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- Madison
- 1. No Gods in sight, sadly. I’m taking over now.
- 2. It isn't crashing when you're invited.
- 3. You can take it however you want. Everyone has lower standards at a party. Come on. I’m late as is, and I’m not leaving you here to beat another idiot senseless.
- Forrest
- 1. Aw, c'mon. I spent a hard-earned $1.50 on this costume.
- 2. I mean, I do like playing ball. And scritches. So there’s that.
- 3. Haha, don’t worry bro. I’ve got you covered. Keep drinking that water, alright?
- 4. Damn, a {i}whole{/i} couch? After that, would you say your night’s been sofa so good?
- 5. Got it! Now, what do {i}I{/i} want… Is jam a sauce?
- 6. I was making them for those drunk idiots, but you’re welcome to join us.
- 7. "See, I’m playing this game —" "I can see that. I have {i}no idea{/i} what it is, though." "Oh, neither do I. The guys made it up. Feel like I’m getting the hang of it, though."
- 8. What do you say? Will you be my good luck charm?
- 9. It’s just your undying loyalty to a wrathful god. Or, y’know, nothing.
- 10. For what it’s worth, I think you’re pretty cool. Though, with that said. My face does seriously hurt.
- 11. The second you approve of me is when I know I’ve really gone wrong, Seb.
- Sebastian
- 1. All the foreshadowing and none of the backstory. Tsk, tsk. Don’t you know the best parts of a story are in the {i}details{/i}?
- 2. This sort of train wreck only happens once in a blue moon. I can’t just {i}miss{/i} it.
- 3. Allow me to introduce myself then. My name is Sebastián, my lady. At your service.
- 4. At a loss for words, I see. I have that effect on people.
- 5. Frankly, I’m just surprised I was {i}that{/i} involved in your conversation with her. Honestly, I treat that lawn gnome nice just once and suddenly she’s all over me.
- 6. If you’re going to apologize for anything, apologize for hitting me in a place that everyone {i}saw{/i}.
- 7. "I wouldn’t call us friends. We’re really more of acquaintances that share a similar disposition and hobbies." "So, you're friends." "I'd sooner die."
- 8. Don’t worry, Diana, we’ll take excellent care of you. If you’re tense like that, you’ll just ruin the flav — OW!
- Yvonne
- 1. "I'd have to think about where we'd go." "They don't get any input?" "They’d be lucky to be wherever I am."
- 2. Hey, it’ll be fine. People at these parties, they tend to go into their own little clusters of people and wants...
- 3. "No. I know a lot of people who go there though, or just live in the town." "I make it a point to know a little bit of something about everyone."
- 4. "You seem like someone I should get to know."
- 5. "We’re talking about your screw ups right now, not mine. And for the record, everyone was high on post-Plague euphoria, not weak fruit punch. It was {i}different.{/i}"
- 6. "Of course I meant it. You’re a charming girl, Diana." "Forgive me if I don’t take that as a compliment." "You can take it any way you need to, darling."
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