little alcoholic drinks comedy sketch

lager largemouths
doubtfull stouters
pilsner paraders
cocky cocktailers
white wine whining
red wine mass debators
rose wine... STEP IN LINE
pink gin giggling him
loaded liqueior long nighters
spirits soakers
rum hum hum, LAND AHOY MATEY!
frisky whiskey backbenchers
vodka kaboddle
rioja rider
sharaz ass jazz
champagne cripple
prossecco prostitute
bucks fizz kids
cider spiders
old or new bailey guv?

Judges are 100% sober on all of the above.