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  1. Madison
  2. 1. No Gods in sight, sadly. I’m taking over now.
  3. 2. It isn't crashing when you're invited.
  4. 3. You can take it however you want. Everyone has lower standards at a party. Come on. I’m late as is, and I’m not leaving you here to beat another idiot senseless.
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  7. Forrest
  8. 1. Aw, c'mon. I spent a hard-earned $1.50 on this costume.
  9. 2. I mean, I do like playing ball. And scritches. So there’s that.
  10. 3. Haha, don’t worry bro. I’ve got you covered. Keep drinking that water, alright?
  11. 4. Damn, a {i}whole{/i} couch? After that, would you say your night’s been sofa so good?
  12. 5. Got it! Now, what do {i}I{/i} want… Is jam a sauce?
  13. 6. I was making them for those drunk idiots, but you’re welcome to join us.
  14. 7. "See, I’m playing this game —" "I can see that. I have {i}no idea{/i} what it is, though." "Oh, neither do I. The guys made it up. Feel like I’m getting the hang of it, though."
  15. 8. What do you say? Will you be my good luck charm?
  16. 9. It’s just your undying loyalty to a wrathful god. Or, y’know, nothing.
  17. 10. For what it’s worth, I think you’re pretty cool. Though, with that said. My face does seriously hurt.
  18. 11. The second you approve of me is when I know I’ve really gone wrong, Seb.
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  23. Sebastian
  24. 1. All the foreshadowing and none of the backstory. Tsk, tsk. Don’t you know the best parts of a story are in the {i}details{/i}?
  25. 2. This sort of train wreck only happens once in a blue moon. I can’t just {i}miss{/i} it.
  26. 3. Allow me to introduce myself then. My name is Sebastián, my lady. At your service.
  27. 4. At a loss for words, I see. I have that effect on people.
  28. 5. Frankly, I’m just surprised I was {i}that{/i} involved in your conversation with her. Honestly, I treat that lawn gnome nice just once and suddenly she’s all over me.
  29. 6. If you’re going to apologize for anything, apologize for hitting me in a place that everyone {i}saw{/i}.
  30. 7. "I wouldn’t call us friends. We’re really more of acquaintances that share a similar disposition and hobbies." "So, you're friends." "I'd sooner die."
  31. 8. Don’t worry, Diana, we’ll take excellent care of you. If you’re tense like that, you’ll just ruin the flav — OW!
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  37. Yvonne
  38. 1. "I'd have to think about where we'd go." "They don't get any input?" "They’d be lucky to be wherever I am."
  39. 2. Hey, it’ll be fine. People at these parties, they tend to go into their own little clusters of people and wants...
  40. 3. "No. I know a lot of people who go there though, or just live in the town." "I make it a point to know a little bit of something about everyone."
  41. 4. "You seem like someone I should get to know."
  42. 5. "We’re talking about your screw ups right now, not mine. And for the record, everyone was high on post-Plague euphoria, not weak fruit punch. It was {i}different.{/i}"
  43. 6. "Of course I meant it. You’re a charming girl, Diana." "Forgive me if I don’t take that as a compliment." "You can take it any way you need to, darling."
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