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- last october
- I had an emotional affair with a Scarywood actor.
- He promised safe passage through a land filled with zombies,
- gun reports, muzzle flashes, and worse;
- then looked right at me and shouted, "You with the glasses!
- Get these people to the extraction!"
- or something like that, I mean, I was wearing glasses at night`
- and this place has some trippy attractions, so you know
- where my mind was at when
- I had an emotional affair with a daytime TV anchor.
- She promised safe passage through a land filled with zombies,
- breaking reports, camera flashes, and a twenty-four hour news cycle;
- then looked right at me and whispered, "Give us your passion!
- Open your wallet for extraction!"
- or something like that, you know I was wearing glasses inside
- and these joints are laced with acid, feels like
- any day now the whole damn complex will collapse.
- They made the building's floor move and jump so
- you couldn't trust your own footing underneath
- They take the high ground to deliver salvation
- from the best firing arcs,
- so you can't even raise your hands for help
- or to shield from the debris.
- They had animatronics screaming from the shadows,
- and 3d models labelled bad news.
- I mean, they had proof, so I believed them;
- why else would we be running from these people?
- When we heard the gunfire from the parking lot,
- Three weeks after Vegas and ten days before Boston,
- I had to wonder if some internet radio talk show warned the others
- I was the zombie
- But it's times like these
- that bring opportunities to fall in love.
- Looking up at someone breaking the sound barrier
- to deliver you from evil
- and doing it all with rugged good looks,
- then... looking him up to find out
- he's a full-time magician at Silverwood.
- He taught me a magic trick,
- how to stop the zombies faster than
- they can even open their mouths -
- you gotta shoot 'em in the head.
- Not because you fear their intelligence,
- it's just the source of our infection.
- And I see some creeping up behind you
- right now - yeah, you with the glasses
- Why don't you do something about it?
- Don't you wanna make the news?
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