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Gethsemane

Puberty MGE

Aug 30th, 2019
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  1. Is it possible to survive as the only boy in a monstergirl classroom when puberty hits all of your classmates at the same exact time?
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  3. >Come back from summer break excited to see all of your friends again...but they're all acting strangely.
  4. >Unicorn who sits next to you no longer talks to you before or after class. She stares straight forward at all times and backs away if you get too close to her, as if she's afraid of touching you.
  5. >Anubis used to be really friendly towards you but now she seems to hold you up to much higher standards than anyone else in the class. Always claims you're breaking rules or that you can't do anything on your own, insists on 'helping you' (which basically translates to her berating you while doing all of your work while stealing grabs on your wrists and shoulders).
  6. >Mouse quadruplets just stare at you a lot and then huddle up to giggle and gossip
  7. >Oni bully who used to steal your lunch money and noogie you on the playground hovers around you frequently and has become strangely overprotective. Uses her body as a shield to protect you from splashing puddles and yells at any of the girls who try to crowd around you. Any time you try to thank her she avoids eye contact, stammers, and calls you stupid...but not in the really man way she used to.
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  9. >Oni bully has had a crush on you the entire time
  10. >Her sudden change of attitude wasn't in response to her hitting puberty, but as a result of realizing everyone else in the class hit it
  11. >"I am the only force of good in this class that can protect him", she thinks.
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  13. >Valentine's Day
  14. >Gets absolutely inundated with chocolate and gifts. It's a 10-hour circus and you're in the middle.
  15. >Anubis made a surprisingly detailed little chocolate pyramid (even has a trap door at the bottom with a tiny cream cheese mummy inside).
  16. >The mice all agreed they wouldn't one-up each other so all of their giftbags look identical, but each one snuck something extra into hers without telling her sisters.
  17. >Oni just tosses you what looked like a tiger-skin sack filled with what could've been homemade chocolate animal cookies but they're burned at the edges and sadly misshaped. There's a crispy bear with five legs, a charred-black tiger, something that would've looked like a gorilla in a kinder world, and a few snakes (which look okay but are only half-baked in the middle). Also she says you have to give the sack back later because it's her mom's and she'll get in trouble if she finds out.
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  19. >Get worried that Unicorn-chan is hurting or sad
  20. >One day out of nowhere give her a big hug and let her know that I'll always be there for her
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  22. If she has a crush on you she'll be frozen in shock while the rest of the class stares and collectively decides that Unicorn-chan is a priority 1 threat.
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