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- >”anon, I've never seen such disgusting teeth”
- >be anon
- >you got a toothache last week and decided to go to the dentist
- >only dentist in Ponyville is Colgate
- >she can be intense about oral hygiene
- “Well tell Ponks to stop fattening me up with sugar cakes and they wouldn't be so bad!”
- >she snorts
- >”It doesn't even look like you brush. What are you doing to take care of your teeth?”
- “Uhhhhh. Welll…”
- >she glares
- >”well?”
- “I don't really do anything.”
- >she rolls her eyes
- >she floats a pokey tool from the table next to your chair
- >”this is why we brush”
- >she jabs the tool into a back molar
- “AH YOU BITCH”
- >”I'm going to give you a picture of me. Hang it up in your bathroom. Hopefully it reminds you to brush twice every day.”
- >shrug
- >she finishes polishing your teeth and leaves you feeling minty
- >get back to the treehouse
- >Twilight is waiting on you
- >”Hi anon! How was your appointment?”
- “Sucked. I have bad teeth.”
- >”I'm sorry Anon. Should I throw away this box of eclairs that Pinkie brought over?”
- “Why is that even a question? Give’em up Princess Porkle.”
- >and they were delicious
- >be anon
- >time for bed
- >”Goodnight Anon! Don't forget to brush your teeth!”
- “Fuck you twiggles”
- >you stomp into the bathroom
- >she's hung the picture of Colgate up on the mirror
- >it's her stupid face with a speech bubble
- >’don't forget to brush!’
- >meh
- >you paste up your brush and rub it around your mouth for a bit
- >you rinse and spit
- >looking up at the mirror, the picture has changed
- >she's got a frown and the speech bubble is different
- >’is that the best you can do?’
- “Yes”
- >nothing happens
- >you pick your brush back up and rub for another 30 seconds
- >picture goes back to smiling
- >’thank you anon’
- “I knew the mint bleach was too good to be true”
- >you go upstairs and curl up next to your favorite pony
- >”anon, I'm trying to sleep!”
- “Shhhhhh, can't sleep downstairs. Picture haunted.”
- >”Whatever, just don't be jerking off in your sleep”
- >you snicker to yourself as you pull her in closer
- >be anon
- >next morning
- >wake up with Spackle buried into your chest
- >this would be adorable if you didn't have to pee
- >you carry her to the bathroom with you
- >out of the corner of your eye, you get spooked
- >picture changed again
- >her smile is way creepier now
- >’lemme see your teeth anon’
- “Gaaaaah”
- >you rip the picture down
- >twilight stirs
- >”what are you doing anon? Why are we in the bathroom?”
- “I didn't want to wake you but I needed to pee but then I got spooked by Colgate”
- >”you said you only get spooked by skeletons”
- “Well let's add weird dentists to that list now”
- >”lemme see the picture”
- >she jumps down and magically picks up the picture
- >you pee while she does magic shit
- >she looks on, disgusted
- >”you're an animal”
- “Hey, if I wanted to be an animal, I'd go live with fluttershy.”
- >”well I don't know what charm she put on this, I'll need more time with it. Don't forget to bush your teeth since you're in here.”
- “THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON”
- >"Shut the fuck up and brush your teeth"
- >you look back at the picture
- >she's sticking her tongue out
- >'yeah anon, brush your teeth'
- "GODDAMMIT"
- >you spend a solid two minutes brushing evenly all over
- >you spit blood from your swollen gums, but your mouth does feel a little cleaner
- >you leave the picture up and go get dressed
- >you come back after a minute and pick up the photo
- >It's back to the standard 'brush your teeth' message
- >you take it down to Twilight's lab
- "You forgot this"
- >"Okay, while I'm working on this, will you run errands for me?"
- "Is it just going to be a trip to the store for more hayburgers?"
- >"Well, yes, but I also need other things. List is on the counter in the kitchen."
