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- >You are Morning Glory
- >Your special talent is sucking dick
- >It has been this way since you fooled around with a colt in grade school
- >This resulted in getting in a large amount of trouble with your parents and his
- >You were kicked out of school, and inevitably kicked out of your parents' house when they saw your cutie mark
- >It was a pair of lips - dick sucking lips
- >You have since learned to cover your cutie mark up with a little bit of makeup
- >To everyone you pass by, you appear to be a blank flank
- >You have spent the past 5 years moving from boring job to boring job
- >None of them have been dignifying, or with any chance of promotion
- >You finally decided you couldn't take this anymore, and decided to pursue your passion
- >That passion was pleasing others.
- >Unfortunately, you don't have enough money to purchase your own brothel
- >You also can't afford any real form of advertising
- >Thus, you are left to the most tedious form of prostitution - street hooking.
- >It isn't so bad during the summer
- >But summer isn't for another 3 months
- >It is raining like a motherfucker
- >You have a box to keep the rain out of your face while you advertise your services
- >There's only one problem
- >You look like a fucking hobo
- >You try your best to keep clean every day
- >You make yourself look like a nice and presentable pony, someone a stallion could get attached to
- >This only seems to cause problems though, as everyone takes pity on you
- >It is extremely hard to attract customers when half of Ponyville is asking how you managed to sink this low
- >Some ponies look at you with lust in their eyes, but turn away as guilt sets upon them
- >To offset this loss in customers, you have even had to lower your prices
- >A hoofjob, 5 bits; all the way, 10 bits; 20 bits and you can name anything you want -- within reason.
- >This only seems to have a net negative effect
- >If every pony were to just pay 10 bits to have sex with you and then leave, you'd be making around 10 bits per hour
- >Unfortunately, many ponies and even a few non-ponies have been taking the 20 bit option and just dragging you around for an entire night
- >They don't even have sex with you, they just do things like giving you a shower, sharing a bag of weed with you, feeding you bowls of eggs
- >It's honestly not a productive use of your time and a bit more degrading than just having sex
- >If it was just sex, then at least you'd be rendering a service and providing the world something useful
- >Instead they're just treating you like some charity case, like someone who can't provide for herself
- >You have your own home for Celstia's sake!
- >You are beginning to wonder whether or not it might be a good idea to remove the 20 bit option
- >Ponyville is a small town, and getting more than 2 Stallions interested in sex on a daily basis isn't always easy
- >Much as the charity cases are demeaning, they're reliable money
- >Moreover, some of them offer sizeable tips, which you've been saving for the day you can finally open up a real brothel
- >That way, you can have all the sex you want and get paid for it
- >You might even be able to hire other prostitutes to offer various other services
- >Maybe some stallions wanted three-somes? Maybe some wanted to be with another stallion?
- >Who cares as long as you profit from it!
- >But enough daydreaming
- >Today, like every other day, is a shitty day to work
- >It is pouring, and your box is eroding
- >You are going to have to replace it sometime tomorrow
- >Maybe get a nice wooden crate, as long as it's big enough for you and small enough to be portable
- >A familiar biped passes by
- >This guy is the absolute worst of your "customers"
- >Beta among betas, he has never so much as touched any of your mare-bits
- >But he's loaded for some reason
- >Every evening he comes by, pays for you to come back to his house, and the most he'll ever do is cuddle with you
- >Usually he'll feed you, and sometimes he'll give you a bath, in spite of the fact that he is the only one that smells bad
- >His house is a garbage heap, and for the past week and a half, you have been unable to just go back to your house and relax
- >You actually have to take a break - during the daytime when you could be working - if you want to make sure to feed your cat
- >Nevertheless, a customer is a customer, and you try to put on your best smile, even if it's fake
- >"Good evening Anon. The usual?"
- >He nods, and you follow him back to his place for another night of not having sex
- >You end up getting paid 60 bits from this encounter
- >This is not the first time he has overpaid you, in hopes that it will get you to stop hooking
- >Fucking moron
- >If only he knew what he was financing
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