - Renaldo: i can use mine from across the room
9:03 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: nerfed
9:03 PM - Tom Blanco: I never got wireless keyboards really
9:03 PM - Stitch: same
9:04 PM - Stitch: yeah they are pretty bullshit but I love em
9:04 PM - Tom Blanco: I mean, I can understand wireless mice, but a keyboard tends to stay in one place so why not get a wired one
9:04 PM - Stitch: I don't know why
9:04 PM - Renaldo: my keyboard and mouse came together
9:04 PM - Renaldo: for 10 bucks
9:04 PM - Renaldo: wasnt a preference thing :v
9:04 PM - Tom Blanco: heh
9:04 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The jeep finally reaches the caravan. The Wanderer greets the trader with a terrible western accent. "Well howdy thar, we're lookin to do some wheelin' and dealin', ya ken my meanin'?
9:04 PM - Stitch: I got this logitech one
9:05 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Mine is logitech
9:05 PM - Renaldo: >ken
9:05 PM - Stitch: that has this great thumb button thing
9:05 PM - Renaldo: i have mouse 4 and mouse 5
9:05 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: although it is old
9:05 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: still sucks
9:05 PM - Renaldo: but i just have them both bound to mouse3
9:05 PM - Tom Blanco: I dunno, I've been using this laptop keyboard since forever
9:05 PM - Renaldo: because the wheelbutton o nthis sucks ass
9:05 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: my mouse is fan diddily tastic though
9:05 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: despite the fact that it is wired
9:05 PM - Stitch: I got 3 extra buttons on mine
9:05 PM - Tom Blanco: my friend has that awesome old Logitech keyboard though and it kicks ass
9:05 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: same
9:06 PM - Renaldo: "What he means is, you caravaners don't really give a shit about politics, right?"
9:06 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and I can adjust the mouse speed with buttons on the mouse itsel
9:06 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: f
9:06 PM - Renaldo: niiiice
9:06 PM - Renaldo: what mouse is it?
9:06 PM - Renaldo: ive been looking to get a new one
9:06 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: g500 or something I think? I'll have to look it up again
9:06 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: anyways
9:06 PM - Stitch: Stitch wispers "Ask if they know anything about the commonwealth"
9:06 PM - Stitch: whispers*
9:06 PM - Renaldo: I whisper back, "No shit, I'll get to it. Let the master work."
9:07 PM - Renaldo: rollan speech
9:07 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Uh, no? Guess not?" the trader responds, slightly frightened by everything terrible about the wasteland being condensed into one vehicle.
9:07 PM - Renaldo: oh jeez if that had failed
9:07 PM - Renaldo: i passed
9:07 PM - Tom Blanco: wait a minute
9:07 PM - Renaldo: "Alright, so you deal with the Commonwealth?"
9:07 PM - Tom Blanco: Data
9:07 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 90 is passing?
9:07 PM - Tom Blanco: how much Speech DO YOU EVEN HAVE
9:07 PM - Stitch: 2908u62048246
9:07 PM - Renaldo: 155
9:07 PM - Stitch: ^that much
9:07 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: wat
9:07 PM - Tom Blanco: srsly
9:07 PM - Renaldo: not enough
9:08 PM - Renaldo: yeah
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: ur fuckin' op m8
9:08 PM - Renaldo: i know
9:08 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: well alrighty then m8\
9:08 PM - Renaldo: :v
9:08 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: /nerf
9:08 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: c:
9:08 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Commonwealth? Maybe... what's it to you?"
9:08 PM - Stitch: fuq what do we say
9:09 PM - Renaldo: "Well, just wondering. We specialize in repair on strange robots, and we were looking to help em out. Could you tell us more about em, or how to get to them?"
9:09 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: > play fallout pnp
9:09 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: > cant RP for shit
9:09 PM - Renaldo: do i rolll again :v
9:09 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: yis
9:09 PM - Renaldo: ye gods
9:09 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: damn was hoping for a critfail
9:09 PM - Renaldo: just barely passed
9:09 PM - Stitch: dats good shit
9:09 PM - Stitch: u are like
9:09 PM - Renaldo: fuckin hell renaldo doesnt even CARE
9:09 PM - Stitch: good at talking
9:10 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Yeah, I could tell you. For a price."
9:10 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Informaton's a commodity, and I deal in commodities."
9:10 PM - Renaldo: http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110305013213/courage/images/6/6e/Eustace2.jpg
9:10 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I also deal in guns, ammo, explosives armor junk and more!"
9:10 PM - Renaldo: "What's yer offer?"
9:10 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Let's say 2000 caps."
9:10 PM - Stitch: explosive armor
9:10 PM - Stitch: woopie
9:11 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: just glue grenades to yourself
9:11 PM - Renaldo: "2k huh? Well, I think you could tell us for less. We're not really the richest folks." rolling again
9:11 PM - Stitch: how about we pool?
9:11 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: that's barter you twat
9:11 PM - Renaldo: ah fuck
9:11 PM - Stitch: lol
9:11 PM - Renaldo: i passed anyway
9:11 PM - Tom Blanco: yo, barter's kinda my forte
9:11 PM - Renaldo: get wrecked fag
9:11 PM - Tom Blanco: eh whatever
9:11 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: suck a flaming donkey dick
9:11 PM - Tom Blanco: wow rude
9:12 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: not you Tom
9:12 PM - Tom Blanco: still rude
9:12 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I was talking to mister "lol pass"
9:12 PM - Renaldo: c:
9:12 PM - Renaldo: cant help it that im good with dice
9:12 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Ehh," he says, looking at your frightening weaponry and the possibly psychotic Wanderer. "1200. No less."
9:13 PM - Tom Blanco: I can imagine how pants-shittingly terrified he is right now
9:13 PM - Renaldo: "Alright. Thank you." I pass him a giant bag labelled 1000 and 2 smaller bags labelled 100 each
9:13 PM - Renaldo: "As you can see, we're poor."
9:13 PM - Stitch: so thats how caps work
9:13 PM - Tom Blanco: I mean, he's just walkin' and then suddenly this Mad Max-ish jeep with a group of psychos on board pulls up and starts asking questions
9:13 PM - Stitch: like the little coin things
9:13 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: In a jeep more armored than a tank which has 6 different turrets on it rests the Lone Wanderer himself, an Enclave commander, three extremely heavily armed wastelanders and an unsonscious girl
9:13 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: fuck yes he's scared
9:14 PM - Renaldo: also i just lied to his face and flaunted my wealth
9:14 PM - Renaldo: :v
9:14 PM - Renaldo: he better be scared
9:14 PM - Stitch: :V
9:14 PM - Renaldo: we aint playin
9:14 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "sure take 1200 no arguments dont mind me im poor"
9:14 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: uhhuh
9:14 PM - Tom Blanco: well, we can wipe their asses out if he starts shit
9:14 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: totally believeable
9:14 PM - Renaldo: i know gm
9:14 PM - Renaldo: thats the point
9:15 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He graciously accepts your coinage
9:15 PM - Stitch: info gathering time
9:15 PM - Renaldo: huehueahuhea
9:15 PM - Renaldo: renaldo is a dick
9:15 PM - Renaldo: our whole party is dicks
9:15 PM - Stitch: super dicks
9:15 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Well, let me see here. To start, if they find out what I'm about to tell you, I'm dead."
9:15 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: roll PER
9:15 PM - Renaldo: all of us
9:15 PM - Renaldo: or me
9:16 PM - Stitch: even LL is dixs
9:16 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: just you, you're the one really invested in the conco
9:16 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: convo*
9:16 PM - Renaldo: i failed :c
9:16 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: kay
9:16 PM - Renaldo: hes lying isnt he
9:16 PM - Stitch: can we just beat him up
9:16 PM - Tom Blanco: no
9:16 PM - Renaldo: noooooo
9:16 PM - Tom Blanco: first we wait for what he has to say
9:16 PM - Renaldo: you guys are all senseless violence :v
9:17 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "But, I know they used to be located in the old United Nations building. They packed their shit and moved on after that whole bomb fiasco about 10 years back."
9:17 PM - Renaldo: but i like doing speech shit
9:17 PM - Stitch: my fist hungers
9:17 PM - Renaldo: "Really now? So, you still trade with them now?"
9:17 PM - Renaldo: should i roll speech
9:17 PM - Renaldo: id like to trap this guy in a corner
9:17 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: since you paid the guy, no :v
9:18 PM - Renaldo: mmk
9:18 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: not until he finishes what he's saying
9:18 PM - Renaldo: i think hes gonna lie anyway
9:18 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: then you can grill him for more info
9:18 PM - Renaldo: aight
9:18 PM - Stitch: then we can beat him up
9:18 PM - Tom Blanco: "We just paid over a thou for somethin' everyone here knows? Ya better cough somethin' up, slick, and pronto."
9:18 PM - Stitch: C:
9:18 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: IT'S CALLED TYPIN NIGGA CHILL
9:18 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I TYPIN
9:18 PM - Renaldo: let the nigga type
9:19 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Not sure where they moved. We usually meet in the dense part of Central Park for trading. They don't take or give caps, something about 'primitive, worthless and pathetic excuse for money.'"
9:19 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "But they do have some ridiculous tech to trade."
9:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "You want any more, it's gonna COST more. I'm not a charity here."
9:20 PM - Renaldo: "What kind of tech?"
9:20 PM - Renaldo: "Alright, whats yer offer?"
9:20 PM - Tom Blanco: I lean out of the car and point two .45s at his face. "We ain't a charity either."
9:20 PM - Stitch: yay we get to beat him up
9:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "1500 this time. No talking me down on this on-"
9:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: His three guards aim their guns at Tom
9:21 PM - Tom Blanco: "Spill the beans, buddy, or ya'll have two new holes in your face."
9:21 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The brahmin moos.
9:21 PM - Stitch: :V
9:21 PM - Tom Blanco: moo, I say.
9:21 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ^
9:21 PM - Stitch: Stitch steps out of the car
9:21 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: One guard diverts his aim to Stitch.
9:21 PM - Renaldo: gm
9:21 PM - Renaldo: what would i have to roll to draw and shoot two guards
9:21 PM - Renaldo: :v
9:21 PM - Renaldo: like
9:21 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I'm not sayin' shit, you rotten prick," he spits at Tom.
9:21 PM - Renaldo: in the face
9:21 PM - Tom Blanco: "Consider this, gentlemen: there's more of us than there is of ya."
9:21 PM - Stitch: Stitch holds up a finger gun
9:22 PM - Renaldo: fuck it
9:22 PM - Stitch: wut
9:22 PM - Tom Blanco: wing are you reenacting that scene from Crank
9:22 PM - Stitch: nope
9:22 PM - Tom Blanco: aww
9:22 PM - Stitch: I just like finger guns
9:22 PM - Renaldo: rolling to aim n shoot a guard in the eyes
9:22 PM - Renaldo: gereddy guise
9:22 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The guard pointint at Stitch smirks and lowers his gun slightly, but still aimed at Stitch
9:22 PM - Stitch: Stitch moves close to the guards with his finger gun
9:22 PM - Renaldo: i passed i think :v
9:22 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The guard stops smirking and raises his gun again
9:23 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: who are you shooting :v
9:23 PM - Renaldo: im shooting the guard aiming at tom
9:23 PM - Tom Blanco: "By the way: did ya ever see what happens to a human skull penetrated by two .45 bullets at close range?"
9:23 PM - Renaldo: one of em
9:23 PM - Renaldo: tom
9:23 PM - Renaldo: dont shoot the merchant
9:23 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: roll for dmg scrub
9:23 PM - Renaldo: we can hold him up
9:23 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm not shooting him
9:23 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm trying to intimidate him
9:23 PM - Stitch: what is the combat sequence
9:23 PM - Tom Blanco: I think it's working
9:23 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Data just shot at the guard though :v
9:23 PM - Renaldo: 16 damage
9:23 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: una momento
9:23 PM - Stitch: kill the guards and the merchant pees his pants
9:23 PM - Renaldo: dont shoot him anyway
9:23 PM - Tom Blanco: "Move, fucker, and ya'll learn."
