You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like memes.

Stranger: hi

You: Hello.

Stranger: truth or dare

You: Truth, i guess.

Stranger: most embarrassing moment

You: Uh... Falling face first into dog shit back in highschool after being tripped.

You: Truth or dare, feller?

Stranger: truth

Stranger: omg that sucks so bad

You: That truly did. the smell was awful. ANYWAY. Biggest fear?

Stranger: hmmm idk

Stranger: isolation and dying alone ig

You: Oh. Hello there, me.

You: How have I been?

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: im not actually you im just you in another body

You: I think that's universally the biggest fear for anyone at this point.

Stranger: yeah especially at my age

You: 18 to 25, I'm assuming?

Stranger: 16

You: Wasn't expecting that one. Lol

Stranger: oh y not

You: Whatever you do, do not go on the Video section of Omegle.

Stranger: dude video is fun lol

You: Well. Considering how I've been around Omegle for a while it's hard to find a teenager with a functional brain.

You: It is usually this nonsense of "Kiq for ratings" or "ASL?"

Stranger: oh right lol how old r u then

You: 24

Stranger: or "truth or dare" lol

Stranger: oh dang thats old

You: I'm ancient by Omegle standa-

You: How rude.

Stranger: oops lol

You: I dare you to take that back. lol

Stranger: done i take it back

You: Wasn't really necessary because, well, i don't really mind that. But thank you. xD

Stranger: t or d

You: Dare, I guess. Truth's been overused already.

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: dare u to scream out the window

You: Dare me to do something I do almost daily. Sure.

Stranger: ok fine dare u to flash out the window

You: You ain't really bringing anything new to the table here, friend. Lol.

You: Done and done.

You: Truth or dare, kiddo?

Stranger: dare

You: Hmmm...

You: I dare you to quickly make an auto biography of yourself here. Detailed.

Stranger: omfg

Stranger: why

You: Gotta bring something new to the table. Lmao

Stranger: im jeff, i am 16 i am from england i like music i play some music i like reading but i dont do enough of it i like films

You: Not a long one because I'm sure you dislike typing a lot. Everyone does.

You: There you have it.

You: Wasn't too bad, was it?

Stranger: i suppose

Stranger: t or d

You: Dare, "MyName'sJeff"

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: hmm i dare u to umm slap ur face

You: Morning habits at noon. Done.

You: Truth or dare.

Stranger: dare

You: I dare you to tell me exactly what is it that you expect from this chat/omegle chats.

Stranger: idk just to play t or d

You: That much i gathered. But to what point?

Stranger: eh idk as far as u like

You: I can live with that.

Stranger: t or d

You: Truth.

Stranger: what colour underwear r u wearing lmao

You: Skin colour. It's simply skin.

You: Truth or dare?

Stranger: oh my

Stranger: truth

You: You weren't really being honest with your previous answer, were you?

Stranger: no ha sorry

Stranger: forgive me?

You: Life's too short to hold grudges. though, if we're doing this, I expect honesty. Can you do that?

Stranger: doing what? truth or dare? yeah i can be honest. and my name isnt jeff if u havent guessed

You: Oh trust me. Not one of us is surprised. Lol

You: Back to it, now.

Stranger: my turn

You: Go right ahead, friend.

Stranger: t orr d

You: Truth.

Stranger: what colour bra?

You: I like the black ones.

You: Truth or dare?

Stranger: dare

Stranger: i meant what colour r u wearing lmao

You: I'm not wearing one. ANYWAY.

Stranger: oooh my no panties no bra

You: I dare you not to ask anything for your own personal pleasure.

Stranger: what :( that sucks

You: Took out the point of this questionnaire?

You: Lol

Stranger: yeah :(

Stranger: t or d

You: Dare.

Stranger: dare u to moan loudly out of the window

You: When I said you're not bringing anything new to the table, I wasn't kidding.

You: Done.

You: Truth or dare?

Stranger: finne fine ill think of something good next time

Stranger: truth

You: Is it true... You are trying to get off from a chat with a random stranger?

Stranger: um maybe

You: No such thing as maybe. Yes or no?

Stranger: yes the

Stranger: then*

You: Not unexpected.

You: Carry on.

You: No?

You: Well. Everyone needs their little dose of disappointment in their day every now and then. Let me disappoint you, then. There's a reason I'm not wearing a bra or panties. Well I'm a 6'7" FT tall dude. You thought it was a woman, but it was I. DIO.

Stranger has disconnected.