Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Nick, this was a
tragedy, but it's not why we're here.

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What, are we fighting
the weather now?

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Locals say the cyclone
had a face.

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People see things
when they're under stress.

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That does not mean
that this is the start

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to some other
big world-ending...

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Who are you?

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You don't want
any part of this.

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<i>♪ And I... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will always love you, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will always love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My darling, you... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mm-mm ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bittersweet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Memories ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That is all ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm taking ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will always love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I will always ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I, I will always ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love you ♪</i>

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Gone,
but not forgotten.

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Thanks to Kenneth Lim
and Vihaan Ramamurthy

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for their help with that
touching video tribute.

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This year has been
nothing short of...

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is crazy.
It's, like, insane.

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- Jason.
- What?

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No swearing.

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It's the last day of school.
We're good.

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Historic.

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Over five years ago,

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half of all life
in the universe,

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<i>including our own
Midtown High...</i>

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<i>...was wiped from existence.</i>

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Then eight months ago,
a band of brave heroes

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<i>brought us back.</i>

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They called it "the Blip."

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<i>Those of us who Blipped away
came back the same age...</i>

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<i>But our classmates
that didn't Blip</i>

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<i>had grown five years older.</i>

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Yeah, my little brother
is now older than me.

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Yeah, it's math.

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Even though we had Blipped away
halfway through the school year

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and had already taken midterms,

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the school made us
start the year

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over from the beginning.

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It's totally unfair.
It's not right.

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Tigers...

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...it's been
a long, dramatic,

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somewhat
confusing road.

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<i>As we draw this year
to a close,</i>

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<i>it's time to move on...</i>

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<i>to a new phase
of our lives.</i>

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<i>Pray nothing crazy
happens again</i>

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<i>because are the Avengers
a thing anymore?</i>

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<i>Does anyone even have a plan?</i>

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I have a plan.

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First, I'm gonna sit
next to MJ on the flight.

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Second, I'm gonna buy
a dual headphone adapter

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and watch movies with her
the whole time.

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- Okay.
- Three,

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when we go to Venice,
Venice is famous

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- for making stuff out of glass.
- True.

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I'm gonna buy her
a black dahlia necklace

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because her favorite flower
is the black dahlia

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- because of, well...
- The murder.

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The murder.
Four, when we go to Paris,

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I'm gonna take her
to the top of the Eiffel Tower,

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- give her the necklace.
- Oh.

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Then, five,
I'm gonna tell her how I feel.

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Then, six,
hopefully she tells me

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she feels
the same way.

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Oh, don't forget
step seven.

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- Step seven?
- Don't do any of that.

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Why?

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We're gonna be
bachelors in Europe.

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- Ned.
- Look,

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I may not know much,

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but I do know this:

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Europeans love
Americans.

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Really?

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More than half
are women.

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Okay. Sure.

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But... I really like MJ,
man, okay?

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She's awesome, she's super funny
in a kind of dark way.

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Sometimes I catch her
looking at me,

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I feel like
I've stood up...

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- She's coming.
- What up, dorks?

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Excited about
the science trip?

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Hey, yeah. We're just
talking about the trip.

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Yeah,
and Peter's plan.

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You have a plan?

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I don't...
I don't have a plan.

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He's... He's just gonna
collect tiny spoons

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when we're traveling
to other countries.

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Like a...
Like a grandmother?

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I'm not collecting
tiny spoons.

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He's collecting
tiny spoons.

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Oh, okay, well...

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that was a real
roller coaster.

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By the way, travel tip:

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You should download a VPN
on your phone,

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so the government can't
track you while abroad.

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Smart... Will do.

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Dude, I think
that went really great.

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When I Blipped
back to my apartment,

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the family that was living there
was very confused.

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The wife thought
that I was a mistress.

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The grandma thought
that I was a ghost.

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It was... It was really a mess.

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Thank you all for coming out

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to support those who have been
displaced by the Blip.

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And, of course,
thanks to our very own

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Spider-Man!

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Thank you, Miss Parker,
for having me.

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And thank you, you guys,
for having me.

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And thank you,
Spider-Man.

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He'll be right back out
to take photos and videos.

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Thank you!

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- That was amazing.
- That was great.

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That was so cool.
I was so nervous.

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I was a little stiff.
I wasn't in the pocket.

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- No, I thought you did great.
- You were a little stiff.

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Uh, yeah, I felt that too.
I felt that too.

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- It's fine, fine.
- Okay.

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- Did you get your passport?
- Yeah.

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- Mini toothpaste?
- Yeah, I did.

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Hey, sorry I'm late.

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Happy. Hey.

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Oh, you look lovely.

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- Thanks. You too.
- Thank you.

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- New dress?
- Yeah, yes, it is.

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It's a new beard.

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It's my... My Blip beard.

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'Cause I grew it
in the Blip.

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It's a Blip beard.

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I see. Yeah.

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The reason I'm late is
because this was misplaced.

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Can you believe it?
It's enormous.

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Not the amount,
the size.

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The amount's nice too.
They're generous.

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Pepper Potts said, sorry
she couldn't be here.

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I think I'm gonna go change
the Sterno

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under the vegan lasagna.

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Spider-Man, go shake hands.

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Will do.

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What just happened?

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Heads up,
Nick Fury's calling you.

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- Nick Fury's gonna call me? Why?
- Yeah.

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Why? He probably has hero stuff
for you to do.

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You're a superhero.
He calls superheroes.

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If it was that important,

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he'd probably call
someone else, not me.

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Apparently not.

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No caller ID.
That's him.

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I don't wanna
talk to Fury.

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- Answer the phone.
- Why?

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If you don't talk to him,

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I have to and I don't want to.

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- Why not?
- I'm scared. Answer the phone.

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- You sent Fury to voicemail?
- Yeah.

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You don't send Fury
to voicemail.

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They're calling me.

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- I gotta go.
- You gotta talk to him.

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I'm gonna call him. I promise,
I'm gonna call him. I will.

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You do not ghost
Nick Fury.

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I promise you, I'll call him.

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After my trip.

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Hey!

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Yeah, hi.
No, no, he's not ghosting you.

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Okay, one question at a time.

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Are you
the head Avenger?

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Are you
the head Avenger now?

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Uh, no, I'm not.

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If aliens come back,
what are you gonna do?

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If aliens come back,
what will you do?

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Does anyone have
neighborhood questions?

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Sean Winford,
<i>Queens Tribune.</i>

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What's it like to take over
from Tony Stark?

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Those are
big shoes to fill.

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I'mma...

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I'm gonna go.
Thanks, everyone, for coming.

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Okay.

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Hungry?

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So sorry.

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I thought you could sense that
with your Peter-tingle.

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Please do not start calling it
my Peter-tingle.

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So, what's up? You can dodge
bullets but not bananas?

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No, I just really
need this vacation.

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I need a break.

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You deserve it. Mm.

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Yeah.

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You know what?

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You should pack your suit,
just in case.

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I have a tingle about it.

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Please stop saying
"tingle," May.

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No.

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No. No, I'm not.

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Vacation, yeah!

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Can you help
me get my stuff up?

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- Oh, sorry, that's mine.
- No worries.

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Give me a tablet.

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Do you want first shift
or second?

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I could take either.

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Give me the third shift.
I took an Ambien.

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I can't chaperone
kids alone.

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Yo, Parker.

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This is called
an airplane.

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It's like buses
you're used to,

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except it flies over
poor neighborhoods

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instead of driving
through them.

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- Ma'am?
- Hmm?

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He Blipped, so technically,
he's 16, not 21.

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I'll take that.

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She's lying.
I don't even know this girl.

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Classic MJ, right?

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Did you know Brad
was coming?

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It... It's so weird.

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Like, one day,
he's that kid who cried

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and got nosebleeds
all the time,

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and suddenly, we Blip back,

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and he's totally ripped
and super nice

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and all these girls
are after him.

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Not all the girls
are after him.

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No, man,
they're all after him.

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- Yeah.
- Here.

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Anyway, on to more important
things. It's a nine-hour flight.

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We can play <i>Beast Slayers</i>
the whole time.

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Are you excited?

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I need help
to sit next to MJ.

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Seriously?

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Yes, seriously.

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What about our plan?

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American bachelors
in Europe.

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That's your plan.
That's a solo plan.

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Come on, this is my plan.

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Please.

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Uh, hey, guys.

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Uh, there's an old lady

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sitting in front of us

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wearing a crazy amount
of perfume,

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and it's kind of setting off
Peter's allergies.

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Um, you know, Betty,
if you could just

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switch seats with him,
that would be...

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He's allergic
to perfume?

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Yeah, yeah,
because, um, it...

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It makes his eyes water,

253
00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:12,173
- and he can't really...
- Peter has a perfume allergy?

254
00:12:12,175 --> 00:12:13,339
Oh, uh...

255
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,341
From experience,

256
00:12:14,343 --> 00:12:15,641
allergies are no joke.

257
00:12:15,643 --> 00:12:17,611
I can feel hives
breaking out already.

258
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,011
MJ, stand up.

259
00:12:19,013 --> 00:12:20,881
Ned, take MJ's spot.

260
00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:22,783
MJ, you take my spot.

261
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,417
Peter,
let's get you out of there.

262
00:12:24,419 --> 00:12:26,351
- Sorry.
- Zach, Sebastian,

263
00:12:26,353 --> 00:12:28,754
you take Ned and Peter's seats.

264
00:12:28,756 --> 00:12:31,256
Ned, thanks for bringing this
to my attention.

265
00:12:31,258 --> 00:12:32,891
Your safety is my
responsibility.

266
00:12:32,893 --> 00:12:35,093
And Mr. Dell's, but he's...

267
00:12:35,095 --> 00:12:37,596
I got it for now.
Let's go, Peter!

268
00:12:37,598 --> 00:12:39,434
Let's go!

269
00:12:45,739 --> 00:12:49,276
Yeah, I have a small bladder,
so I took the aisle.

270
00:12:52,079 --> 00:12:54,913
So did you wanna
play <i>Beast Slayer?</i>

271
00:12:54,915 --> 00:12:57,082
Nope.

272
00:12:57,084 --> 00:12:59,552
Have you ever played
any kind of PC game or...?

273
00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:01,987
- No.
- Got it. Ahem.

274
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:05,857
Did I tell you my wife
pretended to Blip out?

275
00:13:05,859 --> 00:13:08,595
Turns out, she ran off
with a guy in her hiking group.

276
00:13:08,597 --> 00:13:10,162
We had a fake funeral
for her...

277
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,497
Well, the funeral
was real

278
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,196
because I thought
she was dead.

279
00:13:13,198 --> 00:13:14,532
Do you wanna
see the video?

280
00:13:14,534 --> 00:13:16,200
Oh, I got
a dual headphone adapter

281
00:13:16,202 --> 00:13:17,601
if you wanna
watch a movie.

282
00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:20,105
Only if it's depressing.
Or hilarious.

283
00:13:20,107 --> 00:13:22,038
Oh, you have
a dual headphone adapter.

284
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,173
We can watch together.

285
00:13:23,175 --> 00:13:24,709
<i>Good afternoon,</i>

286
00:13:24,711 --> 00:13:26,445
<i>this is your captain speaking.</i>

287
00:13:26,447 --> 00:13:28,546
<i>Our flight time today will
be eight hours,</i>

288
00:13:28,548 --> 00:13:30,648
<i>49 minutes
to Venice, Italy.</i>

289
00:13:42,328 --> 00:13:44,698
Oh! Oh!

290
00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:39,650
Hey man, did you see Brad and MJ
on the plane?

291
00:14:39,652 --> 00:14:42,352
They were watching movies
and laughing the entire time.

292
00:14:42,354 --> 00:14:44,121
Dude, don't worry,
okay?

293
00:14:44,123 --> 00:14:45,288
I'm sure
that's nothing.

294
00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:46,290
Hey, babe.

295
00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:47,555
Can you hold this for me?

296
00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:49,227
- Yeah, of course.
- Thanks.

297
00:14:58,135 --> 00:14:59,202
What was that?

298
00:14:59,204 --> 00:15:01,136
Uh, well,

299
00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:03,640
we got to talking on the plane,
and it turns out,

300
00:15:03,642 --> 00:15:05,208
we have a lot in common.

301
00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:07,843
So, uh, we're boyfriend
and girlfriend now.

302
00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:10,713
Whatever happened to being
an American bachelor in Europe?

303
00:15:10,715 --> 00:15:13,482
Peter, those were the words
of a boy.

304
00:15:13,484 --> 00:15:16,017
And that boy met a woman.

305
00:15:16,019 --> 00:15:18,853
A very strong
and powerful woman.

306
00:15:18,855 --> 00:15:21,790
And now,
that boy's a man.

307
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:24,059
- Babe?
- Coming, babe.

308
00:15:29,032 --> 00:15:31,166
There's nothing in there.
I swear.

309
00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:48,683
These, no.

310
00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:00,261
Sorry. Sorry.

311
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,530
- I'm here.
- Wait, wait, wait.

312
00:16:02,532 --> 00:16:04,699
- I'm here.
- Thank goodness.

313
00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:40,234
Looks like we're here.

314
00:16:40,236 --> 00:16:42,269
They're doing renovations
to the place.

315
00:16:42,271 --> 00:16:44,904
- Getting some upgrades.
- Oh, this is trash.

316
00:16:44,906 --> 00:16:46,506
- That must be the concierge.
- Okay.

317
00:16:46,508 --> 00:16:48,241
Come on, man.

318
00:16:48,243 --> 00:16:50,778
Everyone, here we are.

319
00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:53,013
Whoa!

320
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,480
- Wow!
- Come on in.

321
00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:56,116
This place
is sinking.

322
00:16:56,118 --> 00:16:58,317
- You mean, "charming."
- It stinks.

323
00:16:58,319 --> 00:17:00,787
Okay, everybody,
drop your bags off.

324
00:17:00,789 --> 00:17:03,656
We're gonna meet at the
da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go!

325
00:17:03,658 --> 00:17:05,826
- <i>¡Vámanos!</i>
- It's <i>"andiamo."</i>

326
00:17:05,828 --> 00:17:07,126
<i>Andiamo!</i>

327
00:17:07,128 --> 00:17:08,761
When in Rome,
do as Romans do.

328
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,830
When you're in Venice,
your socks get wet.

329
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,837
What's up, Flash Mob?
How you guys doing?

330
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,472
I'm here in
St. Marco Polo's...

331
00:17:22,677 --> 00:17:24,143
- This is so much fun.
- Yeah?

332
00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:39,027
Oh!

333
00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:49,969
Three, two, one...
say pizza!

334
00:17:49,971 --> 00:17:52,305
Pizza! Pizza time!

335
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:13,491
- <i>Buongiorno.</i>
- <i>Buongiorno.</i>

336
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,992
Hi. Uh...

337
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,561
I'm looking for a, uh...

338
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,141
It's perfect.

339
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,751
What?

340
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,054
The most perfect word.

341
00:18:42,056 --> 00:18:43,889
Italians created it,
I discovered it.

342
00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:46,091
- What does it mean?
- It means a million things.

343
00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:47,926
I don't know.
Get out of my face.

344
00:18:47,928 --> 00:18:49,861
I don't know
and get out of my face.

345
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,630
It's the best thing Italy
created, except for espresso.

346
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,399
Oh, so you've been
drinking espresso?

347
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:58,268
Hey. German?
American.

348
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,772
A rose for you.

349
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,706
Whoa.

350
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,274
<i>"Boh"</i> is my
new superpower.

351
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,979
It's like the anti-"aloha."
I was born to say this word.

352
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,380
So, what's in the bag?

353
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,347
Oh, uh...

354
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,153
Nice.

355
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:23,462
Whoa, cool.

356
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,280
What was that?

357
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:06,305
- Betty! You okay?
- Yeah.

358
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,938
- Oh, my God!
- Come on.

359
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,308
Guys, we gotta go!

360
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:15,678
- What is that?
- I don't know.

361
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,612
- What'll you do?
- My suit's in the hotel.

362
00:20:17,614 --> 00:20:19,148
- Why?
- I'm on vacation, Ned!

363
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:21,149
Everyone will see my face.
Get them out.

364
00:20:21,151 --> 00:20:22,054
Go! Just go!

365
00:20:32,496 --> 00:20:33,631
Get out of here. Go!

366
00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:37,502
Oh, my God.

367
00:20:45,575 --> 00:20:46,574
Come on.

368
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:00,725
Oh, no, you don't.

369
00:21:11,734 --> 00:21:14,004
You okay?
Get out of here. Go!

370
00:22:05,087 --> 00:22:06,153
Excuse me, sir!

371
00:22:06,155 --> 00:22:07,954
I... I can help.
Let me help.

372
00:22:07,956 --> 00:22:09,723
I'm really strong,
and I'm sticky.

373
00:22:09,725 --> 00:22:11,860
I need to lead it away
from the canals.

374
00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:38,652
The da Vinci Museum.

375
00:22:38,654 --> 00:22:40,954
This is why
we're here in Venice.

376
00:22:40,956 --> 00:22:42,554
Oh, this is it.

377
00:22:42,556 --> 00:22:43,790
It's closed.

378
00:22:43,792 --> 00:22:45,658
What do you mean?
Till when?

379
00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:46,758
November.

380
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,327
You didn't check
the website?

381
00:22:48,329 --> 00:22:49,531
Oh, that's
a good idea.

382
00:23:04,846 --> 00:23:05,914
Oh, come on.

383
00:23:10,016 --> 00:23:12,216
Stay low, kids.
We'll be safe here.

384
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:12,844
- Who is that guy?
- I don't know,

385
00:24:12,846 --> 00:24:14,511
but he's kicking
that water's ass.

386
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,879
Yeah! Yeah!

387
00:25:03,761 --> 00:25:05,295
It's aliens.
It has to be.

388
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:07,498
BuzzFeed says there's a sailor,
Morris Bench,

389
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,165
who was exposed
to an experimental

390
00:25:09,167 --> 00:25:11,267
underwater generator
and got hydro powers.

391
00:25:11,269 --> 00:25:12,835
You should
definitely believe

392
00:25:12,837 --> 00:25:14,437
everything
on the Internet.

393
00:25:14,439 --> 00:25:16,940
- Spider-Man could take him.
- What do you think it is?

394
00:25:18,776 --> 00:25:20,979
You know,
being a man of science...

395
00:25:22,279 --> 00:25:23,612
witches.

396
00:25:23,614 --> 00:25:25,581
No, no, no.
We wanna stay.

397
00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:27,316
Good thing
I packed your suit, huh?

398
00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:28,816
<i>I can't believe you forgot it.</i>

399
00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:30,251
Yeah.

400
00:25:30,253 --> 00:25:31,819
Who was that guy
you were with?

401
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,088
Was that Mr. Strange?

402
00:25:33,090 --> 00:25:35,990
Doctor Strange, May.
Doctor Strange.

403
00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:37,726
And, no, I don't know
who that was.

404
00:25:37,728 --> 00:25:39,094
<i>It was a new guy.</i>

405
00:25:39,096 --> 00:25:41,229
- I was trying to help him...
- That's my lunch.

406
00:25:41,231 --> 00:25:42,464
Don't eat
that one.

407
00:25:42,466 --> 00:25:43,464
Happy's there?

408
00:25:43,466 --> 00:25:45,601
Yeah, it's Happy.

409
00:25:45,603 --> 00:25:47,835
He's here.
He came by to volunteer.

410
00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:50,105
<i>And he's hanging
around the office.</i>

411
00:25:50,107 --> 00:25:52,607
- And he wants to say hi.
- I don't want... Hi, Peter.

412
00:25:52,609 --> 00:25:54,044
Hey, Happy.

413
00:25:55,812 --> 00:25:59,680
Sorry, I'm working hard here.
I gotta do a... A leaflet drop.

414
00:25:59,682 --> 00:26:02,016
- What are you...?
- <i>Glad you're having a good time.</i>

415
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:04,020
Don't worry, I'm taking
care of your aunt.