9:23 PM - Renaldo: we're gonna hold him up
9:24 PM - Tom Blanco: that's what I'm doing jeez
9:24 PM - Renaldo: you can shoot him in the knee i guess
9:24 PM - Stitch: "Pow"
9:24 PM - Renaldo: so he cant run
9:24 PM - Renaldo: you're a mobster you should have experience kneecapping bitches
9:24 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: suddenly a guard pulls out a guass minigun C:
9:24 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: jk
9:24 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm holding two loaded heavy pistols at his face
9:24 PM - Stitch: usrs
9:24 PM - Stitch: nvm
9:24 PM - Renaldo: wen u say u wer jk
9:24 PM - Renaldo: but rlly u wer not jk
9:24 PM - Renaldo: u wer srs
9:24 PM - Tom Blanco: if I were him I'd be too scared to breathe let alone run
9:24 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: alrighty
9:25 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Data, you just shot a nigga for 16 damage, right?
9:25 PM - Renaldo: 357's better nerrrrd
9:25 PM - Renaldo: yeah
9:25 PM - Renaldo: in the eye
9:25 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He takes 3 thanks to his armor
9:25 PM - Renaldo: in the eye?
9:25 PM - Tom Blanco: these are some damn good goggles
9:25 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: oh, in the eye?
9:25 PM - Stitch: lol
9:25 PM - Renaldo: shit man how is this guy seeing
9:25 PM - Renaldo: yeah
9:25 PM - Renaldo: in the eye
9:25 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: then I'll give a x6 damage modifier
9:26 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: so 18 damage
9:26 PM - Renaldo: rekt
9:26 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: because unprotected eyes close range
9:26 PM - Renaldo: is he dead
9:26 PM - Tom Blanco: probably not
9:26 PM - Renaldo: id be dead taking a 357 in the brain
9:26 PM - Stitch: whos turn now?
9:26 PM - Tom Blanco: fallout, bitch
9:26 PM - Stitch: ^
9:26 PM - Renaldo: i know but really nigga
9:26 PM - Renaldo: realtalk
9:26 PM - Tom Blanco: that's why we should play cyberpunk
9:26 PM - Renaldo: yeah :v
9:26 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: um
9:26 PM - Stitch: ^
9:26 PM - Renaldo: headshot - 1 billion damages
9:26 PM - Tom Blanco: in CP a .357 WRECKS a dude
9:27 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: who goes now?
9:27 PM - Renaldo: im always last
9:27 PM - Tom Blanco: I dunno, my sequence's 12
9:27 PM - Renaldo: so whoevers first is next
9:27 PM - Stitch: I have 10 sequence
9:27 PM - Stitch: fuq
9:27 PM - Tom Blanco: but I'm holding this guy up so I won't be fighting
9:27 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: that makes it Tom
9:27 PM - Renaldo: tom shoot him in the knee
9:27 PM - Renaldo: so he cant run
9:27 PM - Stitch: nah leave it
9:27 PM - Tom Blanco: I spend my turn glaring at him intimidatingly
9:27 PM - Stitch: he won't run
9:27 PM - Renaldo: he might
9:27 PM - Renaldo: id like to make a point anyway
9:27 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster used Leer!
9:27 PM - Renaldo: we're not good people
9:28 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Alrighty then
9:28 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Stitch's turn
9:28 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you're 4 away from the guard you were approaching
9:28 PM - Stitch: brb
9:28 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 3rd time tonight
9:28 PM - Renaldo: he's channelling ryan apparently :v
9:28 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: gettin reeeal sick of ur shit wing
9:28 PM - Tom Blanco: hell, someone's got to
9:28 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: u cheeky cunt
9:28 PM - Tom Blanco: speaking of which, brb
9:28 PM - Renaldo: pfft
9:28 PM - Renaldo: well
9:28 PM - Renaldo: potty break
9:28 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: so
9:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: how's it goin?
9:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: :v
9:29 PM - Stitch: back
9:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ur turn
9:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: hurry scrub
9:29 PM - Stitch: I squeeze both my hands of the nearest guards head (if its still my turn)
9:29 PM - Stitch: pass
9:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you need to move 4 spaces
9:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: what's your AP?
9:30 PM - Renaldo: probably like a billion
9:30 PM - Stitch: I was standing right there
9:30 PM - Stitch: eh whatever
9:30 PM - Stitch: its 9
9:30 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 9:28 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you're 4 away from the guard you were approaching
9:30 PM - Renaldo: 9:22 PM - Stitch: Stitch moves close to the guards with his finger gun
9:30 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 9:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you need to move 4 spaces
9:30 PM - Stitch: ^
9:30 PM - Tom Blanco: back
9:30 PM - Renaldo: 12 feet aint close
9:30 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: it is when a nigga's pointing a gun at you
9:31 PM - Renaldo: how about when you pointing a gun at a nigga
9:31 PM - Stitch: alright punch dat nigga
9:31 PM - Stitch: 43 damage
9:31 PM - Tom Blanco disconnected.
9:31 PM - Renaldo: holy shit
9:31 PM - Renaldo: he went offlin e
9:31 PM - Renaldo: letsawait
9:31 PM - Stitch: bloody mess uo
9:31 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: kkk
9:31 PM - Stitch: yo
9:32 PM - Renaldo: stitch do you have bm?
9:32 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: this is what happens when we skip 2 weeks of games
9:32 PM - Stitch: bm?
9:32 PM - Renaldo: bloody mess
9:32 PM - Stitch: yeye
9:32 PM - Renaldo: so do i
9:32 PM - Renaldo: twice the mess for twice the fun
9:33 PM - Stitch: god dammit i was going to say that :V
9:33 PM - Renaldo: <3
9:33 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I should just describe anime-levels of blood volcanoes when you punch someone
9:33 PM - Stitch: I should have paid attention in typing class
9:33 PM - Stitch: oooooo igotta get that video
9:33 PM - Renaldo: typing class
9:33 PM - Renaldo: what
9:33 PM - Renaldo: is that even a thing :v
9:33 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: this is also why I want a 5th player
9:34 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: because we can still play if 1 is out
9:34 PM - Renaldo: we only have 3 tonight
9:34 PM - Stitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lKODsCVNb_A#t=48s
9:34 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: no shit
9:34 PM - Renaldo: yeah
9:34 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: if we had a 5th, we'd have 4
9:34 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: though the nigga I was talking to about joining is offline
9:34 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: better not make it a habit
9:34 PM - Renaldo: oh god lol
9:34 PM - Renaldo: i remember that part stitch
9:34 PM - Tom Blanco entered chat.
9:34 PM - Stitch: best part of the whole god damn show
9:34 PM - Renaldo: finally
9:34 PM - Renaldo: yeah lol
9:35 PM - Tom Blanco: goddammit
9:35 PM - Stitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lKODsCVNb_A#t=48s
9:35 PM - Tom Blanco: what'd I miss
9:35 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: now I need to watch that show
9:35 PM - Stitch: that
9:35 PM - Renaldo: sent it to you tom
9:35 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: SO
9:35 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Stitch just punched a nigga
9:35 PM - Renaldo: for like 45 dam-dam
9:35 PM - Tom Blanco: thanx
9:35 PM - Stitch: punch a hole in dat nigga
9:35 PM - Stitch: 43 dmg
9:35 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you punch his arm off as blood spurts from the wound
9:35 PM - Tom Blanco: yay wrekt him
9:36 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: slight crackling sounds emanate from the wound, like that of electriciy
9:36 PM - Renaldo: i knew it lol
9:36 PM - Tom Blanco: oh goddammit not robots again
9:36 PM - Renaldo: is it my turn again
9:36 PM - Stitch: "I WILL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD N'WAH"
9:36 PM - Renaldo: or wanderer
9:36 PM - Renaldo: this game needs initiative
9:36 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you can go
9:36 PM - Renaldo: aight
9:36 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: then wanderer and Gunny
9:36 PM - Tom Blanco: this game HAS initiative
9:36 PM - Stitch: it has initiative
9:36 PM - Stitch: its called sequence
9:36 PM - Tom Blanco: well, it's called sequence but w/e
9:36 PM - Renaldo: i shoot the same nigga in the eye
9:36 PM - Renaldo: sequence is ass
9:37 PM - Stitch: wait did he die?
9:37 PM - Renaldo: no
9:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: nope
9:37 PM - Tom Blanco: well if you used a more modern firearm you'd kill his ass
9:37 PM - Stitch: wat
9:37 PM - Stitch: srrs
9:37 PM - Renaldo: tom
9:37 PM - Renaldo: a 1911 does even less damage
9:37 PM - Stitch: how much hp these guys have?
9:37 PM - Tom Blanco: fuk u
9:37 PM - Renaldo: and shattap you like old guns too
9:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: god dammit Data you want to shoot the guy so shoot
9:37 PM - Tom Blanco: yes I do
9:37 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm just joshin' with ya :v
9:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I shouldn't need to tell ye gits to roll
9:37 PM - Renaldo: crit pass
9:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
9:37 PM - Renaldo: get ruined~
9:37 PM - Renaldo: ahaha
9:38 PM - Renaldo: score one for old guns tom
9:38 PM - Stitch: :V
9:38 PM - Renaldo: woo woo
9:38 PM - Renaldo: :v
9:38 PM - Tom Blanco: yay crits
9:38 PM - Renaldo: i dont even need to roll damage
9:38 PM - Renaldo: do i :V
9:38 PM - Stitch: In cyberpunk I am just going to use old guns
9:38 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The last thing the poor guard who was just doing his job sees is a piece of metal flying at the speed of sound into his skull
9:38 PM - Stitch: mah trusty python n TOZ
9:38 PM - Tom Blanco: so, uh, there's like one guy and a brahmin left right?
9:38 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: the bullet then ejects violently out the back of his head
9:39 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 2 guys, a brahmin and the trader
9:39 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 1 guy is missing an arm
9:39 PM - Renaldo: and then the guy goes like
9:39 PM - Tom Blanco: wait what he survived that
9:39 PM - Renaldo: "oh no"
9:39 PM - Renaldo: and his head explodes
9:39 PM - Renaldo: yes
9:39 PM - Renaldo: apparently
9:39 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: yes
9:39 PM - Tom Blanco: ...
9:39 PM - Stitch: I should check my unarmed attack list
9:39 PM - Renaldo: hopefully stitch punched his gun arm off
9:39 PM - Renaldo: stitch which arm did you punch off
9:40 PM - Stitch: i dunno
9:40 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The Wanderer pouts and shakes his flowing blonde hair gloriously, "I refuse to take part in the killing of innocent traders!"
9:40 PM - Stitch: i just punches
9:40 PM - Renaldo: lets say right :v
9:40 PM - Renaldo: and lets say the android is right handed
9:40 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Gunny, meanwhile, noticed that the guy whose arm just got punched off was completely unflinching
9:40 PM - Renaldo: "Wanderer you shitlord, they're androids. Didn't you see the sparks when Stitch blew that guys arm off?"
9:40 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: he determines that it is an android and jump attacks with his broadsword-sized blade which unfolds from his right arm of the power armor
9:41 PM - Stitch: its the monolithians
9:41 PM - Tom Blanco: all glory to the monolith
9:41 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Gunny cleaves the android in twine
9:41 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Meanwhile, both the trader and last remaining guard stare in shock at the sparking innards of the android
9:41 PM - Renaldo: Blade lengthavg. 75 cm (30 in)
9:41 PM - Renaldo: holy fuck
9:42 PM - Renaldo: niggas got 30 inches of pure fuckyou in his arm
9:42 PM - Tom Blanco: he's adam jensen but cooler
9:42 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and it's retractable c:
9:42 PM - Renaldo: ive never played deus ex
9:42 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: nerfed
9:42 PM - Stitch: damn
9:42 PM - Stitch: fgt
9:42 PM - Tom Blanco: jesus fuck Data really?
