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- [2:35] IronMaiden404: i missed like all of the 1v1 shit from the last day, did bjerglift win?
- [2:35] Furry Peaches: uh
- no
- they shit
- wait wtf
- they on opposite rteams
- teams*
- its doublemad faggot
- [2:36] IronMaiden404: wait
- who was it then?
- [2:36] Furry Peaches: lifelift
- [2:36] IronMaiden404: was it bjergsen and diamond?
- [2:36] Furry Peaches: ye
- fire vs ice
- annie brand vs kennen varus
- [2:36] IronMaiden404: yeah im an idiot
- [2:36] Furry Peaches: double arctic ops skins
- [2:36] IronMaiden404: LOL
- [2:36] Furry Peaches: casters were dissing madlift
- [2:36] IronMaiden404: kennen varus best synergy NA
- [2:36] Furry Peaches: like "wtf no ice"
- "fucking pussies facing fire and you dont go ice"
- then they get in game
- and you see in their eyes
- OH SHIT
- lel the skins
- casters retarded
- they never called out thgeir mistake
- [2:37] IronMaiden404: was it deman who was talking shit?
- [2:37] Furry Peaches: just cried internally
- uhh
- joe "joe "don't call me "joe "joe miller" miller" miller" miller
- [2:37] IronMaiden404: cause if so, that guy has no room to talk shit lol
- [2:38] Furry Peaches: and phreak
- [2:38] IronMaiden404: aww come on phreak
- [2:38] Furry Peaches: and qu1ksh0t
- [2:38] IronMaiden404: you share the same name as qu1ckh0t, how does that feel?
- [2:38] Furry Peaches: i liek
- he okay
- can talk a lot
- few awkward pauses
- he always saves
- i think is smart man
- sexcee naem
- [2:38] IronMaiden404: his face tho, its veryy punchable
- [2:38] Furry Peaches: pls no
- le sexcee
- unlike le joe "joe "don't call me "joe "joe miller" miller" miller" miller
- no sexceeeeeee faec
- [2:39] IronMaiden404: those pimple scars? those facial peircings? plz
- [2:39] Furry Peaches: is le one
- one piercerino
- pls no h9
- on my m9
- [2:39] IronMaiden404: i will, i have my right
- [2:39] Furry Peaches: from le austria :^)
- neways
- casters are dumdum
- but
- feedfeed sucked cock
- madkorean like wtf
- feedfeed
- "feedfeed why feed?"
- [2:40] IronMaiden404: doubleshit didnt impress lets say that much
- [2:40] Furry Peaches: feedfeed sez
- "but madkorean"
- "i cannot make rotations here"
- "monte will take another testicle"
- [2:41] IronMaiden404: rotations *leMonteFaec*
- [2:41] Furry Peaches: "fuck howling abyss"
- then madkorean
- was
- liek
- feedfeed
- no
- i will quote
- "feedfeed"
- "my nigger"
- "why"
- "do you not suck my dick"
- feedfeed then did cri
- a large tear
- with 746 stacks
- as it feel to the ground
- >feel to the ground
- >mfw unintentional joke
- and feedfeed sez
- [2:42] IronMaiden404: HE TOOK IT, AND THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOOUND
- [2:42] Furry Peaches: "madkorean"
- "i always wanted to..."
- "suck your dick"
- and then feedfeed got on 1 kne
- and twitch chat was like
- wtf 1 kne
- how can there be if there's only two chaoxs in leagues
- and 420 people in the regi's genja's eyebrow
- [2:43] IronMaiden404: isnt balls like chaox's shorter clone?
- [2:44] Furry Peaches: balls is chaox daddy
- now sh
- [2:44] IronMaiden404: and better
- [2:44] Furry Peaches: story tiem
- [2:44] IronMaiden404: ok dadi
- [2:44] Furry Peaches: so
- feedfeed on 1 kne
- madkorean look down
- and feedfeed immediately locks in varus
- he then took madkorean's piercing arrow
- and put in his mouf
- trick2g then fell from sky
- and was like
- 2damouf
- and with the final piercing arrow cast
- pls remember tear from earlier
- feedfeed di get 750 stack
- and was likle
- whoa
- 750 stack
- SUDDENLY
- SERAPH
- THE NEW KOREA MAN PLAYER
- FOR CLG
- APPEARED
- AND HUGGED FEEDFEED
- WHOA
- [2:46] : casters ran out
- and was like
- wow
- 750 stacks
- and feedfeed get
- SERAPH'S EMBRACE
- [2:46] IronMaiden404: fuck you
- [2:46] Furry Peaches: >mfw
- :^)
- And that's the story of what happened at allstars 2v2.
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