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  1. [B][SIZE=3]> Calhad: Get accosted by a knave[/SIZE][/B]
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  3. You had been doing some light reading before you were trolled by Aeviss. How ironic that she would interrupt you while you were in the middle of a chapter. At least you think that's irony. The books that you read aren't heavy on irony. Straight forward adventures of slaying beasts and defeating worthy foes in name of true love. At least you don't think they're being ironic. You put the book down and read what the miscreant has to say. Uncouth heathen peasant she may be, at least she takes your errant quests seriously sometimes.
  4.  
  5. At least you think she takes them seriously.
  6.  
  7. [SPOILER][color=#646464]-- musicalMobocracy [color=#829314][MM][/color] began trolling gallantHidalgo [color=#0055aa][GH][/color] --[/color]
  8. [color=#829314]MM: (@) hey bitch!!!! <3[/color]
  9. [color=#829314]MM: (@) change uff planz! yo know wut that meens?[/color]
  10. [color=#829314]MM: (@) yore going 2 get aul the glory tonite[/color]
  11. [color=#829314]MM: (@) luckey yew[/color]
  12. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Verily thy speaketh true, wench?[/color]
  13. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Pray tell what the fates hath set in store for I[/color]
  14. [color=#829314]MM: (@) thuh faetes? upchuck thee faates! throw them en the fiyr![/color]
  15. [color=#829314]MM: (@) the fates down't know thee fue-ture, bekaus nobuddy does! not even yew ore me[/color]
  16. [color=#829314]MM: (@) those are four fairey tails, nawt real life, sir night[/color]
  17. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Guard thy tongue lest thy court thy doom[/color]
  18. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Tis ill luck to tempt the fates which art matched in their capriciousness only by their realness factor[/color]
  19. [color=#829314]MM: (@) blah blauh blawwwwww[/color]
  20. [color=#829314]MM: (@) aur yew skared uf yore futeur, kalhad???? >:O[/color]
  21. [color=#829314]MM: (@) whut et has en store fore yew???[/color]
  22. [color=#829314]MM: (@) becuz we kud go by rae's bore-ring old plan whare the empurur goes furst[/color]
  23. [color=#829314]MM: (@) or really show fate whoose boss![/color]
  24. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- His Grace is best suited to sticking to his paperwork and letting a champion go forth in his stead tis true[/color]
  25. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Mayhaps it is providence though that provides this opportunity for glory?[/color]
  26. [color=#829314]MM: (@) eye told yoo, that's naught how the yoonivurse werks at all!!!!!!!![/color]
  27. [color=#829314]MM: (@) nuthings desided untill wee do et[/color]
  28. [color=#829314]MM: (@) NUHTHING[/color]
  29. [color=#829314]MM: (@) let me beet et into yore hedd, thar is no such thing!![/color]
  30. [color=#829314]MM: (@) butt.......?!?!?![/color]
  31. [color=#829314]MM: (@) yew are the trowl 4 thes job, that's for shurr![/color]
  32. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Bah what would thee know ignorant peasant![/color]
  33. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- But we hath been down this road oft times before[/color]
  34. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Anyway I hath my grubs[/color]
  35. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Wrested from the vicious claws of a might dragon I mighty add![/color]
  36. [color=#829314]MM: (@) neithur of us aur changing hour minds on this, which is not verii RANDUM at aul >:([/color]
  37. [color=#829314]MM: (@) how lame!![/color]
  38. [color=#829314]MM: (@) i finally fownd mai game, so yew know whut happuns next[/color]
  39. [color=#829314]MM: (@) or do we?!?!?!?! ahahauhauhauhahaa[/color]
  40. [color=#829314]MM: (@) are yew bugging thee mail trolls again, calhad?? >:D[/color]
  41. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- They flee before me the cowards![/color]
  42. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Well, after doing their job first[/color]
  43. [color=#829314]MM: (@) if yoo ask me, eye think it's hilarius[/color]
  44. [color=#829314]MM: (@) gihv them a gud fright![/color]
  45. [color=#829314]MM: (@) mayk them say, "what the HELL? hoo's dis dooshbag?"[/color]
  46. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Calhad the Douchebag[/color]
  47. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- I must say there art better epithets[/color]
  48. [color=#829314]MM: (@) nah!!![/color]
  49. [color=#829314]MM: (@) yore dreaming[/color]
  50. [color=#829314]MM: (@) if i was troo to mai CHAOS THEORY, we wouldnt know ef yoo were playing disc wun or two[/color]
  51. [color=#829314]MM: (@) i would just pik whutevar!!!![/color]
  52. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Actually what doth come next?[/color]
  53. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- I am loath to admit but the technology confounds me[/color]
  54. [color=#829314]MM: (@) cents i only have the 2nd grub, eye'm going to bee the servur[/color]
  55. [color=#829314]MM: (@) that meens you get to be a big fat here-row[/color]
  56. [color=#829314]MM: (@) i aktually dont know wut the servur is, but hoo cares![/color]
  57. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Clearly it means thy get to be my serving wench![/color]
  58. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Seriously though what is my next move?[/color]
  59. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- I hath attached the grub to my electronic device but it does nothing![/color]
  60. [color=#829314]MM: (@) wot?? well.... we ARE playing tewgethar[/color]
  61. [color=#829314]MM: (@) whoo evur herd of a game that dus nothing?! >:|[/color]
  62. [color=#646464]-- musicalMobocracy [color=#829314][MM][/color] connected to gallantHidalgo [GH] --[/color]
  63. [color=#829314]MM: (@) eye juzt did mine! bam! done! APPLAUSE! krescendo![/color]
  64. [color=#829314]MM: (@) the audiense waits for the fenally[/color]
  65. [color=#829314]MM: (@) biting there claws.......[/color]
  66. [color=#829314]MM: (@) EN SUSPEN-SUH![/color]
  67. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- I await still[/color][/SPOILER]
  68.  
