Snoot boops

Hello everyone! It's Foofoo here!

Today we are discussing the serious business - I will be counting down the top 5 Pokemon snoots you just gotta boop.
Snoot booping is all the rage right now with many different animals requiring snoot boops, and Pokemon are no different! I will be using 3 criteria to rank these snoots, using SCIENCE!
So without further ado let's get into the countdown!

Number 5 - Growlithe

This gen 1 pupper has been getting snoot boops for over 20 years now and is an absolute pro. In terms of the scores:
Growlithe has a respectable snoot for such a good lil doggo and scores a 4/10 for snoot length.
This fiery canine has mastered the puppy dog eyes and could run rings round the hardiest of trainers, meaning that growlithe scores an impressive 7/10 for cuteness.
Purely being a dog Pokemon automatically means Growlithe will score highly on the overall boopability category scoring a massive 8/10/
When these scores are put together, Growlithe gets a whopping 63% on the boopometer, an impressive score indeed.

Number 4 - Drampa

A new contender for the title, Drampa can show these young upstarts a thing or two!
In terms of its snoot length, Drampa scores well. Its snoot protrudes and bulges at the end making for a very tempting booper. 6/10!
Surprisingly, though Drampa is reminiscent of an old man, it scores relatively well on the cuteness category due to those dopey eyes and its happy smile, taking home a 7/10.
And for overall boopabilty, that snouty snoot is just begging for it which obviously means it is a 7/10.
All things considered, Drampa scores a very good 67% on the boopometer, he'll struggle to keep all these darn boopers off his lawn now!

Number 3 - Krookodile

Just look at that glorious, upstanding snoot! What a sight to behold!
It is incredibly evident that this Pokemon's snoot is one of the longest and proudest in the game, so majestic that it breaks the scoring system and earns an 11/10 for snoot length.
After such an impressive start, Krookodile's cuteness score is what lets it down. This pokemon looks like it would sooner bite your hand off than let you pet it. so unfortunately it gets a 3/10. A tough meal to swallow.
But despite such a low cuteness factor, Krookodiles glorious snoot is undeniably boopable, reflected in its very high boopability score of 8/10.
After chewing the fat and crunching the numbers, Krookodile ends up with a tasty 73% on the boopometer.

Number 2 - Phanpy

Elephants are masters of boopery themselves, so it should come as no surprise that an elephant pokemon makes this list.
Phanpy has a great snoot, and it being an elephant hooter it is bound to be long. Phanpy gets an 8/10 for snoot length
Being a lil baby with darling eyes, Phanpy is very endearing, get a huge cuteness score of 8/10.
I think we can all agree that we want to give Phanpy's Schnoz a good ol fist bump, so it scores a solid 8/10 for overall boopability.
So for the boopometer, Phanpy reaches the lofty heights of 80%. Impressive stuff for the smol guy!

Number 1 - Popplio

So here we have it, one of the new starters takes the top spot! And for obvious reasons. To simply gaze at this snoot is to long for a chance of booping it. They say men and women have gone crazy from their boop-lust. So lets consider why this Pokemon hold so much power.
First of all the snoot length. Half of this pokemon's face is pure, conical snoot, thrusting forth proudly. Though it is by no means the longest snoot on this list, it must be admired on a pokemon of its small size, earning a spicy 7/10.
Being a starter pokemon, with glimmering doe eyes and donning its most flattering frilled collar, Popplio could not try harder to melt our hearts. This pokemon's cuteness factor is through the roof, netting a 9/10.
But it is the overally boopability in which this pokemon really shines. Not only is its snoot a good length, but it ends in a perfectly formed spherical honker. And that honker atop the beautiful snoot is nigh on irresistible, commanding boops from even the hardiest of trainers. As a consequence, this pokemon gains top marks in this category, maxing out at 10/10.
Popplio pushes the boopometer to its limit with its almost unfathomable score of 87%.

So there you have it. The most boopable pokemon snoots, proven by SCIENCE!
Let me know in the comments section which pokemon snoot you most want to boop, and let me know whether you enjoyed this video by booping the snoot off that like button!

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