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- >Day “Imminent Buttfucking” in Equestria.
- >Be Rover, Diamond Dog leader.
- >You just lost to whiny slut pony.
- >And her stupid friends.
- >Your brothers, the tiny Spot, and the absolutely massive Fido are bitching you out.
- >”This was your idea Rover! You bring noisy white pony to hideout, she only moans and whines! No gems!”
- >You reach out, smacking Spot square across the back of his insufferable head.
- ”Shut up! I am leader, you listen to me!”
- >Fido scratches his head. You can practically see the gears clicking away in his thick skull.
- >”Why all plans end this way? You say you smart, but we always end up with no gems!”
- >You sock Fido in the gut, watching him double over.
- ”I leader! I smartest, I make good plans! You two just muck everything up!”
- >The two grumble at you, muttering darkly.
- ”What, you have something to say to me?”
- >With a start, both of them swing back an arm.
- >”YES!”
- >”YES!”
- >Spot punches you in the knee. Fido smacks you in the back of the head.
- >You smack into the ground with an unceremonious ‘OOMPH!’
- ”Why you little…!”
- >Jumping up, you smack Spot in the face with your tail, poking Fido in the eyes with two fingers.
- >Spot and Fido howl, grabbing their faces, recovering quickly.
- >They both fix you with a threatening look , and you see it coming before they even go for anything.
- >Dropping down, you watch the numbskulls slap each other in the face.
- >They stare at each other in disbelief, before looking down to see you on the ground.
- >You jump up, tossing dirt in their eyes, before bashing their heads together.
- >They both fall over, dazed.
- “Like I said, I smartest, I pack leader!”
- >Fido and Spot hop up once again.
- >>Hey there folks. I’m the Not-needed-at-all Narrator Anon, and I have to say, it looks like these three are going to take a bit to resolve these slapstick antics.
- >>So on that note: Time for a transition screen!
- HOLY TRANSITION SCREEN BATMAN!
- >After a lengthy slapstick fight that would do The Three Stooges proud, you are once again, Top Dog.
- >Or you were.
- >They kind of knocked you out after you turned around.
- >>What the hell.
- >>Fluttershy, how the hell did you even get in here?
- >You wake up, after getting knocked out by Fido. Seems you’re in one of the jail cells. Tied down and gagged. This will end well.
- >>My friend Pinkie Pie helped me find you. She said we had to use the fourth wall, or something crazy like that.
- >>Goddamit, I’m going to have to talk to that pink ball of autism.
- >You can hear Spot and Fido arguing outside the door.
- >>Get the hell out, I’m trying to do a job here.
- >”What we going to do, he will be angry!” High and annoying. That’s Spot.
- >>Oooh! What kind of job is it Anon?
- >”Why should we care? We boss now.” Low and dripping with stupid. That’s got to be Fido.
- >>I’m narrating. In a story that doesn’t need narrating.
- >”But what if he gets loose?”
- >>Oh.
- >”I tie knots strong, he no get loose.”
- >>Oh my.
- >”Fine, we go show him who boss now then.”
- >>Those Diamond Dogs sure seem to not like Rover anymore.
- >Watching the door creak open, you see Spot and Fido walk in, smug grins on their faces.
- >>Fluttershy, go away.
- >Spot walks behind you, Fido in front.
- >”We top dogs now. We tired of you bossing us around, Rover. Tired of bad plans, tired of getting hit.”
- >”Yeah!”
- >”Since we Top Dogs now, we dominate you now. Top Dogs always show they are dominate leaders by humping others!”
- >What?
- >”What?”
- >”Yeah, me read in pony book that how dogs show dominance!”
- >He can read?
- >”You can read?
- >”It don’t matter. We leaders, we show dominance now.”
- >Without warning, Fido rips the gag out of your mouth and jams in something musky and sour tasting.
- >>Oh my Anon! Is gay bestiality your fetish?
- >”You suck now, or me hit you, like you hit us all the time.”
- >You comply, working your tongue up and down his shaft, humiliated by these turn of events.
- >>No Fluttershy!
- >>Are you sure Announcer Anon, I have some animals who might be interested…
- >>DAMMIT FLUTTERSHY, GET OUT!
- >You can feel Spot lining up, running his grubby hands up down your ass.
- >>”MEEP!”
- >>Great, there’s a chunk of the story we missed, thanks to that psychotic pegasus.
- >Spot thrusts into you harder, Fido thrusting in your mouth.
- >In the strangest turn of events yet, you were actually starting to enjoy this.
- >You could feel your own hard-on growing underneath you as these two railed both your ends.
- >>Fluttershy, I know you’re still in here.
- >>I can see you.
- >>You’re pretending to be a plastic tree in the corner.
- >>Fuck it, I’ve got better things to do.
- >You taste it, hot and salty, as Fido blows his load into your mouth, and despite everything, you feel yourself swallowing as much as you can, a little leaking out of your mouth.
- >Spot is close too. He’s thrusting harder and faster, trying to reach his peak. With a final, forceful push, you can feel him blow too, his load pouring hot and heavy into you.
- >You feel yourself enjoying it, this utter humiliation.
- >Fido and Spot fall back, clearly exhausted, before something registers in your mind.
- >Fido did a pretty crappy job of tying your bindings. They’re coming loose just from you jostling around.
- >Pulling the bindings loose, you jump up, whirling around on the two, as they lay there.
- “Idiots! Can’t even tie tight bindings! You two screw everything up!”
- >You fix them with a stare, before turning around and walking out of the room.
- “Next time, I show you how to tie tighter bindings. No wiggling for me.”
- The End
- >>Announcer Anon, we have to talk.
- >>Yes Mr. Writefag?
- >>What in the blueberry fuck were you doing?
- >>And why is Fluttershy in the corner covered in fake twigs, leafing through a photo book full of animals?
- >>Uhm…
- >>You know you’re not getting paid for this, right?
- >>Really?
- >>Yes, really. You’re lucky the Diamond Dogs didn’t hear your incessant stupidity.
- >>FUCK!
- >>Fucking Fluttershy.
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