Title: Kaguya-sama Wants To Be Caressed
Page 3
Shirogane: You said this was found in a school hallway?
Kaguya: I think one of the male students brought it to school.
Shirogane: This...this is simply inappropriate!
Kaguya: Exactly my thoughts.
Shirogane: Shinomiya..did you perhaps review the contents?
Kaguya: I...How could I possibly...
Kaguya: ...be interested in something so vulgar?

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Kaguya: President, are you perhaps curious about this thing?
Shirogane: Uhh...I couldn't care less about it at..."
Sound effects: Ha..haa.. (Laughter)
Kaguya: Really?
Kaguya: You really have no interest at all in inspecting it?
Shirogane's mind: Damn you, Shinomiya. What are you trying to make me say?
Shirogane's mind: In the first place, weren't you the one who brought it to the council room, to begin with?
Shirogane's mind: It can't be...is she trying to embarrass me with this thing?
Kaguya: Oho, has this thing got you all red-faced?
Kaguya: H O W C U T E
Shirogane's mind: If that's the case, I'll play this game with you to the end!
Shirogane's mind: Since this is how you want to do this...
Shirogane: Shinomiya, if you're incapable of handling this kind of thing
Shirogane: you shouldn't be allowed in the Student Council
Kaguya: This...this kind of thing is completely beneath my notice..

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Shirogane: Why don't you have a look at it then?
Kaguya: This...this thing...
Kaguya: is nothing more than figures in dishabille...
Shirogane: I've heard this kind of physical contact can make anyone excited
Kaguya: Pres....president, do you perhaps wish to experience this for yourself?
Shirogane: What about you, Shinomiya?
Kaguya: It...it depends on the other party...
Shirogane: What if it was me?
Shirogane: Well...
Shirogane: Judging by your reaction...
Kaguya's Thoughts: Wait..this situation has gotten a little...
Kaguya's Thoughts: So...so close...
Kaguya: Ah

Page 6

(Ffs, just use your imagination for the sounds. They're all variants of 'Ah, Oo, Ee' anyway)

Shirogane (Right, middle panel): Shinomiya...
Kaguya: Ah...my mind...can't....
Shirogane: What's wrong? Don't you feel cute?
Kaguya: It's a little awkward...
TL: Just like my shitty translations
Shirogane: I think you look cute
Kaguya: Liar...
Shirogane: Really
Kaguya: Do you... want to imitate the contents of the book?
Shirogane: Ah...

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Kaguya: Is there...really a need to tie me up?
Shirogane: Didn't you say you wanted to imitate the book?
Kaguya: But...this is just too shameful...
Shirogane: Don't worry, you'll get used to it right away
Kaguya: Don...don't...ah...
Shirogane (bottom left): How is it? Does it feel good?
Kaguya: Ah...ah I can't...

Page 8

Kaguya (middle right): Ah...you can't...not there...
Shirogane's Mind: I never thought Shinomiya could be so slutty...
Shirogane: Everything else about her is the same, but her expression...

Page 9

Kaguya: Ah..I can't...
Kaguya: There's a feeling...something's coming out
Kaguya: It's...gonna come out
Kaguya: (orgasm noises)
Shirogane: Not bad. This is the first time I've seen Shinomiya make such an expression.
Kaguya: President you...idiot. You actually...so unyielding.

Page 10

Kaguya: If things have come to this...
Shirogane: Huh? Uh..uh
Kaguya's thoughts: Is this something the models in the book would do?
Kaguya's thoughts: So this is what President looks like...
Shirogane: Shinomiya...ah..
Kaguya's thoughts: According to the book, he will feel better if I do it this way..
Kaguya's thoughts: Ah...can I actually take the whole thing?
TL's note (include glug glug noises for the sound effects)

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Kaguya: What's the matter, President?
Shirogane: Ah...Shinomiya...
Kaguya's thoughts: To see President this desperate, it's really quite cute.
Shirogane: Good...It feels really good...
Shirogane: Ahhh, if you suck it that hard...

Page 12

Shirogane (right top panel): I can't...I'm going to...
Shirogane: That was close, I nearly came in her mouth..
Shirogane: Shinomiya, you've turned such an interesting shade of colour. Could it be that you are already eager for this 'O' stick?
Kaguya: I'm...I'm just doing what the book says..
Shirogane: Of course. And what the book says to do next is this...
Kaguya: Ah..ah
Kaguya: It's so big...it can't fit...

Page 13

Shirogane: We've already reached this point, we might as well do the rest of what the book says
Kaguya: But...this can't possibly fit
Shirogane: It's fine. See, the head is already in.
??: Ah...it's in!
Shirogane: Oo,ah, ah!
Kaguya: it hurts...
Kaguya: Don't...don't move...
Shirogane: Even if you say that, I can't just...

AH AH AH AH

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Shirogane: Ahhh...it just feels too good!
Kaguya: I can't...President...
Kaguya: You're so rough...I'm going to break~
Shirogane: Ahhh Shinomiya, I can't stop myself!
Kaguya: President...I...

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Shirogane: I feel...I feel something coming...
Kaguya: President...I can't...I
Kaguya: Feel like my whole body is about to...

Page 16

Kaguya (2nd layer, left panel): So hot...
Shirogane: Shinomiya...it...it was a moment of folly
Kaguya: It's...it's fine
Kaguya: But...tell me...what do you think of me?
Shirogane: What...what I think of you...
Shirogane: Of course that would be...
Fujiwara: Ehhhhhh...where did that book run off to?
Narrater: The culprit behind everything