9:42 PM - Tom Blanco: go play it
9:42 PM - Stitch: its like 2 bucks right now
9:42 PM - Tom Blanco: like, not right now but as soon as we finish this game
9:42 PM - Renaldo: i didnt grow up on pc or playstation or anything
9:42 PM - Stitch: or at least the original is
9:43 PM - Renaldo: i grew up on n64
9:43 PM - Tom Blanco: fuck, I'd buy it for ya if I had any $ on my card
9:43 PM - Stitch: lol fgt
9:43 PM - Renaldo: played nintendo nigga
9:43 PM - Renaldo: :v
9:43 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you're all poorfags
9:43 PM - Stitch: jk u lucky
9:43 PM - Renaldo: shut your whore mouth
9:43 PM - Renaldo: <3
9:43 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: sweet talking won't unnerf you
9:43 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: c:
9:43 PM - Renaldo: my birthdays tomorrow, i can prolly just buy it
9:43 PM - Renaldo: and human revolution
9:43 PM - Stitch: check dis shit
9:43 PM - Stitch: Haymaker
Effects: +7 Damage, +15% critical chance
AP Cost: 3
Requires: Unarmed 100%, Agility 7,
Strength 5, Level 9
9:43 PM - Renaldo: hr is the next one after deus ex 1, right
9:43 PM - Stitch: I love unarmed
9:43 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I thought your birthday was last saturday
9:44 PM - Renaldo: nah
9:44 PM - Renaldo: that was the party
9:44 PM - Tom Blanco: HR is before DX 1 actually
9:44 PM - Stitch: u are lies
9:44 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: SO ANYWAY
9:44 PM - Renaldo: wouldve had it on the actual date but my friend was leaving a few days before
9:44 PM - Renaldo: :v
9:44 PM - Stitch: its a prequel
9:44 PM - Tom Blanco: also happy birthday dude
9:44 PM - Renaldo: <3
9:44 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The trader stumbled away and falls on his ass, leaning against the brahmin and still staring at the android
9:44 PM - Renaldo: one de-armed android left right
9:44 PM - Renaldo: stitch pls
9:45 PM - Tom Blanco: and one guy I think
9:45 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: No you twit that was the one that was just killed
9:45 PM - Tom Blanco: also one brahmin
9:45 PM - Renaldo: oh
9:45 PM - Renaldo: whos left then
9:45 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: trader, brahmin and guard who may or may not be an android
9:45 PM - Renaldo: a brahmin
9:45 PM - Renaldo: fuck it, shoot the guard
9:45 PM - Renaldo: tom, you got two guns
9:45 PM - Renaldo: gogogo
9:45 PM - Tom Blanco: never underestimate brahmin
9:45 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: but it's the guard's turn
9:45 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: scrub
9:45 PM - Stitch: Stitch takes off his mask and looks at the trader "I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL"
9:45 PM - Renaldo: oh yeah
9:45 PM - Renaldo: he cant do much to us
9:45 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: he shakes his head and shakily fires at Tom
9:45 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Hit miss
9:46 PM - Renaldo: wow what an ace
9:46 PM - Renaldo: he actually managed to hit you
9:46 PM - Renaldo: are you dead yet tom?
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm so going to shoot him in the eye with one gun
9:46 PM - Renaldo: use two guns
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: no because stims and 1st aid so I'm alive
9:46 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: tom
9:46 PM - Renaldo: trader wont run
9:46 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Normal DT/DR?
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: 3/25
9:46 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 12 damage
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: also I'll keep the 1911 on the trader and blow the guard away with the Browning
9:46 PM - Renaldo: yknow what would be cool
9:47 PM - Renaldo: a borderlands rpg
9:47 PM - Renaldo: stitch what the fuck is this
9:47 PM - Stitch: probably exists
9:47 PM - Stitch: the best game on earth
9:47 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, and it's probably d20 and d20 sucks ass kinda
9:47 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: now it's Tom's turn who needs to roll if he wants his action to have any meaning
9:47 PM - Renaldo: you know im going to play it right
9:47 PM - Tom Blanco: omg
9:47 PM - Renaldo: i cant NOT play it :V
9:47 PM - Stitch: :V
9:47 PM - Renaldo: im scared to know what this contains
9:47 PM - Tom Blanco: well so I shoot the guard in the face with mah Browning
9:47 PM - Renaldo: secret of the magic crystals
9:48 PM - Stitch: it has horse breeding
9:48 PM - Stitch: hoty
9:48 PM - Stitch: hot*
9:48 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: YES
9:48 PM - Stitch: hoty goty
9:48 PM - Renaldo: amazing
9:48 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: SECRET OF THE MAGIC CRYSTALS
9:48 PM - Renaldo: installing
9:48 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I gifted like 30 people that game
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: also secret of the magic crystal best game
9:48 PM - Stitch: I've got lodes of moeny so i got it 4 u
9:48 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: pretty sure I gifted it to you Tom :V
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: nope
9:48 PM - Renaldo: is it like bad ratz 2: electric boogaloo?
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: you gifted me Hotline Miami
9:48 PM - Stitch: yeah
9:48 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: well I gave it to someone
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: which owns btw
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: Wing or Ryan
9:48 PM - Stitch: probably ryan :V
9:48 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Elowin I know, but I could have sworn someone else too
9:48 PM - Renaldo: HM is kickass
9:49 PM - Tom Blanco: I remember Ryan made a thread on FP
9:49 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ah yes, it was Ryab
9:49 PM - Stitch: I still haven't beaten it
9:49 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I made him stream it
9:49 PM - Stitch: too hard 4 me
9:49 PM - Renaldo: lol
9:49 PM - Renaldo: ill play it tomorrow probably
9:49 PM - Tom Blanco: holy fuck, and I missed that?
9:49 PM - Stitch: tell him to do it again
9:49 PM - Tom Blanco: 24 hour stream of SOTMC for charity
9:49 PM - Tom Blanco: go
9:49 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: he takes 9 damage
9:49 PM - Stitch: YES
9:49 PM - Stitch: OH GOD YES
9:49 PM - Renaldo: id do it
9:50 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 24 hours of grinding
9:50 PM - Stitch: holy shit
9:50 PM - Stitch: everyone vote systemshock 2
9:50 PM - Renaldo: with a giveaway of sotmc during it
9:50 PM - Renaldo: ooh
9:50 PM - Tom Blanco: fuck, I watched a 24 hour charity stream of GTA: SA after the Boston thing happened
9:50 PM - Stitch: that is weird
9:50 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: every game on sale worth buying I already own
9:50 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: :|
9:51 PM - Tom Blanco: guy got up to "Amphibious Assault" and then spent 2 hours grinding Lung Capacity
9:51 PM - Stitch: I just bought surgeon simulator for shit n giggles
9:51 PM - Stitch: never going to play it
9:51 PM - Tom Blanco: also a) I don't have money and b) I've already got every game I want so lol screw sales
9:51 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: why do you think I have over 300 Steam games
9:51 PM - Renaldo: tomorrow im gonna get rogue legacy
9:51 PM - Stitch: steam glitched and it said you had 300 games
9:51 PM - Renaldo: it looks good
9:52 PM - Stitch: o shit was that on sale?
9:52 PM - Renaldo: only -20%
9:52 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I have 322 games
9:52 PM - Renaldo: it is new tho
9:52 PM - Stitch: o
9:52 PM - Renaldo: OK LETS CONTINUE
9:52 PM - Stitch: yes
9:52 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: STITCH'S TURN
9:52 PM - Tom Blanco: so guy got shot in the face and survived nice
9:52 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Guy is 3 away
9:52 PM - Stitch: I do a haymaker punch at the guys eyes
9:52 PM - Renaldo: how
9:52 PM - Stitch: it uses up 9 ap
9:52 PM - Renaldo: oh god
9:52 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I sledgehammer his eyes"
9:52 PM - Stitch: Haymaker
Effects: +7 Damage, +15% critical chance
AP Cost: 3
Requires: Unarmed 100%, Agility 7,
Strength 5, Level 9
9:53 PM - Tom Blanco: oh, yeah, I kinda forgot to mention I was using AP ammo but whatever
9:53 PM - Renaldo: jescus christ
9:53 PM - Renaldo: :v
9:53 PM - Stitch: pass
9:53 PM - Renaldo: rip
9:53 PM - Tom Blanco: ur op wing
9:53 PM - Renaldo: calling 60 damage
9:53 PM - Renaldo: at least
9:53 PM - Stitch: 50 damage
9:53 PM - Renaldo: ur shit
9:53 PM - Renaldo: fuk u
9:53 PM - Stitch: o and thats a crit
9:53 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: his face turns into liquid
9:53 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: no mechanical parts to speak of
9:53 PM - Tom Blanco: I think I need a damage upgrade
9:54 PM - Renaldo: tom, our weapons are signature remember
9:54 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: what about that perk we made?
9:54 PM - Renaldo: +2 every level
9:54 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: signature
9:54 PM - Stitch: I love this character
9:54 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah I know
9:54 PM - Stitch: he was always the best and is always the best
9:54 PM - Renaldo: i could probably boost this things damage even more
9:54 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: the trader urinates himself as the brahmin moos
9:55 PM - Tom Blanco: so, that's everyone, right?
9:55 PM - Stitch: Stitch puts his mask on again
9:55 PM - Renaldo: "Alright, then. After that messy business, would you like to tell us what they trade with you, and the time of your next meeting?"
9:55 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: unless you want to kill the brahmin
9:55 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: :v
9:55 PM - Renaldo: I aim the SAA between his eyes
9:55 PM - Tom Blanco: I keep pointing the .45s at him
9:55 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "D-D-DON'T KILL ME OH PLEASE GOD WHY I DON'T WANT TO DIE"
9:55 PM - Tom Blanco: let's reverse mexican standoff him
9:55 PM - Stitch: Stitch loots the brahmin
9:56 PM - Renaldo: "We won't kill you if you don't give us a reason to. Now, about that info I asked for."
9:56 PM - Stitch: the bags of loot the brahmin is carrying
9:56 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He continues mumbling "Idonwannadie" quietly as he curls up in his own piss puddle
9:56 PM - Renaldo: I walk over to him and nudge the gun in his nose a bit
9:56 PM - Stitch: ew
9:56 PM - Renaldo: hoowah
9:56 PM - Stitch: boogers
9:56 PM - Tom Blanco: "Shit, Rennie, I think we kinda overdid that."
9:56 PM - Renaldo: STOMACH KICK
9:56 PM - Renaldo: what do i roll
9:56 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: UNARMED ROLL
9:56 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: is what you roll
9:56 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: c:
9:56 PM - Tom Blanco: please miss please miss
9:56 PM - Stitch: u miss and kick urself
9:56 PM - Renaldo: just missed
9:56 PM - Renaldo: dammit
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: lol
9:57 PM - Renaldo: one over
9:57 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you miss and instead end up hitting the brahmin in the udder
9:57 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: it moos loudly
9:57 PM - Renaldo: what
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: godammit
9:57 PM - Renaldo: awww
9:57 PM - Stitch: :c
9:57 PM - Renaldo: should i
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: poor brahmin
9:57 PM - Renaldo: should i roll for damage :C
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: can we adopt him?
9:57 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you also got premature emilkulation on your shoe
9:57 PM - Stitch: ononononononn
9:57 PM - Renaldo: oh hot
9:57 PM - Stitch: :V
9:57 PM - Renaldo: "Fuck."
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: I want my own brahmin
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: that'd own
9:57 PM - Stitch: I want a bear
9:57 PM - Renaldo: "Anyway, merchant. Info. Now."
9:57 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: name it and give it a saddle
9:57 PM - Renaldo: Sir bearington
9:57 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ride it into battle
9:57 PM - Renaldo: name it
9:57 PM - Renaldo: give it a saddle
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: hi ho, silver, away!