416
00:26:06,955 --> 00:26:09,492
So how's
the plan going?

417
00:26:11,662 --> 00:26:13,661
There's been setbacks,
for sure.

418
00:26:13,663 --> 00:26:16,163
Trust your instincts,
you'll be fine.

419
00:26:16,165 --> 00:26:19,000
I know. Love you.
Bye.

420
00:26:20,636 --> 00:26:21,835
Who is that guy?

421
00:26:21,837 --> 00:26:23,738
He's Iron Man and Thor
rolled into one.

422
00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:26,674
He's all right.
He's no Spider-Man.

423
00:26:26,676 --> 00:26:28,511
What is it with you
and Spider-Man?

424
00:26:29,711 --> 00:26:31,679
What?
He's just awesome, okay?

425
00:26:31,681 --> 00:26:35,115
He protects the neighborhood
and, you know, he's inspiring.

426
00:26:35,117 --> 00:26:37,317
He inspires me
to be a better man.

427
00:26:37,319 --> 00:26:39,720
What's up, dickwad?
Thought you drowned.

428
00:26:43,058 --> 00:26:44,692
Sounds like
his name's Mysterio.

429
00:26:44,694 --> 00:26:46,526
<i>"L'uomo del misterio"</i>

430
00:26:46,528 --> 00:26:48,728
is Italian
for "man of mystery."

431
00:26:48,730 --> 00:26:50,296
They don't know
who he is.

432
00:26:50,298 --> 00:26:51,834
Mysterio.

433
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:54,170
Cool name.

434
00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:56,737
Babe.

435
00:26:56,739 --> 00:26:58,772
So how much of that
did you actually see?

436
00:26:58,774 --> 00:27:00,841
Not much. I was running.

437
00:27:00,843 --> 00:27:03,744
Right. Me too.
I was also running...

438
00:27:03,746 --> 00:27:04,881
away.

439
00:27:06,915 --> 00:27:09,115
So Paris tomorrow.

440
00:27:09,117 --> 00:27:11,852
Go to the Eiffel Tower.
Should be great.

441
00:27:11,854 --> 00:27:14,787
Yeah, I read it was secretly
built as a mind control antenna

442
00:27:14,789 --> 00:27:16,523
to create an army
of the insane.

443
00:27:16,525 --> 00:27:17,923
Oh.

444
00:27:17,925 --> 00:27:18,926
It's my favorite

445
00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:20,127
destination on the trip.

446
00:27:23,432 --> 00:27:25,798
What are you gonna do about
the water monster?

447
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,735
Nothing. It's dead.

448
00:27:27,737 --> 00:27:30,169
Besides, that Mysterio guy's
all over it.

449
00:27:30,171 --> 00:27:32,038
Look, I just wanna
spend time with MJ.

450
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,040
We were talking about Paris,
and I think she really likes me.

451
00:27:35,042 --> 00:27:36,376
That's nice.

452
00:27:36,378 --> 00:27:38,578
Reminds me of when
Betty and I fell in love.

453
00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:40,782
I had just finished
my fruit cobbler, and...

454
00:27:44,919 --> 00:27:49,791
You're a very difficult person
to contact, Spider-Man.

455
00:27:52,893 --> 00:27:54,793
You're Nick Fury.

456
00:27:54,795 --> 00:27:56,362
And you just shot Ned.

457
00:27:56,364 --> 00:27:57,863
It's a mild tranquilizer.

458
00:27:57,865 --> 00:27:58,863
He'll be all right.

459
00:27:58,865 --> 00:28:02,001
So good to finally meet you.

460
00:28:02,003 --> 00:28:03,668
I saw you at the funeral,

461
00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:06,438
I didn't think that was
a good time to exchange numbers.

462
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,475
No, that would've
been inappropriate.

463
00:28:08,477 --> 00:28:10,610
- That's what I just said.
- Right.

464
00:28:10,612 --> 00:28:13,079
The important thing is,
you're here.

465
00:28:13,081 --> 00:28:14,480
I tried to bring you here.

466
00:28:14,482 --> 00:28:17,449
You avoided me,
and now you're here.

467
00:28:17,451 --> 00:28:19,252
What a coincidence.

468
00:28:19,254 --> 00:28:21,486
Wait. Was this
a coincidence?

469
00:28:21,488 --> 00:28:24,856
I used to know everything.

470
00:28:24,858 --> 00:28:26,692
Then I come back
five years later,

471
00:28:26,694 --> 00:28:28,626
and now I know nothing.

472
00:28:28,628 --> 00:28:31,428
No intel, no team.

473
00:28:31,430 --> 00:28:33,732
And a high school kid

474
00:28:33,734 --> 00:28:36,767
is dodging my calls.

475
00:28:36,769 --> 00:28:38,338
Here's what I do know:

476
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:46,311
A week ago, a village in Mexico
was wiped out by a cyclone.

477
00:28:46,313 --> 00:28:49,814
Witnesses say
that cyclone had a face.

478
00:28:53,919 --> 00:28:58,156
Three days later,
a similar event in Morocco.

479
00:28:58,158 --> 00:28:59,794
A village was...

480
00:29:01,027 --> 00:29:02,327
Just making the rounds.

481
00:29:02,329 --> 00:29:04,129
See if anyone needs
any counseling

482
00:29:04,131 --> 00:29:05,796
after today's
traumatic events.

483
00:29:05,798 --> 00:29:08,398
No, we'll be okay.
We're fine. Thank you.

484
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,968
Great because I'm...
I'm not qualified to actually...

485
00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:13,369
Oh, he's passed out.

486
00:29:13,371 --> 00:29:16,442
I'm not qualified to
do it anyway, so good night.

487
00:29:18,311 --> 00:29:20,343
That was my teacher.
Sorry about that.

488
00:29:20,345 --> 00:29:21,579
You were saying?

489
00:29:21,581 --> 00:29:23,080
A village was
destroyed by what

490
00:29:23,082 --> 00:29:25,015
may well be
another world-threatening...

491
00:29:25,017 --> 00:29:26,416
Babe, you still awake?

492
00:29:26,418 --> 00:29:28,252
You're not answering
any of my texts.

493
00:29:28,254 --> 00:29:30,020
Um, he's asleep, Betty.

494
00:29:30,022 --> 00:29:31,487
Oh, already?

495
00:29:31,489 --> 00:29:33,323
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Okay.

496
00:29:33,325 --> 00:29:35,192
That's why
it's imperative...

497
00:29:35,194 --> 00:29:37,561
Hey, boys.
So that canal water today

498
00:29:37,563 --> 00:29:39,731
was filled
with dangerous bacteria...

499
00:29:39,733 --> 00:29:41,532
Another person
touches that door,

500
00:29:41,534 --> 00:29:43,567
we are going
to attend another funeral.

501
00:29:43,569 --> 00:29:45,202
- Suit up.
- Let me know if

502
00:29:45,204 --> 00:29:46,704
either of you
develop vomiting.

503
00:29:50,309 --> 00:29:52,376
Stark left these for you.

504
00:29:52,378 --> 00:29:54,047
Really?

505
00:30:04,622 --> 00:30:09,425
"Uneasy lies the head
that wears the crown."

506
00:30:09,427 --> 00:30:11,092
Stark said
you wouldn't get that

507
00:30:11,094 --> 00:30:13,596
because it's not
a <i>Star Wars</i> reference.

508
00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:18,902
You can lose the mask.

509
00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:20,771
Everyone here
has seen you without it.

510
00:30:20,773 --> 00:30:22,437
You'd only be
feigning anonymity

511
00:30:22,439 --> 00:30:25,510
and breathing through spandex
for no good reason.

512
00:30:30,247 --> 00:30:31,616
Come on.

513
00:30:32,317 --> 00:30:33,619
Yeah.

514
00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:38,990
Over there,
we have Maria Hill.

515
00:30:40,291 --> 00:30:43,591
That is Dimitri.

516
00:30:43,593 --> 00:30:47,063
And this is Mr. Beck.

517
00:30:49,366 --> 00:30:50,432
Mysterio?

518
00:30:50,434 --> 00:30:51,601
What?

519
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:54,702
Doesn't matter.
It's what my friends

520
00:30:54,704 --> 00:30:55,904
have been calling you.

521
00:30:55,906 --> 00:30:59,243
Well, you can
call me Quentin.

522
00:31:01,544 --> 00:31:03,612
You handled yourself well
out there today.

523
00:31:03,614 --> 00:31:05,280
I saw what you did
with the tower.

524
00:31:05,282 --> 00:31:07,348
We could use someone like you
on my world.

525
00:31:07,350 --> 00:31:09,084
Thanks.

526
00:31:09,086 --> 00:31:10,586
I'm sorry. Your world?

527
00:31:10,588 --> 00:31:13,355
Mr. Beck is from Earth.

528
00:31:13,357 --> 00:31:14,923
Just not yours.

529
00:31:14,925 --> 00:31:16,791
There are multiple realities.

530
00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:19,994
This is Earth Dimension 616.
I'm from Earth 833.

531
00:31:19,996 --> 00:31:23,197
I'm sorry, you're saying
there's a multiverse?

532
00:31:23,199 --> 00:31:25,166
'Cause I thought
that was theoretical.

533
00:31:25,168 --> 00:31:27,167
That changes how we understand
the initial singularity.

534
00:31:27,169 --> 00:31:29,538
We're talking about
an eternal inflation system.

535
00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:31,874
How does that even work
with all the quantum...?

536
00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:32,844
It's insane.

537
00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:38,412
S-sorry. It's really cool.

538
00:31:38,414 --> 00:31:42,083
Don't ever apologize for being
the smartest one in the room.

539
00:31:42,085 --> 00:31:44,684
Anyway...

540
00:31:46,789 --> 00:31:49,824
They were born in stable orbits
within black holes.

541
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:52,093
Creatures formed
from the primary elements:

542
00:31:52,095 --> 00:31:54,695
Air, water, fire, earth.

543
00:31:54,697 --> 00:31:57,331
The Science Division had
a technical name.

544
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,500
We just called them
Elementals.

545
00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:02,001
Versions of them exist
across our mythologies.

546
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,871
Turns out,
the myths are real.

547
00:32:03,873 --> 00:32:05,771
Like Thor.

548
00:32:05,773 --> 00:32:08,910
Thor was a myth, now I study him
in my physics class.

549
00:32:08,912 --> 00:32:11,411
These myths are threats.

550
00:32:11,413 --> 00:32:14,181
They first materialized
on my Earth many years ago.

551
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,648
We mobilized
and fought them,

552
00:32:15,650 --> 00:32:18,251
but with each battle,
they grew, got stronger.

553
00:32:18,253 --> 00:32:21,321
I was part of the last battalion
left trying to stop them.

554
00:32:21,323 --> 00:32:23,589
All we did was
delay the inevitable.

555
00:32:23,591 --> 00:32:26,758
The Elementals are here now,
attacking the same coordinates.

556
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,228
Our satellites
confirm it.

557
00:32:28,230 --> 00:32:31,030
So thank Mr. Beck for destroying
the other three.

558
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,864
There's only one left:
fire.

559
00:32:32,866 --> 00:32:35,235
The strongest
of them all.

560
00:32:35,237 --> 00:32:36,739
The one that destroyed
my Earth.

561
00:32:38,907 --> 00:32:40,807
It's the one
that took my family.

562
00:32:44,078 --> 00:32:45,711
I'm sorry.

563
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,248
And it will be in Prague
in approximately 48 hours.

564
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:51,151
We have one mission:
kill it.

565
00:32:51,153 --> 00:32:52,387
And you're coming with us.

566
00:32:54,255 --> 00:32:57,156
I'm sorry,
did you say Prague? Heh.

567
00:32:57,158 --> 00:32:59,258
Mr. Fury,
this all seems like bigtime,

568
00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:01,993
you know, huge superhero
kind of stuff.

569
00:33:01,995 --> 00:33:05,565
And, I mean, I'm just a friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.

570
00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:07,432
Bitch, please.
You've been to space.

571
00:33:07,434 --> 00:33:09,067
I know,
but that was an accident.

572
00:33:09,069 --> 00:33:11,071
There's gotta be someone else
you can use.

573
00:33:12,271 --> 00:33:14,139
- What about Thor?
- Off-world.

574
00:33:14,141 --> 00:33:15,940
Okay, um, Doctor Strange.

575
00:33:15,942 --> 00:33:17,575
- Unavailable.
- Captain Marvel.

576
00:33:17,577 --> 00:33:19,076
Don't invoke her name.

577
00:33:19,078 --> 00:33:20,911
Sir, look,
I really wanna help. I do.

578
00:33:20,913 --> 00:33:23,782
If my aunt finds out I left
my class trip, she'll kill me.

579
00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:26,384
If I'm seen in Europe
after the Washington Monument,

580
00:33:26,386 --> 00:33:28,586
my class will figure out
who I am, and then...

581
00:33:28,588 --> 00:33:30,322
Then the whole world
will figure out

582
00:33:30,324 --> 00:33:32,125
who I am,
then I'm done.

583
00:33:32,759 --> 00:33:34,093
Okay.

584
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,462
I understand.

585
00:33:36,396 --> 00:33:38,063
I'm sorry, what?

586
00:33:38,065 --> 00:33:40,832
Why don't you get back
before your teachers miss you

587
00:33:40,834 --> 00:33:43,402
and become suspicious.

588
00:33:43,404 --> 00:33:44,903
Dimitri.

589
00:33:44,905 --> 00:33:47,238
Take him back to the hotel,
please.

590
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,239
Yes.

591
00:33:48,241 --> 00:33:50,308
Thank you, Mr. Fury.

592
00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:52,376
And, uh, good luck.

593
00:33:54,215 --> 00:33:55,813
See you, kid.

594
00:33:55,815 --> 00:33:57,484
Yeah, see you.

595
00:33:58,951 --> 00:34:01,321
- Bye, ma'am.
- Yeah.

596
00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:07,424
Okay, drink lots
of water.

597
00:34:07,426 --> 00:34:09,326
I'm gonna get you
a vitamin C pill.

598
00:34:09,328 --> 00:34:12,295
- You cannot get sick, okay?
- Okay. Thanks, baby.

599
00:34:12,297 --> 00:34:14,165
Hey, man, are you sure
you're good?

600
00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:15,699
Oh, dude, I'm fine.

601
00:34:15,701 --> 00:34:17,201
- Okay. Nice.
- Don't worry.

602
00:34:17,203 --> 00:34:19,803
Seriously, getting tranq'd
in the neck by Nick Fury,

603
00:34:19,805 --> 00:34:22,172
probably the coolest thing
to ever happen to me.

604
00:34:22,174 --> 00:34:23,540
- It is pretty awesome.
- Yeah.

605
00:34:23,542 --> 00:34:25,475
I'm happy I don't have
to go to Prague.

606
00:34:25,477 --> 00:34:26,777
- Seriously.
- Good news.

607
00:34:26,779 --> 00:34:29,312
We're going to Prague. Huh?

608
00:34:29,314 --> 00:34:30,881
- What?
- Prague?

609
00:34:30,883 --> 00:34:33,317
Yeah. Tour company called.
They upgraded us.

610
00:34:33,319 --> 00:34:35,553
You should've heard me
on the phone with them.

611
00:34:35,555 --> 00:34:37,020
I really gave them hell.

612
00:34:37,022 --> 00:34:38,489
All I heard was
crying.

613
00:34:38,491 --> 00:34:39,991
Look at
our upgraded ride. Huh?

614
00:34:39,993 --> 00:34:41,190
Whoa, bro,
you see that?

615
00:34:41,192 --> 00:34:42,460
It's pretty sick.

616
00:34:42,462 --> 00:34:44,428
I'm impressed,
Mr. Harrington.

617
00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,095
Oh, come on.

618
00:34:46,097 --> 00:34:49,599
Peter, what...?
What's going on?

619
00:34:49,601 --> 00:34:53,035
I think Nick Fury just hijacked
our summer vacation.

620
00:34:53,037 --> 00:34:56,472
I'm, uh, Mr. Harrington
to the kids...

621
00:34:56,474 --> 00:34:58,207
- Oh, all right.
- Okay.

622
00:34:58,209 --> 00:34:59,412
Awesome.

623
00:35:00,612 --> 00:35:03,012
Yeah. Awesome.

624
00:35:25,570 --> 00:35:28,070
Yo, what's up, Flash Mob?
It's your boy, the Big F,

625
00:35:28,072 --> 00:35:30,875
cruising through the Alps
with my private driver, Dimitri.

626
00:35:52,330 --> 00:35:55,163
"For the next Tony Stark,
I trust you.

627
00:35:55,165 --> 00:35:56,768
Say EDITH."

628
00:35:58,736 --> 00:36:02,071
<i>Stand by for
retinal and biometric scan.</i>

629
00:36:02,073 --> 00:36:04,239
<i>Retinal and biometric scan
accepted.</i>

630
00:36:04,241 --> 00:36:06,574
- Hello?
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>

631
00:36:06,576 --> 00:36:08,543
<i>I am EDITH, Tony Stark's</i>

632
00:36:08,545 --> 00:36:11,746
<i>augmented-reality
security and defense system.</i>

633
00:36:11,748 --> 00:36:14,549
- So he made you for me?
- <i>No. But you have access</i>

634
00:36:14,551 --> 00:36:16,752
- <i>to all of Tony's protocols.</i>
- Cool.

635
00:36:16,754 --> 00:36:18,821
<i>Would you like
to see what I can do?</i>

636
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,229
<i>EDITH stands for
"Even dead, I'm the hero."</i>

637
00:36:28,231 --> 00:36:29,796
<i>Tony loved his acronyms.</i>

638
00:36:29,798 --> 00:36:32,434
- Yeah, he did.
- <i>I have access to</i>

639
00:36:32,436 --> 00:36:34,669
<i>the entire
Stark Global Security network,</i>

640
00:36:34,671 --> 00:36:36,738
<i>including multiple
defense satellites,</i>

641
00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:38,305
<i>as well as back doors</i>

642
00:36:38,307 --> 00:36:40,177
<i>to all major
telecommunication networks.</i>

643
00:36:41,144 --> 00:36:42,179
Whoa.

644
00:36:47,084 --> 00:36:48,318
Is MJ texting?

645
00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:53,053
No. Don't look at it.
Don't look at it.

646
00:36:53,055 --> 00:36:55,122
That's wrong. That's wrong.

647
00:37:12,741 --> 00:37:15,107
Petrol and toilets.
Ten minutes!

648
00:37:15,109 --> 00:37:17,277
Flash Mob, this is what
we doing out here...

649
00:37:17,279 --> 00:37:19,645
Toilet, toilet, toilet.
Which way to the toilet?

650
00:37:19,647 --> 00:37:21,346
Ten minutes,
everyone.

651
00:37:21,348 --> 00:37:24,486
Dimitri,
where exactly are we?

652
00:37:26,621 --> 00:37:27,853
Okay.
I'll figure it out.

653
00:37:27,855 --> 00:37:29,154
Oh, my gosh,
it's so sick.

654
00:37:29,156 --> 00:37:31,357
It's beautiful.

655
00:37:31,359 --> 00:37:32,661
What?

656
00:37:45,406 --> 00:37:46,639
Hello.

657
00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:47,877
Close the door.

658
00:37:51,846 --> 00:37:53,846
Um...

659
00:37:53,848 --> 00:37:55,215
I'm Peter Parker.

660
00:37:55,217 --> 00:37:57,053
Take off your clothes.

661
00:37:58,486 --> 00:37:59,818
- Excuse me?
- You told Fury

662
00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:02,287
Spider-Man
cannot be seen in Europe.

663
00:38:02,289 --> 00:38:04,258
So I made you this,
another suit.

664
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:08,394
Oh, uh, thank you.

665
00:38:08,396 --> 00:38:10,629
I'm sure it fits fine.
I don't need to try...

