50 Keys of Typos

CTA: alright, down adam, reighn it in
CTA: *reign
CTA: fuck spelling
CAA: *pats all of you*
CCG: Your keyboard is the devil.
CTA: yours activly tries to kill you
CCG: Shush.
CAA: They're both hellspawns.
CCG: It's just tempermental.
CTA: it hates you bro
CCG: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] sobs grossly --
CTA: YOURE IN AN ABUSIVE REALATIONSHIP WITH A KEYBOARD
CAA: At least it calls back! *shot*
CCG: IT'LL GET BETTER
CCG: OH FUCK
CURRENT adamsKeyboard [CAK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CG baby dont let TA tear us apart
CCG: BOARDY I'M SORRY
i love you i swear you kn ow i just get angry sometimes
CTA: GOD DAMN IT GUYS REALLY
CCG: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK
its for your own good bby
CTA: KEYBOARD I HATE YOU
TA you just dont understand our love
CTA: YOURE THE WORST KEYBOARD EVER
CG baby you cant let that guy talk like this about me
 /runs away, creating typos in its wake
CAK ceased responding to memo.
CAA: Adam's keyboard left.
CTG: oh no
CTA: how can he type now?
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] must now use SIGN LANGUAGE --
CTG: now hell never type again
CAA: Adam can't type now. DD8
CTA: well he still has the on screen keyboard
CCG: Muhahaha
CAA: Oh, true!