9:58 PM - Renaldo: give it biometric upgrades
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: "moo"
9:58 PM - Renaldo: fuse it with the car
9:58 PM - Renaldo: create a rocket powered nuclear battle brahmin
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: like that random encounter in Fallout tactics
9:58 PM - Stitch: we get off topic fast :V
9:58 PM - Renaldo: we really do
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: hasta la moosta, baby
9:58 PM - Stitch: :V
9:58 PM - Renaldo: gm, if you please :v
9:58 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The trader mutters incomprehensibly as he scrambles away and hits the wall of a building
9:58 PM - Renaldo: yo
9:58 PM - Renaldo: kneecap shot
9:58 PM - Renaldo: should i do it
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: "Fuck, I think we broke 'im, Rennie."
9:58 PM - Stitch: nah
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: n
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: o
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: no
9:58 PM - Stitch: he'll get more scared and not say anything
9:58 PM - Renaldo: chase him then?
9:59 PM - Renaldo: this guy is really stubborn holy shit
9:59 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: he's not moving anywhere
9:59 PM - Stitch: I could hold him down
9:59 PM - Renaldo: i will get that goddamn info
9:59 PM - Tom Blanco: yo let's stop being assholes
9:59 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: all he did was crawl a few feet away
9:59 PM - Renaldo: alright alright
9:59 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "That's what you get for terrorizing an innocent trader," the LW says
9:59 PM - Tom Blanco: does 101 have a coffee maker in his pimped out jeep or somethin?
9:59 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: yes
9:59 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and a fridge
9:59 PM - Stitch: am I the only one that killed all the caravans in FO3?
9:59 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: stocked with everything
9:59 PM - Tom Blanco: in this case, let's give the trader a cup of coffee
10:00 PM - Tom Blanco: and treat him well
10:00 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "You guys are fucking terrible at interrogations," Gunny says
10:00 PM - Tom Blanco: also you're a monster Wing
10:00 PM - Stitch: Stitch continues to rifle through the merchant's goods
10:00 PM - Renaldo: "Usually this goes much better."
10:00 PM - Stitch: thxs babe <3
10:00 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I'm sorry we killed your guards scarred you for life and probably ruined your business, take this cup of apology coffee"
10:00 PM - Tom Blanco: or we could pull a good cop bad cop but we're all bad cops and not even cops actually so
10:00 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: oh, didn't notice that Stitch
10:01 PM - Stitch: free stuff
10:01 PM - Tom Blanco: hey loot is loot alright
10:01 PM - Renaldo: "Look, buddy. We need this info. You have this info. Just tell us, and we'll be off."
10:02 PM - Renaldo: guys dont take the merchants shit
10:02 PM - Renaldo: cmon
10:02 PM - Renaldo: rip your karma if you do :v
10:02 PM - Stitch: i am evil now
10:02 PM - Tom Blanco: but but free loot
10:02 PM - Renaldo: loot the androids tho
10:02 PM - Stitch: i take it
10:02 PM - Tom Blanco: ok whatever
10:02 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah let's loot the droids
10:02 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you find in a sack hanging on the brahmin a total of 2678 caps (including the 1200 of Ren's), various foodstuffs, several suits of metal armor that look far too finely crafted to be of wasteland quality and a number of high quality energy weapons
10:02 PM - Tom Blanco: actually, let's take our $ back and not touch anything else
10:02 PM - Renaldo: yeah
10:02 PM - Stitch: I take the metal armor and all the energy cells
10:02 PM - Renaldo: gimme my 1200 i guess
10:03 PM - Renaldo: stitch can you even wear human armor
10:03 PM - Stitch: how many ECs are there?
10:03 PM - Stitch: yeah
10:03 PM - Renaldo: you're a halfie arent you?
10:03 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 84
10:03 PM - Stitch: its just a tight fit
10:03 PM - Renaldo: ah
10:03 PM - Renaldo: aight
10:03 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: yay smashing keyboard for random numbers
10:03 PM - Tom Blanco: halfies are just a bit taller and bigger is all
10:03 PM - Renaldo: ok
10:03 PM - Renaldo: how many suits are you taking
10:03 PM - Tom Blanco: the finest random generator of all
10:03 PM - Renaldo: 2?
10:03 PM - Stitch: just 1
10:03 PM - Renaldo: ok
10:03 PM - Renaldo: gm
10:03 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 3 suits
10:03 PM - Renaldo: how much is one of those suits worth
10:03 PM - Stitch: is it regular metal armor?
10:04 PM - Tom Blanco: what happened to "yeah guys let's not loot the trader"
10:04 PM - Tom Blanco: hypocrite
10:04 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: it's between metal armor and metal armor mk III
10:04 PM - Stitch: :V
10:04 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: II
10:04 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: *
10:04 PM - Renaldo: im not looting
10:04 PM - Renaldo: 1900
10:04 PM - Renaldo: ok
10:04 PM - Stitch: so what os ot
10:04 PM - Renaldo: gimme back my cash
10:04 PM - Stitch: what is it*
10:04 PM - Stitch: MkI or II?
10:04 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I didn't say it WAS metal mk II
10:04 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I said between
10:05 PM - Stitch: I'll just take the stats from MKI
10:05 PM - Renaldo: "Merchant, sit up. I'm going to reimburse you, but only if you tell us the info we need."
10:05 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: it's like regular metal armor if it wasn't made of poorly taped together scraps of metal
10:05 PM - Stitch: o
10:05 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: it's an actually professionally and you presume factory-made suit
10:05 PM - Renaldo: nigga can i talk to the merchant
10:05 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: mass produced quality, with all the rough edges smoothed
10:06 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and sure you can but he just keeps crying
10:06 PM - Renaldo: i assume hed want 3000 caps unless he's fucking retarded :v
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: does it still have the spiky shoulder thing
10:06 PM - Renaldo: "3000 caps for the info."
10:06 PM - Renaldo: that should get any merchants attention
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: we just kind of massacred his guys in cold blood
10:06 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "JUST LEAVE! HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE?" he shouts hysterically
10:06 PM - Renaldo: do i care
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: then again he shouldn't have been an asshole to us
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: it's his fault
10:06 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you
10:06 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: pointed a gun
10:06 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: at his face
10:07 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: what the fuck do you expect
10:07 PM - Tom Blanco: well yes
10:07 PM - Renaldo: tom did
10:07 PM - Stitch: eh I'll drop the metal armor
10:07 PM - Renaldo: not me :v
10:07 PM - Renaldo: i did just now tho
10:07 PM - Renaldo: huuheuahe
10:07 PM - Tom Blanco: if someone pointed a gun at my face I wouldn't do anything and be very polite and quiet
10:07 PM - Tom Blanco: he spat in my face and his people started shooting
10:07 PM - Tom Blanco: shit happens
10:07 PM - Renaldo: "We need this info. Those guys are planning to bomb the wastes or something. I'm giving you double what you wanted for the info."
10:07 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Leave, just leave please leave leave leave" he keeps saying as he gets quieter
10:07 PM - Renaldo: rolling speech
10:08 PM - Renaldo: this nigga will be reasoned with
10:08 PM - Renaldo: pass
10:08 PM - Renaldo: :v
10:08 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: bout time you realized "oh hey I'm good at talking maybe I can calm him down with my talking ability"
10:08 PM - Stitch: Stitch pops a pill and recharges his fist
10:08 PM - Renaldo: yeah everytime i thought about it
10:08 PM - Renaldo: i forgot to roll :v
10:09 PM - Renaldo: im surprised we havent attracted any attention
10:09 PM - Tom Blanco: it's the middle of fuck-all nowhere
10:09 PM - Renaldo: its in the middle of town im p sure :V
10:09 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He looks at you with bloodshot eyes. "Y-you killed them. And that one was... that one wasn't human. I didn't know. Why why why..."
10:09 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: no
10:09 PM - Stitch: are u guys arguing
10:09 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: in the middle of a dead city
10:09 PM - Renaldo: oh ok
10:09 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you caught these guys mid travel
10:09 PM - Tom Blanco: well yeah that's what i meant by fuck-all nowhere
10:10 PM - Renaldo: "So, you'd rather have travelled with an android who would've killed you the moment we left for divulging the info, than escape with your life?"
10:10 PM - Renaldo: rollan speec
10:10 PM - Renaldo: pass again
10:11 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "You still killed those other two. They were human! You threatened me! A-and just now you were going through my stock and taking things!"
10:11 PM - Stitch: did we even get the info we wanted?
10:11 PM - Renaldo: not yet
10:11 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you're like the only one who ever asks these questions
10:11 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: pay sum attention niqqa
10:11 PM - Renaldo: hey gm you said two were androids
10:11 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I said one
10:11 PM - Renaldo: two im p sure
10:11 PM - Stitch: I was managing my inventory
10:11 PM - Stitch: :C
10:12 PM - Renaldo: w/e
10:12 PM - Stitch: just 1
10:12 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: the guy you shot through the head was human and the second guy Stitch punched was human
10:12 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: do any of yall niggas fuckin reed
10:12 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: sheeiit
10:12 PM - Renaldo: "So you'd rather be dead now? I'm reimbursing you for the armor my friend took anyway."
10:12 PM - Renaldo: speech roll goddamn
10:12 PM - Renaldo: so fucking close to failing that one
10:13 PM - Renaldo: jeezus
10:13 PM - Stitch: "Actually you can keep the armor"
10:13 PM - Stitch: "Its not my style"
10:13 PM - Renaldo: "Well, I'll give him the value of it anyway."
10:13 PM - Renaldo: "To hire new guards."
10:13 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "T-t-they wanted information. They ask about the outside world, what's going on... who allies with who."
10:13 PM - Renaldo: "What's the next time you're supposed to meet with them?"
10:13 PM - Renaldo: should i roll again
10:13 PM - Tom Blanco: "And ya told 'em 'bout the Blancos and the Enclave, right?"
10:14 PM - Renaldo: yeah why not
10:14 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Not many traders wanted to deal with them after the bomb threat. They had too good of a deal to pass up."
10:14 PM - Renaldo: ooh almost a critpass
10:14 PM - Stitch: "We can act as your new guards the next time you have to meet up with the commonwealth"
10:14 PM - Renaldo: ^
10:14 PM - Tom Blanco: "They probably know us or somethin'."
10:14 PM - Stitch: "They don't know me"
10:14 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "NO! No no no just leave just leave me the fuck alone god please"
10:14 PM - Renaldo: These guards wear face-hiding shit anyway.
10:14 PM - Renaldo: ""*
10:14 PM - Tom Blanco: "I mean, we did do a number on 'em twelve years ago."
10:14 PM - Renaldo: speech roll goddammit.
10:15 PM - Renaldo: pass
10:15 PM - Renaldo: i am rolling like a motherfucker
10:15 PM - Renaldo: exp for this is gonna be hella good
10:15 PM - Tom Blanco: keep rollin' rollin' rollin' mad d100s
10:15 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I'll tell you where they are but I'm not going with you. Not after what you did."
10:16 PM - Renaldo: "Alright. That's fine. But when's the next time you're scheduled to trade with them?"
10:16 PM - Renaldo: rolled again
10:16 PM - Renaldo: pass
10:16 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Three days. They wanted to know how the relations between the Blanks and Enclave would be by then."
10:17 PM - Renaldo: "Alright. Thanks for the info, and I'm sorry about your guards."
10:17 PM - Renaldo: i put 3000 caps in his caravan
10:17 PM - Tom Blanco: I pat him on the shoulder. "Be more polite in the future, buddy."
10:17 PM - Renaldo: "We'll be off now. I hop back in the car."
10:17 PM - Renaldo: oh god i said that lol
10:17 PM - Tom Blanco: yes
10:17 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You're pretty sure the cow is glaring at you angrily as it moos
10:17 PM - Renaldo: "You're the guy who aimed a gun at him, hey.
10:18 PM - Renaldo: "
10:18 PM - Renaldo: i mumble "hope the cow isnt with the mole rat mafia"
10:18 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Moo."
10:18 PM - Tom Blanco: "I was kind of in a hurry, ya know."
10:18 PM - Stitch: "Its your fault you put yourself in this position merchant"
10:18 PM - Renaldo: "Don't make it worse, guys. C'mon."