666
00:38:10,631 --> 00:38:13,068
- Take off your clothes.
- Okay.

667
00:38:14,669 --> 00:38:16,071
Sure.

668
00:38:17,704 --> 00:38:19,805
- It's a little embarrassing.
- Now. Hurry up.

669
00:38:19,807 --> 00:38:22,776
This is weird. Heh.

670
00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:26,377
No, no, no. Don't...

671
00:38:26,379 --> 00:38:27,615
Whoa.

672
00:38:28,582 --> 00:38:29,881
Uh...

673
00:38:29,883 --> 00:38:31,917
Sorry. I thought
this was the bathroom.

674
00:38:31,919 --> 00:38:33,519
This is not
what it looks like.

675
00:38:33,521 --> 00:38:34,886
- Just...
- Yeah.

676
00:38:34,888 --> 00:38:36,923
- What are you doing?
- I'll leave you alone.

677
00:38:36,925 --> 00:38:38,691
Oh, my God.
Don't shoot anybody.

678
00:38:38,693 --> 00:38:40,792
Brad? It's not what
it looks like, buddy.

679
00:38:40,794 --> 00:38:42,794
- Hey, man, look, that's...
- Look, Peter,

680
00:38:42,796 --> 00:38:45,062
I'm not here to judge
your life choices, dude.

681
00:38:45,064 --> 00:38:47,764
If you want to hook up with
some random European chick,

682
00:38:47,766 --> 00:38:49,735
- that's on you.
- That's not what that was.

683
00:38:49,737 --> 00:38:51,701
I can't pretend
I didn't see what I saw.

684
00:38:51,703 --> 00:38:54,172
I know you're trying
to get with MJ. It's obvious.

685
00:38:54,174 --> 00:38:56,340
- But I like her too.
- Wait a minute. Hey, hey.

686
00:38:56,342 --> 00:38:58,376
You cannot show her
that photo, dude.

687
00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,244
I'm sorry, man.
I have to.

688
00:39:00,246 --> 00:39:02,547
She deserves the truth.

689
00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:05,117
Okay, put your one foot
in front of the other,

690
00:39:05,119 --> 00:39:07,050
and, everybody,
back on the bus.

691
00:39:07,052 --> 00:39:09,056
It's been 10 minutes.
Let's go!

692
00:39:13,759 --> 00:39:16,259
What's up, Flash Mob?
It's your boy, Big F...

693
00:39:16,261 --> 00:39:18,029
- EDITH?
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>

694
00:39:18,031 --> 00:39:20,030
- <i>How can I help you?</i>
- Hey. There's this guy

695
00:39:20,032 --> 00:39:22,032
in my class who's gonna
ruin everything...

696
00:39:22,034 --> 00:39:24,367
<i>Peter,
I'm having difficulty hearing you.</i>

697
00:39:24,369 --> 00:39:25,804
<i>Can you please speak up?</i>

698
00:39:25,806 --> 00:39:28,306
Um, Brad Davis.
He has a photo of me.

699
00:39:28,308 --> 00:39:30,442
<i>Brad Davis. Is he a target?</i>

700
00:39:30,444 --> 00:39:31,779
Is Brad a target? Um...

701
00:39:36,981 --> 00:39:39,149
Yeah. He's a target.
He's a target.

702
00:39:39,151 --> 00:39:40,750
<i>Copy that.</i>

703
00:39:40,752 --> 00:39:43,453
<i>Target is Brad Davis.
Initiating strike.</i>

704
00:39:43,455 --> 00:39:44,821
Initiating what, now?

705
00:39:44,823 --> 00:39:46,522
<i>Intercept point determined.</i>

706
00:39:46,524 --> 00:39:48,091
- <i>Releasing kill vehicle.</i>
- EDITH.

707
00:40:11,649 --> 00:40:13,683
- Oh, my God.
- Dope glasses, Parker.

708
00:40:13,685 --> 00:40:16,019
- How'd you pay for these?
- Flash, give them back.

709
00:40:16,021 --> 00:40:19,189
- I'm paying you a compliment.
- Please give me...

710
00:40:19,191 --> 00:40:20,393
I'm so sorry.

711
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,958
EDITH, don't kill Brad.

712
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,461
<i>Do you want me to cancel</i>

713
00:40:25,463 --> 00:40:26,961
<i>the drone strike
on Brad Davis?</i>

714
00:40:26,963 --> 00:40:28,364
- Did you just punch Flash?
- No.

715
00:40:28,366 --> 00:40:29,266
<i>Firing.</i>

716
00:40:32,237 --> 00:40:33,902
Oh, look out!

717
00:40:37,509 --> 00:40:39,141
Hey, this is not the autobahn!

718
00:40:39,143 --> 00:40:40,708
- EDITH.
- Harrington!

719
00:40:40,710 --> 00:40:43,013
- Is this the autobahn?
- Appears to be.

720
00:40:44,648 --> 00:40:46,315
<i>Commencing second strike.</i>

721
00:40:46,317 --> 00:40:48,217
Peter. Plant your fanny
and buckle up.

722
00:40:48,219 --> 00:40:49,818
Look at
the baby mountain goats!

723
00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:52,521
- Baby mountain goats?
- Ooh, I see them.

724
00:41:06,036 --> 00:41:08,338
I don't see
any mountain goats.

725
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,870
You missed them.

726
00:41:09,872 --> 00:41:12,373
I know you think none of us
have noticed, Peter...

727
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:13,808
What?

728
00:41:13,810 --> 00:41:16,377
...but your new look,
I love it.

729
00:41:16,379 --> 00:41:18,379
- Right, babe?
- Thanks.

730
00:41:18,381 --> 00:41:21,350
Yeah. Sophisticated,
classy, very European.

731
00:41:21,352 --> 00:41:22,482
Oh, man.

732
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,687
Let's try that again.

733
00:41:25,689 --> 00:41:29,056
Uh, this is so weird.
It was right here on my phone.

734
00:41:29,058 --> 00:41:32,095
- I-I...
- Yeah. Weird.

735
00:41:37,533 --> 00:41:38,933
Ow.

736
00:42:01,123 --> 00:42:04,057
- Whoa, freaking beautiful.
- This is amazing.

737
00:42:04,059 --> 00:42:06,561
Wow, this place
is so classy.

738
00:42:06,563 --> 00:42:08,128
Yeah, so why
are we here?

739
00:42:08,130 --> 00:42:09,930
Speak for yourself.

740
00:42:09,932 --> 00:42:11,564
I'm home.

741
00:42:11,566 --> 00:42:13,233
What can I say?

742
00:42:13,235 --> 00:42:15,568
The squeaky wheel gets
the upgrade grease.

743
00:42:15,570 --> 00:42:19,273
Everyone get settled in, rest up
because tonight, big surprise,

744
00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:21,874
is Prague's annual...

745
00:42:21,876 --> 00:42:23,476
- ...Carnival of Lights.
- Yeah!

746
00:42:23,478 --> 00:42:25,079
- Hello?
- <i>Parker, it's Hill.</i>

747
00:42:25,081 --> 00:42:26,780
<i>There's an earpiece
with your suit.</i>

748
00:42:26,782 --> 00:42:28,782
<i>Put it on and await
further instructions.</i>

749
00:42:28,784 --> 00:42:30,117
- <i>Understood?</i>
- Uh, yes, ma'am.

750
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:31,485
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- Hey, man.

751
00:42:31,487 --> 00:42:33,820
- Hey.
- Look, I am so sorry

752
00:42:33,822 --> 00:42:36,456
if I seem like I'm preoccupied
with my relationship.

753
00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:38,025
I'm still your guy
in the chair.

754
00:42:38,027 --> 00:42:40,026
No, it's all good.
Don't worry about it.

755
00:42:40,028 --> 00:42:42,662
- Okay. Great, great.
- It's fine.

756
00:42:42,664 --> 00:42:45,097
So, what's the status
on the Elemental thing?

757
00:42:45,099 --> 00:42:47,632
- Where's it gonna happen?
- Uh, here in the city.

758
00:42:47,634 --> 00:42:50,036
- Peter, we're here.
- I know, I know. It's not good.

759
00:42:50,038 --> 00:42:51,437
It's... I'm figuring it out.

760
00:42:51,439 --> 00:42:53,505
You have to do something,
Peter, please.

761
00:42:53,507 --> 00:42:54,873
We're all counting on you.

762
00:42:54,875 --> 00:42:56,842
- Ned.
- Yeah. Yeah, babe.

763
00:42:56,844 --> 00:42:59,679
The good news is,
we've all got our own rooms.

764
00:42:59,681 --> 00:43:01,480
- It's about time.
- Serious?

765
00:43:01,482 --> 00:43:03,982
- <i>Parker? Parker!</i>
- Yes, sir.

766
00:43:03,984 --> 00:43:06,351
That thing is going to be here
in a few hours.

767
00:43:06,353 --> 00:43:08,319
- Are we boring you?
- He's not bored.

768
00:43:08,321 --> 00:43:10,422
He's thinking about
how you kidnapped him.

769
00:43:10,424 --> 00:43:12,024
He had obstacles.

770
00:43:12,026 --> 00:43:13,993
I removed them.

771
00:43:13,995 --> 00:43:15,928
They still won't
evacuate the city.

772
00:43:15,930 --> 00:43:18,598
Idiots.

773
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,466
So, what's the plan,
Parker?

774
00:43:20,468 --> 00:43:22,969
I will be in
the cathedral tower,

775
00:43:22,971 --> 00:43:24,670
keeping watch
for the fire monster.

776
00:43:24,672 --> 00:43:27,272
When that shows up,
I will radio you guys,

777
00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:30,711
- and then Mr. Beck and I will...
- My name is Mysterio.

778
00:43:33,479 --> 00:43:35,979
That's when Mysterio and I
will move in.

779
00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:37,381
Peter, listen to me.

780
00:43:37,383 --> 00:43:40,052
The best hope you have,
the only hope,

781
00:43:40,054 --> 00:43:43,588
is to stop it here now,
no matter what the cost.

782
00:43:43,590 --> 00:43:45,724
Maneuver it away
from civilians if you can,

783
00:43:45,726 --> 00:43:48,693
but most important,
keep it away from metal.

784
00:43:48,695 --> 00:43:50,662
If it gets too big,
it'll be able to

785
00:43:50,664 --> 00:43:52,331
draw power
from the Earth's core.

786
00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:55,570
After that,
there's no way to stop it.

787
00:43:59,372 --> 00:44:01,039
Hey, my friends are here.

788
00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:03,608
I can't help but think
we're putting them in danger.

789
00:44:03,610 --> 00:44:06,811
You're worried about us
hurting your friends?

790
00:44:06,813 --> 00:44:11,916
You, who called a drone strike
on your own school tour bus?

791
00:44:11,918 --> 00:44:15,352
Stark gave you
a multibillion-dollar

792
00:44:15,354 --> 00:44:17,689
A.R. tactical
intelligence system,

793
00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:19,358
and the first thing
you do with it

794
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,925
is try and blow up
your friends.

795
00:44:20,927 --> 00:44:25,899
It's clear to me that
you were not ready for this.

796
00:44:31,871 --> 00:44:34,938
Fury asked me to come up here
and see how you were doing.

797
00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:37,107
He just... He felt bad
about snapping at you.

798
00:44:37,109 --> 00:44:38,574
Really?

799
00:44:38,576 --> 00:44:41,145
You guys do have sarcasm
on this Earth, right?

800
00:44:42,647 --> 00:44:43,916
How you feeling?

801
00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:48,619
Uh...

802
00:44:48,621 --> 00:44:51,989
I didn't think I was gonna have
to save the world this summer.

803
00:44:51,991 --> 00:44:54,593
I know that makes me sound
like such a jerk. I just...

804
00:44:56,328 --> 00:44:59,830
I had this plan with this girl
that I really like...

805
00:44:59,832 --> 00:45:02,669
and now it's all ruined.

806
00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:12,477
You're not a jerk
for wanting a normal life, kid.

807
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,544
It's a hard path.

808
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,914
You see things.
You do things.

809
00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,184
You make choices.

810
00:45:20,552 --> 00:45:22,120
People look up to you...

811
00:45:23,821 --> 00:45:26,191
and even if you win a battle,
sometimes they die.

812
00:45:27,459 --> 00:45:29,294
I like you, Peter.
You're a good kid.

813
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:34,664
There's a part of me that
wants me to tell you, just...

814
00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:36,598
turn around,
run away from all this.

815
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,267
Then there's
another part of me

816
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:40,470
that knows what
we're about to fight,

817
00:45:40,472 --> 00:45:43,876
what's at stake,
and I'm glad you're here.

818
00:45:45,144 --> 00:45:46,443
Me too.

819
00:45:46,445 --> 00:45:48,810
But you're worried about
your friends.

820
00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:50,680
Yeah.

821
00:45:50,682 --> 00:45:53,617
Just always feel like
I'm putting them in danger.

822
00:45:53,619 --> 00:45:56,218
Look,
just get them inside

823
00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:58,719
and keep them in a safe place
for just a few hours.

824
00:45:58,721 --> 00:45:59,756
They'll be all right.

825
00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:04,326
It's really nice to have
somebody to talk to

826
00:46:04,328 --> 00:46:06,264
about superhero stuff,
you know?

827
00:46:07,898 --> 00:46:09,331
Anytime.

828
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:12,000
And, hey,
we survive this,

829
00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:14,034
you'll have all summer
to kill Brad.

830
00:46:17,540 --> 00:46:19,040
See you out there.

831
00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:19,976
All right.

832
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,313
<i>Scusi.</i>

833
00:46:25,315 --> 00:46:28,282
Sorry, that's Italian.

834
00:46:30,119 --> 00:46:33,454
Okay. EDITH?
Oh, come on.

835
00:46:33,456 --> 00:46:35,324
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>
- Hey, uh...

836
00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:38,192
I need a way to keep my friends
inside the next few hours.

837
00:46:38,194 --> 00:46:39,860
<i>Let's see what we can do.</i>

838
00:46:39,862 --> 00:46:41,596
Good news.

839
00:46:41,598 --> 00:46:43,264
We're going to the opera!

840
00:46:43,266 --> 00:46:44,933
- You're kidding me.
- The opera?

841
00:46:44,935 --> 00:46:46,100
Don't look at me.

842
00:46:46,102 --> 00:46:47,602
What happened
to the carnival?

843
00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:49,336
This is upgrade living, guys.

844
00:46:49,338 --> 00:46:53,174
Come on. The tour company
just gave us these tickets.

845
00:46:53,176 --> 00:46:56,209
For free! Do you have any idea
how much opera tickets cost?

846
00:46:56,211 --> 00:47:00,680
No, because none of us have ever
wanted to go to the opera, ever.

847
00:47:00,682 --> 00:47:03,716
Uh, I think this is gonna be
culturally enriching for us.

848
00:47:03,718 --> 00:47:05,285
Thank you, Ned.

849
00:47:05,287 --> 00:47:08,388
Everyone,
this is gonna be, maybe,

850
00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:11,258
the best four hours
of our whole trip.

851
00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:12,760
Four hours?

852
00:47:12,762 --> 00:47:15,363
Guys, I think this
is gonna be fun. Seriously.

853
00:47:17,566 --> 00:47:20,868
I bet now you're all happy
I had you pack a nice outfit.

854
00:47:20,870 --> 00:47:23,537
Yeah, because we'd much
rather go to a four-hour opera

855
00:47:23,539 --> 00:47:25,606
instead of the biggest party
in the world.

856
00:47:25,608 --> 00:47:28,209
Again,
don't look at me.

857
00:47:28,211 --> 00:47:30,044
<i>Parker, do you copy?</i>

858
00:47:30,046 --> 00:47:31,314
<i>Comm check, one, two.</i>

859
00:47:33,447 --> 00:47:35,681
Okay, here we are.

860
00:47:35,683 --> 00:47:37,384
Beat the rush.

861
00:47:37,386 --> 00:47:39,019
Yeah, the rush out.

862
00:47:39,021 --> 00:47:42,224
Lucky for us, we got
the best seats in the house.

863
00:47:43,391 --> 00:47:44,326
Let's go.

864
00:47:46,061 --> 00:47:47,829
Hey.
I'll save you a seat.

865
00:47:55,304 --> 00:47:56,670
You look really pretty.

866
00:47:56,672 --> 00:47:58,503
And therefore,
I have value?

867
00:47:58,505 --> 00:48:01,474
No. No, that's not what
I meant at all. I was just...

868
00:48:01,476 --> 00:48:02,941
I'm messing with you.

869
00:48:04,079 --> 00:48:05,978
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

870
00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:09,014
- You look pretty too.
- Thank you.

871
00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:11,617
- Oh, my gosh! Opera glasses!
- So cute.

872
00:48:11,619 --> 00:48:13,452
- Can I...?
- Yeah.

873
00:48:13,454 --> 00:48:15,722
Want to go in on a pair?

874
00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:17,322
You mean,
sit next to each other?

875
00:48:17,324 --> 00:48:18,657
Yeah.

876
00:48:18,659 --> 00:48:20,494
<i>Are you in position?</i>

877
00:48:20,496 --> 00:48:22,060
- No.
- Okay. No...

878
00:48:22,062 --> 00:48:23,596
<i>Why the hell not? Parker?</i>

879
00:48:23,598 --> 00:48:25,230
You don't want to
sit next to me,

880
00:48:25,232 --> 00:48:27,165
or, no, you just
don't want the glasses?

881
00:48:27,167 --> 00:48:28,901
I didn't mean that.
Uh, uh...

882
00:48:28,903 --> 00:48:31,272
If you go ahead,
I'll go grab us a pair.

883
00:48:32,573 --> 00:48:34,306
I'll save you
a seat next to me.

884
00:48:34,308 --> 00:48:35,575
Awesome.

885
00:48:35,577 --> 00:48:37,843
A lot of seats,
so I'll be up there.

886
00:48:37,845 --> 00:48:39,044
Okay.

887
00:48:39,046 --> 00:48:41,846
- <i>Parker.</i>
- No, I'm coming. I'm...

888
00:48:41,848 --> 00:48:44,315
Hey, I gotta go.
Could you tell MJ

889
00:48:44,317 --> 00:48:46,218
that I'm sick
or something?

890
00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:48,154
Okay. Be careful.

891
00:48:48,156 --> 00:48:49,821
And Peter,
whatever you do,

892
00:48:49,823 --> 00:48:52,323
please steer the monster away
from the opera house.

893
00:48:52,325 --> 00:48:54,125
Yeah, Ned, I know.

894
00:48:54,127 --> 00:48:55,160
- Okay.
- Okay?

895
00:48:55,162 --> 00:48:56,697
- Yeah.
- Gotta go.

896
00:49:11,811 --> 00:49:14,845
<i>Parker!
You better be on your way.</i>

897
00:49:14,847 --> 00:49:15,979
Coming.

898
00:49:22,121 --> 00:49:24,488
Where do you think she's going?
To the carnival?

899
00:49:24,490 --> 00:49:26,958
- Oh, I... I don't...
- We should go. Yes, we should go.

900
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,360
Come on, let's go.
Come on.

901
00:49:45,244 --> 00:49:47,378
All right. I'm in position.

902
00:49:47,380 --> 00:49:49,179
Uh, as soon as
I see something,

903
00:49:49,181 --> 00:49:51,347
Beck, I'll, uh...
I'll let you know.

904
00:49:51,349 --> 00:49:53,517
- <i>Roger that.</i>
- <i>How's the suit?</i>

905
00:49:53,519 --> 00:49:55,753
Ah, the suit's great.
It's awesome.

906
00:49:55,755 --> 00:49:58,087
It's a little tight
around the old web-shooter.

907
00:49:58,089 --> 00:50:00,123
- <i>Parker!</i>
- Okay, I'll shut up.

908
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,725
Oh, my God, babe,
isn't this beautiful?

909
00:50:02,727 --> 00:50:05,129
Yeah, it's real beautiful,
babe.

