In the park of Buttes-Chaumont a 5-years-old cyclist
Is going to have his a big event

Encouraged by his father and his mother
He's going to bike like the older kids

He grabs his handlebars
Let's go for the big thrill

Without the small wheels that stabilize
He will have to improvise

Our acrobat
Starts off on the track

He falls
Ouch... He falls again

Palms inlaid with gravel
It hurts and it stings

It's especially frustrating
To fall in front of a public

He will not put back the little wheels
It would be worse than anything

Beware! he straddles on his racing car
And here we go again for the daring ride

First knock on the pedal
He topples and then collapses

It can't do anything but working him up
That bike that knows only to fall
Seriously, it's so very annoying
These bikes that fall all the time

A kick in the luggage rack!
Changes nothing, but it's a relief

Sermoned by the parents "You shouldn't loose your temper
You should show patience and a calm nature "

But it's legit to get pissed
Gotta be respected by machines

I got the same issues with my scooter,
When it doesn't start I give it
Helmet kicks in the headlights

So don't scold this kid,
The bike started it

He goes back on the track
Holds steady

Hurtling down the descent
While he's straightening up

And is gaining speed
Legs horizontal

The handlebar trembles, it vibrates
He bounces on his saddle but keeps his balance

He tries to wave with his hand...
And falls over a little after

He pulls off the mudguard
And the rubber grips

The dynamo by a heel kick
Then tramples the rays

And he breaks the tires
He's beginning to feel better

It can't do anything but working him up
That bike that knows only to fall
Seriously, it's so very annoying
These bikes that fall all the time

A kick in the luggage rack!
The bell? It goes the heck away!

But don't be angry
So listen to me

Rather than trying to pull off the brake cables
Leverage with a stick to not fuck up your hands