BallsOfFluff

The Lake: Part I

Mar 28th, 2012
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  1. >Live in a forest in the middle of nowhere.
  2. >It's a nice house, though, you won the lottery a while back.
  3. >Got a large deck on the rear that overlooks the center of a long, undulating lake.
  4. >You spend your mornings out here with your coffee, listening to the various sounds of nature.
  5. >This morning, though, the brisk air carries a different noise:
  6. >”Wan' pway!” “Why dawk?” “Owwies! Fwuffy get squishied!”
  7. >It's faint; you have to strain to make out the stilted baby-talk.
  8. >It's coming from the lake. Specifically, the little island near the shoreline.
  9. >You retreat inside to grab your binoculars.
  10. >Training the lenses on the island, you begin searching for the fluffy ponies you hear.
  11. >The island is shaped like an eight, with two round bumps of land topped by about a dozen pine trees each, that are connected by a grassy strip about 20 feet wide that is very low to the water.
  12. >You see nothing on the strip. Nothing in the pine grove to the left.
  13. >You finally notice a box in the other pine grove.
  14. >It appears to be a wooden crate of about six cubic feet that's missing its top.
  15. >It's shaking slightly, back and forth.
  16. >Now that you're focused on it, it's easier to hear the rambling fluffy pony conversation.
  17. >”Fwuffy see twee!” “Fwuffy weggies cold!” “Pway wif fwuffy?”
  18. >You are slightly annoyed. People come out here to abandon fluffy ponies almost every day.
  19. >Most simply toss them out of car windows as they drive, leaving them to their fate.
  20. >Some of the more sadistic ones chuck them into the lake itself, allowing them to drown.
  21. >You've never seen a bunch left at once before, though.
  22. >You continue to watch the box as it shakes.
  23. >Suddenly, it tips over toward you. The fluffies huddle together inside, dazed.
  24. >It appears they all tried a group hug, moving to one side of the box in the process.
  25. >After a moment, they begin to file out of the box, babbling ceaselessly.
  26. >It's easy to hear them now.
  27. >All of their voices are squeaky and female.
  28. >”Fwuffy see wawa!” “Gwass tickle fwuffy's hoovies!” “Fwuffy see mo' twees!”
  29. >There are ten of them in total.
  30. >All three types are present. You see three unicorns, three pegasus, and four earth fluffies.
  31. >They begin to explore the little island, toddling about together as a rainbow-colored herd.
  32. >They approach the steeply-sloped edge of the pine grove and look into the water.
  33. >A yellow earth fluffy with a grey mane and tail loses her grip and slides into the lake.
  34. >She screams. “Hewp! Hewp fwuffy! Wawa make fwuffy cold!”
  35. >Her fluffy comrades stare dumbly down at her as she thrashes about in the water.
  36. >”Hewp fwuffy! Fwuffy no wike wawa!”
  37. >She manages to propel herself to a tiny strip of sand under the pine grove.
  38. >She pulls herself mostly out of the lake. Only her rear legs remain submerged.
  39. >”Fwuffy...fwuffy no wike wawa,” she says weakly, panting for air.
  40. >The rest of the herd has moved on.
  41. >They are now exploring the grassy strip.
  42. >A red pegasus blurts out, “Hung'y! Fwuffy tummy hurt!”
  43. >It's like a light bulb goes on over their heads.
  44. >They begin to graze.
  45. >”Gwassies yummy! Fwuffy wikes dem!” a green unicorn says, her mouth stuffed full.
  46. >Meanwhile, the yellow earth fluffy that nearly drowned is huddled on the sandbar, shivering.
  47. >”Fwuffy cold,” she mewls.
  48. >The rest of the herd appears to have forgotten she even exists.
  49. >They graze happily. The conversation has become totally focused on their feeding.
  50. >”Gwassies! Gwassies fo' fwuffy!” “Fwuffy tummy feel happy!” “Yay! Fwuffy no hung'y now!”
  51. >The abandoned earth fluffy begins to grow restless as she hears the others grazing.
  52. >”Fwuffy wan' gwassies! Fwuffy tummy make noisies!”
  53. >Her hunger drives her to dip a hoof into the lake, looking for a way to the grass.
  54. >She withdraws it immediately.
  55. >”Wawa cold! Fwuffy no wike!” she says. She begins pacing around on the tiny sandbar.
  56. >”How fwuffy get up to twees? Fwuffy want gwassies!”
  57. >She tries to climb the slippery rock above the sandbar.
  58. >She fails repeatedly.
  59. >”Hewp fwuffy!” she calls loudly.
  60. >The other fluffies all look up at once, confused.
  61. >They babble excitedly. ”Fwuffy hear somethin'!” “New fwiend for fwuffy?” “Wan' play wif new fwiend!”
  62. >They leave the grassy strip and return to the pine grove, searching and calling for the 'new fwiend'.
  63. >They look in the empty crate at least eight times.
  64. >The soaked earth fluffy hears them above her. ”Hewp fwuffy! Fwuffy stuck in wawa sandy pwace!”
  65. >A green fluffy pegasus with blue hair and a red fluffy pegasus with yellow hair walk over and look down.
  66. >”New fwiend!” they both babble.
  67. >The earth fluffy stretches her stubby forelegs up to them. ”Hewp fwuffy! Fwuffy stuck!”
  68. >The two pegasus jump down to her, flapping their fluffy wings to glide.
  69. >There isn't nearly enough room on the sandbar for the three of them.
  70. >The yellow earth fluffy gets bumped back into the water.
  71. >”No! Wawa bad! Wawa mean to fwuffy!” she screams, splashing about uselessly.
  72. >”Wan' pway?” her pegasus rescuers ask.
  73. >The earth fluffy thrashes about, her fluff soaking up water like a sponge.
  74. >She becomes extremely heavy.
  75. >Her movements grow sluggish.
  76. >”Hewp...hewp fwuffy...” she mewls weakly.
  77. >She sinks to the bottom, exhausted.
  78. >Since the depth of the lake near the island is about eight inches, the earth fluffy is now standing.
  79. >She has more than enough clearance to keep her head above the surface.
  80. >”Weggies...weggies cold,” she whines, not even thinking to walk back to the sandbar.
  81. >The two pegasus fluffies touch the water and panic, screaming their fluffy heads off.
  82. >”Wawa! Wawa cold fo' fwuffy! Hewp fwuffy! Fwuffy can't walkies! Hewp!” they shriek.
  83. >The yellow fluffy gingerly moves about in the shallow water.
  84. >”Wawa fwiend now? Wawa wuv fwuffy?” she asks the lake.
  85. >The fluffies stuck on the sandbar watch her as she starts walking around more confidently.
  86. >They continue to scream about being stuck even as they do so.
  87. >The fluffies above them in the grove continue to call for their 'new fwiends', looking in places they've searched a dozen times already.
  88. >This includes the empty crate.
  89. >You set your binoculars on the deck railing.
  90. >Holy fuck, these things are idiots.
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