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Martini 7

Aug 8th, 2012
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  1. >you are martini, a light green fluffy unicorn with a darker green mane
  2. >you do a good job working for BIG MAN and Frank-who-you-never-see. Your job is to be a good boy and give special hugs to pretty mares
  3. >BIG MAN brought new fluffies into The Room. now you get to share your cage with a fluffy named shadow and have warm hugs at night
  4. >but shadow is always sad. man who used to give shadow nummies put happy thing in his poopy place and hurt shadow
  5. >you try to get him to play and be happy but he’s always sad
  6. >you got to give special hugs to a new unicorn called blueberry. she was sad and cried the whole time
  7. >BIG MAN said you were a good boy and gave you nummies. you think blueberry is just sad because she doesn’t have front legs like you
  8. >today BIG MAN said that shadow was going to have his chance to perform. you hope he has fun and makes BIG MAN happy!
  9. >you wish you could give special hugs to prism because she’s so pretty
  10. >it’s time! BIG MAN takes shadow from your cage and puts him into the special hugs nest.
  11. >you see him take prism from her cage.
  12. >”whewe pwism go? wha bigman wan?”
  13. >”Let’s see what you’ve got, little girl.”
  14. >he plops prism down in front of shadow. he stares at her.
  15. >”fwuffy pway wit pwism?”
  16. >”fwuffy do whatevah pwism wan.”
  17. >BIG MAN turns his back on them and checks the foals. they were weaned a few days ago.
  18. >”Can’t wait for you little shits to get on solid food.”
  19. >BIG MAN feeds the foals yummy mush. you remember he gave you yummy mush when you got a bad tummyache.
  20.  
  21. >BIG MAN turns back and looks at shadow and prism
  22. >”Go, Shadow. Do your thing.”
  23. >”shadow dunno wut do.”
  24. >BIG MAN looks mad. he grabs shadow and sits him behind prism.
  25. >”Give her special hugs, idiot.”
  26. >”shadow dunno wut do.”
  27. >”That fucking does it. I’m gonna snap you outta whatever funk you’re in…”
  28. >BIG MAN takes a rolled up newspaper and smacks shadow on the rear end with it.
  29. >shadow’s eyes well up with tears but he doesn’t move
  30. >”shadow dunno wut do!”
  31. >”You little shut! You’re so retarded you don’t know how to FUCK? Even mongoloids know how to fuck each other!”
  32. >prism starts to cry. BIG MAN tells her to shut up and flips shadow on his back.
  33. >he takes out the Buzzy Tool. BIG MAN takes away the fluff around shadow’s happy thing.
  34. >”nuh… no touch poopie place.”
  35. >”What was that?”
  36. >”no touch poopie place!”
  37. >”OH! You don’t like assplay, huh?”
  38. >BIG MAN touches shadow’s happy thing. it starts to get bigger.
  39. >”Now you listen to me, shithead. You take that thing and you put it inside Prism or I will shove my fucking fist in your poopie place!”
  40. >”shadow no wan pway special hugs.”
  41. >”Okay. We can play like that.”
  42. >BIG MAN takes a cork and shoves it in shadow’s poopie place
  43. >for the first time since he arrived, shadow gets loud.
  44. >”NOOOOOOOOOO! NO TOUCH POOPIE PWACE! IS BAD PWACE! IS BAD TOUCH! NO MORE HUWTY POOPIE PWACE!”
  45. >”You give her special hugs or I get a bigger cork.”
  46. >”NO WANNA GIVE HUGS! NO WAN BAD TOUCH POOPIE PWACE! BAD MAN! BAD MAN!”
  47. >BIG MAN’s eye starts to twitch. that’s a bad thing. you feel sad for shadow but he should have behaved.
  48. >BIG MAN grabs shadow by the throat and slams him on The Table.
  49. >”OWIES! OWIES! NO HUWTY! PWEASE NO HUWTY POOPIE PWACE!”
  50. >BIG MAN takes Poundy Tool out of the drawer.
  51. >”Should have known you’d be trouble.”
  52. >BIG MAN starts beating shadow’s body with the Poundy Tool. shadow is screaming for help.
  53. >you hide under your blankee. you’re sad shadow is going away and you won’t have hugs at night.
  54. >BIG MAN beats shadow’s body a few more times and finally hits his head. shadow stops screaming and goes limp
  55. >BIG MAN tosses him in the trash can
  56. >prism is crying softly
  57.  
  58. >”Come on, Martini. At least you’re not a giant retard.”
  59. >special hugs for prism? she’s beautiful! you’re so happy!
  60. >BIG MAN takes you from your cage and puts you behind prism in the breeding nest. you give her hugs and rub your face against her pretty mane
  61. >”wha fwuffy doin?”
  62. >”gon give special hugs to pwism! have good feel!”
  63. >prism smells good. you nuzzle your face against the fluff near her special place.
  64. >”mawtini wuv pwism! pwism so pwetty! special hugs feewl good!”
  65. >prism still seems confused. she’s not much older than a foal and smaller than you.
  66. >”MARTINI! Stop messing around and do your thing!”
  67. >you obediently position yourself behind prism and put your happy thing inside her. she screams
  68. >”NO NO NO! no bad touch special pwace! no huwty!”
  69. >”Shut up, Prism!”
  70. >”pwism no like special hugs? mawtini wuv special hugs! feewl good!”
  71. >”NO NO NO! stop huwty pwism!”
  72. >”How the hell do these retards reproduce so fast when half of them don’t know how to screw?”
  73. >prism is trying to skitter away from you. her little feet are moving as quickly as then can
  74. >you don’t really know what to do, so you hold on as best you can, trying to put your happy thing inside her
  75. >BIG MAN is getting mad. he grabs prism by the neck and holds her head down on the ground. he grabs your bottom and pushes you deeper inside her
  76. >you feel the good feel and slide off. BIG MAN wipes you off with a warm towel. it feels nice
  77. >he puts you back in your cage and gives you three whole cookies!
  78. >you hide two of them for later under your blankie and lay on your back, munching on the third.
  79. >BIG MAN goes back over to prism. he starts smacking her bottom with his newspaper
  80. >”Don’t you EVER EVER do that again! You understand, shithead? Your job is to get fucked and crap out babies! Don’t you ever try to run again!”
  81. >prism doesn’t seem to understand BIG MAN. she just keeps crying.
  82. >BIG MAN finally picks her up and throws her in the cage with blueberry
  83. >”You cunts better make some good foals or I swear to god I’ll shove you down the garbage disposal.”
  84. >you watch while BIG MAN puts stripe and beauty together. they make special hugs and get nummies.
  85. >you feel sad that prism didn’t like your special hug.
  86. >wait! you just remembered you have two more cookies to eat!
  87. >you forget all about prism and eat your special cookie treats.
  88. >you’re such a happy fluffy pony
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