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- >Live in a forest in the middle of nowhere.
- >It's a nice house, though, you won the lottery a while back.
- >Got a large deck on the rear that overlooks the center of a long, undulating lake.
- >You spend your mornings out here with your coffee, listening to the various sounds of nature.
- >This morning, though, the brisk air carries a different noise:
- >”Wan' pway!” “Why dawk?” “Owwies! Fwuffy get squishied!”
- >It's faint; you have to strain to make out the stilted baby-talk.
- >It's coming from the lake. Specifically, the little island near the shoreline.
- >You retreat inside to grab your binoculars.
- >Training the lenses on the island, you begin searching for the fluffy ponies you hear.
- >The island is shaped like an eight, with two round bumps of land topped by about a dozen pine trees each, that are connected by a grassy strip about 20 feet wide that is very low to the water.
- >You see nothing on the strip. Nothing in the pine grove to the left.
- >You finally notice a box in the other pine grove.
- >It appears to be a wooden crate of about six cubic feet that's missing its top.
- >It's shaking slightly, back and forth.
- >Now that you're focused on it, it's easier to hear the rambling fluffy pony conversation.
- >”Fwuffy see twee!” “Fwuffy weggies cold!” “Pway wif fwuffy?”
- >You are slightly annoyed. People come out here to abandon fluffy ponies almost every day.
- >Most simply toss them out of car windows as they drive, leaving them to their fate.
- >Some of the more sadistic ones chuck them into the lake itself, allowing them to drown.
- >You've never seen a bunch left at once before, though.
- >You continue to watch the box as it shakes.
- >Suddenly, it tips over toward you. The fluffies huddle together inside, dazed.
- >It appears they all tried a group hug, moving to one side of the box in the process.
- >After a moment, they begin to file out of the box, babbling ceaselessly.
- >It's easy to hear them now.
- >All of their voices are squeaky and female.
- >”Fwuffy see wawa!” “Gwass tickle fwuffy's hoovies!” “Fwuffy see mo' twees!”
- >There are ten of them in total.
- >All three types are present. You see three unicorns, three pegasus, and four earth fluffies.
- >They begin to explore the little island, toddling about together as a rainbow-colored herd.
- >They approach the steeply-sloped edge of the pine grove and look into the water.
- >A yellow earth fluffy with a grey mane and tail loses her grip and slides into the lake.
- >She screams. “Hewp! Hewp fwuffy! Wawa make fwuffy cold!”
- >Her fluffy comrades stare dumbly down at her as she thrashes about in the water.
- >”Hewp fwuffy! Fwuffy no wike wawa!”
- >She manages to propel herself to a tiny strip of sand under the pine grove.
- >She pulls herself mostly out of the lake. Only her rear legs remain submerged.
- >”Fwuffy...fwuffy no wike wawa,” she says weakly, panting for air.
- >The rest of the herd has moved on.
- >They are now exploring the grassy strip.
- >A red pegasus blurts out, “Hung'y! Fwuffy tummy hurt!”
- >It's like a light bulb goes on over their heads.
- >They begin to graze.
- >”Gwassies yummy! Fwuffy wikes dem!” a green unicorn says, her mouth stuffed full.
- >Meanwhile, the yellow earth fluffy that nearly drowned is huddled on the sandbar, shivering.
- >”Fwuffy cold,” she mewls.
- >The rest of the herd appears to have forgotten she even exists.
- >They graze happily. The conversation has become totally focused on their feeding.
- >”Gwassies! Gwassies fo' fwuffy!” “Fwuffy tummy feel happy!” “Yay! Fwuffy no hung'y now!”
- >The abandoned earth fluffy begins to grow restless as she hears the others grazing.
- >”Fwuffy wan' gwassies! Fwuffy tummy make noisies!”
- >Her hunger drives her to dip a hoof into the lake, looking for a way to the grass.
- >She withdraws it immediately.
- >”Wawa cold! Fwuffy no wike!” she says. She begins pacing around on the tiny sandbar.
- >”How fwuffy get up to twees? Fwuffy want gwassies!”
- >She tries to climb the slippery rock above the sandbar.
- >She fails repeatedly.
- >”Hewp fwuffy!” she calls loudly.
- >The other fluffies all look up at once, confused.
- >They babble excitedly. ”Fwuffy hear somethin'!” “New fwiend for fwuffy?” “Wan' play wif new fwiend!”
- >They leave the grassy strip and return to the pine grove, searching and calling for the 'new fwiend'.
- >They look in the empty crate at least eight times.
- >The soaked earth fluffy hears them above her. ”Hewp fwuffy! Fwuffy stuck in wawa sandy pwace!”
- >A green fluffy pegasus with blue hair and a red fluffy pegasus with yellow hair walk over and look down.
- >”New fwiend!” they both babble.
- >The earth fluffy stretches her stubby forelegs up to them. ”Hewp fwuffy! Fwuffy stuck!”
- >The two pegasus jump down to her, flapping their fluffy wings to glide.
- >There isn't nearly enough room on the sandbar for the three of them.
- >The yellow earth fluffy gets bumped back into the water.
- >”No! Wawa bad! Wawa mean to fwuffy!” she screams, splashing about uselessly.
- >”Wan' pway?” her pegasus rescuers ask.
- >The earth fluffy thrashes about, her fluff soaking up water like a sponge.
- >She becomes extremely heavy.
- >Her movements grow sluggish.
- >”Hewp...hewp fwuffy...” she mewls weakly.
- >She sinks to the bottom, exhausted.
- >Since the depth of the lake near the island is about eight inches, the earth fluffy is now standing.
- >She has more than enough clearance to keep her head above the surface.
- >”Weggies...weggies cold,” she whines, not even thinking to walk back to the sandbar.
- >The two pegasus fluffies touch the water and panic, screaming their fluffy heads off.
- >”Wawa! Wawa cold fo' fwuffy! Hewp fwuffy! Fwuffy can't walkies! Hewp!” they shriek.
- >The yellow fluffy gingerly moves about in the shallow water.
- >”Wawa fwiend now? Wawa wuv fwuffy?” she asks the lake.
- >The fluffies stuck on the sandbar watch her as she starts walking around more confidently.
- >They continue to scream about being stuck even as they do so.
- >The fluffies above them in the grove continue to call for their 'new fwiends', looking in places they've searched a dozen times already.
- >This includes the empty crate.
- >You set your binoculars on the deck railing.
- >Holy fuck, these things are idiots.
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