  69. [B][SIZE=3]> Connect[/SIZE][/B]
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  71. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kxAin.png[/IMG]
  72.  
  73. You are now connected. Apparently. You don't see anything different. Frankly you don't know why anyone would get worked up about this game.
  74.  
  75. [B][SIZE=3]==>[/SIZE][/B]
  76. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yQHYo.gif[/IMG]
  77.  
  78. A suit of amour becomes animated and starts flailing in your direction!
  79.  
  80. [SPOILER][color=#829314]MM: (@) holy shet!!!! kalhad, thes gayme makes enanimutt obgects cum to life!![/color]
  81. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- What is this witchcraft![/color]
  82. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Is this thy doing woman?[/color]
  83. [color=#829314]MM: (@) no!!! i half no idea wut's going on!!!![/color]
  84. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- My hive hath become haunted![/color]
  85. [color=#829314]MM: (@) aye kan see et on mai screan! pahahahaha[/color]
  86. [color=#829314]MM: (@) run Callhahd run!!![/color]
  87. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Things hath come to a pretty pass when a troll must flee in his own hive![/color]
  88. [color=#829314]MM: (@) i thouwt yoo were prepared four anything[/color]
  89. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- But no mere mortal weapon can harm incorporeal![/color]
  90. [color=#829314]MM: (@) no, you have to fight et! stop trying too b prepared fore things[/color]
  91. [color=#829314]MM: (@) punch the gohsts, punch them![/color]
  92. [color=#829314]MM: (@) there's wun 2 yore rite[/color]
  93. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Thy can see them truely?[/color]
  94. [color=#829314]MM: (@) yea!!! i think thats wut mai job es!!! >:D[/color]
  95. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Be mine eyes and ears then![/color]
  96. [color=#829314]MM: (@) eye've got these inveesibul shitbags aul figured out[/color]
  97. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Did thy see that punch?[/color]
  98. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Did I smote it?[/color]
  99. [color=#829314]MM: (@) it's way pissed off naow, you skrewed up[/color]
  100. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- I told thee twas not a good idea anger the spirits![/color]
  101. [/SPOILER]
  102.  
  103. [B][SIZE=3]==>[/SIZE][/B]
  104. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tKeZC.gif[/IMG]
  105.  
  106. Everything has suddenly gone dark as the 'poltergeist' engulfs you
  107.  
  108. [SPOILER][color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Alas I am undone![/color]
  109. [color=#829314]MM: (@) but wat's this? it looks liek you'r giving up!!![/color]
  110. [color=#829314]MM: (@) thay got bored & left, wow[/color]
  111. [color=#829314]MM: (@) whaaaaatevar[/color]
  112. [color=#829314]MM: (@) i'm not interusted with them anymoar, anyways[/color]
  113. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- Tell no one of this![/color]
  114. [color=#0055aa]GH: ---- If anyone asks I shall say I warded them off with mine mangrit[/color]
  115. [color=#829314]MM: (@) i might, i mite not!! just keep geh-sing whut i'll dew[/color]
  116. [color=#829314]MM: (@) sweet mangrit btw!! >;)[/color]
  117. [color=#646464]-- musicalMobocracy [color=#829314][MM][/color] gave up trolling gallantHidalgo[/color] [/SPOILER]
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