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  1. Stalin:
  2. http://www.reddit.com/r/TagPro/comments/20735i/some_presuperball_trash_talk_for_the_scrubs/
  3. ALRIGHT MARBLE MADNESS IS TALKING SOME MAD SHIT, AND RIGHT NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANYBODY BUT MYSELF AND SAUNUKU IN THAT TRASH TALK THREAD LETTING THEM HAVE IT.
  4. WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT THEY HAVE THEIR TEAM UPVOTING ALL OF THEIR POSTS. WE NEED YOU GUYS TO GET OUR BACK AND TALK SOME MAD SHIT/ LET THE OTHERS KNOW STK IS THE BEST GODDAMN TEAM IN THE LAND.
  5. AND TO MARBLE MADNESS, LEARN TO ENJOY GETTING FUCKED BY A GANG OF MEN, BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN SUNDAY.
  6.  
  7. Spheroid
  8. I did a rap verse. Upvote train!
  9.  
  10. Stalin
  11. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT SPHEROID
  12.  
  13. Jesus:
  14. I did a verse.
  15.  
  16. Xolani2.0
  17. I WILL SHOW UP TO THE FINALS I SWEAR. I'm sorry for not showing up, but the schedule is shit. I live on the east coast, in South Carolina. They should adjust their schedules to those who live with EST. I can't play at 10 o'clock. I have a busy life.
  18.  
  19. Dino:
  20. We are all est too
  21.  
  22. G1nseng:
  23. We literally are all east coast..
  24.  
  25. G1nseng:
  26. xolani we have a practice tomorrow at 6pm est, hope u can make it.
  27.  
  28. Dino:
  29. Gin stop. Xolani I don't know what you're expecting after not showing up all season.
  30.  
  31. G1nseng
  32. wow dino u dont need to be so mean to him. sorry xolani I guess u cant practice with us tomorrow.
  33.  
  34. Xolani2.0
  35. So...no finals?
  36.  
  37. Dino:
  38. The finals are for the major league team which is only like 5 people.
  39.  
  40. Spheroid:
  41. pretty much, it's cancelled
  42.  
  43. Spheroid:
  44. Wait, Dino/Jesus/Gin/Stalin/Xolani
  45.  
  46. G1nseng:
  47. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv70h8EC1k1r058cd.jpg
  48.  
  49. Xolani2.0:
  50. I vow to show up. I already feel like shit for not showing up before. Makes me almost cry of guilt. I'll make massive efforts to help us out in the Superball.
  51.  
  52. G1nseng:
  53. http://images1.fanpop.com/images/quiz/3421_1212189629006_384_288.jpg
  54.  
  55. TheBob18:
  56. Who do you think we would take out of the lineup to put you in?
  57.  
  58. G1nseng:
  59. http://media.giphy.com/media/l3bwrFzIUMEM0/giphy.gif
  60.  
  61. G1nseng:
  62. http://www.olmblog.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/ccf36387d5_51be0e7b7eac25-69595928.jpg
  63.  
  64. G1nseng:
  65. http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24100000/Jim-and-Pam-jim-halpert-24137482-500-223.gif
  66.  
  67. G1nseng:
  68. http://24.media.tumblr.com/f110331d2957f5bcda3c581450173134/tumblr_mmwaoeTGXc1rvszrdo1_500.gif
  69.  
  70. Spheroid:
  71. And with that, Xolani's chances of finals play were crushed.
  72.  
  73. Xolani2.0:
  74. I really hate to make anyone feel left out, but it'd be best if I replaced the lowest-degree player. I'm 80 degrees, by the way. But don't replace the captain.
  75.  
  76. G1nseng:
  77. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21bhiTiDO1qmxcc6o3_250.gif
  78.  
  79. G1nseng:
  80. wat
  81. http://throughtwoblueeyes.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/7x25-7x26-search-committee-jim-halpert-22683202-1280-720.jpg
  82.  
  83. TheBob18:
  84. Um, degrees don't matter that much, there are many good players that don't play pubs that much.
  85.  
  86. G1nseng:
  87. we talkin bout degrees?
  88. degrees?
  89. http://24.media.tumblr.com/e02ed1138ca17adeabbd0c8a0399fc29/tumblr_mezndoi1Re1qmxcc6o1_r3_500.gif
  90.  
  91. Spheroid:
  92. http://mkerala.com/u/di/XMS2/insta017.gif
  93.  
  94. G1nseng:
  95. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yh8aoTGz1r7j1uoo1_500.gif
  96.  
  97. Xolani2.0
  98. And with that remark, the little remaining respect I had for you was crushed.
  99.  
  100. saunuku:
  101. http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad3215b54f0e9f29ae0bc06ec2f8ff6b/tumblr_mste2k1xcn1r6jza2o3_250.gif
  102.  
  103. Xolani2.0:
  104. And with that, the little shred of respect I had for you was crushed.
  105.  
  106. Curl:
  107. Xolani, I honestly cannot tell if you're trolling or just really don't understand this at all.
  108.  
  109. Spheroid:
  110. http://i.minus.com/ibzH1cP6qlIiIf.gif
  111.  