10:18 PM - Stitch: "You asked to much of us. What have you gained by all this? Nothing. You've put yourself in your own prison. And I'll always be around to make sure you stay there."
10:18 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "You guys done tormenting innocent people?" LW asks as he takes his legs off the dashboard.
10:18 PM - Tom Blanco: "Seeing as, I dunno, my family might start wagin' war on the Enclave thanks to that whole cock-up?"
10:19 PM - Renaldo: "Yeah, we're done. I've got a plan."
10:19 PM - Tom Blanco: "Anyway, let's go. Let it go, Stitch."
10:19 PM - Stitch: Stitch hops in the back
10:19 PM - Renaldo: soooo
10:19 PM - Renaldo: how much karma did we all lose
10:19 PM - Stitch: all of it
10:19 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He sighs. "Bout time. If this was my turf back in DC I would have killed you in a second."
10:19 PM - Tom Blanco: an assload
10:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ah yes, karma
10:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: -20
10:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: to all
10:20 PM - Tom Blanco: :(
10:20 PM - Renaldo: "Sorry. Business is business. This is how things get done."
10:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: +200 xp for the kills
10:20 PM - Renaldo: and for my speech rolls?
10:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and Ren gets 60 for milking the trader without a fail
10:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: xp for each pass would be ridiculous
10:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: so no
10:21 PM - Renaldo: aw
10:21 PM - Renaldo: cmon
10:21 PM - Renaldo: can i have 8 at least
10:21 PM - Renaldo: 80
10:21 PM - Renaldo: :v
10:21 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I gotta make a profit here
10:21 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 65
10:21 PM - Renaldo: deal
10:22 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: glad we could do business, let's go in the back and do some paperwork
10:22 PM - Renaldo: "Alright, so here's the plan. In 3 days time, we head out to the meeting place with a caravan, and all dolled up like traders."
10:22 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: LW starts up his jeep and cruises down the streets.
10:22 PM - Renaldo: "Then, we get more info from the Commonwealth themselves, and feed them false info about the outside world."
10:23 PM - Stitch: "Who is going to do the deal?"
10:23 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The brahmin's head swivles to follow you until you're out of sight. You hear one last moo.
10:23 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Not me," LW says, "I got shit to take care of."
10:23 PM - Stitch: "What if they start questioning why the regular guy isn't here"
10:23 PM - Renaldo: "I'll do the talking, of course. If they're going to do money and such, that's Tom's turf."
10:24 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "And I need to start screening the recruits we get and alread have," Gunny says.
10:24 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright."
10:24 PM - Renaldo: "If they question it, I'll talk us out of it I think."
10:24 PM - Stitch: "He said its the dense part of the park"
10:24 PM - Stitch: "Maybe I can hide up in the trees"
10:24 PM - Renaldo: "If I can't talk it out, well. You know what happens next."
10:24 PM - Stitch: "just in case shit goes down"
10:24 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: assume he gave you directions and landmarks to find the exact location
10:24 PM - Tom Blanco: "Fuck, we're gonna kill 'em no matter what."
10:25 PM - Stitch: "We'll see"
10:25 PM - Tom Blanco: "I'm just hopin' we get some info from 'em first."
10:25 PM - Renaldo: "Nah. They might have tons of guards. The idea is to get info, trick them into doing something stupid, and set them up to be attacked by the Enclave."
10:25 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Death. It always ends in death with you lot."
10:25 PM - Renaldo: "Sound good with you, Gunny?"
10:25 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Everyone roll PER
10:25 PM - Renaldo: critfail
10:25 PM - Renaldo: fuck your per checks
10:25 PM - Tom Blanco: "Listen, 101, these fuckers killed my friends. Fuckin' slaughtered 'em. Friends AND family."
10:25 PM - Renaldo: use int or something pls
10:25 PM - Tom Blanco: also fail
10:26 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Anything you guys decide on works for me. I won't be involved, just do what you need to," Gunny says
10:26 PM - Renaldo: "We may need your support for attacking their base later on."
10:26 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Well yeah, but that trader didn't. He was just making a living, doing what he had to," LW replies
10:26 PM - Renaldo: "Hopefully you'll be able to provide the assistance when it comes to that point."
10:26 PM - Tom Blanco: "That's why I didn't shoot his ass right there, buddy."
10:26 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Sometimes good people need to do bad things."
10:27 PM - Renaldo: "I didn't want to ruin the guy's life, but we really needed that info."
10:27 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Stitch
10:27 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you never did a per check
10:27 PM - Stitch: Eh?
10:27 PM - Tom Blanco: 4:25 AM - Finally gets to GM Again: Everyone roll PER
10:27 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 10:25 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Everyone roll PER
10:27 PM - Renaldo: "We had to take it down that way because Tom decided that a bullet between the eyes was a good idea."
10:27 PM - Stitch: crit roll
10:27 PM - Stitch: fuck u i win
10:28 PM - Tom Blanco: "Hey, ya started shootin' first. I just wanted to shake 'im up a bit."
10:28 PM - Renaldo: that makes up for my crit fail :v
10:28 PM - Renaldo: "Well he's not gonna talk if he's got 3 guards with guns!"
10:28 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You see a black dot in the sky. As it descends, you see it is a man wearing a parachute. His face is graced with the most glorious beard you've ever seen, and his tux is wrinkled and charred
10:28 PM - Stitch: "Who the fuck is that
10:28 PM - Tom Blanco: snake?
10:28 PM - Renaldo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1tc493bZM
10:28 PM - Stitch: HOLY SHIT
10:28 PM - Stitch: YES
10:28 PM - Stitch: YES
10:28 PM - Renaldo: cant be snake
10:29 PM - Tom Blanco: he's playing through NG+ right now
10:29 PM - Stitch: U GLORIOUS BASTARD
10:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You see no visible object, craft place or location he could have descended from, but he is unmoving and unsonscious
10:29 PM - Tom Blanco: I mean like Naked Snake/BB not Solid
10:29 PM - Renaldo: "Who the fuck?"
10:29 PM - Renaldo: i know
10:29 PM - Renaldo: snake aint gon wear a tux
10:29 PM - Tom Blanco: except you get a tux as a camo in MGS3's NG+
10:29 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The parachute and man lands with a thumo on a nearby rubble pile
10:30 PM - Stitch: it ain't snake
10:30 PM - Renaldo: yeahi  know
10:30 PM - Renaldo: not gonna be snake
10:30 PM - Renaldo: appy wouldnt know that shit
10:30 PM - Renaldo: :v
10:30 PM - Tom Blanco: hey, he's a nerd too
10:30 PM - Tom Blanco: we all are
10:30 PM - Renaldo: not a mgs nerd :v
10:30 PM - Renaldo: just me and you buddy
10:30 PM - Renaldo: AND YOU'RE SO SUPREME
10:30 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm not even that much of a nerd
10:30 PM - Tom Blanco: SNAKE EATER
10:30 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: the fuck makes you say that asswipe
10:30 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I love MGS
10:30 PM - Renaldo: i am :c
10:30 PM - Tom Blanco: I just know the games
10:30 PM - Stitch: MGS 3 made me cry
10:31 PM - Renaldo: mgs 4 made me cry tears
10:31 PM - Renaldo: that shit was ballin
10:31 PM - Tom Blanco: emotional as fuck
10:31 PM - Stitch: the face off on the boat
10:31 PM - Renaldo: yeah
10:31 PM - Renaldo: "c
10:31 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The parachute loses the air and falls on the man, covering his entire body
10:31 PM - Renaldo: :c
10:31 PM - Stitch: o fuq i cry so hard
10:31 PM - Tom Blanco: MGSV gonna be goddamn manly tears central seems like
10:31 PM - Renaldo: I hop out the car and hurry over to him
10:31 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Well, that was unexpected," says the LW
10:31 PM - Renaldo: guys
10:31 PM - Renaldo: kaz is sunglasses
10:32 PM - Renaldo: also more peace walker esque stuff
10:32 PM - Stitch: Stitch walks over to the man
10:32 PM - Renaldo: i cant wait
10:32 PM - Renaldo: hngh
10:32 PM - Tom Blanco: PUNISHED SNAKE *unloads M16*
10:32 PM - Stitch: Kaz is such a sick name
10:32 PM - Renaldo: I lift the parachut away from him
10:32 PM - Renaldo: yeah
10:32 PM - Tom Blanco: "What the fuck? Where'd that guy come from?"
10:32 PM - Stitch: also PUNISHED SNAKE IS SO FUCKING HYPE
10:32 PM - Stitch: what a cool name
10:32 PM - Stitch: also its an FN-FAL
10:32 PM - Tom Blanco: it's kinda ridiculous but still awesome
10:32 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: His beard is even more glorious up close
10:32 PM - Tom Blanco: also yeah it might be
10:32 PM - Tom Blanco: or an FNC, I forgot
10:32 PM - Renaldo: yeah
10:32 PM - Stitch: brb gunna go watch the trailer
10:32 PM - Renaldo: mgsv is so amazing
10:33 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Around his neck is a series of multicolored, pointed objects, the bases of which look red and crusted with blood
10:33 PM - Stitch: Kaz, I'm already a demon
10:33 PM - Renaldo: open world
10:33 PM - Stitch: shit sends chills
10:33 PM - Tom Blanco: still, Kojima thinks GTA V's gonna be better :v
10:33 PM - Renaldo: big boss with a GODDAMN PONY TAIL
10:33 PM - Renaldo: aw yeeee
10:33 PM - Renaldo: kojima hates his own work
10:33 PM - Renaldo: he hates mgs1 and 2
10:33 PM - Renaldo: because top down
10:33 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: clutched in his hand is a pure while object of the same kind, only much longer
10:33 PM - Stitch: "You dress in black and the blood of your enemies"
10:33 PM - Stitch: Stitch sticks out his hand
10:33 PM - Renaldo: guys big boss pony tail
10:33 PM - Tom Blanco: well I kinda agree with him 'cause yeah I literally can't play MGS2
10:33 PM - Stitch: "You are probably my role model"
10:33 PM - Renaldo: guys big boss's PONY TAIL
10:34 PM - Renaldo: mgs2 is so good dude
10:34 PM - Renaldo: its so good
10:34 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The man rolls over and mimbles, "Mm, not now Martha..."
10:34 PM - Renaldo: its soooo goooood
10:34 PM - Stitch: mgs2 is great
10:34 PM - Tom Blanco: I know, I love the story an everything
10:34 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Oh Jane..."
10:34 PM - Tom Blanco: but the gameplay sucks. ASS.
10:34 PM - Renaldo: i think the original or 3 is my favorite
10:34 PM - Stitch: eh?
10:34 PM - Renaldo: what
10:34 PM - Renaldo: its fun
10:34 PM - Tom Blanco: 3 owns tho
10:34 PM - Renaldo: the gameplay is good
10:34 PM - Tom Blanco: I can't handle the camera
10:34 PM - Renaldo: the cameras not that bad
10:34 PM - Tom Blanco: I tried, believe me
10:34 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: are we playing PnP or "Discuss MGS games"
10:34 PM - Tom Blanco: I just can't
10:34 PM - Tom Blanco: both
10:34 PM - Renaldo: dont be jealous of raidens ass
10:34 PM - Renaldo: uh
10:34 PM - Renaldo: pnp?
10:34 PM - Stitch: sorry :C
10:35 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: my subtle attempts at getting you to notice what we were doing went unnoticed
10:35 PM - Tom Blanco: anyway I didn't get the reference I think
10:35 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and so I had to intervene
10:35 PM - Renaldo: idfk who this guy is
10:35 PM - Stitch: I didn't get what you were saying
10:35 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: well wake the nigga up and ask him
10:35 PM - Stitch: Stitch wakes dat nigga up
10:35 PM - Renaldo: ^
10:35 PM - Renaldo: wake a nigga
10:36 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "AWHA-" he shouts, reaching for and drawing his 1911.
