Timeline of Spirit Phone

| - Ancient Aliens (Around the age of early man)
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| - Sweet Bod (I'm gonna say its around 1800s
|    because grave robbing and such)
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| - Eighth Wonder (1852, the birth of the creature)
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| - Soft Fuzzy Man (70s, I just get a 70s vibe from
|    this song i guess)
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| - Reaganomics (1980, Ronald Reagan came into
|    power in 1981, so his campaign was in the 80s)
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| - Cabinet Man (1981, Polybius, the urban legend
|    Cabinet man is supposedly based on, was said to
|    be in arcades in the fall of 1981
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| - Touch Tone Telephone (1988, The reference to
|    Robert stack puts this song as early as 1987,
|    while the reference to Leonard Nimoy sets it to
|    around the late 80s, assuming the narrator is
|    watching the shows as they're released)
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| - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It (1989 - 1995,
|    The reference to the "Gameboy" Suggests this is
|    around the very tail end of the 80s or Early 90s,
|    plus the parental figure gives of the stereotypical
|    fatherly figure who grew up under a strict
|    household. Although the Internet is referenced in
|    the song which puts it possibly within the mid
|    90s when the Internet was taking off. its a bit
|    here and there with dates on this one)
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| - Man Made Object (mid to late 90s?????, I kinda
|   put man made object here because it doesn't
|   really have other place to go.)
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| - I Earn My Life (Just hours before February 29,
|    2016, THIS SONG!! Is the whole reason I made
|    this, well partly the whole reason, the other Half
|    was Shay and their excellent theories on Spirit
|    phone (Which I *may* have borrowed here). The
|    person in this song is the child of the father in "As
|    your father..." and has been taught from a very
|    young age that his death will mean the end of all
|    humanity, at least what he "learned" from his
|    father. His wife is sick of him (Something I'll
|    discuss later) And he is sick of his visions. Which
|    is why hes prepared to die at that moment, and
|    why hes telling Jesus Christ to stop telling him
|   "not to hurry". This song leads into...)
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| - When He Died (Midnight, February 29, 2016. With the
|   death of the character in the previous song, everything
|   in this song is soon to come. Also the thing about the
|   wife reacting with delight is because shes sick of
|   listening to the character from the previous song
|   constantly tell her about the prophecy thrust upon him
|   and the impending doom that looms over all.These songs
|   are Linked I tell you. LINKED! (I probably sound
|   like the guy from Touch Tone Telephone))
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| - Lifetime Achievement Award (Some time in the 2030s,
|   I put this in the future because as we currently
|   are there is no technology to resurrect the
|   dead, but with the way we are progressing we soon
|   might be. also the "Hey remember Michael Jackson"
|   line makes me think people will have largely forgotten
|   about him.)
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| - No Eyed Girl (Also in the future, not sure when though.
|   With the boundaries of reality slowly degrading
|   due to the prophecy, It was only a matter of time
|   before an eldritch horror destroys all living humans
|   as we know it. Remember kids, just because shes
|   and Eldritch Cutie, doesn't mean she and her
|   family will come and delete humanity from existence :])
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| - Spiral of Ants (Far off in the future, With Humanity
|   wiped out and nothing to stop them, the ants take over
|   the world. Also this song loops into lifetime achievement
|   award because spiral and this album never ends)