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Are We There Yet Times Five, Meloetta?

Oct 28th, 2015
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  1. It was a slow day for Pikachu and friends as they were walking through a wild, tropical route in the middle of the Hoenn region. Aria Meloetta was being obnoxious, as usual.
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  3. Meloetta: Are we there yet?
  4.  
  5. Pikachu: No.
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  7. Meloetta's stomach growled, prompting her to ask again.
  8.  
  9. Meloetta: ...how about now? Are we there yet?
  10.  
  11. Buneary: Not yet.
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  13. Meloetta farted as she stretched her arms out, with the day switching from the morning to the afternoon.
  14.  
  15. Meloetta: So... Are we there yet?
  16.  
  17. Piplup: Nope.
  18.  
  19. Meloetta burped as she scratched her butt, with the afternoon becoming the evening as the group of five Pokemon were still walking.
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  21. Meloetta: Please tell me... Are we there yet?
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  23. Meowth: (groans) Please tell me you're not going to be doing this for the rest of the night...
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  25. Meloetta's stomach grumbled simutaneously with her burping and farting in unison, causing the four Pokemon to all groan as they were getting annoyed at Meloetta, with the evening now becoming the night.
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  27. Meloetta: Okay, one last time... Are we there yet?
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  29. Pikachu, Buneary, Piplup, and Meowth then all began to beat the shit out of Meloetta.
  30.  
  31. And that's why you don't act obnoxious on a trip.
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