10:36 PM - Stitch: "Guns don't hurt me"
10:36 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Seeing your relatively unhostile attempts, he lowers it.
10:36 PM - Tom Blanco: "Good taste in guns, check. Good taste in clothing, check."
10:36 PM - Tom Blanco: "I think I'm gonna like ya, buddy. What's yo' name?"
10:36 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Ah. Well, hello there. None of you appear to be the woman I last recall being in bed with."
10:36 PM - Renaldo: "Decent taste in weaponry, check. Good taste in clothing, check."
10:37 PM - Stitch: :V
10:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "My name is Frederick. Frederick von Beardington the Third. And who might you be?"
10:37 PM - Tom Blanco: awwwwwwwwwww shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
10:37 PM - Stitch: come on scrub
10:37 PM - Renaldo: "Names Renaldo. Good to meet you."
10:37 PM - Stitch: how u not recognize dat bitch
10:38 PM - Renaldo: never heard of him
10:38 PM - Renaldo: guessing its from last pnp
10:38 PM - Stitch: yeah
10:38 PM - Renaldo: although i did see his charsheet earlier
10:38 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He looks around. "This isn't Hawaii. I'd say it looks like New York, but I can't seem to spot the Empire State building."
10:38 PM - Renaldo: "Uh, sorry about that. That'd be my fault."
10:38 PM - Tom Blanco: "We blew it up."
10:38 PM - Stitch: "Neither can I"
10:38 PM - Tom Blanco: "Also, I'm Tom."
10:38 PM - Tom Blanco: "Nice to meet ya."
10:38 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Looking at the necklace of pointed and bloodied objects around his neck, he asks, confused, "What are these? I don't recall any souviners of the sort."
10:39 PM - Renaldo: "It involves two gunships, the Brotherhood of Steel, and a gascan."
10:39 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "...ah. I must say, gentlemen, I like your style."
10:39 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and just as a note the LW and Gunny are in the jeep
10:39 PM - Stitch: "Anyone who wears black has style"
10:39 PM - Renaldo: "Oh, and the two in the keep are the Lone Wanderer himself, and Sgt Gunny, of the Enclave."
10:40 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I once blew up an entire warehouse with three cherry bombs and a piece of paper."
10:40 PM - Renaldo: I lean in and whisper, "Wanderer's pissed because we're technically terrorists."
10:40 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "The Lone Wanderer himself? What is he doing all the way out here? Last I saw him, he was saving DC."
10:40 PM - Tom Blanco: "He's takin' a vacation, I guess."
10:40 PM - Stitch: "I've blown up bigger things with just my fists"
10:41 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Frederick attempts to look at Stitch's face. "You look vaguely familiar somehow... did Red ever mention traveling with a half-mutant?"
10:41 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Or maybe it was Knight..."
10:42 PM - Stitch: "You know those guys?"
10:42 PM - Stitch: "They never traveled with a mutie"
10:42 PM - Stitch: "But I know who they did travel with"
10:43 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "That's what I thought. But your face - what I can see of it - looks like someone they once described..."
10:43 PM - Stitch: "They backstabbed a guy who was very close to me"
10:43 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well ain't it just a fuckin' family reunion in here. Next ya'll tell me you're from Chicago or somethin'."
10:43 PM - Stitch: "I'm just looking for some pay back"
10:43 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "You must have been his brother then. They never mentioned a mutant companion. Well, barring that Brule fellow."
10:43 PM - Stitch: "I used to live in Chicago"
10:44 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "And no, sir, I am not and never have been a resident of Chicago. I escaped shortly before the bombing."
10:44 PM - Stitch: "Do you know where Knight is?"
10:44 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "If you could tell me how I got to New York from Hawaii overnight, I might be able to help you locate him. But for the moment, I'm entirely lost."
10:45 PM - Stitch: "He is in Hawaii?"
10:45 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "And I still haven't the foggiest of how I acquired these trinkets," he said, bending down and picking up the long white pointed object.
10:46 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "We were. Investigating a 'Doctor' something. A letter, I believe."
10:46 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Then Blackbeard started playing around with some new toy and the last thing I recall is a giant gold statue appearing from nowhere. The statue looked very much like him, I might add."
10:47 PM - Stitch: "You should probably see a doctor"
10:47 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I'll walk it off, I'm sure. Or perhaps sleep it off. Preferably with a lovely looking woman."
10:48 PM - Stitch: "I can't relate"
10:48 PM - Renaldo: "I can."
10:48 PM - Stitch: :V
10:48 PM - Renaldo: :v
10:48 PM - Tom Blanco: "Fuck, I wish I could."
10:48 PM - Renaldo: pfft
10:48 PM - Stitch: uglyfucks4lyf
10:48 PM - Renaldo: "Does yours even,,, exist?"
10:49 PM - Tom Blanco: "Not answerin' that question, Rennie."
10:49 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I'm so terribly sorry for you," he says to Tom with sincereity. "I can tell you had quite a mojo back when you had skin. Always a shame to see such beautiful potential go to waste."
10:49 PM - Stitch: "Fuck you"
10:49 PM - Renaldo: "Fair enough."
10:49 PM - Renaldo: "Not you
10:49 PM - Stitch: "Oh good"
10:49 PM - Renaldo: "I'm not sure what being a half-mutant entails, but if the size of the rest of you is anything to go by, there's no need to worry in that department."
10:50 PM - Renaldo: wait
10:50 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "In any case, do you gentlemen think you could direct me to the nearest town? I need to track down a few answers, not the least of which being how I got here."
10:50 PM - Renaldo: how the fuck do you make a half mutie
10:50 PM - Renaldo: super mutants are infertile, arent they?
10:50 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I might also add that that is more than enough dick-comparing for now."
10:50 PM - Tom Blanco: ask the book I guess
10:50 PM - Stitch: no the are fertile
10:50 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Marcus in FO2 says not, but other sources says so
10:50 PM - Stitch: the creation of me is a bit different
10:50 PM - Tom Blanco: also Marcus said something in F2 but that might've been a joke
10:51 PM - Tom Blanco: also I guess Vree was wrong or something
10:51 PM - Renaldo: "We can take you there after we finish up some...business with the mob."
10:51 PM - Stitch: I was a bunch of human bits that were stitched back together through FEV magic
10:51 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Ah, a local mob. Always loved a good fight. Who is it?"
10:51 PM - Tom Blanco: "The Blancos."
10:52 PM - Tom Blanco: "Me, in other words."
10:52 PM - Renaldo: "Oh, we're not fighting them. We're trying to stop a fight actually."
10:52 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "...Blancos? Sure it's been a few years since I last visited this city, but I've never heard of any such gang."
10:52 PM - Renaldo: "Long story short, androids want to start a war and then take over the new york area."
10:53 PM - Tom Blanco: "We keep a low profile."
10:53 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "And stopping a fight? Always good to see a man who knows when conflict is unnecessary."
10:53 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Oh, I'm quite adept at that."
10:53 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "In any case, shall we set off?"
10:53 PM - Renaldo: "Sounds good to me. You care about your parachute there?"
10:54 PM - Tom Blanco: "Damn, that jeep's startin' to feel a bit small now."
10:54 PM - Renaldo: "Better than walking."
10:54 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He looks back, pointing the long white horn in his hand at the parachute. He asks, "Oh, that ratty old thing?" as he waves the horn around/ The chute flies and folds itself neatly up.
10:55 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He stares at the horn in his hand. "Well that was unexpected."
10:55 PM - Stitch: Stitch walks back to the car, overcoat fluttering in the wind
10:55 PM - Tom Blanco: ~anime hero stitch~
10:55 PM - Renaldo: "Well, that settles that I suppose. I hop back into my seat."
10:55 PM - Stitch: "Youre a strange man Fred"
10:55 PM - Renaldo: ~tsundere~
10:56 PM - Stitch: i only want saki senpai to notice me
10:56 PM - Stitch: Stitch climbs in the back
10:56 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Now now mister long, tan and mysterious. No need to be so hasty," Frederick says as he catches up. Jumping in the seat, he looks at LL still unconscious on the floor and asks, "She one of yours?"
10:57 PM - Renaldo: "Yep."
10:57 PM - Stitch: "Yeah, don't worry"
10:57 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yep."
10:57 PM - Stitch: "Its not as rapey as you think"
10:57 PM - Renaldo: "She still hasn't woken up, but she should be fine."
10:57 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I see. She's one of THOSE girls then? I'm surprised she travels with you."
10:57 PM - Tom Blanco: "She's kinda the reason we got together again after 12 years, but that's a long story."
10:57 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "12 years? Fascinating."
10:58 PM - Stitch: "Actually I am pretty new here"
10:58 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The LW starts up the jeep, looking over his shoulder at the newcomer before gasping, "Frederick god-damned Beardy! Is that you?"
10:59 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Well if it isn't the Wanderer himself! How are you, 101? Been a few years."
10:59 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "A few? I think you mean over a decade. Been over 15 years, Beardy."
10:59 PM - Renaldo: these tiny games are nice
10:59 PM - Stitch: ?
10:59 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Well then I must have a very serious concussion."
10:59 PM - Renaldo: 3 players
10:59 PM - Stitch: tiny hames?
10:59 PM - Renaldo: :v
10:59 PM - Stitch: o
10:59 PM - Tom Blanco: I love how suddenly everyone seems to know each other :v
11:00 PM - Renaldo: i still dont know anyone
11:00 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Frederick has been around
11:00 PM - Stitch: Frederick knows all
11:00 PM - Renaldo: channelling my inner ll
11:00 PM - Renaldo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WP2exZurfc
11:00 PM - Tom Blanco: so Frederick is the Drizzt of Fallout PnP now, right?
11:00 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Slept with at least one woman and blown up at least one building in one of all 50 states
11:00 PM - Renaldo: drizzy?
11:00 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Plus a few other places
11:00 PM - Stitch: Drizzt?
11:00 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: wat
11:01 PM - Stitch: who is dat
11:01 PM - Tom Blanco: the ~animeiest hero~ of DnD's expanded universe
11:01 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ah
11:01 PM - Renaldo: oh
11:01 PM - Renaldo: idk
11:01 PM - Stitch: So its an npc?
11:01 PM - Tom Blanco: started out as a PC of one of the writers
11:01 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Frederick doesn't like to say it, but his real name is actually Gary Stu
11:01 PM - Stitch: Gary Stu?
11:01 PM - Renaldo: male form of mary sue
11:02 PM - Renaldo: its is joke
11:02 PM - Tom Blanco: jeez read some TV Tropes son
11:02 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ^
11:02 PM - Renaldo: tv tropes
11:02 PM - Renaldo: :v
11:02 PM - Renaldo: ew
11:02 PM - Stitch: o
11:02 PM - Stitch: i never read tv tropes unless someone links
11:02 PM - Tom Blanco: actually don't the TV Tropes community's terrible
11:02 PM - Renaldo: ^^^^^
11:02 PM - Tom Blanco: though the tropes on their own are alright
11:02 PM - Tom Blanco: (and it's a hell of a time waster)
11:02 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: In any case the drive to the old court house that serves as the Big Blanco's current residence is uninterupted by an further indicents
11:02 PM - Stitch: brb
11:03 PM - Renaldo: oh gog dammit
11:04 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Tom immediately spots the hidden guards and notices the discrete signs granting the party safe passage as the jeep pulls to the side
11:04 PM - Stitch: back
11:04 PM - Stitch: also can we end at around 12
11:04 PM - Stitch: I gotta wake up early tomorrow
11:04 PM - Stitch: sorry :C
11:04 PM - Renaldo: its ok
11:04 PM - Renaldo: we started way earlier than usual today
11:05 PM - Stitch: we did?
11:05 PM - Renaldo: usually we end up starting at 9:00-9:15
11:05 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah we usually waste like an hour
11:05 PM - Renaldo: today it was 8:15 or so
11:05 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Thank you for riding The Wanderer's Tour Bus. Your premium post-war transportation and tourism service. Please watch your step as you exit the vehicle."
11:05 PM - Tom Blanco: "Thanks for the ride, 101."
