The13Life Story
The Biography of The13reviewer
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I am the god. I am the legendary. I used to suck so much at the game (for a competitive player) in September, I acted like 1:59 in Royal raceway was a good accomplishment lol. We were all noobs back in the miiverse days, but I know im awesome. The11reviewer was when I first started the whole age reviewer thing. I never got to see the original one, Avgn thinks it is stupid to release the sequel after the first one. Probably because they assumed the 13 meant age, and they think age is personal information, and that shouldn't be in miiverse. Well, now they wont know how I, the legend, began.

Jacob, you listened to what I said in miiverse so my first ever miiverse account's nnid is The11reviewer. My mii was so ugly, well, I didn't have any nicknames before then. Im trying to get to your first miiverse post, but I cant because of all of these stupid smash bros meme posts. L.Jackson which is NOT A MEME. "DID I DO IT!? SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB!" That is obviously miiverse language. I am starting to like you again, you are going to your old sense of humor that I like.

I don't know if anyone was here at this time, I think Bryce might've, but remember that time in I think an electrodrome time trial post in like August or September, and Sinuous came and everyone thought he was famous for having a wr? And Axel asked things like why don't you use mach 8 slick for every course And I asked if it was faster to hop straight on a straightway without a boost? Yeah, that was before I learned demon sliding. I probably have the most followers out of anyone here other than Bryce.

Miiverse and youtube were my first communication sites. twitch is good, but I didn't get it until a few months ago. Im looking at all of you August and earlier miiverse posts, oh the memories. When was your first post made so I can have an idea of how close I am to getting to it? So I actually started miiverse before you, Bryce. When miiverse first opened, was it good? They are going to remove the activity feed of miiverse which was like the best part about miiverse. Basically the update is good other than the last 2 things it mentioned, which makes miiverse worse than it already was.

A miiverse post.. I remember it, I forgot who posted it, I think Zander did. Anyone remember Zander, he was a cool person? Why did you want to know, are you going to say something about me to him? We now have Jor10 and Savannah in here, I was waiting for you to come. But Jordan, don't leave the chat, the next time anyone spams here, they will get a spanking. Mancity, come to my house right now.. And you to Mike. You failed your war trial you got 2 points.

Im going to be given another shot to be trialed for double edge yay. I will go for 40 because I suck at the classic controller, but I'm getting a new gamepad charger tomorrow, so I should play better by then. I probably wouldn't pass the trial for Zy, im probably div. 4 skill. Double edge is letting me do a retrial tomorrow because they like my time trials, so im happy about that. They seem like a good clan, my only problem would have to be with time zones. Holy c, I was invited to the mp chat,team Australia, and qnt, in one night.

But I really was in the mp chat, now I'm removed, All good things come to an end. Do you want proof that I was really in it? NATO BROUGHT ME BACK TO THE CHAT OH YEAH BABY!! ♫ YOU GOT ME IN CHAINS!!! YOU GOT ME IN CHAINS FOR THIS LOVE!!! I WOULDNT CHANGE!!! I WOULDNT CHANGE THIS LOVE!! ♫ I'm back B word! Dang it, I didn't get to see what he said. I don't have an iPhone so rip. He said I shouldn't be there because I am american. Well, I'm probably immediately get removed. it wont end.

Well, since I am Nato, do you want to be invited to Mp, we would love to have you? Also, it turns out the double edge's roster is full, so rip about that. But are you really never going to war for this clan again? That would be disappointing to me since this is the only clan where I can war with all of you here. Jordan, I dare you to put me in the Zy chat and see how long it takes for someone to leave. Well, you were added to that chat after I said that to him, similar how you missed a lot of mems in this chat because you were added later than us.

Pyrus, did you get kicked from Fatal aces for adding me? I remember this person on miiverse claimed to me that he is blake (the Sc one even though Sc wasn't made at the time), but then she claimed to just be a troll. Mike and Joseph are making a miiverse clan lol. Oh wait, this isn't mkwii? He never said anything that it cant be from mk8. If things go well, can I be an actual social member for the clan? Also, I was added to the team Usa chat. For some reason my emojis are tiny now in the section where I click them to be in a message.

Once I saw the title of the video, I clicked the exit window button right away so I didn't see the video. I don't want to click a link and then see kim jong un's death picture, which is what I consider to be the scariest thing I have ever seen in a movie. When me and my parents watched that movie on a computer since the movie was banned in theaters), I ran away at the scene where kim was killed, because I remember the fear I had of the picture I saw of it, a few weeks before the movie came out. That is the first R movie I saw other than Terrorvision, which I don't even consider to be R. Home is a movie that I am shocked that the mpaa rated Pg. So you cant see home? Very funae. If we do this clan will be dead.

Jacob's real name is Lebron and his last name is James. I thought he said this chat is fun, but I had to not look at the very sexual scenes in it. Jacob, look at what I told you on miiverse; I have the most interesting story of all time. People say that I have a very good LeBron James meme voice. I wouldn't say that because I don't know what waifu means. I probably have a Z- ranking in splatoon, Z minus, Worse than a Z. It is a mem, but not a meme. If I said it is the worst remix ever, you would say the opposite.

I bet Pyrus's real name is Bob,Bobby,or a new name I made up, Bobathon. Pyrus, do NOT comment in that post saying that your irl name is Bobathon. I thought Brendan was a girl name but then I found out it wasnt. Lets just invite him for 1 minute then remove him. But if I made it up just now, his parents wouldn't of been able to name him that back then and we don't have chat powers, then of course I would get removed after someone left. Ok, I'm at camp now, I will be back later, bye.

Signed,
Same L.Jackson -13reviewer/*insert real name here* 2k15