bueezel

to: shadow the hedgehog
from: letter "make jessi wetter" sequence

THE TALE OF THE BUIZEL

chapter 1: float float float

tim was a buizel and he was water type. when he was a boy he saw the moon and said "dad. dad. i want to go to the moon." and dad said "not right now i just got home from work." you see his dad was a buisnessman named timmy and he was trying to create equality for all pokemon who were shiny as they were being segregated from society by the SSS (Stop Shinies Society), and he almost was assassinated by a zubat earlier that day. things are rough in the pokemon world.

but tim still wanted to go to the moon, and he will go there i swear. he stole his dad's rocketship that he had bought at a car lot that was insured by nationwide (which is on your side), and got in it. but it was powered by water, and tim couldn't make water yet. he could only make air, since he was a flying type, AND HE WAS THE AVATAR MASTER OF ALL 4 ELEMENTS. except not really he just blew really hard from his mouth.

so he went to his dad and was like "dad. dad. i want some water." and his dad sighed and poured him a glass of water, upset that he was missing the big game but proud that he had a son. he was also sad because his wife died in a tragic assassination from the SSS because she was 1/8192th shiny and wasn't pure bred so a wild weedle poisoned her. it's tragic. tim took the water, went in the rocket ship, and flew all the way to the moon! yay!

chapter 2: drown drown drown

tim realized he couldn't breathe in outer space and died within seconds

chapter 3: live live live

ONE THOUSAND YEARS LATER, deoxys and jirachi were fitein and it was epic, but they crashed on the moon. they were takin a break from the super epic fight.

"heh, not bad kid" said deoxys
"ur not so bad urself" said jirachi

they were about to keep fighting when they saw tim's dead body. they felt bad and wondered how the hell a buizel landed on the moon so they combined their powers and brought him back to life with the power to breathe in space. tim took his first breathe in a long time.

"what year is it" asked tim
"THE YEAR IS 20XX" said Jirachi
"don't be stupud it's 2014" said deoxys
"technically this story is probably gonna be read in 2015" said jirachi

and then tim was cry
"is my dad dead" asked tim
and they both said "yes"
and then they threw him off the moon and into the earth

Chapter 4: something something something

tim landed on earth and found something scary. A GOST.

"boo" said the gost
"aahh" said tim
"no my name is boo" said boo

boo was a duskull and was kinda spooky and he was red like the greatest pokemon trainer of all time, meaning he was SHINY.

"ah yes so segregation must be over" said tim
"actually despite the advancements to the rights of shiny pokemon, we are still mistreated to this very day, as the SSS still exists despite the government outlawing it. we are mistreated by officer jenny's everywhere and are used in contests as show toys. in fact just the other day-"

before boo could finish his social commentary, he got kileld by a gost gun. who fired the gun???

PIKACHU

PIKACHU PIKACHU I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOU

tim killed pikachu with aqua jet

but then he took off pikachu's mask and revealed that he was actually...

DAD

"son i am proud"
"dad no u are kil"

and dad was kill

tim evolved right away and had a son of his own, who he named timmy

timmy saw the moon in a sky and said "dad. dad. i want to go to the moon"

i guess history repeats itslef