910
00:50:05,131 --> 00:50:08,464
- What's wrong?
- You know, honestly, I just...

911
00:50:08,466 --> 00:50:11,100
I don't do well with big crowds,
so maybe we should...

912
00:50:11,102 --> 00:50:14,370
I have the perfect thing.
Come on.

913
00:50:14,372 --> 00:50:15,739
Heh.

914
00:50:22,413 --> 00:50:24,047
Don't worry, babe.

915
00:50:24,049 --> 00:50:26,549
We'll get away from the crowds,
get some fresh air.

916
00:50:26,551 --> 00:50:28,254
You'll feel
a thousand times better.

917
00:50:33,357 --> 00:50:34,591
Energy spiking.

918
00:50:34,593 --> 00:50:35,926
We have seismic activity.

919
00:50:47,537 --> 00:50:50,405
Okay, he's here! Beck, are you
ready? You know what to do.

920
00:50:50,407 --> 00:50:52,810
On your lead, Spider-Man.

921
00:50:58,249 --> 00:50:59,314
No, come back!

922
00:50:59,316 --> 00:51:00,885
Come back and help us!

923
00:51:07,624 --> 00:51:08,827
You're up, kid.

924
00:51:21,639 --> 00:51:23,137
Wait, wait. Is that...?

925
00:51:23,139 --> 00:51:24,673
Do you think
that's Spider-Man?

926
00:51:24,675 --> 00:51:25,941
Uh-uh.
No, no, no.

927
00:51:25,943 --> 00:51:27,910
It's a European
rip-off version of him.

928
00:51:27,912 --> 00:51:29,781
I actually read about him.
It's not him.

929
00:51:43,426 --> 00:51:45,493
No, Beck!
He's got the carousel!

930
00:51:45,495 --> 00:51:47,328
He's getting bigger!

931
00:51:47,330 --> 00:51:49,163
What's his name?
What's his name?

932
00:51:49,165 --> 00:51:50,831
Uh, it's Night...
Night Monkey.

933
00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:52,333
- Night Monkey?
- Yeah.

934
00:51:52,335 --> 00:51:53,967
- Yeah.
- Night Monkey!

935
00:51:53,969 --> 00:51:56,036
- Yeah. Night Monkey.
- Night Monkey, help!

936
00:51:56,038 --> 00:51:57,304
- Save us!
- What?

937
00:51:57,306 --> 00:51:58,973
Night Monkey, we're stuck!

938
00:51:58,975 --> 00:52:00,743
- Oh, no, no.
- Help us! Help!

939
00:52:15,058 --> 00:52:15,958
Are you okay?

940
00:52:19,596 --> 00:52:21,327
On to Plan B?

941
00:52:21,329 --> 00:52:23,997
Yeah! We gotta hit him
with something he can't absorb!

942
00:52:23,999 --> 00:52:26,466
I go left,
you go right! Now!

943
00:52:42,316 --> 00:52:43,582
Okay, shoot him!

944
00:52:43,584 --> 00:52:44,984
Yeah!

945
00:52:47,055 --> 00:52:49,291
That hurt him.
Keep it coming.

946
00:52:57,365 --> 00:52:59,300
<i>Spider-Man,
keep your distance.</i>

947
00:52:59,302 --> 00:53:01,200
<i>I'm trying!</i>

948
00:53:01,202 --> 00:53:03,537
<i>Can't let him get
near the Ferris wheel.</i>

949
00:53:03,539 --> 00:53:05,138
<i>Okay. I'm on it!</i>

950
00:53:15,783 --> 00:53:17,451
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

951
00:53:27,962 --> 00:53:29,931
Whoa, what is that?!

952
00:53:37,371 --> 00:53:38,773
Betty! Betty!

953
00:53:59,459 --> 00:54:02,329
That's it! Nice!
Nice! You got him!

954
00:54:08,635 --> 00:54:10,638
No, no, no.

955
00:54:17,044 --> 00:54:18,212
It's too late.

956
00:54:19,613 --> 00:54:21,678
Whatever happens...

957
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,381
I'm glad we met.

958
00:54:23,383 --> 00:54:25,151
Beck,
what are you doing?

959
00:54:26,486 --> 00:54:28,821
What I should have done
last time.

960
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:34,828
Beck, don't do it!

961
00:54:39,499 --> 00:54:40,698
Beck!

962
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,454
Mr. Beck?

963
00:55:05,190 --> 00:55:06,558
Oh, thank God.

964
00:55:15,166 --> 00:55:16,699
I would totally kiss you,

965
00:55:16,701 --> 00:55:19,071
but I think I just threw up
in my mouth a little.

966
00:55:22,708 --> 00:55:24,143
I might have a mint.

967
00:55:25,945 --> 00:55:27,076
So it's over?

968
00:55:27,078 --> 00:55:28,911
That was the last of them.

969
00:55:28,913 --> 00:55:32,081
But not the last threat
we'll ever face.

970
00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:35,750
We need to stay vigilant.

971
00:55:35,752 --> 00:55:38,354
There's a void in this world
for someone like you.

972
00:55:38,356 --> 00:55:42,325
Hill and I are going to Europol
headquarters in Berlin tomorrow.

973
00:55:42,327 --> 00:55:43,962
You should join us.

974
00:55:45,562 --> 00:55:48,299
Thank you. I just might
take you up on that.

975
00:55:57,908 --> 00:56:01,944
You got gifts, Parker,
but you didn't wanna be here.

976
00:56:01,946 --> 00:56:03,145
Mr. Fury, I...

977
00:56:03,147 --> 00:56:05,881
I'd love to have you
in Berlin too.

978
00:56:05,883 --> 00:56:10,953
But you got to decide whether
you're going to step up or not.

979
00:56:10,955 --> 00:56:12,654
Stark chose you.

980
00:56:12,656 --> 00:56:15,491
He made you an Avenger.

981
00:56:15,493 --> 00:56:17,593
I need that.

982
00:56:17,595 --> 00:56:19,962
The world needs that.

983
00:56:19,964 --> 00:56:22,700
Maybe Stark was wrong.

984
00:56:25,568 --> 00:56:26,704
Was he?

985
00:56:28,838 --> 00:56:30,905
The choice is yours.

986
00:56:45,088 --> 00:56:46,990
Let's get a drink.

987
00:56:49,793 --> 00:56:51,425
I'm not 21.

988
00:56:58,402 --> 00:56:59,804
Hey.

989
00:57:02,105 --> 00:57:04,873
You gotta celebrate.
We did something good tonight.

990
00:57:04,875 --> 00:57:06,177
Yeah.

991
00:57:07,210 --> 00:57:09,176
Fury was right.

992
00:57:09,178 --> 00:57:11,712
Tony did a lot
for me...

993
00:57:11,714 --> 00:57:13,815
so I owe it to him,
to everybody.

994
00:57:13,817 --> 00:57:15,783
Do you?

995
00:57:15,785 --> 00:57:17,721
Yeah. I mean...

996
00:57:19,555 --> 00:57:22,323
Mr. Stark gave me
the chance to be more.

997
00:57:22,325 --> 00:57:24,156
He wanted me to be
better than him.

998
00:57:24,158 --> 00:57:26,227
And Fury just wants me
to live up to that.

999
00:57:26,229 --> 00:57:27,794
What do you want, Peter?

1000
00:57:27,796 --> 00:57:30,531
- What do you mean?
- What do you want?

1001
00:57:30,533 --> 00:57:32,832
I don't know.

1002
00:57:32,834 --> 00:57:34,634
What do you want?
Peter Parker. Now.

1003
00:57:34,636 --> 00:57:36,203
I know you're
thinking about it.

1004
00:57:36,205 --> 00:57:37,638
I wanna go on my trip,
right?

1005
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,841
I want to go back on my trip
with my friends.

1006
00:57:39,843 --> 00:57:43,009
And go to
the top of the Eiffel Tower

1007
00:57:43,011 --> 00:57:46,348
with the girl who I really like
and tell her how I feel...

1008
00:57:48,151 --> 00:57:50,317
- and give her a kiss.
- Whoa.

1009
00:57:50,319 --> 00:57:51,984
Shut up, man.

1010
00:57:51,986 --> 00:57:53,654
You're not gonna do that,
are you?

1011
00:57:53,656 --> 00:57:55,388
- No, I can't.
- Why not?

1012
00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:57,492
Because I have too much
of a responsibility.

1013
00:57:59,894 --> 00:58:02,229
- Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
- What are those?

1014
00:58:02,231 --> 00:58:04,064
- Are those the...?
- EDITH glasses, yeah.

1015
00:58:04,066 --> 00:58:05,731
They were just
on the floor?

1016
00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:07,566
Try them on.
Let's see how they look.

1017
00:58:07,568 --> 00:58:08,536
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1018
00:58:12,206 --> 00:58:14,206
I actually
really like them.

1019
00:58:14,208 --> 00:58:15,608
Can I be
completely honest?

1020
00:58:15,610 --> 00:58:16,742
Please.

1021
00:58:16,744 --> 00:58:18,577
They look really stupid.

1022
00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:20,012
Oh.

1023
00:58:20,014 --> 00:58:22,347
But maybe they have
a contact-lens version.

1024
00:58:22,349 --> 00:58:23,883
You try them on.

1025
00:58:23,885 --> 00:58:25,684
- No, come on.
- Try them on.

1026
00:58:25,686 --> 00:58:27,789
- I don't wanna try them on.
- Just put them on.

1027
00:58:35,597 --> 00:58:37,399
What do you think, kid?

1028
00:58:42,003 --> 00:58:45,002
"Next Tony Stark, I trust you."

1029
00:58:45,004 --> 00:58:47,404
"For the next Tony
Stark, I trust you."

1030
00:58:47,406 --> 00:58:48,906
What?

1031
00:58:48,908 --> 00:58:51,042
Stark left me a message
with those glasses:

1032
00:58:51,044 --> 00:58:52,944
"For the next Tony Stark,
I trust you."

1033
00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:55,781
I'm still not following.
How many lemonades have you had?

1034
00:58:55,783 --> 00:58:57,549
He knew every mistake
I ever made.

1035
00:58:57,551 --> 00:59:00,284
He must've known I wasn't ready
for something like this.

1036
00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:01,687
Why would
he give it to you?

1037
00:59:01,689 --> 00:59:03,589
Maybe he didn't trust me
to have EDITH,

1038
00:59:03,591 --> 00:59:05,456
he just trusted me
to pick who should.

1039
00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:08,127
It makes much more sense.
He knew I'd do what's right.

1040
00:59:08,129 --> 00:59:09,728
He's not gonna
give them to Fury

1041
00:59:09,730 --> 00:59:11,596
because Fury would
give himself EDITH.

1042
00:59:11,598 --> 00:59:13,098
You're probably right.

1043
00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:16,335
Right, so the world needs
the next Iron Man.

1044
00:59:16,337 --> 00:59:19,404
And it's not me. I'm
a 16-year-old kid from Queens.

1045
00:59:19,406 --> 00:59:22,306
It needs to be an adult
with some experience

1046
00:59:22,308 --> 00:59:25,344
and that's good
like Tony Stark, like you.

1047
00:59:25,346 --> 00:59:28,349
No. Peter, come on. No.

1048
00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:32,150
- EDITH?
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>

1049
00:59:32,152 --> 00:59:34,684
Hi. Yeah, um...

1050
00:59:34,686 --> 00:59:37,921
I'd like to transfer your
control over to Quentin Beck.

1051
00:59:37,923 --> 00:59:40,658
- Peter, what are you doing?
- Doing the right thing.

1052
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:42,892
<i>Any transfer will
require confirmation.</i>

1053
00:59:42,894 --> 00:59:44,796
Stark gave you
the glasses.

1054
00:59:44,798 --> 00:59:46,162
Stark gave me a choice.

1055
00:59:46,164 --> 00:59:48,298
It's my choice to make.
I'm gonna make it.

1056
00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:51,001
You're a soldier, a leader.
You stopped the Elementals.

1057
00:59:51,003 --> 00:59:53,803
You saved my life.
You saved the world, okay?

1058
00:59:53,805 --> 00:59:55,506
He'd want you to have them.

1059
00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:57,140
<i>Waiting for confirmation.</i>

1060
00:59:57,142 --> 00:59:58,512
Confirm.

1061
01:00:02,115 --> 01:00:03,613
Welcome to the Avengers.

1062
01:00:11,957 --> 01:00:13,026
They look good on you.

1063
01:00:14,827 --> 01:00:15,729
Thank you.

1064
01:00:16,528 --> 01:00:17,861
It's an honor.

1065
01:00:17,863 --> 01:00:20,462
Yeah.

1066
01:00:20,464 --> 01:00:22,667
Mr. Stark would've
really liked you.

1067
01:00:24,069 --> 01:00:26,235
- Where you headed?
- I'm gonna go find MJ.

1068
01:00:26,237 --> 01:00:29,072
Good luck, kid. I'll give you
a fifty-fifty chance.

1069
01:00:29,074 --> 01:00:30,206
You're pretty awkward.

1070
01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:33,141
Yeah.

1071
01:00:33,143 --> 01:00:35,547
- See you later, man.
- See you.

1072
01:01:07,246 --> 01:01:09,044
See?
That wasn't so hard.

1073
01:01:09,046 --> 01:01:11,213
Yes!

1074
01:01:11,215 --> 01:01:14,115
Somebody get
this stupid costume off me!

1075
01:01:21,559 --> 01:01:24,526
Okay, we got EDITH. Get these
connected to our system.

1076
01:01:24,528 --> 01:01:26,928
<i>Toast! Toast! Toast!</i>

1077
01:01:26,930 --> 01:01:29,698
This is a big win, but we still
got a lot of work to do.

1078
01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:31,533
<i>Toast! Toast! Toast!</i>

1079
01:01:31,535 --> 01:01:33,301
Yeah!

1080
01:01:33,303 --> 01:01:35,771
Okay, toasts!

1081
01:01:35,773 --> 01:01:37,071
Give me that, Doug.

1082
01:01:37,073 --> 01:01:39,207
To the man
who brought us all together,

1083
01:01:39,209 --> 01:01:40,975
our former boss,
Tony Stark.

1084
01:01:40,977 --> 01:01:42,377
Boo!

1085
01:01:42,379 --> 01:01:44,080
The jester king.

1086
01:01:44,082 --> 01:01:48,682
Literally wrapped
in wealth and technology

1087
01:01:48,684 --> 01:01:50,718
that he was unfit to wield.

1088
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:53,120
Like the holographic system
I designed.

1089
01:01:53,122 --> 01:01:54,557
A revolutionary breakthrough

1090
01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:57,056
with limitless applications
that Tony turned

1091
01:01:57,058 --> 01:01:59,126
into a self-therapy machine
and renamed...

1092
01:01:59,128 --> 01:02:02,764
Binarily Augmented
Retro-Framing, or BARF.

1093
01:02:05,935 --> 01:02:07,735
Oh, $611 million

1094
01:02:07,737 --> 01:02:09,904
for my little
therapeutic experiment.

1095
01:02:11,641 --> 01:02:13,474
<i>He renamed my life's work...</i>

1096
01:02:13,476 --> 01:02:14,574
"BARF."

1097
01:02:14,576 --> 01:02:16,076
<i>I told him it was a mistake,</i>

1098
01:02:16,078 --> 01:02:18,782
that my technology
could change the world.

1099
01:02:19,815 --> 01:02:21,916
And then...

1100
01:02:21,918 --> 01:02:23,153
he fired me.

1101
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,522
Said I was...

1102
01:02:27,422 --> 01:02:28,858
unstable.

1103
01:02:30,259 --> 01:02:31,324
To Tony.

1104
01:02:31,326 --> 01:02:33,027
To Tony!

1105
01:02:33,029 --> 01:02:34,695
Next, to William.

1106
01:02:34,697 --> 01:02:36,697
William!

1107
01:02:36,699 --> 01:02:40,534
Tony Stark was able
to build this in a cave!

1108
01:02:40,536 --> 01:02:43,204
With a box of scraps!

1109
01:02:43,206 --> 01:02:45,171
The integration
of my illusion tech

1110
01:02:45,173 --> 01:02:47,307
with your weaponized drones
was brilliant.

1111
01:02:47,309 --> 01:02:49,942
Powerful illusions, real damage,
worked like a charm.

1112
01:02:49,944 --> 01:02:51,345
And it's just the beginning.

1113
01:02:51,347 --> 01:02:53,412
- Thank you, brother.
- To Guterman.

1114
01:02:53,414 --> 01:02:54,747
- Guterman!
- To Guterman!

1115
01:02:54,749 --> 01:02:56,415
The story you created
of a soldier

1116
01:02:56,417 --> 01:02:58,151
from another Earth
named Quentin

1117
01:02:58,153 --> 01:03:00,919
fighting space monsters
in Europe is totally ridiculous

1118
01:03:00,921 --> 01:03:04,024
and apparently the kind of thing
people will believe right now.

1119
01:03:04,026 --> 01:03:05,658
I mean,
everybody bought it.

1120
01:03:05,660 --> 01:03:07,160
- Gutes!
- Guterman!

1121
01:03:07,162 --> 01:03:09,096
- To Victoria.
- To Victoria!

1122
01:03:09,098 --> 01:03:11,531
Staging electromagnetic pulses
at each attack site

1123
01:03:11,533 --> 01:03:13,933
so Fury's own satellites
would confirm our lies.

1124
01:03:13,935 --> 01:03:15,368
Inspired idea.

1125
01:03:15,370 --> 01:03:17,671
- To Janice.
- Janice!

1126
01:03:17,673 --> 01:03:20,540
After Tony died, she was the one
who discovered that EDITH

1127
01:03:20,542 --> 01:03:24,209
was being handed over not to us,
not to the Defense Department,

1128
01:03:24,211 --> 01:03:25,379
but to a child.

1129
01:03:25,381 --> 01:03:27,046
- Thank you.
- To Janice!

1130
01:03:27,048 --> 01:03:29,982
And to the rest of you,
Tony Stark is gone.

1131
01:03:29,984 --> 01:03:32,985
There's a window of opportunity,
and someone will step up.

1132
01:03:32,987 --> 01:03:35,720
But these days, you can be
the smartest guy in the room,

1133
01:03:35,722 --> 01:03:38,057
the most qualified,
and no one cares.

1134
01:03:38,059 --> 01:03:39,992
Unless you're flying around
with a cape

1135
01:03:39,994 --> 01:03:41,693
or shooting lasers
from your hands,

1136
01:03:41,695 --> 01:03:44,898
no one will even listen.

1137
01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:49,802
Well, I've got a cape
and lasers.

1138
01:03:51,239 --> 01:03:52,972
With our technology
and with EDITH,

1139
01:03:52,974 --> 01:03:57,876
Mysterio will be
the greatest hero on Earth!

1140
01:03:57,878 --> 01:03:59,043
Yeah!

1141
01:03:59,045 --> 01:04:02,549
Then everyone will listen!

1142
01:04:03,583 --> 01:04:06,385
Not to a boozy man-child.

1143
01:04:06,387 --> 01:04:08,153
No!

1144
01:04:08,155 --> 01:04:10,722
Not to a hormonal teenager.

1145
01:04:10,724 --> 01:04:12,925
No!

1146
01:04:12,927 --> 01:04:14,092
To me...

1147
01:04:14,094 --> 01:04:17,396
and to my very wealthy crew.

1148
01:04:17,398 --> 01:04:18,662
To us.

1149
01:04:18,664 --> 01:04:19,731
To us.

1150
01:04:19,733 --> 01:04:21,098
To Mysterio!

1151
01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:22,799
To Mysterio!

1152
01:04:22,801 --> 01:04:24,035
To Peter Parker.

1153
01:04:24,037 --> 01:04:25,739
To Peter Parker!

1154
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,675
Poor kid.

1155
01:04:29,808 --> 01:04:31,678
Let's get to work.

1156
01:04:35,448 --> 01:04:37,314
- Peter, oh, my God.
- Hey. Hey.