- "Yes your majesty"
- >you bow sarcastically
- >she doesn't notice
- >fuck you twilight
- >be anon
- >hanging out at the general store
- >shopping for twilight
- >you're trying to decide on which hayburger twilight will hate
- >not that you don't love living with her
- >she's just so easy to wind up
- >and that scrunch face is cute as fuck
- >"DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH ANON?"
- "AHHHH!"
- >spooked by Colgate again
- "Leave me alone devil horse!"
- >she giggles
- >"Did I scare you anon?"
- "No, my species just screams for fun every now and then."
- >"Did you brush your teeth today?"
- "Yes, no thanks to your stupid haunted picture."
- >"Are your gums still bleeding?"
- "Not real- wait, how did you know that"
- >Lucky guess?"
- "Bullshit"
- >"show me your teeth anon"
- >she's being more forceful now
- "You're really weirding me out"
- >she's practically drooling over your teeth
- >"Come on Anon, lemme see your teeth! I won't hurt you. I just want to examine you again."
- >she bats her eyelashes
- >Is she coming on to you?
- "Teeth are not for sexual Colgate."
- >"Yes they are!"
- >Like a switch flipping, she goes full rage
- >she magically grabs your head and pulls you to the ground
- >PANIC
- "Get out of my mouth!"
- >you push her off and run
- >you're at the door
- >you feel your feet rise and you swing forward
- >you hit your head on the ground and blackout
- >be anon
- >you wake up in a dark room
- >your head is pounding
- >you go to rub it and find your wrists bound to a chair
- "HELLO!?!?"
- >a door opens behind you
- >hooves clop toward you
- >your chair starts to lean back
- >you heart races as a bright light appears above you
- >"Good morning Mr. Anon. Thanks for coming in for a cleaning."
- >fucking Colgate
- "What are you doing to me?"
- >you strain against the knots on your hands
- >"I'm cleaning your teeth silly"
- >she's entire too chipper about this situation
- >she magics over a tray with various tools
- >you clamp your mouth shut and look away
- >"Oh this just won't do Anon."
- >a warm glow envelops your head as your forced to look back at the ceiling
- >your mouth is pried open and she forces something in to keep it from closing
- >"Now, let's take a look at the damage."
- >she pokes at your gums and teeth
- >"Your gums are so swollen, you really need to brush more gentle. Let's try flossing too."
- >she floats some string into your mouth and works it in between each tooth
- >the pain is excruciating
- >it's like she's stabbing you in each gap
- >If you make it out alive, you'll never go a day without brushing again
- >after hours of pain, she finishes
- >"Now, Anon, are you ready for the polishing?"
- >she floats a tooth brush off the table
- >you close your eyes
- >"I have the perfect flavor for you"
- >she shoves the toothbrush into your mouth
- >this isn't normal toothpaste
- >it's peppermint, but also slightly sweet and a little musky
- >wait
- >no
- >you open your eyes
- >she takes the toothbrush out and dips it into her vag
- >"You like that? It's my special blend."
- >despair, but also erection
- >"Now time for your fluoride rinse"
- >she jumps on top of you and sits on your face
- >she grinds into your mouth, dripping marecum into your mouth
- >"Yeaaaah Anon, take as much of me as you want"
- >she's flooding your mouth with her peppermint juice
- >you try to breath but end up choking on marecum
- >you flail about trying to get her off you
- >"Unf, don't stop"
- >your vision fades
- >you're about to pass out when she climbs off
- >gasping
- >"Don't forget to swish and swallow!"
- "H-*cough*-HELP! I NEED AN ADULT!"
- >"All done Anon! That's wasn't so bad was it?"
- >she releases your binds and you bolt for the door
- >it's the middle of the night
- >you're sprinting through the streets to get to the treehouse
- >you burst through the door
- >"Oh Anon! There you are. Did you get my hayburgers?"
- >FUCK. THIS. TOWN.
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