Rape Dolphin intro- nevermind

*** Gwys is now known as Phillipe
Phillipe knocks on the door
HabeusKaiju opens the door
<HabeusKaiju>: Come in!
Phillipe walks in, he is a sharp dressed young man with a hat covering his head
<Phillipe>: "Hello Theo"
Phillipe takes a seat
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, hey there....Do I know you?
HabeusKaiju takes a seat
<Phillipe>: "Now babby but you will"
Phillipe crosses his legs
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<Phillipe>: "Im thinking of joining this school of yours and your superhero team"
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, and may I have your name?
<Phillipe>: "Phillipe, Enc Antado"
<Phillipe>: :3
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, and where are you from, Phillipe?
<Phillipe>: "Brazil, Its a beautiful place. Full of parties and good fun, do you like to party /theo/?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, yeah, I like to party sometimes. What kind of powers do you have?
<Phillipe>: "Oh well im a kaiju"
<Phillipe>: "As well I am an encantado, a mystical fairy rape dolphin"
<Donnie>: [subtle]
Phillipe takes off his hat showing his blowhole, he squirts some seawater at habs face through it
<Phillipe>: I am all about subtlety]
<HabeusKaiju>: HagrhbarghlWhat?!
Phillipe turns into a pink boto dolphin, still in his good outfit
Phillipe makes the dolphin sound
<Phillipe>: "Something wrong baby?"
Phillipe puts a flipper on habs arm "I was getting a good vibe"
<HabeusKaiju>: RAPE!?
<HabeusKaiju>: OH GOD!
<HabeusKaiju>: RAPE!
<HabeusKaiju>: RAPE!
<Phillipe>: "Baby not here someone might see"
Phillipe pulls out his card and slips it through habs shirt
Phillipe makes the dolphin sound and winks
HabeusKaiju is frozen in fear
<Phillipe>: "Baby is I know how this can be for you. How many kaijus have you seen since you mutated? 4? Papa Encantado will take care of you but first"
<Phillipe>: "Tell me about this school"
<Phillipe>: "Its for guys like /us/ right?"
<HabeusKaiju>: It's....yes, but...we have a no rape policy here
Phillipe picks up the picture of clara on his desk "/lovely/ family you have" then rests the picture back "Oh I getcha, its allright theyll want it"
<Phillipe>: "Do you think id make it on your team?"
<HabeusKaiju>: What?
<HabeusKaiju>: What did you just say?
HabeusKaiju gives Phillipe and angry glare
<Phillipe>: "I said Do you think Id make it on your team...oh the girl, dont worry I dont play for /her/ team"
<Phillipe>: "I could make an exception if you wanted, I dont usually go for girls but her breasts are ginormous"
Phillipe smiles back
HabeusKaiju rushes and tackles Phillipe
<HabeusKaiju>: YOU DO NOT GO NEAR HER!
Phillipe is tackled by habeuskaiju, so he uses his dolphinfairy powers to teleport them by the sea
Phillipe starts growing to 100 meter kaiju dolphin height
HabeusKaiju taps his belt and grows to giant size as well
Phillipe rushes habeuskaiju down to the ground "OoooOOo I like it when they play /rough/"
HabeusKaiju headbutts Phillipe in the face
<HabeusKaiju>: GET OFF ME, YOU FREAK!
Phillipe is headbutted in the bill? The fuck is that part called on a dolphin the mouth snout thing
Phillipe falls back, and grabs hab down with his finn
<Phillipe>: "Is this the test for the team?"
<HabeusKaiju>: NO!
<HabeusKaiju>: GET OUTTA HERE!
<Phillipe>: "..."
HabeusKaiju smashes his fin with his macetail
Phillipe winces at pain then his calm look turns to a cold desperation "I dont know if youve guessed but I do not take rejection well" He starts summoning tidal waves to crash against the honda
HabeusKaiju is slightly knocked off balanace byt the waves
Phillipe mounts habeuskaiju down and starts beating him furiously with his flippers
<HabeusKaiju>: OW
<HabeusKaiju>: FUCK
Phillipe is slap happy
HabeusKaiju jabs Phillipe with his horns
Encantado is jabbed by horns and pushed back/stabbed
<Encantado>: GRAAAAH
HabeusKaiju jumps up, and punches Encantado with a robot fist
Encantado chips a tooth on mon visage
<Encantado>: BATARDO
HabeusKaiju picks Encantado above his head
<Encantado>: ILL BREAK YOU...AND YOUR DAUGHTER FOR-ohshit
<HabeusKaiju>: SHRINK DOWN, OR I WILL BREAK YOU!
Encantado shoots at him with blowhole water
HabeusKaiju swallows it all
<HabeusKaiju>: TRY ME!
<Encantado>: lewd]
<HabeusKaiju>: YOU DON'T GO NEAR MY DAUGHTER!
<Encantado>: ohbabt
<HabeusKaiju>: OR ANYONE AT MY SCHOOL!
<HabeusKaiju>: UNDERSTOOD?
<Encantado>: fine
<Encantado>: I guess you dont care about differently abled students
<HabeusKaiju>: NO ONE
Encantado slaps him with his flipper
<HabeusKaiju>: YOU STOP RAPING PEOPLE
HabeusKaiju GETS slapped
<Encantado>: NEVER
Encantado tries to slip out of his grip
HabeusKaiju grabs Encantado by his tail
HabeusKaiju begins twirling him around
Encantado is being spun around
HabeusKaiju lets go, and sends Encantado flying
<HabeusKaiju>: FUCK OFF
Encantado is blasting off agaaaiiiiiiiiiin .....ding