1157
01:04:37,316 --> 01:04:38,448
We almost died.

1158
01:04:38,450 --> 01:04:39,649
It's fine. It's fine.

1159
01:04:39,651 --> 01:04:41,486
Hey,
I'm done with the mission.

1160
01:04:41,488 --> 01:04:43,821
- Dude, the trip's over.
- What?

1161
01:04:43,823 --> 01:04:45,989
There's monsters coming out
of the ground.

1162
01:04:45,991 --> 01:04:47,792
Of course our parents
want us home.

1163
01:04:47,794 --> 01:04:50,660
Don't put me on hold.
Peter, you're not dead.

1164
01:04:50,662 --> 01:04:53,031
Oh, my God.
Yes, good. Stay here.

1165
01:04:53,033 --> 01:04:55,533
Don't... Put some clothes on.
We're booking flights.

1166
01:04:55,535 --> 01:04:58,201
We came for science, we're
leaving because of witches.

1167
01:04:58,203 --> 01:04:59,906
Welcome
to the new Dark Ages.

1168
01:05:01,774 --> 01:05:04,442
- What is going on?
- We're going home in the morning.

1169
01:05:04,444 --> 01:05:06,810
No, no, no.
All the Elementals are gone.

1170
01:05:06,812 --> 01:05:08,778
- Ned.
- Coming, sweetie.

1171
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:12,585
Hey, can you guys keep it down?
I'm live-streaming.

1172
01:05:13,617 --> 01:05:15,287
- Yeah.
- Hey.

1173
01:05:16,655 --> 01:05:18,789
- Hey.
- Where were you?

1174
01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:20,789
Um, I got lost.

1175
01:05:20,791 --> 01:05:22,291
We were worried
about you.

1176
01:05:22,293 --> 01:05:23,526
Oh.

1177
01:05:23,528 --> 01:05:25,195
Good thing you're back.
Hm.

1178
01:05:25,197 --> 01:05:26,662
Yeah.

1179
01:05:26,664 --> 01:05:28,164
So much for Paris,
right?

1180
01:05:28,166 --> 01:05:29,499
It would've been fun.

1181
01:05:29,501 --> 01:05:31,468
Yeah. Night.

1182
01:05:31,470 --> 01:05:32,738
Night.

1183
01:05:33,706 --> 01:05:35,505
You look ni...

1184
01:05:42,546 --> 01:05:43,481
Okay.

1185
01:05:44,949 --> 01:05:45,981
- Oh.
- Hey.

1186
01:05:45,983 --> 01:05:47,617
Hey.

1187
01:05:47,619 --> 01:05:49,852
Uh, look, um...

1188
01:05:49,854 --> 01:05:52,389
I'm not ready for this trip
to be over yet,

1189
01:05:52,391 --> 01:05:54,758
and I kind of want
to do something fun

1190
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:57,594
that's not on the itinerary
or planned

1191
01:05:57,596 --> 01:05:58,761
or with Mr. Harrington.

1192
01:05:58,763 --> 01:06:00,596
Yes.

1193
01:06:00,598 --> 01:06:02,797
"Yes," like you wanna go?

1194
01:06:02,799 --> 01:06:03,901
Yes.

1195
01:06:05,502 --> 01:06:07,937
Awesome. I'll see you outside
in 10 minutes.

1196
01:06:07,939 --> 01:06:09,707
Meet me outside
in five minutes.

1197
01:06:10,808 --> 01:06:12,440
- Five is good.
- Okay.

1198
01:06:12,442 --> 01:06:15,080
- Okay, bye.
- Bye. Heh.

1199
01:06:17,982 --> 01:06:21,486
<i>Night Monkey, help us!
Help! Night Monkey!</i>

1200
01:06:29,759 --> 01:06:30,826
- Hey.
- Hey.

1201
01:06:30,828 --> 01:06:32,261
So where do
you wanna go?

1202
01:06:32,263 --> 01:06:34,096
- Who cares?
- Awesome.

1203
01:06:34,098 --> 01:06:35,897
- Okay.
- Let's go.

1204
01:06:41,939 --> 01:06:43,839
I'm glad we're doing this.

1205
01:06:43,841 --> 01:06:46,240
- Yeah, me too.
- To see the city a bit.

1206
01:06:46,242 --> 01:06:49,778
They used to execute people
on this bridge.

1207
01:06:49,780 --> 01:06:51,945
- Oh.
- They would put them in a basket,

1208
01:06:51,947 --> 01:06:54,050
and they would drown
in the water.

1209
01:06:55,785 --> 01:06:57,720
- Sorry.
- It's okay.

1210
01:06:59,188 --> 01:07:01,321
Uh...

1211
01:07:01,323 --> 01:07:03,657
There's this thing
I've been wanting

1212
01:07:03,659 --> 01:07:06,629
to talk to you about
for a while.

1213
01:07:08,599 --> 01:07:09,767
Yeah?

1214
01:07:11,066 --> 01:07:12,599
It's our last night
in Europe,

1215
01:07:12,601 --> 01:07:16,504
and I had this plan
that I wanted to tell you.

1216
01:07:16,506 --> 01:07:18,338
I'm just gonna tell you.

1217
01:07:18,340 --> 01:07:20,274
Uh...

1218
01:07:20,276 --> 01:07:21,508
MJ, I...

1219
01:07:21,510 --> 01:07:22,478
"I'm Spider-Man."

1220
01:07:24,213 --> 01:07:26,046
- What?
- That's what you were gonna say.

1221
01:07:26,048 --> 01:07:27,550
That you're Spider-Man.

1222
01:07:28,584 --> 01:07:31,486
No. I'm not Spider-Man.

1223
01:07:31,488 --> 01:07:34,654
I mean, I've been watching you
for a while now.

1224
01:07:34,656 --> 01:07:38,058
It's kind of obvious.
Heh.

1225
01:07:38,060 --> 01:07:40,627
I'm not Spider-Man.
What would make you think

1226
01:07:40,629 --> 01:07:41,761
that I was Spider-Man?

1227
01:07:41,763 --> 01:07:43,898
- Peter, Washington?
- Yeah?

1228
01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:47,601
The fact that you disappear
out of nowhere for no reason.

1229
01:07:47,603 --> 01:07:49,569
No, I was sick. Remember?

1230
01:07:49,571 --> 01:07:51,471
- I had my... The tummy?
- Susan Yang thinks

1231
01:07:51,473 --> 01:07:53,072
- you're a male escort.
- What?

1232
01:07:53,074 --> 01:07:55,808
- Of course I'm not a male escort.
- Then you're Spider-Man.

1233
01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:58,944
- No, I'm not Spider-Man at all.
- What about tonight?

1234
01:07:58,946 --> 01:08:01,314
You snuck off and fought
that thing. I saw you.

1235
01:08:01,316 --> 01:08:03,818
You can't have seen me
because I'm not Spider-Man.

1236
01:08:03,820 --> 01:08:06,418
Also, on the news,
it was the Night Monkey.

1237
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:07,955
- The Night Monkey?
- Yeah.

1238
01:08:07,957 --> 01:08:10,056
That's what it said
on the news,

1239
01:08:10,058 --> 01:08:12,328
and the news never lies.

1240
01:08:13,628 --> 01:08:15,128
Night Monkey. Okay.

1241
01:08:15,130 --> 01:08:16,499
What are you doing?

1242
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:20,331
Well, do the Night Monkey
and Spider-Man

1243
01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:21,836
use the same webs?

1244
01:08:23,003 --> 01:08:24,403
I mean, maybe.

1245
01:08:24,405 --> 01:08:27,341
Maybe he's a Spider Monkey.
Who knows?

1246
01:08:31,346 --> 01:08:32,711
Were you only watching me

1247
01:08:32,713 --> 01:08:34,882
because you thought
I was Spider-Man?

1248
01:08:37,485 --> 01:08:39,684
Yeah.

1249
01:08:39,686 --> 01:08:41,590
Why else
would I be watching you?

1250
01:08:43,725 --> 01:08:46,395
Doesn't matter.
Just thought that maybe...

1251
01:08:52,566 --> 01:08:53,935
What the hell was that?

1252
01:08:55,803 --> 01:08:57,569
I don't know.

1253
01:09:08,114 --> 01:09:10,715
What is it, some kind
of projector or something?

1254
01:09:10,717 --> 01:09:14,119
Yeah,
but it's really advanced.

1255
01:09:14,121 --> 01:09:16,486
It... It looked so real.

1256
01:09:16,488 --> 01:09:19,824
- It...
- Yeah, really real.

1257
01:09:19,826 --> 01:09:23,027
- Wait, does that mean that...?
- The Elementals are fake?

1258
01:09:23,029 --> 01:09:26,565
That doesn't make any sense
because we were there, right?

1259
01:09:26,567 --> 01:09:29,569
There was fire
and destruction, and...

1260
01:09:31,171 --> 01:09:33,441
Who would do something
like that?

1261
01:09:42,515 --> 01:09:44,085
Mysterio.

1262
01:09:48,622 --> 01:09:50,922
I am Spider-Man.

1263
01:09:50,924 --> 01:09:52,257
And I've really messed up.

1264
01:09:52,259 --> 01:09:54,892
Wait. You're b-being
serious right now?

1265
01:09:54,894 --> 01:09:56,860
- Mm-hm.
- You're 100 percent serious?

1266
01:09:56,862 --> 01:09:59,029
- Because it's not funny.
- No, I'm not joking.

1267
01:09:59,031 --> 01:10:01,297
Because I was only
like 67 percent sure.

1268
01:10:01,299 --> 01:10:02,967
- MJ...
- So why are you here?

1269
01:10:02,969 --> 01:10:04,567
Why are you
on this school trip?

1270
01:10:04,569 --> 01:10:06,336
I know you have a lot
of questions,

1271
01:10:06,338 --> 01:10:08,172
but we have to get out
of here, okay?

1272
01:10:08,174 --> 01:10:11,374
Okay. Okay. I can't believe
I figured it out!

1273
01:10:13,545 --> 01:10:16,413
You took everything from me!

1274
01:10:16,415 --> 01:10:18,618
This is for my family!

1275
01:10:24,624 --> 01:10:25,758
Pause.

1276
01:10:27,625 --> 01:10:28,691
Pause.

1277
01:10:28,693 --> 01:10:31,095
Uh... Sorry.

1278
01:10:31,097 --> 01:10:34,097
Yeah, can you just fast-forward
to the end?

1279
01:10:34,099 --> 01:10:35,801
Yep. Stand by.

1280
01:10:39,804 --> 01:10:42,772
All right, fly, fly, fly,
zap, zap, zap.

1281
01:10:42,774 --> 01:10:45,341
Pause. I'm not in love
with this choreography,

1282
01:10:45,343 --> 01:10:46,342
but it'll do.

1283
01:10:46,344 --> 01:10:47,909
Kill image.

1284
01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:49,882
De-cloak drones.

1285
01:10:50,949 --> 01:10:52,181
All right, weapons.

1286
01:10:52,183 --> 01:10:54,516
- You want to weaponize?
- Yep.

1287
01:10:54,518 --> 01:10:56,888
Weapons only. Stand by.

1288
01:11:05,263 --> 01:11:06,761
Nice.

1289
01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:08,497
Stop.

1290
01:11:08,499 --> 01:11:10,265
Something.
I don't know what it is.

1291
01:11:10,267 --> 01:11:11,300
It's something...

1292
01:11:11,302 --> 01:11:13,769
Just dou...
You know what?

1293
01:11:13,771 --> 01:11:15,837
Double the damage
and then run it again.

1294
01:11:15,839 --> 01:11:17,439
You want me
to double it up?

1295
01:11:17,441 --> 01:11:18,908
- Yeah.
- All right.

1296
01:11:18,910 --> 01:11:20,779
Cover your ears.

1297
01:11:28,786 --> 01:11:31,289
Whoo! That is good!
That's good.

1298
01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:34,122
- We on schedule?
- Oh, yeah.

1299
01:11:34,124 --> 01:11:36,625
Uploading software hack
to EDITH network.

1300
01:11:36,627 --> 01:11:38,492
With her drones,
we'll create an event

1301
01:11:38,494 --> 01:11:40,194
big enough to cover
an entire city.

1302
01:11:40,196 --> 01:11:42,563
Well done. Make sure
every drone is weapons-hot.

1303
01:11:42,565 --> 01:11:43,864
We need maximum damage.

1304
01:11:43,866 --> 01:11:46,401
- Gonna cause a lot of casualties.
- Oh, yeah.

1305
01:11:46,403 --> 01:11:49,403
More casualties, more coverage.
Gotta cut through the static.

1306
01:11:49,405 --> 01:11:51,371
London's a beautiful city,
it'll suffer,

1307
01:11:51,373 --> 01:11:54,009
but they can rebuild.
If I'm the next Iron Man,

1308
01:11:54,011 --> 01:11:58,212
I need to save the world
from an Avengers-level threat.

1309
01:11:58,214 --> 01:12:01,649
But when its new savior
descends,

1310
01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:04,853
all those casualties
will be forgotten.

1311
01:12:04,855 --> 01:12:07,255
Janice, be in position
with my quick-change armor

1312
01:12:07,257 --> 01:12:08,889
- for the victory lap?
- Of course.

1313
01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:10,558
- You wanna try...?
- No, that's...

1314
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:13,161
What's going on with my hand?
Why is that happening?

1315
01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:15,697
Oh, one of the drones
that came back from the plaza

1316
01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:17,398
was missing a projector.
It's fine.

1317
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:21,536
Wait, and you're...?
You're telling me this now?

1318
01:12:21,538 --> 01:12:24,571
It's one drone. The image
will be perfect, I promise.

1319
01:12:24,573 --> 01:12:25,973
That projector is evidence.

1320
01:12:25,975 --> 01:12:27,875
It's gonna tell people
what we're doing

1321
01:12:27,877 --> 01:12:29,309
and how we're doing it.

1322
01:12:29,311 --> 01:12:31,879
I am trying to fool
7 billion people here,

1323
01:12:31,881 --> 01:12:34,647
including Nick Fury, who happens
to be the most paranoid

1324
01:12:34,649 --> 01:12:36,583
and most dangerous person
on the planet.

1325
01:12:36,585 --> 01:12:38,552
If he catches on
before I've killed him,

1326
01:12:38,554 --> 01:12:40,120
he will put a bullet
in my head.

1327
01:12:40,122 --> 01:12:42,791
And nobody wants a bullet
in their head, right?

1328
01:12:44,461 --> 01:12:46,128
Right?

1329
01:12:47,963 --> 01:12:49,798
William,
can you look at me?

1330
01:12:52,034 --> 01:12:53,103
Pull up EDITH.

1331
01:12:54,904 --> 01:12:56,202
<i>Hello, Quentin.</i>

1332
01:12:56,204 --> 01:12:58,071
Hi, honey.
I need a level-five search,

1333
01:12:58,073 --> 01:13:00,107
full-resource protocol
for this device.

1334
01:13:00,109 --> 01:13:01,110
<i>Magnifying.</i>

1335
01:13:02,411 --> 01:13:03,876
There.
Search everything

1336
01:13:03,878 --> 01:13:05,979
going in and out
of that building.

1337
01:13:05,981 --> 01:13:07,616
<i>Located.</i>

1338
01:13:08,649 --> 01:13:09,984
Shit.

1339
01:13:12,888 --> 01:13:15,021
You know, William,
one day,

1340
01:13:15,023 --> 01:13:17,957
after I've had to kill
Peter Parker because of this,

1341
01:13:17,959 --> 01:13:22,464
I hope you remember
that his blood is on your hands!

1342
01:13:25,065 --> 01:13:27,133
I can't believe
I gave Beck those glasses.

1343
01:13:27,135 --> 01:13:28,534
How could I be that stupid?

1344
01:13:28,536 --> 01:13:30,270
He's probably spying on me
right now

1345
01:13:30,272 --> 01:13:32,204
or sending a drone
to come and kill me.

1346
01:13:32,206 --> 01:13:34,908
You had access
to killer drones?

1347
01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:36,476
Yeah,
I didn't really want them,

1348
01:13:36,478 --> 01:13:38,378
especially after
I almost killed Brad.

1349
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:39,978
You almost killed Brad?

1350
01:13:39,980 --> 01:13:42,147
Look,
I have to call Mr. Fury

1351
01:13:42,149 --> 01:13:43,984
and tell him
that Beck's a fraud...

1352
01:13:43,986 --> 01:13:47,186
- but I think he tapped my phone.
- So, what are you gonna do?

1353
01:13:47,188 --> 01:13:50,121
I need my suit,
and I have to go to Berlin

1354
01:13:50,123 --> 01:13:53,160
and talk to Mr. Fury
in person.

1355
01:13:55,795 --> 01:13:57,828
Uh... Just...

1356
01:14:17,317 --> 01:14:18,784
Oh, Ned, perfect.

1357
01:14:18,786 --> 01:14:20,822
The costume looks great...

1358
01:14:22,289 --> 01:14:23,521
for the costume party

1359
01:14:23,523 --> 01:14:25,858
at the prince's castle.

1360
01:14:25,860 --> 01:14:27,426
She knows.
I told her.

1361
01:14:27,428 --> 01:14:29,630
He didn't tell me.
I figured it out.

1362
01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:32,364
Oh.

1363
01:14:32,366 --> 01:14:33,364
That's cool.

1364
01:14:33,366 --> 01:14:34,534
Like, a long time ago.

1365
01:14:35,268 --> 01:14:36,267
Oh.

1366
01:14:36,269 --> 01:14:38,035
Look, Mysterio is a fraud.

1367
01:14:38,037 --> 01:14:40,338
But he saved me
and Betty's lives.

1368
01:14:40,340 --> 01:14:42,641
He's been faking the thing
with illusion tech.

1369
01:14:42,643 --> 01:14:45,143
Yeah, he's using these,
like, hologram projectors.

1370
01:14:45,145 --> 01:14:47,845
Whoa. That's crazy.

1371
01:14:47,847 --> 01:14:48,882
Yeah.

1372
01:14:50,917 --> 01:14:54,251
So you guys were working
the case together or what?

1373
01:14:54,253 --> 01:14:56,086
It's been mostly me.

1374
01:14:56,088 --> 01:14:58,723
Ned, call May,
get her to call Mr. Harrington,

1375
01:14:58,725 --> 01:15:01,158
say she wanted me to stay
with family in Berlin.

1376
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:02,559
Got it. Easy.

1377
01:15:02,561 --> 01:15:05,863
Wow, you guys
lie with such ease.

1378
01:15:05,865 --> 01:15:07,098
I gotta go.

1379
01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:08,899
Wait, wait, wait.
The projector.

1380
01:15:08,901 --> 01:15:10,867
You're gonna need this.

1381
01:15:10,869 --> 01:15:13,237
Don't tell anyone about this,
okay?

1382
01:15:13,239 --> 01:15:15,473
Anyone who knows
is in danger.

1383
01:15:22,815 --> 01:15:24,881
So you know too.

1384
01:15:24,883 --> 01:15:27,652
It's cool. I've known first,
and I've known longer,

1385
01:15:27,654 --> 01:15:29,920
but it's not a competition.
Heh.

1386
01:15:50,642 --> 01:15:52,576
Excuse me. Do you know where...?

1387
01:15:52,578 --> 01:15:55,915
- <i>Nacht</i> Monkey!
- No, wait, I didn't... Oh, man.

1388
01:15:58,650 --> 01:15:59,618
Get in.

1389
01:16:05,923 --> 01:16:07,157
Mr. Fury...

1390
01:16:07,159 --> 01:16:09,291
You've got a lot
of explaining to do.

1391
01:16:09,293 --> 01:16:11,560
- No, no, no, listen.
- Wait until we're secure.

1392
01:16:11,562 --> 01:16:13,228
Okay.

1393
01:16:18,736 --> 01:16:19,636
Right.

