bitchiest roxy

-- CURRENT luckyClover [CLC] takes all the water out of the pool and splashes it at Dave --
?TG: NGHGHLL
CGG: wooo!
-- ??? turntweetGodsprite [?TG] is just going to lay on the floor and be a soggy bird --
CGG: ....
CGG: come oooooon dave!
-- CURRENT luckyClover [CLC] flicks a giant bubble at Dave that explodes on impact --
-- ??? turntweetGodsprite [?TG] is still laying on the floor, being all soggy --
?TG: muh
CLC: Wake up
CGG: .....
?TG: scold in here
-- CURRENT gardenGnostic [CGG] sighs --
CGG: get up so you can dry off
CLC: Seriously
-- ??? turntweetGodsprite [?TG] sits up, wings limp on the floor --
?TG: do you even know how long it takes to dry your feathers when you aint a waterfowl
CGG: ....
CSR: HOW LONG?
?TG: a long ass time
-- CURRENT gardenGnostic [CGG] use sthe flashy green thing to appearify a hair dryer --
CLC: It's your fault you made us make you wet
CGG: .... will this help?
?TG: no its your fault you threw water on me
?TG: i didnt make you do shit
CLC: I was told to do it
?TG: last i checked you volunteered
CGG: Dx oh god no fighting!
CLC: Well....I did....
CSR: I WOULD HAVE TO INTERVENE IF VIOLENCE BROKE OUT
?TG: you threw a shitload of water at me because you felt like it because i wouldnt wake up when thats really none of your business
-- CURRENT turntechGodfeather [CTG] yaaaaawns --
CLC: Well it's my business now
CGG: ..... im sorry ;~;
?TG: it was never your business
CGG: please dont fight!
?TG: and it still aint
?TG: just leave me the fuck alone
-- ??? turntweetGodsprite [?TG] is kinda miffed even though he's not outright saying it --
CGG: d-dave D: im sorry!
CLC: Gesh fine
-- CURRENT turntechGodfeather [CTG] grumbled, trying to curl up again. And then he's just on the floor again. --
CTG: ....
-- ??? turntweetGodsprite [?TG] shivers, arms crossed. His feathers would be ruffled but they're too soaked. --
CTG: davesprite, calmeth thine teats. you friends woke you up in a silly way.
-- CURRENT luckyClover [CLC] sigh --
CTG: go to th bathroom and towel off
-- CURRENT gardenGnostic [CGG] holds a towel out to dave --
-- CURRENT deathsChemist [CDC] gets a quiet hairdryer out and tries to drive dave off --
CGG: im sorry dave... ):
CTG: get a blow dryer and dry off.
CTG: you should know
CTG: im just going to stay on the floor
CLC: Sorry man.....
CTG: this isn;t the end of the world.
CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CML: Hello darlings!~
CDC: mii wörld's alreadii ended
CDC: hi there ölder röse
CTG: nope. it was triggered by a bunch a kids playing a game.
CDC: ölder röxii*
CLC: The end of the world is not coming anytime soon Dave
-- CURRENT deathsChemist [CDC] is derping today --
CTG: hey mom!
CLC: Hello....err new older friend!
?TG: hi mom
CML: ... What's wrong with Davey?
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] instant worry --
CTG: he's being cranky.
CTG: apparently got his ass soaked
CTG: he got wet and is being cranky.
CML: Okay, what ACTUALLY happened.
-- CURRENT gardenGnostic [CGG] is sulking in the guilty corner --
CLC: Ugh.........
-- CURRENT turntechGodfeather [CTG] rolled over, opting to just scoot under the beanbag this time and lay with it on his back. --
-- CURRENT luckyClover [CLC] sulks in the other guilty corner --
CTG: ...
CTG: jade tried to wake him up but he kept going back to sleep so they tossed him in the pool
?TG: got a shitload of water on me because i didnt feel like waking up yet
?TG: apparently thats grounds for punishment via pool
CDC: i've göt half a mind tö cull that fucking cunt.
CML: That is incredibly rude! People need sleep!
