only imagine what Lucifer is like

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #714
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>Stolas is so inconceivably powerful he considers it perfectly safe that his wife is plotting assassinations ON HIM, IN FRONT OF HIM, with a guy confirmed to have weaponry that could off a goetic prince.
Fking hell, if he's this strong, I can only imagine what Lucifer is life.
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*Lucifer is LIKE, god fking damnit.
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Any attempted insurrection or coup is laughed off and called cute by him before he pushes their shit in with minimal effort
And to salt their wounded pride he keeps them alive and in power just to remind them of how little they matter
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>Any attempted insurrection or coup is laughed off and called cute by him before he pushes their shit in with minimal effort
This is especially funny and ironic consider it was Lucifer who masterminded the greatest coup in the universe.
He would see any coups against him as more of a game and a gag, than anything else.
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A game that he made
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Doubly ironic since God pushed Lucy's shit in without effort.
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I thought the more common version was that Michael kicked Lucy's ass while God just watched.
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>God thought the whole thing was hilarious
"Boys, boys, please! You're both pretty."
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>episode where Charlie meets uncle/aunt Michael and likes them more than her dad