11:06 PM - Stitch: "I don't have my bus fare"
11:06 PM - Renaldo: 'Thanks for driving us. Sorry about the merchant again."
11:06 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Worry not, this one's on the house."
11:06 PM - Stitch: C:
11:06 PM - Renaldo: yayyy
11:06 PM - Renaldo: even though i have 5k caps
11:06 PM - Renaldo: i could pay any bus fare
11:06 PM - Stitch: u could buy the ub
11:06 PM - Stitch: bus
11:06 PM - Renaldo: :v
11:06 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Come on Gunny, Frederick. We have some catching up to do. Hasta la vista, my friends! And good luck."
11:06 PM - Renaldo: lw wouldnt sell it
11:07 PM - Tom Blanco: oh, yeah, what do we do with LL
11:07 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: It's a jeep first of all
11:07 PM - Tom Blanco: do we leave her in the jeep or are we carrying her or what
11:07 PM - Renaldo: oh yeah, ll
11:07 PM - Renaldo: uhm
11:07 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: she'll stick with them then conveniently appear later
11:07 PM - Stitch: "I'll see you in another life brother"
11:07 PM - Renaldo: works for me
11:07 PM - Tom Blanco: works for me
11:07 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: :v
11:07 PM - Renaldo: are we clones, tom
11:07 PM - Tom Blanco: maybe
11:07 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ur a wizzard
11:07 PM - Tom Blanco: BRRRRRRRROTHER
11:07 PM - Renaldo: LIQUIIIIIIID
11:07 PM - Stitch: :V
11:08 PM - Renaldo: hivemind goddamn
11:08 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: :V
11:09 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: The large and surprisingly still intact wood doors to the court house open slowly and dramatically
11:09 PM - Stitch: oooo
11:09 PM - Tom Blanco: "Ya never met Uncle Sergio before, did ya?"
11:09 PM - Stitch: "It appears not"
11:09 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You enter to see the largest grouping of mobsters any of you, barring Tom, have ever seen
11:09 PM - Renaldo: "Nah."
11:10 PM - Renaldo: does FOXHOUND count as a mob :v
11:10 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Benches and tables are everywhere, and a haze of smoke fills the room from innumerable cigarretts and cigars
11:10 PM - Stitch: :V
11:10 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Card games and whiskey are commonplace in this establishment and, on the judge's seat, rests a large man with two women hanging on to either side of him
11:11 PM - Renaldo: tom
11:11 PM - Renaldo: tom say something
11:11 PM - Renaldo: :v
11:11 PM - Tom Blanco: k
11:11 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He bangs a gavel and the idle chatter immediately silences.
11:11 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Everyone, quiet down. We have an esteemed guest in our midst."
11:12 PM - Tom Blanco: "Good mornin', Uncle Sergio."
11:12 PM - Tom Blanco: "I've got some bad news."
11:12 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He stays silent, waiting for you to continue.
11:12 PM - Tom Blanco: "The Commonwealth resurfaced."
11:13 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You could hear a pin drop in the room after that bombshell.
11:13 PM - Stitch: "Alarming twist"
11:13 PM - Renaldo: "Gasp."
11:13 PM - Tom Blanco: "They managed to weasel their way into the Enclave's ranks."
11:13 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Are you certian? This is not information to take lightly."
11:13 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "That could be problematic."
11:13 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yes, we killed some of them on our way here."
11:13 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "How did they manage that? Have you any idea?
11:14 PM - Renaldo: "Yeah, could be problematic. But it's a small chance. They'll probably want to team up and fight crime."
11:14 PM - Renaldo: "Disguising as new recruits."
11:14 PM - Tom Blanco: "They're very similar to humans in appearance, I guess the Enclave fucked up recruit screening."
11:14 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He regards Renaldo with a cold stare.
11:14 PM - Renaldo: wink
11:14 PM - Renaldo: wink wink
11:14 PM - Tom Blanco: "Anyway, they took out our outpost. Nobody survived. They're out there, and they have stolen Enclave tech."
11:15 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "This is quite unfortunate." He says as he brushes off the girls, rising from the seat and approaching you.
11:15 PM - Tom Blanco: "We're working with the Enclave to bring 'em down again."
11:16 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Thomas, you know you are like a second son to me. We will help in any way we can."
11:16 PM - Tom Blanco: "Thank you, Uncle Sergio."
11:16 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "If our relations with the Enclave shatter like a cheap glass of booze, we'll be out of our biggest weapon suppler."
11:16 PM - Tom Blanco: "That's exactly what I was afraid of."
11:16 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: You note that several of the mobsters have laser weaponry.
11:17 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: before you do anything no that is not an instant indication that they are androids
11:17 PM - Renaldo: "Heh, you guys got those laser thompsons like I reccomended. Good for you."
11:17 PM - Stitch: :V
11:17 PM - Tom Blanco: "The last thing we want is a war with the most powerful force in the region. It'd be a goddamn christmas for the Commonwealth."
11:18 PM - Renaldo: reulda shooTs big bulits inta tha big bad gui and screems about his oner
11:18 PM - Stitch: wat
11:18 PM - Tom Blanco: yes
11:18 PM - Renaldo: anyway
11:18 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "We'll need to work something out with them. Do you think it's possible that the Commonwealth could have capruted some of our family?"
11:18 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Perhaps made android replicas of them?"
11:18 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: he asks quietly
11:18 PM - Tom Blanco: "That's possible."
11:18 PM - Renaldo: "Get the metal detector."
11:19 PM - Stitch: :V
11:19 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "This is very concerning. We'll need to be on the look out for anything suspicious for now."
11:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "The only thing the metal detector will notice is the lead in your skull, Ren" he says jokingly
11:20 PM - Renaldo: damn
11:20 PM - Renaldo: he got me
11:20 PM - Renaldo: now they know im a zombie
11:20 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ho ho ho
11:20 PM - Stitch: :V
11:20 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, we're all packin' ten tons of steel here. Metal detectors won't help."
11:21 PM - Renaldo: "You know what you could do?"
11:21 PM - Tom Blanco: "EMP grenades?"
11:21 PM - Renaldo: "Stage a meeting or something."
11:21 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Not to mention the false skin and organs will mask any traces of the metal."
11:21 PM - Renaldo: "Oh, well damn."
11:21 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "A meeting would be an excellent idea, but we don't have any idea where they could currently be hiding."
11:22 PM - Tom Blanco: "Or that. We spread word that we're planning to have a big meeting and Uncle Sergio would be there."
11:22 PM - Stitch: "Or a Voight-Kampff test"
11:22 PM - Renaldo: "I have a gun that attacks the nerves. Maybe it has a 'taser' setting. Pain tests, anyone? Like in prewar police training?"
11:22 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "A what?" he asks Stitch
11:22 PM - Tom Blanco: "Of course, that'd be bullshit, but they wouldn't know. And they're probably fans of the old 'cut a snake's head off' method, if you excuse that expression."
11:23 PM - Tom Blanco: "So, basically, we stage a fake meeting, armed to the nines, and wait for 'em to try and storm it."
11:23 PM - Tom Blanco: "Then we give 'em the nastiest surprise of their lives."
11:23 PM - Renaldo: I mutter to myself about "wanting to cut off snake's head myself."
11:23 PM - Stitch: "Its this test used on androids to figure out whether they are human or not"
11:23 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "You're part of that snake then," he says with a laugh
11:23 PM - Stitch: "Its never been tested before though"
11:24 PM - Renaldo: "Sounds german. Remind me of Schnitzel."
11:24 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I believe this could work. But it would have to be very convincing. Do you think they'd believe we'd want to meet with the Enclave after this? From what they know, our relations with them should be well broken by now."
11:24 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, and I'd love to show 'em how good at bitin' I am."
11:24 PM - Tom Blanco: "Hell, we could say it's meant to be peace talks or somethin'."
11:25 PM - Renaldo: "Discussing plans for what to do next with the Enclave? That'd get an android's attention."
11:25 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He scratches his chin. "Yes, yes. People like them always jump at the bait. They're too quick for their own good."
11:25 PM - Tom Blanco: "They obviously wouldn't want us to come to terms, not after they put all that effort into havin' us fight each other."
11:26 PM - Tom Blanco: "And once they're in... we close the trap and let 'em have it."
11:26 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: He smacks Tom on the shoulder. "Clever! Very clever. I knew there was a reason you were a part of the Blanco family."
11:26 PM - Tom Blanco: "Maybe even catch one of 'em for the Enclave tech boys."
11:26 PM - Stitch: :'>
11:26 PM - Tom Blanco: "Thank you, Uncle Sergio."
11:26 PM - Renaldo: sergio seems like a cool nigga
11:27 PM - Renaldo: 10/10 would play cards with
11:27 PM - Stitch: like gandolfini
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: he's basically don salieri from mafia but not an asshole who kills his men at the end (spoilers for mafia I guess?)
11:27 PM - Stitch: GOD DAMMIT
11:27 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Now there's the issue of where this meeting will take place. It would have to be on neutral ground of some sort."
11:27 PM - Stitch: I STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN IT
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: if you still haven't played that you deserve this
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
11:27 PM - Stitch: :V
11:28 PM - Tom Blanco: it's amazing btw
11:28 PM - Renaldo: what game?
11:28 PM - Tom Blanco: mafia
11:28 PM - Renaldo: oh
11:28 PM - Renaldo: sounds good
11:28 PM - Stitch: I got to the part where you become suspicous as fuck
11:28 PM - Tom Blanco: it's awesome
11:28 PM - Renaldo: i should play that
11:28 PM - Tom Blanco: what, Moonlightning?
11:28 PM - Stitch: so I kinda knew it was coming
11:28 PM - Tom Blanco: or the Whore part?
11:28 PM - Stitch: I think so
11:28 PM - Stitch: Its fast You Lucky Bastard
11:28 PM - Tom Blanco: ah
11:28 PM - Tom Blanco: no, that's not that yet
11:28 PM - Stitch: after*
11:29 PM - Tom Blanco: I love You Lucky Bastard tho
11:29 PM - Stitch: why the fuck did I say fast
11:29 PM - Tom Blanco: because sanic
11:29 PM - Renaldo: got2go fast
11:29 PM - Renaldo: ok can we continue
11:29 PM - Tom Blanco: yes
11:29 PM - Stitch: took me so long to figure out what to do with the trains
11:29 PM - Tom Blanco: I remember I kept being killed by the fucking snipers
11:30 PM - Stitch: alright lets go
11:30 PM - Stitch: ye
11:30 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, tell that to the GM
11:30 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: nou
11:30 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Uh, Mister Sergio?" asks a young boy, pulling on Sergio's sleeve
11:30 PM - Tom Blanco: can anyone tell my why I'm listening to a Johnny Cash song and youtube is suggesting Ice Cube to me
11:30 PM - Stitch: dhawwww
11:30 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "What is it, kiddo?"
11:31 PM - Stitch: its knows what a nigga wants yo
11:31 PM - Tom Blanco: prolly
11:31 PM - Renaldo: because johnny cash is so cool
11:31 PM - Renaldo: hue
11:31 PM - Renaldo: huehuea
11:31 PM - Stitch: :V
11:31 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Just got the latest in from the scouts. They say they were contacted by a group claiming to be androids, but not with the Commonwealth."
11:31 PM - Stitch: "Bullshit"
11:32 PM - Stitch: "If
11:32 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Non-Commonwealth androids? And more than one, at that?"
11:32 PM - Stitch: "If I were a super hero I would be Bullshit man"
11:32 PM - Stitch: "and that's bullshit"
11:32 PM - Renaldo: "That sounds suspicious."
11:32 PM - Tom Blanco: "I bet the Enclave would love to get their hands on a few 'droids."
11:32 PM - Tom Blanco: "Let's let 'em know what's what."
11:32 PM - Renaldo: "Would the Commonwealth be stupid enough to do something obvious like that?"
11:33 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Easy there, big guy. This could be a trap. But it could also be a great asset."
