Celestia, Grief, Homelessness [I CREYD]

>be Princess Celestia
>be enjoying a nice cup of tea
>hear knock on palace door
>fuck the servants I'll answer it myself
>mustached pony in a business suit
>"Princess Celestia?"
"Yes."
>"I'm very sorry to tell you this but the bank has to foreclose your home."
>uwotm8.jpg
"What."
>"Yes, yes, it's a very upsetting business but you haven't paid your mortgage, your water bill, or your heating bill in 150 years and I'm afraid we have to kick you out now."
"Nigger I've never paid any bills this castle is supposed to be maintained by your taxes are you aware that I raised this castle myself on unclaimed land centuries before your bank existed get the fuck out faggot."
>"Princess, when you signed the Banking Housing Act 150 years ago you placed all homes in Equestria under the control of banks. This is a home. We are a bank."
>what the fuck is this shit?
"Let me see a copy of this law."
>hands me an old, yellow paper
>fuck there's my signature
>I must have been high as fuck when I signed this
>Proposed by: Schlomo Shekelpony
>/mlpol/ was right again
>fuck
>get kicked out
>Luna and I are now living as NEETs in the basement of Twilight's castle
>because she pays her damn bills
>this is bullshit
>I wanna go home ;_;
>fuck you Anon for getting this shitty roll that made me homeless