1394
01:16:45,095 --> 01:16:48,263
So is there anything
you want to tell us

1395
01:16:48,265 --> 01:16:49,365
about your girlfriend?

1396
01:16:49,367 --> 01:16:50,965
He's talking about
EDITH.

1397
01:16:50,967 --> 01:16:52,468
I made a mistake,
I'm sorry,

1398
01:16:52,470 --> 01:16:54,136
but he is not
who you think he is.

1399
01:16:54,138 --> 01:16:56,437
Beck is a liar.
Mysterio, the Elementals,

1400
01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:58,440
it's all fake.
He has some illusion tech.

1401
01:16:58,442 --> 01:17:01,476
That's how he tricked you,
and me into giving him EDITH.

1402
01:17:01,478 --> 01:17:05,347
It's a projector. I pulled it
off the fire monster in Prague.

1403
01:17:05,349 --> 01:17:07,681
So all that death
and destruction

1404
01:17:07,683 --> 01:17:10,517
we witnessed
was created by this?

1405
01:17:10,519 --> 01:17:12,953
No, not just this.
I think he's using drones.

1406
01:17:12,955 --> 01:17:14,521
Well, if this is true,

1407
01:17:14,523 --> 01:17:18,191
then Beck's very dangerous
and we need to be smart.

1408
01:17:18,193 --> 01:17:19,830
Who else did you tell
about this?

1409
01:17:20,796 --> 01:17:23,129
Parker? Parker!

1410
01:17:23,131 --> 01:17:26,234
- What's wrong?
- It's Beck. He's here.

1411
01:17:26,236 --> 01:17:28,238
What? Hill?

1412
01:17:33,576 --> 01:17:34,945
No, it's just an illu...

1413
01:17:36,245 --> 01:17:37,247
Fury!

1414
01:17:38,814 --> 01:17:40,683
Unh. Aah!

1415
01:17:42,919 --> 01:17:45,052
<i>Wow, Peter, wow.</i>

1416
01:17:45,054 --> 01:17:47,187
<i>I thought we were close.</i>

1417
01:17:47,189 --> 01:17:50,757
<i>Fury always had to die,
but not you.</i>

1418
01:17:50,759 --> 01:17:51,894
Stop hiding, Beck!

1419
01:17:54,697 --> 01:17:56,662
<i>I tried to
help you walk away.</i>

1420
01:17:56,664 --> 01:17:58,131
<i>Now you're making me
do this.</i>

1421
01:18:03,472 --> 01:18:07,306
<i>You told me,
you were just a kid.</i>

1422
01:18:07,308 --> 01:18:10,677
<i>You told me, you wanted
to run after that girl.</i>

1423
01:18:10,679 --> 01:18:12,581
- Help me!
- MJ!

1424
01:18:13,715 --> 01:18:14,749
Oh, God!

1425
01:18:16,819 --> 01:18:18,685
Peter, what's going on?

1426
01:18:18,687 --> 01:18:20,020
I know this isn't real.

1427
01:18:20,022 --> 01:18:21,354
<i>Do you, though?</i>

1428
01:18:22,891 --> 01:18:24,658
MJ!

1429
01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:26,592
MJ!

1430
01:18:28,429 --> 01:18:30,896
<i>I don't think you know
what's real, Peter.</i>

1431
01:18:33,067 --> 01:18:34,570
Whoa! Whoa!

1432
01:18:44,512 --> 01:18:45,747
<i>You need to wake up!</i>

1433
01:19:09,102 --> 01:19:11,605
<i>I mean, look at yourself.</i>

1434
01:19:21,149 --> 01:19:23,849
<i>You are just
a scared little kid</i>

1435
01:19:23,851 --> 01:19:25,620
<i>in a sweat suit.</i>

1436
01:19:26,854 --> 01:19:28,453
<i>I created Mysterio</i>

1437
01:19:28,455 --> 01:19:31,623
<i>to give the world
someone to believe in.</i>

1438
01:19:31,625 --> 01:19:33,491
<i>I control the truth.</i>

1439
01:19:33,493 --> 01:19:36,196
<i>Mysterio is the truth.</i>

1440
01:19:59,853 --> 01:20:02,018
<i>If you were good enough,</i>

1441
01:20:02,020 --> 01:20:04,557
<i>maybe Tony would still
be alive.</i>

1442
01:20:16,536 --> 01:20:20,473
<i>Deep down,
you know I'm right.</i>

1443
01:20:30,883 --> 01:20:33,316
<i>You made your choice.</i>

1444
01:20:33,318 --> 01:20:36,520
<i>And all you had to do
was step aside.</i>

1445
01:20:36,522 --> 01:20:38,689
<i>And now you have...</i>

1446
01:20:51,303 --> 01:20:52,869
Fury. Unh.

1447
01:20:52,871 --> 01:20:56,338
Beck's people
are trying to find everyone

1448
01:20:56,340 --> 01:20:58,441
who could expose him.

1449
01:20:58,443 --> 01:20:59,709
Who'd you tell?

1450
01:20:59,711 --> 01:21:01,411
- Um...
- I know you told someone...

1451
01:21:01,413 --> 01:21:02,612
- Um...
- ...so just tell me.

1452
01:21:02,614 --> 01:21:04,414
- Okay.
- Who did you tell?

1453
01:21:04,416 --> 01:21:05,915
Who else did you tell?

1454
01:21:05,917 --> 01:21:07,684
Just Ned and MJ
from my class.

1455
01:21:07,686 --> 01:21:09,450
Maybe Ned told
his girlfriend Betty,

1456
01:21:09,452 --> 01:21:11,020
but that's it.

1457
01:21:11,022 --> 01:21:12,688
What?

1458
01:21:12,690 --> 01:21:15,423
You are so gullible.

1459
01:21:15,425 --> 01:21:17,560
- What?
- You're smart as a whip.

1460
01:21:17,562 --> 01:21:19,928
Just a...

1461
01:21:19,930 --> 01:21:21,431
...sucker.

1462
01:21:21,433 --> 01:21:23,265
And now all your friends
have to die.

1463
01:21:23,267 --> 01:21:24,800
Oh, my God.

1464
01:21:28,906 --> 01:21:30,373
It's easy to fool people

1465
01:21:30,375 --> 01:21:32,844
when they're already fooling
themselves.

1466
01:21:37,313 --> 01:21:39,450
But for what it's worth,
Peter,

1467
01:21:40,718 --> 01:21:41,920
I really am sorry.

1468
01:21:51,495 --> 01:21:52,962
- EDITH.
- <i>Yes, Quentin.</i>

1469
01:21:52,964 --> 01:21:56,631
Access files to
Peter Parker's class trip.

1470
01:21:56,633 --> 01:21:58,969
I need them to fly home
from London.

1471
01:22:38,075 --> 01:22:38,976
Hi.

1472
01:22:40,310 --> 01:22:41,475
Where am I?

1473
01:22:41,477 --> 01:22:43,811
Municipal holding
facility.

1474
01:22:43,813 --> 01:22:46,513
They said they found you
unconscious at the train yard.

1475
01:22:46,515 --> 01:22:47,747
Very dangerous.

1476
01:22:47,749 --> 01:22:49,015
And we gave you the shirt

1477
01:22:49,017 --> 01:22:51,085
because you seemed
a bit cold.

1478
01:22:51,087 --> 01:22:52,889
Thanks.

1479
01:22:54,690 --> 01:22:55,856
You guys are nice.

1480
01:22:57,126 --> 01:22:59,026
You speak really good
English.

1481
01:22:59,028 --> 01:23:01,327
Welcome to the Netherlands.

1482
01:23:01,329 --> 01:23:03,330
I'm in the Netherlands
right now?

1483
01:23:03,332 --> 01:23:04,734
Yep.

1484
01:23:05,967 --> 01:23:07,800
Bye. Aah!

1485
01:23:07,802 --> 01:23:10,536
- Guard!
- The guard is on a break.

1486
01:23:10,538 --> 01:23:13,040
- Probably talking to his wife.
- Yeah, she's pregnant.

1487
01:23:13,042 --> 01:23:14,407
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1488
01:23:22,417 --> 01:23:24,250
Yeah.

1489
01:23:24,252 --> 01:23:25,486
Yeah.

1490
01:23:25,488 --> 01:23:28,522
Night Monkey. Yeah.

1491
01:23:32,661 --> 01:23:33,761
You guys okay?

1492
01:23:46,407 --> 01:23:47,840
- Excuse me, sir?
- Yeah?

1493
01:23:47,842 --> 01:23:50,043
- Could I borrow your phone?
- Yeah.

1494
01:23:51,446 --> 01:23:54,414
Everyone is so nice here.
Uh...

1495
01:23:54,416 --> 01:23:56,551
Okay.

1496
01:24:00,389 --> 01:24:01,989
Okay.

1497
01:24:03,558 --> 01:24:07,694
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Hey, hey, uh...

1498
01:24:07,696 --> 01:24:11,164
I messed up.
I need a... I need a ride.

1499
01:24:11,166 --> 01:24:13,665
Where am I?
Where am I, sir?

1500
01:24:13,667 --> 01:24:15,871
It's Broek op Langedijk.

1501
01:24:17,738 --> 01:24:19,870
Hang on.
Could you say that into there?

1502
01:24:19,872 --> 01:24:23,708
Hi.
It's Broek op Langedijk here.

1503
01:24:23,710 --> 01:24:25,877
Yeah, no problem.
Heh, heh.

1504
01:24:25,879 --> 01:24:27,512
Thanks.

1505
01:24:27,514 --> 01:24:28,449
Did you get that?

1506
01:24:49,937 --> 01:24:52,537
Peter? Are you okay?

1507
01:24:52,539 --> 01:24:55,406
- Happy, is that you?
- Yeah, of course it's me.

1508
01:24:55,408 --> 01:24:58,976
Stop! Tell me something
only you would know.

1509
01:24:58,978 --> 01:25:01,812
Only I would know. Uh...

1510
01:25:01,814 --> 01:25:04,982
Remember we went to Germany?
You pay-per-viewed a video

1511
01:25:04,984 --> 01:25:06,984
in your room?
They didn't list titles,

1512
01:25:06,986 --> 01:25:09,487
but I could tell by the price
it was an adult film.

1513
01:25:09,489 --> 01:25:12,456
- And you didn't know how I knew...
- Okay, fine! It's you. Stop.

1514
01:25:15,128 --> 01:25:18,362
It's so good to see you.

1515
01:25:18,364 --> 01:25:21,631
Peter, you'll have to tell me
what the hell is going on here.

1516
01:25:21,633 --> 01:25:23,533
Okay, hold still.

1517
01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:25,337
There we go.

1518
01:25:31,142 --> 01:25:32,342
Ouch.

1519
01:25:32,344 --> 01:25:33,976
I thought you had
super strength.

1520
01:25:33,978 --> 01:25:35,981
It still hurts.

1521
01:25:37,816 --> 01:25:40,520
- Happy, come on.
- All right, relax.

1522
01:25:41,987 --> 01:25:44,020
- Just a few more. There we go.
- Oh, my God.

1523
01:25:44,022 --> 01:25:45,856
- Relax.
- Don't tell me to relax, Happy!

1524
01:25:45,858 --> 01:25:48,227
How can I relax
when I messed up so bad?

1525
01:25:49,194 --> 01:25:51,362
I trusted Beck. Right?

1526
01:25:51,364 --> 01:25:52,863
I thought he was my friend.

1527
01:25:52,865 --> 01:25:55,230
I gave him the only thing
Mr. Stark left for me,

1528
01:25:55,232 --> 01:25:57,901
and now he's gonna kill
my friends and half of Europe,

1529
01:25:57,903 --> 01:26:00,804
so please
do not tell me to relax.

1530
01:26:02,339 --> 01:26:05,407
I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't shout.

1531
01:26:08,146 --> 01:26:09,915
I just really miss him.

1532
01:26:10,882 --> 01:26:12,384
Yeah, I miss him too.

1533
01:26:15,186 --> 01:26:17,853
Everywhere I go...

1534
01:26:17,855 --> 01:26:19,488
I see his face.

1535
01:26:19,490 --> 01:26:21,957
And the
whole world is asking

1536
01:26:21,959 --> 01:26:24,727
who's gonna be
the next Iron Man...

1537
01:26:26,731 --> 01:26:30,202
And I don't know if that's me,
Happy. I'm not Iron Man.

1538
01:26:32,003 --> 01:26:34,304
You're not Iron Man.

1539
01:26:34,306 --> 01:26:36,206
You're never gonna be
Iron Man.

1540
01:26:38,075 --> 01:26:40,477
Nobody could live up
to Tony.

1541
01:26:40,479 --> 01:26:41,914
Not even Tony.

1542
01:26:43,413 --> 01:26:45,345
Tony was my best friend.

1543
01:26:45,347 --> 01:26:46,681
And he was a mess.

1544
01:26:46,683 --> 01:26:48,549
He second-guessed
everything he did.

1545
01:26:48,551 --> 01:26:50,251
He was all over the place.

1546
01:26:50,253 --> 01:26:53,254
The one thing that he did
that he didn't second-guess

1547
01:26:53,256 --> 01:26:54,858
was picking you.

1548
01:26:56,426 --> 01:26:59,727
I don't think
Tony would have done what he did

1549
01:26:59,729 --> 01:27:03,233
if he didn't know that you were
gonna be here after he was gone.

1550
01:27:04,534 --> 01:27:06,168
Now, your friends
are in trouble,

1551
01:27:06,170 --> 01:27:09,774
you're all alone,
your tech is missing.

1552
01:27:11,175 --> 01:27:13,244
What are you gonna do
about it?

1553
01:27:18,082 --> 01:27:19,714
I'm gonna kick his ass.

1554
01:27:19,716 --> 01:27:22,651
I mean, right now. Specifically,
what are we gonna do?

1555
01:27:22,653 --> 01:27:24,553
We've been hovering
over a tulip field

1556
01:27:24,555 --> 01:27:25,821
for the last 15 minutes.

1557
01:27:25,823 --> 01:27:27,556
Right.
I can't call my friends

1558
01:27:27,558 --> 01:27:29,258
because he's tracking
their phones.

1559
01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:30,491
Give me your phone.

1560
01:27:30,493 --> 01:27:31,825
- My cell phone?
- Yeah.

1561
01:27:31,827 --> 01:27:33,427
Okay. Here.

1562
01:27:33,429 --> 01:27:34,829
What's your password?

1563
01:27:34,831 --> 01:27:35,829
"Password."

1564
01:27:35,831 --> 01:27:37,498
No, what is your password?

1565
01:27:37,500 --> 01:27:39,833
- "Password," spelled out.
- Head of security,

1566
01:27:39,835 --> 01:27:42,802
- and your password is "password"?
- I don't feel good about it.

1567
01:27:42,804 --> 01:27:45,940
<i>Hello, governor. Cup of tea?
I'm gonna be in London soon.</i>

1568
01:27:45,942 --> 01:27:48,008
- They're in London.
- London, okay.

1569
01:27:48,010 --> 01:27:49,075
Yeah, I need a suit.

1570
01:27:49,077 --> 01:27:50,714
Suit?

1571
01:28:11,701 --> 01:28:13,767
Okay, um...

1572
01:28:13,769 --> 01:28:16,839
bring up everything you have
on Spider-Man.

1573
01:28:23,410 --> 01:28:26,014
Yeah, open that.
Okay, no, no, no.

1574
01:28:33,620 --> 01:28:36,288
- What?
- Nothing.

1575
01:28:36,290 --> 01:28:39,160
You take care of the suit.
I'll take care of the music.

1576
01:28:42,998 --> 01:28:44,833
Oh, I love Led Zeppelin.

1577
01:28:50,306 --> 01:28:53,174
Okay, can you pull up
my web-shooters?

1578
01:28:54,175 --> 01:28:55,542
Isolate the Taser webs,

1579
01:28:55,544 --> 01:28:57,944
and reconfigure
and boost the voltage

1580
01:28:57,946 --> 01:29:01,047
to a factor of 25 percent,

1581
01:29:01,049 --> 01:29:03,949
and give me complete
manual control over detonation.

1582
01:29:03,951 --> 01:29:07,051
<i>♪ Forget the hearse
'Cause I never die... ♪</i>

1583
01:29:07,053 --> 01:29:09,054
I thought Kree
having sleeper cells

1584
01:29:09,056 --> 01:29:10,488
was top secret information.

1585
01:29:10,490 --> 01:29:13,125
Nick, satellites are picking up
an EM pulse.

1586
01:29:13,127 --> 01:29:15,693
- I thought that was over.
- It's the biggest one yet.

1587
01:29:15,695 --> 01:29:17,529
- Where?
- London.

1588
01:29:17,531 --> 01:29:20,032
Okay, the company set up
a city tour,

1589
01:29:20,034 --> 01:29:23,204
and then we'll grab a bite
and head to the airport.

1590
01:29:25,373 --> 01:29:27,872
Is no one else gonna
acknowledge how crazy this is?

1591
01:29:27,874 --> 01:29:30,442
Oh, yeah, I get it.
There's been nothing scientific

1592
01:29:30,444 --> 01:29:31,943
about this science tour
at all.

1593
01:29:31,945 --> 01:29:33,711
No, no, I'm talking
about Peter.

1594
01:29:33,713 --> 01:29:35,546
Has no one noticed
how shady he is?

1595
01:29:35,548 --> 01:29:37,549
I saw him in the back room
of a rest stop

1596
01:29:37,551 --> 01:29:39,417
with some woman
in his underwear,

1597
01:29:39,419 --> 01:29:41,187
and he's always
sneaking away,

1598
01:29:41,189 --> 01:29:43,122
like back at the opera, huh?

1599
01:29:43,124 --> 01:29:46,591
Now he's suddenly off the trip,
with his family in Berlin?

1600
01:29:46,593 --> 01:29:48,997
Is no one else here
interested in the truth?

1601
01:29:50,431 --> 01:29:52,698
"The very concept
of objective truth

1602
01:29:52,700 --> 01:29:54,300
is fading out of the world."

1603
01:29:54,302 --> 01:29:56,201
George Orwell.
Thank you, MJ.

1604
01:29:56,203 --> 01:29:58,602
Yeah. Well, since
Peter's not really here

1605
01:29:58,604 --> 01:29:59,704
to tell his truth,

1606
01:29:59,706 --> 01:30:01,473
what about you, Brad?

1607
01:30:01,475 --> 01:30:03,808
Why take pictures of people
in the bathroom?

1608
01:30:03,810 --> 01:30:05,576
Yeah, dude,
what's that about?

1609
01:30:05,578 --> 01:30:08,278
No, no, no,
it wasn't like that. It was...

1610
01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:09,580
I was trying to take a...

1611
01:30:09,582 --> 01:30:11,616
Let's put all
this craziness behind us

1612
01:30:11,618 --> 01:30:14,485
and have a nice,
peaceful afternoon.

1613
01:30:14,487 --> 01:30:18,555
"Sounds great, Mr. Harrington,"
said the class. Okay.

1614
01:30:18,557 --> 01:30:21,625
I'm gonna be a cool teacher
right now.

1615
01:30:21,627 --> 01:30:24,228
You gotta stop doing that.
It is weird.

1616
01:30:24,230 --> 01:30:27,965
No more photos in the bathroom.
Urinal or stalls.

1617
01:30:27,967 --> 01:30:29,700
- Okay?
- Look at this.

1618
01:30:29,702 --> 01:30:31,469
Mr. Harrington,
this is your bus.

1619
01:30:31,471 --> 01:30:34,772
- We got a bus all to ourselves.
- Nice to see you all. Come along.

1620
01:30:34,774 --> 01:30:36,906
- I'll get this, yeah? Why not?
- Thank you.

1621
01:30:36,908 --> 01:30:38,942
Yeah. Thank you, brother.

1622
01:30:38,944 --> 01:30:40,811
All right.

1623
01:30:40,813 --> 01:30:42,516
I have the kids.