CGG: ;;~;;
CTG: it was a joke, dave. calm thine teats. they meant no harm nor offense
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] wraps Davey in a towel --
CLC: TT_TT
?TG: i dont even have teats
CTG: hah
?TG: sburb stole my nipples
CTG: really? because they seem to be flying about like angry hornets to me
?TG: youd be pissed too if you were all comfy cozy only to be dragged out and soaked to the bone
?TG: especially if you had feathers
CTG: i could understand that
CTG: but thats never happened to me
-- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgician [CTG] shrugs. --
CTG: heh
CTG: i'd get over it pretty quick though.
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] sits next to the now towel-covered Davey --
CML: Are you okay?
?TG: i guess
?TG: and we cant all be you roxy
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] hugs Davey --
CTG: i guess i figured out there are worse things in the world then my friends wanting to have fun with me.
-- CURRENT turntechGodfeather [CTG] has fallen asleep with the beanbag on his back, and is likely drooling on the floor. --
-- CURRENT luckyClover [CLC] it must be nice to have a mom --
?TG: if youre seriously going to use a starving kids in africa equivalent strawman argument then this convo is done
CTG: what? no i meant mor along the lines of growing up more or less alone.
CTG: without friends around.
?TG: so youre the starving kid in africa ok
?TG: if i cant be pissed about being dunked in water against my will when i was taking my time with waking up then what the fuck ever
-- ??? turntweetGodsprite [?TG] turns on the anti-grav and floats off to the kitchen --
-- CURRENT turntechGodfeather [CTG] just going to continue drooling on the floor here --
CTG: it happened one time and they didn't mean to hurt you or anything dave. i'm just saying yeah you can be angry but you're blowing it out of proportion.
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] Sighs --
-- CURRENT luckyClover [CLC] sigh of shame --
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] plops onto the couch --
CGG: ;~; hes so mad...
CTG: mmnn...
CTG: he's making you feel guiltier than he should.
CLC: Ikr..... TT_TT
CTG: i mean it's like he never watched any freaking summer movie ever made where they always dump a sleeping friend into the lake or something.
-- ??? turntweetGodsprite [?TG] newsflash- life aint like the movies --
CTG: it's something that has to happen to you at least once in your life.
-- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgician [CTG] nesflash you're being a dick --
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] Newsflash: Stfu both of you. --
-- ??? turntweetGodsprite [?TG] newsflash im not being a dick :) if youre really going to expect someone to not be pissed about this kinda thing youre really detatched from reality --
CDC: ökaii, böth öf iiöu please calm iiöur tits, ör chest feathers ör whatever. please?
-- CURRENT turntechGodfeather [CTG] rolled just enough so that the beanbag would fall off of his back, before pulling himself up onto his knees, flapping his wings a bit to help him get to his feet. Aaaand stretching. --
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] Newsflash: Stop the newsflashes. --
CTG: mmmph... sleeping on the floor is definately worse than rolling off of that thing
CTG: stick to the piles for sleep.
CTG: its the natural course of things.
-- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgician [CTG]  --
CTG: i was trying to sleep on the beanbag chair you idiot
CTG: i know
CTG: who even does that?
CTG: i do
CTG: so fuck you
CTG: is it dave be an asshole and overeact to everything day?
CTG: because i really didn't get the memo.
CTG: no but apparently its roxy or whatever the fuck your name is be a douche day because you just seem to be continuously acting like one
CTG: i'm kindda getting sick of the striders around me lately so i think i'm just gonna go.
CTG ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT turntechGodfeather [CTG] tumut --
CURRENT gallowsCa1ibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: WOW RUD3 D4V3
-- CURRENT luckyClover [CLC] making orange juice --
CTG: hey did you just decide to show up
CGC: NO 1V3 B33N H3R3 1 JUST H4PP3N3D TO W4K3 UP
CTG: well i guess you werent around to see them just acting like a stuck up ass then
CTG: i wasnt even over reacting they just assumed i was and got all defensive and shit
CURRENT gallowCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: ....
FUTURE gallowsCa1ibrator [FGC] 4:13 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FGC: 1 C4N SCROLL UP D4V3
FGC: 4ND H1 OTH3R M3
CGC: >:?
CGC: WO4H
CTG: well then you should know