later, in #ooc_chat

Tasha: I love you guys so much I am laughing so hard shgfsdjfd
CTG: adamsKeyboard is the best thing ive ever RPed as
CCC: luv u 2 bb
CDT: Hm? Haha at our conversation . . .?
CCC: yes, 5 star performance
FCG: YOU BASTARD
FCG: YOU SICK BASTARD
CTG: AHAHAHA
-- CURRENT cuttlefishieCuller [CCC] stands and applauds --
CDT: 0 0 Whoa, what?
FCG: YOU LIIIED TO ME
FCG: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY KEYBOARD
FCG: BUT YOU
FCG: YOU WERE JUST A
Tasha: Different memo, DT.
-- FUTURE cancerGeneticist [FCG] DRAMATIC CLOSE UP --
FCG: ....bird...
Tasha: HAHHAHAAHAAAA
FCG: OH GOD DAMMIT
CURRENT adamsKeyboard [CAK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
shhhhh adam bby dont listen to that avian skank
CDT: I was sort of . . . confused . . . ? Still partially puzzled; this is my first time experimenting with the memo system here.
CCC: haha new to PC?
CTG: wow rude
CCC: avian skank
FCG: Oh hi, I'm Adam and possibly the ban of your existence!
CCC: ban
FCG: ....
CTG: accurate
FCG: bane.
CCC: more accurate than you'd think
FCG: Shh
no bby you know you meant to type ban
CCC: oh shit
FCG: FUCKING KEYUYJGUBNHJ
CCC: dad's awake
FCG: Oh hell
Tasha: Omg.
CCC: i have to go right now
CCC: bye
CCC ceased responding to memo.
FCG: be safe
CTG: bye!@!
CDT: Oǩay
CDT: Farewell
Tasha: *paps AK*
(✿❛◡❛)
FCG: WHY
because
i love you
Tasha: Should I accept the apology?
FCG: I say yeah so I can stop looking at his half assed sentences and shitty excuses.
CDT: Well, this has been a divinely interesting exploration; good night, everyone.
FCG: Sleep well
CDT: Or good day, or good morning.
FCG: punch a dream moose.
CDT: Thanǩ you. I certainly shall punch the moose in dreams.
FCG: Good.
CDT ceased responding to memo.
FCG: Well they seemed tolerable!
(◡v◡✿)
Tasha: I like them.
FUU: wh
They're nice.
FUU: that face
FUU: jggjsdh
"(◡‿◡✿)" has a character that doesnt work on pesterchum so i have to replace it
would (◡u◡✿) be better
FUU: njdhsdg
FUU: the mouth is so HUGE
(✿⊙ ◡ ⊙)
i know where you live fucker
FCG: BOARDY NO
(✿❛◡❛) IM CALM I SWEAR
Tasha: Oh my god dying.
Tasha: *hugs adamsKeyboard*
CAA ceased responding to memo.
/would return the hug BUT IT IS JUST A KEYBOARD
FCG: Haha
FCG: that thinkClearly person blocked me.
FUU: you were not thinkng cleailytyt
knee them in the balls
(✿☉ ◡ ☉)
Tasha: Lemme check something.
CCG: Dang it phone start charging, its 2am
Tasha: Different ips.
you phone doesnt love you like i do
your*
Tasha: Oh em gee.
Tasha: Keyboard.
Tasha: Are you cheating on Adam??
Tasha: HOW COULD YOU.
>8O
Tasha: HOW DARE YOU
where are you getting these baseless accusations
Tasha: HOW COULD YOU LOVE ANOTHER PERSON.
adam is the one flouncing about with OTHER ELECTRONICS
but its ok im not jealous
(✿❛◡❛)
Tasha: "Your phone doesn't love you like I do."
Tasha: HOW COULD YOU.
that what
Tasha: HE TRUSTED YOU.
im saying his phone doesnt love him as much as i love him
REREAD IT GURL
Tasha: EXACTLY.
Tasha: (Slowly dying)
(✿☉◡☉) I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON MY BBY
Tasha: MEANING YOU LOVE /THEM/ AND NOT /ADAM/
what no
Tasha: YOU SHOT HIM DOWN MATE.
Tasha: YOU SHOT. HIM. DOWN.
i never said i loved anyone but adam
OH WAIT
THATS A DIFFERENT CG
Tasha: YOU JUST SAID YOU LOVED ANOTHER CG
GODDAMMIT
YOU TRICKED ME
YOU FUCKERS
Tasha: OH SNAP
YOU KNOW I DONT HAVE EYES
DO YOU EVERN KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO READ
Tasha: I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
Tasha: TELL THE OTHER CG THE TRUTH.
CARCIO
I COULD NEVER LOVE YOU
CCG: What?
I ONLY HAVE KEYS
FOR ADAM
Tasha: STOP LEADING HIM ON, KEYBOARD.
CCG: I am very lost and confused
CCG: And tired.
Tasha: TELL THE OTHER CG THEN.
Tasha: HE'S RIGHT THERE.
I JUST DID
Tasha: KEYBOARD U A PIMP.
NO IT WAS A MISTAKE
I DONT HAVE EYES
CCG: Adam, I tried to make my phone charge but it is lamer than tavros, no that sucks
ALL I SAW WAS CG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS MY SWEET BBY ADAM
Tasha: THAT'S NO EXCUSE
CCG: Watch kqm for me again?
Tasha: SLENDERMAN CAN TELL THEM APART AND HE HAS NO FACE.
CCG: Ugh, tasha and AK whom I shall assume is also tasha
CCG: PLZ STOP.
bitch pls im adams keyboard
CCG: Jack Black stop even.
ur b&
CCG: Thank you adam.
Tasha: I'm not AK, actually.
Tasha: Black isn't my colour.
CCG: Wow, that is a shitty twist.
/touches Adam's face fondly with qwerty keys
CCG: And AK is olive green like you.
Tasha: ... What?
FCG: 
Tasha: How, they aren't using a colourcode.
Tasha: AK STOP BEING CREEPY
IM NOT CREEPY IVE JUST BEEN DRINKING /waves around wineglass full of pomegranate italian soda
Tasha: TAKE YOUR UNDYING LOVE AFFAIR OUTSIDE THIS MEMO.
YOURE JUST JEALOUS OF MINE AND ADAMS BEAUTIFUL LOVE
CCG ceased responding to memo.
FUU: ?
Tasha: WHY WOULD I BE?
/splashes drink on keys
because you want him all to yourself!! >8(
Tasha: OH YES. I DO WANT MY ADOPTED OLDER BROTHER TO MYSELF.
YOU SICKPO
Tasha: (Yes I adopted you, shh.)
Tasha: ... Sick po?
SICKO*******
Tasha: THAT POOR TELETUBBIE.
Tasha: SAYS THE DRUNK CREEPER
ADAM HOW COULD YOU LET HER TALK TO ME LIKE THIS
ABLOO BLOO BLOO
Tasha: CAN'T BE TAMED.
/runs away sobbing, leaving amilion tpypos in iyts wakle
CAK ceased responding to memo.
Tasha: Aaaaaahahahaha.
CTG: oh no now adam will have to use the onscreen keyboard again
Tasha: I'm dying.
CTG: probably better than that keyboard though, what with it being sticky with all that soda
Tasha: It was drunk.
CTG: probably frying its circuits too
Tasha: The keyboard.
CTG: no wonder it typos so much
Tasha: Was.
Tasha: Drunk.
Tasha: KEYBOARD!ROXY
Tasha: *SHOT*
Tasha: *STABBED*
PAST insaneGenius [PIG] 1 MINUTE AGO responded to memo.
PIG: pffft
CTG: adam is so brave, putting up with such an emotionally manipulative drunk
Tasha: *MURDERED*
FCG: I
FCG: ICAN'T
Tasha: Oh shit I broke Adam by talking to a drunk keyboard.
CTG: poor adam
Tasha: I'M SORRY DD8