1624
01:30:46,385 --> 01:30:48,317
I got here as fast as I could.

1625
01:30:48,319 --> 01:30:51,420
I did a full perimeter sweep.
Nothing.

1626
01:30:51,422 --> 01:30:52,324
Damn it.

1627
01:30:54,926 --> 01:30:56,125
Pulse is spiking.

1628
01:30:56,127 --> 01:30:57,593
I'll take
another look.

1629
01:30:57,595 --> 01:30:59,428
Soon as you see something,
report.

1630
01:30:59,430 --> 01:31:01,798
<i>You're all we've got, Beck.</i>

1631
01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:04,470
If this is what I
fear, then God help us, Fury.

1632
01:31:05,737 --> 01:31:08,472
God help us all.

1633
01:31:08,474 --> 01:31:10,507
Okay, no Avengers coming.
Good to go.

1634
01:31:10,509 --> 01:31:13,442
- <i>William, launch the drones.</i>
- Copy that, brother.

1635
01:31:13,444 --> 01:31:17,179
<i>Drones are entering
the atmosphere weapons-hot.</i>

1636
01:31:22,653 --> 01:31:24,788
- Excellent. Janice?
- Working on the cape.

1637
01:31:24,790 --> 01:31:26,022
Get those wrinkles out.

1638
01:31:26,024 --> 01:31:27,990
I could be shaking hands
with the queen.

1639
01:31:27,992 --> 01:31:29,560
- <i>Guterman?</i>
- Almost in position.

1640
01:31:29,562 --> 01:31:32,127
- Okay. Hit it, Victoria.
- Increasing pulse.

1641
01:31:33,531 --> 01:31:36,164
Whatever this is,
it's 100 times bigger

1642
01:31:36,166 --> 01:31:37,332
than the previous ones.

1643
01:31:37,334 --> 01:31:38,667
EDITH?

1644
01:31:38,669 --> 01:31:40,302
<i>Yes, Quentin.</i>

1645
01:31:40,304 --> 01:31:42,070
Show me my loose ends.

1646
01:31:42,072 --> 01:31:43,905
Once the show's going,

1647
01:31:43,907 --> 01:31:45,740
execute the kill order
on my command.

1648
01:31:45,742 --> 01:31:46,975
- <i>Copy.</i>
- All right.

1649
01:31:46,977 --> 01:31:48,744
Start the show.

1650
01:31:50,014 --> 01:31:52,050
Let's save the world,
people.

1651
01:31:54,318 --> 01:31:57,253
I don't like this.
Something's definitely up.

1652
01:31:57,255 --> 01:32:00,422
You're an FOS now.
"Friend of Spider-Man."

1653
01:32:00,424 --> 01:32:03,658
And you have to remember,
just stay calm.

1654
01:32:06,264 --> 01:32:08,596
That doesn't
look good.

1655
01:32:08,598 --> 01:32:10,665
But it's fake,
nothing to worry about.

1656
01:32:10,667 --> 01:32:14,870
And the kids
are in the kill zone.

1657
01:32:14,872 --> 01:32:16,875
<i>Great work, Guterman.</i>

1658
01:32:18,107 --> 01:32:19,774
What?

1659
01:32:19,776 --> 01:32:22,377
- <i>Happy Hogan here.</i>
- I know. What do you want?

1660
01:32:22,379 --> 01:32:24,578
<i>At Mr. Stark's,
going through his belongings.</i>

1661
01:32:24,580 --> 01:32:26,547
<i>There was a surfboard
you left behind.</i>

1662
01:32:26,549 --> 01:32:28,382
- What?
- <i>People said they didn't think</i>

1663
01:32:28,384 --> 01:32:31,653
<i>Nick Fury was a surfer, I said,
"Appearances can be deceiving."</i>

1664
01:32:31,655 --> 01:32:34,389
It's not mine. And don't ever
call this number again.

1665
01:32:42,231 --> 01:32:44,832
Fury's got the coded message.

1666
01:32:44,834 --> 01:32:46,667
Your friends
are at the Tower Bridge.

1667
01:32:46,669 --> 01:32:49,369
Your boy called it London
Bridge, but I figured it out.

1668
01:32:49,371 --> 01:32:51,072
- I'll scoop them up, okay?
- Yeah.

1669
01:32:51,074 --> 01:32:52,273
- We're close.
- We're close.

1670
01:32:52,275 --> 01:32:53,674
- How's the suit?
- Almost done.

1671
01:32:53,676 --> 01:32:55,076
- Good.
- Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.

1672
01:32:55,078 --> 01:32:57,711
Before you go,
if something happens to me,

1673
01:32:57,713 --> 01:32:59,447
could you please give
this to MJ?

1674
01:32:59,449 --> 01:33:01,716
You'll make it back.
Give it to her yourself.

1675
01:33:01,718 --> 01:33:03,184
- You got this.
- I got this.

1676
01:33:03,186 --> 01:33:06,086
- Walk me through it.
- I know it's illusion tech.

1677
01:33:06,088 --> 01:33:07,854
All I do
is get inside the illusion,

1678
01:33:07,856 --> 01:33:09,089
then I can take it down,

1679
01:33:09,091 --> 01:33:10,691
find him,
and he's just a guy.

1680
01:33:10,693 --> 01:33:12,125
I can take EDITH
right back.

1681
01:33:12,127 --> 01:33:14,627
Right, but last time,
you got hit by a train.

1682
01:33:14,629 --> 01:33:17,798
True, but this time...

1683
01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:20,733
How do I explain this? Uh...
I have a sixth sense.

1684
01:33:20,735 --> 01:33:24,371
The Peter-tingle. That's what
you're talking about, right?

1685
01:33:24,373 --> 01:33:25,639
It's not working, though.

1686
01:33:25,641 --> 01:33:27,608
I heard it wasn't working now.
Is it?

1687
01:33:27,610 --> 01:33:29,910
It is working.
I don't know if it's working...

1688
01:33:29,912 --> 01:33:31,978
You got the Peter-tingle.
That's the plan.

1689
01:33:31,980 --> 01:33:33,447
I'm gonna go get
your friends.

1690
01:33:33,449 --> 01:33:35,648
You get that Peter-tingle
back online.

1691
01:33:35,650 --> 01:33:36,817
I got this. I got this.

1692
01:33:51,432 --> 01:33:52,465
Cue the lightning.

1693
01:33:52,467 --> 01:33:54,568
Cuing lightning.

1694
01:33:59,306 --> 01:34:01,373
Sir, is it still safe
on the top,

1695
01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:03,642
or should we all come down?

1696
01:34:03,644 --> 01:34:04,578
Oh, my.

1697
01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:07,946
What did
the bus driver say?

1698
01:34:07,948 --> 01:34:09,548
Bus driver's gone.

1699
01:34:09,550 --> 01:34:11,049
- What?
- Where?

1700
01:34:11,051 --> 01:34:13,885
It's okay. Mr. Dell and I
have it under control!

1701
01:34:13,887 --> 01:34:15,355
No. Don't drag me into this.

1702
01:34:15,357 --> 01:34:18,191
I'm doing my best,
Julius!

1703
01:34:18,193 --> 01:34:20,625
- Look...
- Oh, the witches are back.

1704
01:34:20,627 --> 01:34:22,930
Oh, my God, get off the bus!

1705
01:34:27,734 --> 01:34:29,701
- Okay.
- Okay, follow me, kids.

1706
01:34:32,841 --> 01:34:34,910
Come on, let's go!

1707
01:34:47,219 --> 01:34:50,355
Now, that is
an Avengers-level threat.

1708
01:35:06,907 --> 01:35:08,740
This way. This way!

1709
01:35:08,742 --> 01:35:10,174
- Okay. Okay.
- Oh, my God!

1710
01:35:10,176 --> 01:35:12,076
- Flash!
- Follow that hand.

1711
01:35:12,078 --> 01:35:13,844
This way. Follow me.

1712
01:35:13,846 --> 01:35:17,015
- It's not real, it's not real!
- It looks real to me!

1713
01:35:17,017 --> 01:35:19,351
Follow me, kids!

1714
01:35:19,353 --> 01:35:21,552
Earth, wind, fire, water.
Oh, no.

1715
01:35:21,554 --> 01:35:23,655
They joined forces
like the Power Rangers.

1716
01:35:23,657 --> 01:35:25,423
- You're thinking of Voltron.
- Who?

1717
01:35:25,425 --> 01:35:27,391
Voltron!
You're thinking of Voltron!

1718
01:35:27,393 --> 01:35:29,261
Hey, look,
it's Mysterio!

1719
01:35:29,263 --> 01:35:30,929
He's gonna save us!

1720
01:35:33,598 --> 01:35:35,865
Wait, if Mysterio
knows we know...

1721
01:35:35,867 --> 01:35:38,034
- Then we're in danger.
- Yeah, and so are they.

1722
01:35:38,036 --> 01:35:39,237
We should go.

1723
01:35:40,705 --> 01:35:42,074
Kill that witch! Ba-bow!

1724
01:35:43,642 --> 01:35:46,578
This is for my family!

1725
01:35:47,981 --> 01:35:49,746
You should get
somewhere safe, Fury.

1726
01:35:49,748 --> 01:35:51,414
<i>I don't see this
ending well.</i>

1727
01:35:51,416 --> 01:35:53,417
I appreciate your concern,

1728
01:35:53,419 --> 01:35:55,421
but I never leave my men
behind.

1729
01:35:57,289 --> 01:35:59,323
All right, comms check.
Can you hear me?

1730
01:35:59,325 --> 01:36:01,091
I can.
It's a little loud out here.

1731
01:36:01,093 --> 01:36:02,792
- I like the new suit.
- Thanks.

1732
01:36:02,794 --> 01:36:05,162
Whoa, Peter,
you sure that's not real?

1733
01:36:05,164 --> 01:36:07,764
Yeah, it's just 100 times bigger
than I expected.

1734
01:36:07,766 --> 01:36:09,065
- Still the play?
- Uh-huh.

1735
01:36:09,067 --> 01:36:10,633
We need to get high enough

1736
01:36:10,635 --> 01:36:14,339
- so Beck doesn't see me coming.
- Copy. Stay sticky.

1737
01:36:16,775 --> 01:36:18,940
- Hey, Happy.
- Yeah, kid. What is it?

1738
01:36:18,942 --> 01:36:22,444
We need to have a conversation
about you and my aunt!

1739
01:36:36,427 --> 01:36:38,559
Beck, report!

1740
01:36:38,561 --> 01:36:41,063
I need a response.
Something quick and decisive.

1741
01:36:41,065 --> 01:36:42,564
"It's all the Elementals.

1742
01:36:42,566 --> 01:36:44,500
They're merged
into something..."

1743
01:36:44,502 --> 01:36:46,903
...into something else.
Something more powerful.

1744
01:36:46,905 --> 01:36:49,307
It's drawing energy
from the Earth's core.

1745
01:36:53,477 --> 01:36:55,912
See, now,
that's some bullshit.

1746
01:36:58,516 --> 01:36:59,450
Is that...?

1747
01:37:04,588 --> 01:37:06,020
Be ready for anything.

1748
01:37:06,022 --> 01:37:07,057
Yeah.

1749
01:37:12,962 --> 01:37:15,398
It's not real,
it's not real, it's not real!

1750
01:37:19,935 --> 01:37:22,170
Whoa.

1751
01:37:22,172 --> 01:37:23,974
That's awesome.

1752
01:37:49,198 --> 01:37:51,366
William, I've got drones
breaking formation.

1753
01:37:51,368 --> 01:37:53,701
Maybe they hit a flock of birds.
You're fine.

1754
01:37:53,703 --> 01:37:56,705
I wanna see what's happening
Taking manual control.

1755
01:38:02,511 --> 01:38:04,678
<i>Do you see anything?</i>

1756
01:38:04,680 --> 01:38:07,650
Yeah.
And I'm gonna kill him.

1757
01:38:12,354 --> 01:38:14,156
I hope this works.

1758
01:38:30,406 --> 01:38:31,341
You got me?

1759
01:38:36,312 --> 01:38:37,945
I got you.

1760
01:38:37,947 --> 01:38:40,748
<i>Boss,
the illusion is coming apart.</i>

1761
01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:44,784
I see you.

1762
01:38:48,589 --> 01:38:50,591
- EDITH, give me protection.
- <i>Copy.</i>

1763
01:39:05,272 --> 01:39:06,905
Just kill the illusion.
Kill it.

1764
01:39:06,907 --> 01:39:08,275
I'm not gonna. They'll see.

1765
01:39:08,277 --> 01:39:10,810
They'll see
what I want them to see!

1766
01:39:10,812 --> 01:39:13,879
- Do you still need the cape?
- Yes, Janice.

1767
01:39:13,881 --> 01:39:15,918
- I still need the cape.
- Done.

1768
01:39:18,719 --> 01:39:21,220
- Now render my illusion suit.
- All right, hang on.

1769
01:39:21,222 --> 01:39:23,455
<i>The monster was full of drones!
It's crazy!</i>

1770
01:39:23,457 --> 01:39:24,660
There you are.

1771
01:39:28,429 --> 01:39:29,595
Easy.

1772
01:39:33,799 --> 01:39:35,233
Who the hell is that?

1773
01:39:36,837 --> 01:39:38,069
- Ned!
- Happy!

1774
01:39:38,071 --> 01:39:39,970
I gotta get you out of here!

1775
01:39:39,972 --> 01:39:41,338
- Get on the jet!
- Who are you?

1776
01:39:41,340 --> 01:39:43,509
I work with Spider-Man.
Get on that jet.

1777
01:39:43,511 --> 01:39:45,344
You work for Spider-Man?

1778
01:39:45,346 --> 01:39:47,548
I work with Spider-Man,
not for Spider-Man.

1779
01:39:50,183 --> 01:39:52,283
- New plan. Into the Tower.
- What?

1780
01:39:52,285 --> 01:39:53,618
Happy, are you okay?

1781
01:39:53,620 --> 01:39:55,320
<i>We're okay. Just get Beck.</i>

1782
01:39:55,322 --> 01:39:57,788
- EDITH, target Spider-Man.
- <i>Copy.</i>

1783
01:40:02,161 --> 01:40:04,331
I'll just kill the kids
myself.

1784
01:40:09,236 --> 01:40:10,204
Whoa!

1785
01:40:19,011 --> 01:40:20,346
There you are.

1786
01:40:22,815 --> 01:40:24,549
Into the Crown Jewels vault!

1787
01:40:24,551 --> 01:40:26,419
- Yeah, go, go, go!
- Come on.

1788
01:40:30,323 --> 01:40:31,921
- Go!
- Into the vault!

1789
01:40:31,923 --> 01:40:34,192
The walls are 8 feet thick.
Go into the vault!

1790
01:40:34,194 --> 01:40:35,492
- What?
- Into the vault. Go!

1791
01:40:38,431 --> 01:40:40,066
Take cover!

1792
01:40:58,551 --> 01:40:59,519
Okay.

1793
01:41:04,089 --> 01:41:05,188
Yeah?

1794
01:41:05,190 --> 01:41:07,025
No. No.

1795
01:41:11,328 --> 01:41:12,563
I see you.

1796
01:41:14,832 --> 01:41:15,768
Get that thing out...

1797
01:41:21,372 --> 01:41:22,540
Go!

1798
01:41:29,413 --> 01:41:31,750
How does Cap do that?

1799
01:41:40,792 --> 01:41:44,093
Happy, say something,
to let me know you're alive!

1800
01:41:44,095 --> 01:41:46,461
- <i>I'm here. I'm here.</i>
- Happy, thank God.

1801
01:41:46,463 --> 01:41:50,633
I bought us some time,
but not much.

1802
01:41:50,635 --> 01:41:53,937
I'm trying to get to Beck,
but I can't shake these drones!

1803
01:42:08,018 --> 01:42:09,520
Gotcha.

1804
01:42:31,274 --> 01:42:33,076
Going up!

1805
01:43:09,344 --> 01:43:10,344
Finally.

1806
01:43:10,346 --> 01:43:12,814
Hey, William, how we doing?

1807
01:43:12,816 --> 01:43:15,015
Illusion almost back up.

1808
01:43:15,017 --> 01:43:17,521
<i>I don't know
how you're gonna spin this.</i>

1809
01:43:31,900 --> 01:43:33,169
Oh, great. No webs.

1810
01:43:46,882 --> 01:43:49,085
- Are we gonna die?
- Nobody dies on my watch.

1811
01:43:51,686 --> 01:43:53,620
I wasted my life
playing video games,

1812
01:43:53,622 --> 01:43:55,421
and we're gonna die.

1813
01:43:55,423 --> 01:43:59,358
I have a fake ID,
and I've never even used it.

1814
01:43:59,360 --> 01:44:02,095
I post stupid videos daily
for people to like me.

1815
01:44:02,097 --> 01:44:04,796
Hey, if it wasn't
for those stupid videos,

1816
01:44:04,798 --> 01:44:07,033
Spider-Man would've never
found you.

1817
01:44:07,035 --> 01:44:10,604
Spider-Man...? Spider-Man
follows me? I saved us, guys.

1818
01:44:10,606 --> 01:44:12,604
If you saved us,
why are we about to die?

1819
01:44:12,606 --> 01:44:14,072
- MJ!
- Stop it!

1820
01:44:14,074 --> 01:44:15,541
I'm sorry, okay?

1821
01:44:15,543 --> 01:44:17,243
I'm obsessed
with telling the truth

1822
01:44:17,245 --> 01:44:19,878
even if it hurts
other people's feelings.

1823
01:44:19,880 --> 01:44:21,916
I'm in love
with Spider-Man's aunt.

1824
01:44:25,985 --> 01:44:27,421
We're sharing, right?

1825
01:45:06,559 --> 01:45:09,294
Your lies are over, Beck.

1826
01:45:09,296 --> 01:45:12,896
This certainly isn't ideal,
but I have contingencies.

1827
01:45:12,898 --> 01:45:14,267
EDITH?

1828
01:45:22,074 --> 01:45:24,642
Just give me the glasses.

1829
01:45:24,644 --> 01:45:26,380
You want these?

1830
01:45:27,813 --> 01:45:28,714
Come and get them.

1831
01:45:39,024 --> 01:45:40,456
Come on, Peter-tingle.

1832
01:46:05,317 --> 01:46:06,816
Why aren't
these drones firing?

1833
01:46:06,818 --> 01:46:08,685
<i>You're in the strike zone.</i>

1834
01:46:08,687 --> 01:46:12,758
- <i>The chance of getting hit is...</i>
- No, fire all the drones now!

1835
01:46:31,175 --> 01:46:32,743
Beck!

1836
01:46:36,048 --> 01:46:37,049
Beck.

1837
01:46:38,215 --> 01:46:39,748
You lied to me.

1838
01:46:39,750 --> 01:46:42,618
- And I trusted you.
- I know.

1839
01:46:42,620 --> 01:46:45,086
That's the most...

1840
01:46:45,088 --> 01:46:47,225
d-disappointing part.

1841
01:46:48,459 --> 01:46:50,395
You're a good person,
Peter.

1842
01:46:52,629 --> 01:46:54,431
Such a weakness.

1843
01:46:56,534 --> 01:46:58,766
Stark was right.

1844
01:46:58,768 --> 01:47:00,771
You do deserve them.

1845
01:47:11,915 --> 01:47:14,285
You can't trick me anymore.

1846
01:47:17,588 --> 01:47:20,089
EDITH,
turn off the drones.

1847
01:47:20,091 --> 01:47:23,759
<i>Biometric scan complete.
Welcome back, Peter.</i>

1848
01:47:23,761 --> 01:47:25,693
<i>Execute
all cancellation protocols?</i>

1849
01:47:25,695 --> 01:47:26,929
Just do it.

1850
01:47:26,931 --> 01:47:28,500
- Execute them all.
- <i>Confirmed.</i>

1851
01:47:37,739 --> 01:47:39,808
Give me the spear.

1852
01:47:39,810 --> 01:47:41,278
That's a halberd. Ahem.

1853
01:47:46,315 --> 01:47:47,917
Thank you.

1854
01:47:51,488 --> 01:47:54,825
- How could you do all of this?
- You'll see, Peter.

1855
01:47:56,492 --> 01:48:00,230
People,
they need to believe.

1856
01:48:01,297 --> 01:48:03,166
And nowadays...

1857
01:48:04,967 --> 01:48:07,337
they'll believe anything.

1858
01:48:17,645 --> 01:48:19,081
Is he...?

1859
01:48:20,282 --> 01:48:21,684
Is this real?

1860
01:48:23,185 --> 01:48:25,487
<i>All illusions are down, Peter.</i>

1861
01:48:39,967 --> 01:48:41,567
Whoo! Yeah!

1862
01:48:41,569 --> 01:48:43,236
Hey, where you going?

1863
01:48:50,878 --> 01:48:52,114
- MJ.
- Hey.

1864
01:48:52,980 --> 01:48:54,348
- Hey.
- Hey.

1865
01:48:54,350 --> 01:48:56,182
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay. Are you okay?

1866
01:48:56,184 --> 01:48:58,518
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Is everybody else okay?

1867
01:48:58,520 --> 01:49:01,388
Yeah, everyone's okay.

1868
01:49:01,390 --> 01:49:04,057
- What happened?
- There was just the drones,

1869
01:49:04,059 --> 01:49:07,328
and they were following us,
and then they just stopped.

1870
01:49:08,563 --> 01:49:10,599
- Was that you?
- Yeah.

1871
01:49:11,532 --> 01:49:13,068
Did you get him?

1872
01:49:15,804 --> 01:49:17,406
- Yeah.
- Well, I, um...

1873
01:49:18,907 --> 01:49:20,905
brought that.

1874
01:49:20,907 --> 01:49:23,208
In case
you needed some help.

1875
01:49:23,210 --> 01:49:25,213
Thanks.

1876
01:49:26,414 --> 01:49:28,314
Anyway, uh,

1877
01:49:28,316 --> 01:49:30,982
there was this sweaty guy
in the tower with us.

1878
01:49:30,984 --> 01:49:33,919
I think he works for you
or something.

1879
01:49:33,921 --> 01:49:35,053
He, um...

1880
01:49:35,055 --> 01:49:36,588
He gave me this.

1881
01:49:36,590 --> 01:49:38,526
No. No.

1882
01:49:40,027 --> 01:49:41,592
Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry.

1883
01:49:41,594 --> 01:49:43,730
- I had this stupid plan.
- Peter.

1884
01:49:43,732 --> 01:49:45,731
I wrote it down,
I was gonna buy you this

1885
01:49:45,733 --> 01:49:47,769
and give it to you in Paris
at the top...

1886
01:49:51,237 --> 01:49:52,672
And you kissed me.

1887
01:49:52,674 --> 01:49:55,340
- What? What?
- Yeah.

1888
01:49:55,342 --> 01:49:57,341
I don't really have
much luck

1889
01:49:57,343 --> 01:50:00,845
when it comes
to getting close to people.

1890
01:50:00,847 --> 01:50:03,651
Um... So I lied.

1891
01:50:04,950 --> 01:50:06,450
I wasn't just watching you

1892
01:50:06,452 --> 01:50:09,589
because I thought
you were Spider-Man.

1893
01:50:13,494 --> 01:50:14,962
That's great.

1894
01:50:16,429 --> 01:50:18,963
- Black dahlia, like the murder.
- The murder.

1895
01:50:18,965 --> 01:50:21,099
- Good.
- Yeah. Heh.

1896
01:50:21,101 --> 01:50:22,801
Sorry it's broken.

1897
01:50:22,803 --> 01:50:25,670
I actually like it better
broken.

1898
01:50:25,672 --> 01:50:27,942
I really like you.

1899
01:50:29,642 --> 01:50:31,111
I really like you too.

1900
01:50:32,279 --> 01:50:33,778
Uh...

1901
01:50:45,190 --> 01:50:47,424
Uh. Okay. I should...

1902
01:50:47,426 --> 01:50:50,461
I should probably get back
to the class.

1903
01:50:50,463 --> 01:50:51,865
I'll go and...

1904
01:50:53,097 --> 01:50:55,368
- Yeah. Heh. I don't know.
- Heh. Okay.

1905
01:50:56,668 --> 01:50:57,736
Just in case.

1906
01:51:05,811 --> 01:51:07,344
Yeah, no.

1907
01:51:07,346 --> 01:51:10,680
No, May, you're right.
He did great. He was strong.

1908
01:51:10,682 --> 01:51:12,849
Yeah.
I'm glad he stayed too.

1909
01:51:12,851 --> 01:51:14,686
I gotta go.

1910
01:51:15,753 --> 01:51:17,019
I'm glad you're alive.

1911
01:51:17,021 --> 01:51:18,755
I guess the coded message
worked.

1912
01:51:18,757 --> 01:51:21,358
"Appearances can be
deceiving." Heh.

1913
01:51:21,360 --> 01:51:23,794
I'm surprised you didn't
just wink in the camera.

1914
01:51:23,796 --> 01:51:26,296
- It worked.
- Because I had serious doubts

1915
01:51:26,298 --> 01:51:27,764
about Beck
from the beginning.

1916
01:51:27,766 --> 01:51:29,334
Not true.
He had zero doubts.

1917
01:51:33,003 --> 01:51:34,103
Where's Parker?

1918
01:51:34,105 --> 01:51:35,504
He's with a girl.

1919
01:51:35,506 --> 01:51:38,174
I need to speak with him.

1920
01:51:38,176 --> 01:51:39,976
He'll call you.

1921
01:51:39,978 --> 01:51:41,677
He'll...?

1922
01:51:45,050 --> 01:51:47,183
Okay. Great.

1923
01:51:47,185 --> 01:51:49,052
Well, he better.

1924
01:51:49,054 --> 01:51:50,154
Or it's your ass.

1925
01:51:51,622 --> 01:51:54,991
And don't even think
about ghosting me.

1926
01:51:59,230 --> 01:52:01,897
<i>♪ Hey, little girl ♪</i>

1927
01:52:01,899 --> 01:52:05,237
<i>♪ I wanna be
Your boyfriend ♪</i>

1928
01:52:06,537 --> 01:52:09,037
<i>♪ Sweet little girl... ♪</i>

1929
01:52:11,842 --> 01:52:14,009
Are you sure
no one else has figured it out?

1930
01:52:14,011 --> 01:52:17,612
Yeah, it's not like anybody
really pays attention to you.

1931
01:52:17,614 --> 01:52:18,612
Ouch.

1932
01:52:18,614 --> 01:52:20,447
Except for me.

1933
01:52:20,449 --> 01:52:21,883
Aw. Thanks.

1934
01:52:21,885 --> 01:52:23,685
- Don't be late.
- I won't.

1935
01:52:23,687 --> 01:52:24,886
See you later.

1936
01:52:24,888 --> 01:52:27,422
- You guys are so cute.
- Thanks.

1937
01:52:27,424 --> 01:52:29,223
Uh...

1938
01:52:29,225 --> 01:52:32,761
I was thinking we should all go
on a double date or something.

1939
01:52:32,763 --> 01:52:35,429
Oh, we broke up.

1940
01:52:35,431 --> 01:52:36,865
No. What? Why?

1941
01:52:36,867 --> 01:52:39,299
Men and women
grow apart,

1942
01:52:39,301 --> 01:52:41,136
but the journey
they share together

1943
01:52:41,138 --> 01:52:43,371
will always be a part
of them.

1944
01:52:43,373 --> 01:52:46,010
- You are so wise.
- Thank you.

1945
01:52:49,412 --> 01:52:51,746
Hello, Gerald.

1946
01:52:51,748 --> 01:52:53,951
Could Mother not make it?

1947
01:52:55,118 --> 01:52:56,621
Hmm.

1948
01:52:59,756 --> 01:53:01,322
- May!
- I promise you... Ah!

1949
01:53:01,324 --> 01:53:04,058
Oh, he's here.
Don't give me a ticket.

1950
01:53:04,060 --> 01:53:07,828
- Heh. Ah.
- Ooh. I'm so glad you're okay.

1951
01:53:07,830 --> 01:53:10,898
No, for real, I'm good.
I'm actually really fine.

1952
01:53:10,900 --> 01:53:12,699
Let's go.
Where are your bags?

1953
01:53:12,701 --> 01:53:14,101
Oh, right.
They got blown up.

1954
01:53:14,103 --> 01:53:15,903
Yeah. Heh.

1955
01:53:15,905 --> 01:53:17,372
I got you
hot buttered bagels.

1956
01:53:17,374 --> 01:53:19,472
- Thank you so much.
- I know my boy.

1957
01:53:19,474 --> 01:53:21,409
<i>I kept my
identity pretty guarded</i>

1958
01:53:21,411 --> 01:53:22,943
<i>this past couple years.</i>

1959
01:53:22,945 --> 01:53:24,744
<i>I faced a lot of deception.</i>

1960
01:53:24,746 --> 01:53:27,715
<i>And I'm tired of the lies.</i>

1961
01:53:27,717 --> 01:53:30,420
So it's time for the truth
to be out there.

1962
01:53:32,987 --> 01:53:33,990
Are you dating?

1963
01:53:34,991 --> 01:53:37,291
- Yes.
- Not really.

1964
01:53:37,293 --> 01:53:39,126
- What?
- Well...

1965
01:53:39,128 --> 01:53:40,627
- I think...
- Summer fling.

1966
01:53:40,629 --> 01:53:43,297
Yes, that evolves
and grows like any other.

1967
01:53:43,299 --> 01:53:45,065
I still don't know
where it's going.

1968
01:53:45,067 --> 01:53:46,566
Open to wherever
it might lead.

1969
01:53:46,568 --> 01:53:48,903
- Anywhere. On or off.
- To share it with people...

1970
01:53:48,905 --> 01:53:50,837
We'll always be friends,
no matter what.

1971
01:53:50,839 --> 01:53:52,672
I'm gonna go
because I've got a date.

1972
01:53:52,674 --> 01:53:55,274
...because we
all are interconnected.

1973
01:53:55,276 --> 01:53:56,475
- Bye.
- We are.

1974
01:54:09,524 --> 01:54:10,924
Whoo!

1975
01:54:15,129 --> 01:54:16,699
Sorry!

1976
01:54:21,169 --> 01:54:22,204
Whoa!

1977
01:54:23,570 --> 01:54:25,039
Whoa.

1978
01:54:27,709 --> 01:54:29,011
Whoo!

1979
01:54:36,151 --> 01:54:39,021
Whoo-hoo!

1980
01:54:53,066 --> 01:54:54,700
- Hey.
- Hey. Sorry I'm late.

1981
01:54:54,702 --> 01:54:57,102
- It's fine.
- You ready?

1982
01:54:57,104 --> 01:54:58,871
- Yeah.
- You're gonna love this.

1983
01:54:58,873 --> 01:55:00,839
Okay! Okay!

1984
01:55:00,841 --> 01:55:02,741
- Okay. Okay.
- You ready?

1985
01:55:02,743 --> 01:55:06,044
Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch.
I'm not gonna watch.

1986
01:55:07,948 --> 01:55:11,116
I should stop looking.
I'm gonna stop looking! Heh.

1987
01:55:11,118 --> 01:55:13,454
Whoo!

1988
01:55:28,235 --> 01:55:32,572
<i>♪ Can't seem to get my mind
Off of you ♪</i>

1989
01:55:34,340 --> 01:55:38,741
<i>♪ Back here at home
There's nothing to do ♪</i>

1990
01:55:38,743 --> 01:55:40,378
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh ♪</i>

1991
01:55:40,380 --> 01:55:43,446
<i>♪ Now that I'm away ♪</i>

1992
01:55:43,448 --> 01:55:46,517
<i>♪ I wish I'd stayed ♪</i>

1993
01:55:46,519 --> 01:55:52,690
<i>♪ Tomorrow's a day of mine
That you won't be in ♪</i>

1994
01:55:52,692 --> 01:55:57,264
<i>♪ When you looked at me
I should've run ♪</i>

1995
01:55:58,898 --> 01:56:03,069
<i>♪ But I thought
It was just for fun ♪</i>

1996
01:56:04,871 --> 01:56:07,938
<i>♪ I see I was wrong ♪</i>

1997
01:56:07,940 --> 01:56:11,075
<i>♪ And I'm not so strong ♪</i>

1998
01:56:11,077 --> 01:56:17,146
<i>♪ I should've known all along
That time would tell ♪</i>

1999
01:56:17,148 --> 01:56:23,320
<i>♪ A week without you
Thought I'd forget ♪</i>

2000
01:56:23,322 --> 01:56:25,489
<i>♪ Two weeks without you ♪</i>

2001
01:56:25,491 --> 01:56:31,093
<i>♪ And I still haven't gotten
Over you yet ♪</i>

2002
01:56:31,095 --> 01:56:34,163
<i>♪ Vacation
All I ever wanted ♪</i>

2003
01:56:34,165 --> 01:56:37,167
<i>♪ Vacation
Had to get away ♪</i>

2004
01:56:37,169 --> 01:56:41,340
<i>♪ Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ♪</i>

2005
01:56:43,375 --> 01:56:46,441
<i>♪ Vacation
All I ever wanted ♪</i>

2006
01:56:46,443 --> 01:56:49,512
<i>♪ Vacation
Had to get away ♪</i>

2007
01:56:49,514 --> 01:56:53,551
<i>♪ Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ♪</i>

2008
01:56:55,521 --> 01:56:58,788
<i>♪ Vacation
All I ever wanted ♪</i>

2009
01:56:58,790 --> 01:57:01,790
<i>♪ Vacation
Had to get away ♪</i>

2010
01:57:01,792 --> 01:57:06,030
<i>♪ Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ♪</i>

2011
01:57:27,285 --> 01:57:30,355
Okay. You can put me down now!
You can put me down now!

2012
01:57:31,888 --> 01:57:33,490
You okay?

2013
01:57:35,025 --> 01:57:36,391
Uh...

2014
01:57:36,393 --> 01:57:38,961
Whoo! Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

2015
01:57:38,963 --> 01:57:41,563
Let's just...
Never, never doing that again.

2016
01:57:41,565 --> 01:57:43,364
- I'm never doing that again.
- Okay.

2017
01:57:43,366 --> 01:57:45,167
I should probably
get out of here.

2018
01:57:45,169 --> 01:57:46,771
- Be safe. Heh.
- See you later.

2019
01:57:50,040 --> 01:57:52,240
<i>This is breaking news.</i>

2020
01:57:52,242 --> 01:57:55,242
<i>We come with revelations about
last week's attack in London.</i>

2021
01:57:55,244 --> 01:57:57,510
<i>An anonymous source
provided this video.</i>

2022
01:57:57,512 --> 01:58:00,380
<i>It shows Quentin Beck,
aka Mysterio,</i>

2023
01:58:00,382 --> 01:58:02,382
<i>moments before his death.</i>

2024
01:58:02,384 --> 01:58:04,653
<i>A warning, you may find
this video disturbing.</i>

2025
01:58:04,655 --> 01:58:06,754
<i>I managed to send the Elemental
through the rift,</i>

2026
01:58:06,756 --> 01:58:08,688
<i>but I don't think
I'm gonna make it.</i>

2027
01:58:08,690 --> 01:58:10,590
<i>Spider-Man attacked me
for some reason.</i>

2028
01:58:10,592 --> 01:58:13,260
<i>He has an army of weaponized
drones, Stark technology,</i>

2029
01:58:13,262 --> 01:58:16,897
<i>saying he's the only one who's
gonna be the new Iron Man.</i>

2030
01:58:16,899 --> 01:58:19,733
<i>Are you sure you want
to commence the drone attack?</i>

2031
01:58:19,735 --> 01:58:21,568
<i>There will be
significant casualties.</i>

2032
01:58:21,570 --> 01:58:23,571
<i>Do it. Execute them all.</i>

2033
01:58:27,276 --> 01:58:30,478
<i>This shocking video
was released earlier today</i>

2034
01:58:30,480 --> 01:58:32,112
<i>on the controversial
news website</i>

2035
01:58:32,114 --> 01:58:33,715
<i>TheDailyBugle.net.</i>

2036
01:58:33,717 --> 01:58:34,982
<i>There you have it, folks,</i>

2037
01:58:34,984 --> 01:58:37,084
<i>conclusive proof
that Spider-Man</i>

2038
01:58:37,086 --> 01:58:39,987
<i>was responsible
for the murder of Mysterio,</i>

2039
01:58:39,989 --> 01:58:41,588
<i>an interdimensional warrior</i>

2040
01:58:41,590 --> 01:58:43,488
<i>who gave his life
to protect our planet</i>

2041
01:58:43,490 --> 01:58:45,959
<i>and who will no doubt
go down in history</i>

2042
01:58:45,961 --> 01:58:49,062
<i>as the greatest superhero
of all time.</i>

2043
01:58:49,064 --> 01:58:51,231
<i>But that's not all, folks.</i>

2044
01:58:51,233 --> 01:58:52,665
<i>Here's the real blockbuster.</i>

2045
01:58:52,667 --> 01:58:54,567
<i>Brace yourselves.
You might wanna sit.</i>

2046
01:58:54,569 --> 01:58:57,539
<i>Spider-Man's real...
Spider-Man's real name is...</i>

2047
01:59:00,008 --> 01:59:03,744
<i>Spider-Man's name
is Peter Parker.</i>

2048
01:59:03,746 --> 01:59:05,144
What the fu...?

2049
02:07:06,652 --> 02:07:09,421
<i>♪ Stop
Your messing around ♪</i>

2050
02:07:11,255 --> 02:07:13,289
<i>♪ Better think
Of your future... ♪</i>

2051
02:07:13,291 --> 02:07:15,260
You gotta tell him.

2052
02:07:16,661 --> 02:07:18,828
It was fine.

2053
02:07:18,830 --> 02:07:20,929
The little boy
handled it.

2054
02:07:20,931 --> 02:07:22,632
We helped.

2055
02:07:22,634 --> 02:07:23,766
- Talos.
- Come off it.

2056
02:07:23,768 --> 02:07:25,101
How was I supposed to know

2057
02:07:25,103 --> 02:07:26,569
that the whole thing
was fake?

2058
02:07:26,571 --> 02:07:28,971
I mean, that was all
very, very convincing.

2059
02:07:28,973 --> 02:07:30,639
The performances,
the illusion,

2060
02:07:30,641 --> 02:07:32,673
that costume,
the craftsmanship in that.

2061
02:07:32,675 --> 02:07:35,847
This is just embarrassing
for a shape-shifter. Fine.

2062
02:07:38,249 --> 02:07:40,949
Hey there. I hope your mission
is going well.

2063
02:07:40,951 --> 02:07:44,819
We gave the glasses to Parker
about a week ago, like you said.

2064
02:07:44,821 --> 02:07:48,390
And it was very touching,
you know?

2065
02:07:48,392 --> 02:07:50,258
Really, really
quite touching.

2066
02:07:50,260 --> 02:07:51,659
Talos.

2067
02:07:51,661 --> 02:07:55,730
Um... And, you know,
shortly after that,

2068
02:07:55,732 --> 02:07:57,565
it really kind of went
off the rails,

2069
02:07:57,567 --> 02:07:59,068
so we need you to come back.

2070
02:07:59,070 --> 02:08:01,236
Everyone kept asking
where the Avengers are,

2071
02:08:01,238 --> 02:08:02,837
I don't know
what to say to that,

2072
02:08:02,839 --> 02:08:05,173
<i>so you're lucky
that Spider-Man won...</i>

2073
02:08:27,263 --> 02:08:29,399
Everybody back to work!

2074
02:08:36,271 --> 02:08:38,140
Who's got my shoes?

2075
02:08:40,278 --> 02:08:42,273
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