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- /hhg/ Hazbin hotel general #752
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- >Moxx: “You dated an Angel? You!?”
- >Blitz: “Okay for the record I was young and horny and she was researching if you could ‘redeem’ Hellborns since, apparently, Heavenborns can Fall or whatever. I just, ‘voluntered’ to get me some-“
- >Millie: “Is she your type?.”
- >Blitz: “I beg your fking pardon?”
- >Millie: “I mean, look at her. Besides the color, wings and lack of horns, she reminds me of Verosika Mayday. A lot, in fact.”
- >Moxx: “…Yeeeah, now that you mention it…”
- >Blitz: “No, that is wrong, ah-ah. “
- >Millie: *shows two pictures of Angelika and Verosika side-by-side*
- >Blitz: “…I see no resemblance.”
- >Loona: “Oh my god!”
- >Blitz: “Hey! What I say about using the G-word!”
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- >Like Verosika, Angelika is also a popular singer in Heaven
- >Charlie finds out that there's an angel who also loves music and the idea of redemption
- >"OHMYGOSHIHAVETOMEETHER!!!!!"
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- >Charlie demolishes the door to IMP's office the way Pent demolished the door to the hotel
- >Charges in asking for Blitzo
- >Millie of course is armed and ready to brawl the second a potential threat to her man appears but she cools off once she realizes the princess just wants to know where her boss is.
- >Points her toward Blitzo
- >She comes riding in on a wave of sunshine and rainbows and asks him if he's still got Angelika's contact info
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- >Angelika is just as excited to meet the demon who wants to redeem people as Charlie is to meet the angel who wants to guide the damned back into Heaven's light
- >They hit it off immediately
- >They form an insufferable feedback loop of cotton candy-sweet cheerful cinnamon roll bullsht
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- >Charlie takes Angelika to the hotel to introduce her to the residents
- >She's way too excited about it
- >They both are
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- >the demon giving Alastor his powers dies from a diabetic shock
- >Alastor becomes a normal sinner
- >success?
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- >As the heavenly analog to a succubus, Angelika is very physically affectionate (in a chaste way) but is often unintentionally sultry as well
- >[ASEXUAL PANIC]
- >Alastor was never afraid of other demons or even the exterminators, but Angelika has him too terrified to leave his room
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- >Angelika nearly has a joy aneurysm when she meets Razzle and Dazzle and finds out they're musicians/singers too
- >Peppy four-part harmonies are heard throughout the building all day
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- >Vaggie starts to get just a bit insecure about how well Charlie and Angelika are getting along
- >They've practically been joined at the hip since they met
- >It's nothing to worry about though
- >Right?
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- >Angelika and Verosika run into eachother.
- >Catanddogfighting.mp3
- >Charlie intervenes to stop them.
- >She tries to make them friends by talking about their interests.
- >They Bonds over their mutual hatred of Blitzø.
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