11:33 PM - Tom Blanco: "Hell, what do they got to lose? Worst thing they're out a few 'droids, but if they pulled that off, they could take us down from the inside."
11:33 PM - Tom Blanco: "At least, they'd like to."
11:34 PM - Renaldo: "Well, we might as well check it out."
11:34 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Not necessarily, considering we'd know what they looked like. If anything happened, they'd be the first blamed."
11:34 PM - Renaldo: guys what if
11:34 PM - Renaldo: major twist
11:34 PM - Renaldo: john is the the leader of the commonwealth
11:34 PM - Stitch: o fuq
11:34 PM - Tom Blanco: well then we fuck his shit up
11:34 PM - Tom Blanco: simple
11:34 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
11:34 PM - Renaldo: :v
11:35 PM - Renaldo: it would be emotional
11:35 PM - Renaldo: like in mgs4 when ocelot kisses snake
11:35 PM - Stitch: completely forgot about john
11:35 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Thomas, you would be doing this family a large favor if you were to check this out yourself, along with your friends there."
11:35 PM - Stitch: wat
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: not for me I'm a ~cold hard badass~
11:35 PM - Stitch: he does that?
11:35 PM - Renaldo: yeah
11:35 PM - Renaldo: third stage of the fight
11:35 PM - Stitch: gotta replay dat game
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: "You can count on me, Uncle."
11:35 PM - Renaldo: he does the ocelot handsign
11:35 PM - Renaldo: and it starts playing snake eater
11:35 PM - Renaldo: and he gets you in a headlock
11:35 PM - Renaldo: if you dont get out of it in time
11:35 PM - Stitch: I remember that
11:35 PM - Renaldo: he kisses you
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: I need to finally get a goddamn PS3 and a HD TV
11:36 PM - Stitch: I cried
11:36 PM - Renaldo: and then lets you out
11:36 PM - Renaldo: same :c
11:36 PM - Renaldo: i borrowed a ps3 and the game from my friend
11:36 PM - Stitch: mgs 3 n 4 made me cry like a baby
11:36 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: LEETL BABY MAN
11:36 PM - Renaldo: ok lets not go back to mgs chat v2
11:36 PM - Stitch: that fucking hallways man :'C
11:36 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah let's pnp this shit up guise
11:36 PM - Stitch: k sorry
11:37 PM - Renaldo: "If Tom is willing, I'd be happy to accompany him."
11:37 PM - Stitch: "I will offer my fist"
11:37 PM - Stitch: and my sword
11:37 PM - Stitch: and my bow
11:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: AND MY AX
11:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: E
11:37 PM - Stitch: AND MY AXE
11:37 PM - Stitch: yeyeeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey
11:37 PM - Stitch: highfove
11:37 PM - Tom Blanco: "Sure thing, we went through a shitton of things together after all."
11:37 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: yeeeboi
11:37 PM - Renaldo: "You have my gun. And my good looks."
11:38 PM - Stitch: continue
11:38 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "They said to meet at this spot," the boy says, handing Tom a paper which points to the old bomb site of the battle for the bomb
11:38 PM - Tom Blanco: "Ominous."
11:38 PM - Stitch: hiroshima nagasaki
11:38 PM - Stitch: algamorado
11:38 PM - Stitch: bikini
11:38 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: linguini
11:39 PM - Renaldo: ravioli
11:39 PM - Stitch: papa pizza
11:39 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: ravioli
11:39 PM - Renaldo: spaghetti
11:39 PM - Stitch: spagghetti hetti
11:39 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: give me the formuoli
11:39 PM - Stitch: :V
11:39 PM - Tom Blanco: fucking hell my friend taught me italian swear words but I forgot 'em
11:39 PM - Stitch: like fuck
11:39 PM - Stitch: fuckiloli
11:39 PM - Renaldo: fuckiola
11:40 PM - Renaldo: shituini
11:40 PM - Tom Blanco: yes
11:40 PM - Tom Blanco: anyway game
11:40 PM - Stitch: crapapya
11:40 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Meet them and determine their legitimacy," Sergio says
11:41 PM - Tom Blanco: "Let's go, guys."
11:41 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "If they are the real thing, and willing to help, bring half of them here and the other half to the Enclave."
11:41 PM - Renaldo: "Alright."
11:41 PM - Stitch: Stitch follrows him out
11:41 PM - Tom Blanco: "And swing by the Enclave on the way, have a tech check 'em out or somethin'."
11:41 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: It is now that you realize you no longer have a ride
11:41 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: c:
11:41 PM - Stitch: lol
11:41 PM - Tom Blanco: oops
11:41 PM - Tom Blanco: let's borrow a car
11:41 PM - Tom Blanco: I drive
11:42 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: Sergio pops his head out of the court house, tossing Tom a set of keys
11:42 PM - Stitch: I gotta go to bed
11:42 PM - Stitch: :V
11:42 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "Take my limo," he says.
11:42 PM - Tom Blanco: I catch 'em
11:42 PM - Renaldo: Yeah, we should end it here.
11:42 PM - Stitch: plot convinience
11:42 PM - Tom Blanco: "Thanks."
11:42 PM - Renaldo: we're kind of at Chapter 2: Act 2
11:42 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: "I see one scratch on it and I'll have your hide," he threatens
11:42 PM - Renaldo: so good place to stop
11:42 PM - Stitch: :V
11:42 PM - Tom Blanco: *freeze frame with Tom holding the keys, with 'TILL NEXT TIME written on it*
11:43 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: we need credits music
11:43 PM - Stitch: oooo wait
11:43 PM - Tom Blanco: wait a minute
11:43 PM - Stitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3QufuTR_7M&list=FLNDcuqLVUA0nhyyMvftIxzw&index=56
11:43 PM - Renaldo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkqRENxckS0
11:43 PM - Tom Blanco: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsQ__TiXXWE
11:43 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and the outtro clip would be one of EAGLE frolicking through a meadow full of eagles and red white and blue flowers
11:44 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: while the horizion is a giant American flag
11:44 PM - Stitch: i luv it
11:44 PM - Renaldo: you mean EAGLE soaring through the skies as bald eagles flock around him and communist flags are ripped to shreds
11:44 PM - Stitch: :V
11:45 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: rip in piece
11:45 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I hope he's doing alright in basic
11:45 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm still sticking with the Escape From New York credits music since Snake and NY and shit
11:45 PM - Renaldo: ye
11:45 PM - Tom Blanco: also yeah let's hope dude's alright
11:45 PM - Renaldo: yeah
11:46 PM - Renaldo: did he go into basic by choice?
11:46 PM - Renaldo: or did his parents want him to, etc
11:46 PM - Stitch: wait he joined the army?
11:46 PM - Renaldo: yes
11:46 PM - Stitch: oh
11:46 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I think it was choice
11:46 PM - Renaldo: yo gm do we get exp for getting to the blancos and delivering that message c:
11:46 PM - Stitch: hopefully he doesn't end up like that one guy
11:46 PM - Stitch: anyway cya next week
11:46 PM - Renaldo: private pyle?
11:46 PM - Stitch left chat.
11:46 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: god you needy little bastards
11:46 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
11:46 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: 800 xp
11:46 PM - Tom Blanco: wee
11:47 PM - Renaldo: yay
11:47 PM - Renaldo: i told stitch
11:47 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: danke
11:47 PM - Tom Blanco: we hit 10th level at ~42k XP or something, right?
11:47 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: sure :v
11:47 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I dunno
11:47 PM - Renaldo: i think its 50k
11:48 PM - Tom Blanco: nah, it's not that much
11:48 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: check the book then you plebs
11:48 PM - Tom Blanco: but I don't feel like it
11:48 PM - Tom Blanco: and you're the GM
11:48 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
11:48 PM - Renaldo: 45 k
11:48 PM - Renaldo: its 45k i checked
11:48 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: but I'm not the one who cared
11:48 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: :v
11:48 PM - Renaldo: you're welcome plebs
11:48 PM - Tom Blanco: dammit
11:49 PM - Tom Blanco: uh can I get 5k xp for roleplaying
11:49 PM - Tom Blanco: gm plese
11:49 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: no
11:49 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: you get 1
11:49 PM - Renaldo: lel
11:49 PM - Tom Blanco: damn, foiled again
11:49 PM - Renaldo: do i get 1 for being cool
11:49 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: that way your xp is uneven
11:49 PM - Tom Blanco: fuk u
11:49 PM - Renaldo: mines been uneven for a while
11:49 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: eheheheheheheheheheheheheh
11:49 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I'm so evil
11:50 PM - Renaldo: well
11:50 PM - Tom Blanco: you're abusing your powers
11:50 PM - Renaldo: im gonna go play secret of the magic crystal
11:50 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and loving every second of it
11:50 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: enjoy magical horse grinding
11:50 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: speaking of magical horse those were unicorn horns Frederick was wearing if you were unaware
11:50 PM - Tom Blanco: oh
11:50 PM - Tom Blanco: ohh
11:51 PM - Tom Blanco: looks like he won the pony murdathon
11:51 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: remember the last thing we did was go to pony land?
11:51 PM - Renaldo: i know
11:51 PM - Renaldo: that is beautiful
11:51 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: but sadly he remembers none of it
11:51 PM - Renaldo: :c
11:51 PM - Renaldo: rip twilight twinkle
11:51 PM - Renaldo: i think thats the ponys name
11:51 PM - Renaldo: the purple one
11:51 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: purple pansy sounds way better
11:51 PM - Renaldo: my friend would like to say
11:51 PM - Renaldo: 11:50 PM - Herorelic: dats my favorite game
11:51 PM - Herorelic: my pony's name was tiny :3
11:51 PM - Herorelic: she was so adorabl
11:51 PM - Herorelic: i made her hop hop on logs
11:51 PM - Herorelic: then she went on text based races
11:51 PM - Herorelic: and I sent her to the glue factory because she got 2nd
11:51 PM - Herorelic: then uninstalled
11:51 PM - Tom Blanco: I have no bloody idea what they're named
11:52 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: they're named dead, according to Frederick
11:52 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: and the very large horn he used like a wand was the pony princess' horn
11:52 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: I was gonna get her as a battle mount but we never got that far
11:53 PM - Renaldo: lol
11:53 PM - Renaldo: this games grfeat
11:53 PM - Renaldo: absolutely great
11:53 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: its grate
11:54 PM - Tom Blanco: you need to stream that shit or something
11:54 PM - Renaldo: HOLY FUCK THESE CHARACTER SPRITES
11:54 PM - Renaldo: uhm
11:54 PM - Renaldo: alright :v
11:54 PM - Renaldo: i think i know how to stream
11:54 PM - Tom Blanco: wonder if it can be modded
11:54 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
11:54 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: more pony colors
11:54 PM - Renaldo: fallout: secret of the magic FEV
11:54 PM - Tom Blanco: I was thinking more along the lines of skeleton horses and http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=0fdCuRKatjs&NR=1 and shit
11:54 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
11:54 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: maybe a survivor of the pony massacre should show up later
11:55 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: then you guys can kill it and eat it because you were out of food
11:55 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: or Stitch wanted to punch something
11:55 PM - Tom Blanco: marksmanship practice
11:55 PM - Finally gets to GM Again: he's like Brick v2
11:55 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
11:56 PM - Renaldo: http://www.livestream.com/meltingdataishomo
11:56 PM - Renaldo: will be up in a mo
11:56 PM - Tom Blanco: holy shit someone post that on FP
11:56 PM - Tom Blanco: stat
11:57 PM - Tom Blanco: also dibs on pink font color in chat
11:57 PM - Renaldo: lol
11:58 PM - Renaldo: ill start at 12:00
11:58 PM - Renaldo: to celebrate my birthday
11:59 PM - Renaldo has changed their name to livestream.com/meltingdataishomo.
11:59 PM - livestream.com/meltingdataishomo: tom get the fuck in
11:59 PM - Tom Blanco: wait a minute I was setting up an account
Sunday, July 14, 2013
12:00 AM - Finally gets to GM Again has changed their name to sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge.