You are Bobby Petrino, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch
 of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells
 you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see orcs attacking
 from the north and south. The king has been killed.

"Run!" you shout to your servant. "We must get out of here"
> Invent submarine

You grab your pocket watch and quickly write down the time on it. You then take
 a deep breath and start to swim towards the ocean. Your servant follows you
 as fast as he can. He looks at his master and smiles.

> Swim to Oakland

You swim towards the bay area. It's still dark so you don't know where you are
 going but you hope to find a boat. Suddenly you hear something behind you. You
 turn around and see an orc holding a spear. He aims for your head and shoots
> Sing the Star-Spangled Banner

You begin to sing the national anthem. The orcs cheer and clap along with you.
 Then suddenly they all stop. They look at each other and then back at you.
"What did you do?" one asks.

> "I invented the submarine!"


"Really? That was pretty clever".
"Yeah, I guess".
"Well, good luck".
"Thanks".
"Goodbye, sir".
The orc turns away and walks off into the darkness. You continue singing the
 national anthem
> Pat self on back for a job well done

You feel really great about yourself for inventing the submarine. You also feel
 like you've accomplished something big. You walk out of the water and make your
 way home.

Later that night you go to bed and fall asleep. When you wake up you realize
 you're not feeling very well
> Comfort myself by thinking about how I invented the submarine.

You sit up and try to remember what happened last night. You think about how
 you came up with the idea and how you were able to convince the orcs to help
 you. You get some sleep again and the next day you finally finish building the
 submarine.
It works
> Sing the submarine song to celebrate.

You sing the submarine song to yourself. You feel really happy about everything.
 You walk outside and enjoy the sun. You notice that there is another boat nearby.
 It seems like this whole thing has been a huge success!
You walk over to it and hop onto it
> Check the boat for women

You jump aboard the boat and begin swimming towards the shoreline. You swim until
 you reach the shore and then you walk back to the house.
> Check the house for women

You walk inside the house and see that there are several women sitting around
 watching TV. You recognize them from the newspaper article you read earlier
 today. They seem to be quite surprised to see you here.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" one of them asks
> "I am Bobby Petrino, inventor of the submarine.  This is my house!"


"Oh, okay. Well, I'm glad you're here. We haven't seen any men like you around
 here before. How old are you?"
"Um... I'm twenty-five..".

> "Would you ladies like to be my harem?"


They all laugh and agree. You decide to call it a night and head back to your
 room.
> Invite the harem to bed

You tell the women to come to your room and they happily accept. You lay down
 on your bed and close your eyes. You soon drift off to sleep