  112. G1nseng:
  113. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo4o0iJiyf1qzuopzo1_500.gif
  114.  
  115. Dino:
  116. Neither can I. Xolani, on the off chance that you're serious, the league is split up into 3 leagues, and certain people play in each league. Now that our mLTP and dLTP teams are knocked out, all that's left is the MLTP which consists of 5 players who have played, myself/ginseng/stalin/jesus/and saunuku.
  117.  
  118. Xolani
  119. I literally have no idea what the fuck is going on.
  120.  
  121. Curl:
  122. http://i.imgur.com/hztFWDT.png
  123.  
  124. G1nseng:
  125. http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/09/Jim-Halpert-The-Office.gif
  126.  
  127. Xolani2.0:
  128. If I knew how to connect through Mumble, I would have made more appearances and be in the lineup.
  129.  
  130. Spheroid:
  131. http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/derp-gif
  132.  
  133. TheBob18
  134. Well... Not exactly...
  135.  
  136. saunuku
  137. I thought the reason was the time zone. Also there's like 50 tutorials to mumble on the subreddit. I'm fairly certain I've seen you on there before.
  138.  
  139. Xolani2.0
  140. I had a feeling inside me when I was signing up, that something would go wrong.
  141.  
  142. G1nseng
  143. http://img.pandawhale.com/post-24587-I-hate-talking-to-people-gif-I-5DpK.gif
  144.  
  145. Curl
  146. To give even more perspective, only the first 12 people on this list for each team were actually picked. The rest were random selection, including you. Djcookie, jjpoole, bric and noobkin all got plenty of playing time on dLTP and mLTP because they showed up to practices and games and proved themselves good.
  147. Four of our better dLTP players played against three random pug players and Ginseng, one of our MLTP players. Ginseng won. The difference in skill level is enormous. I'm guessing you've played a lot of pubs? Any one of those dLTP players can and does regularly carry pub teams. You could come up against one of them in a pub and think them good. And four of them were beaten by essentially a single MLTP player.
  148. Degrees don't matter at all. Your individual score doesn't matter at all. All that matters is whether your team has more points at the end of the game. Degree and individual score have almost no correlation to winage once you get to above ~40 degrees. The second you start telling anyone who plays pugs or higher about your degrees and how you top scoreboard, they're going to ignore you.
  149. What went wrong was that you never showed up to any practices or games.
  150.  
  151. Spheroid
  152. http://www.imagesbuddy.com/images/90/2013/08/feel-my-pain-sad-quote.gif
  153.  
  154. TheBob18:
  155. Man, just a bad situation in general. How about this, we can meet up in the IRC sometime and I'll step by step instruct you on how to install mumble. I know you will probably (and by that, I mean I'm 99% sure) not get in the lineup for this Sunday, but I'm positive you can get drafted by someone else for season 5 if you start getting active on mumble. PM me or hop on the IRC and I can help you out.
  156.  
  157. saunuku:
  158. YA KEEP CHANGIN YA STORY
  159.  
  160. TheBob18:
  161. Read my message man, I can help you out. Maybe not for this Sunday, but for Next season.
  162.  
  163. Stalin:
  164. Did he seriously try and say he deserves to play over me in the Superball? Who the fuck does he think he is, LS?
  165.  
  166. Dino:
  167. tbh no, he has no idea about the structure of MLTP since he hasn't been here
  168.  
  169. saunukuL
  170. I see you have less degrees than me. I was not aware of this. I also have 22 dailies, and my mom says I'm good at tagpro. You playing has apparently been some sort of massive cock up. I play mid, I don't know who plays mid on the team, but I will be replacing them. Break it to them gently.
  171. I can't make practice, but I'll be there Sunday for the big game. Please schedule it for 3 am PST as this is the only time I can make it. I will create the Centra server group at 2:45 AM and post the link to the Skillzthatkillz subreddit, as mumble sucks.
  172. We are playing on Oval, I believe. I'll try to look at the map to see what it looks like. Is it the one in the shape of a V?
  173.  
  174. Stalin:
  175. And with that remark, the little remaining respect I had for you was crushed.
  176.  
  177. Stalin:
  178. And with that remark, the little remaining respect I had for you was crushed.
  179.  
  180. Stalin:
  181. And with that remark, the little remaining respect I had for you was crushed.
  182.  
  183. Stalin:
  184. And with that remark, the little remaining respect I had for you was crushed.
  185.  
  186. Stalin:
  187. And with that remark, the little remaining respect I had for you was crushed.
  188.  
  189. Xolani2.0:
  190. Yeah, sorry. If I'm even IN MLTP next season, I'll show up more often.> individual
  191.  
  192. Xolani2.0
  193. Thank you for the plan. I can connect to IRC, considering I do that 4 times a week.> on
  194.  
  195. Xolani2.0
  196. I'm actually going to try and win the dailies tomorrow. I went for the dailies before, but finished 3rd. Too bad this was before the top three/degree update. Got robbed by Debaucher and someone else I don't remember the name of. But I'm a Level 1 Donor.
  197.  
  198. Xolani2.0
  199. I made a verse as well, look in the comments for my dissing of FUCKING LAG and Felix.
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