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- Slug & MURS - Henrietta Longbottom Lyrics
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- Chorus:
- [MURS] Have you heard them stories bout Henrietta Longbottom?
- [Slug] Yeah, I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em
- [MURS] I never really met her but I know it's all true
- [Slug] I never seen her either but my brother say she cool
- [MURS] Rumors get around through the hood with the quickness
- [Slug] Everyone's a customer, all up in your business
- [MURS] One's in your circle that don't even know ya
- [Slug] The same one's that circulate the stories for ya
- Verse One [MURS]
- I seen Henrietta sittin' down by the rail
- Messin' with a camel toe, talkin' on her cell
- Breakin' up some weed, gettin' ready for her blunt
- But she never felt the need to fix the wedgie in the front
- [Slug]
- She kept to herself
- Only had a few associates
- People of the village got curious
- But most would just make up stories
- Some rumors
- Some gossip
- But Henrietta didn't care
- Hands in her pockets
- [MURS]
- I heard she used to kick it down by the river bed
- She used to date an old man that lived out in a shed
- I heard he had blue hair
- Honestly, who cares?
- The whole town used to say, "I wonder what they do there?"
- [Slug]
- Well, I heard he was bird
- Plus he was her dad
- Father of a dragon ball
- Her momma was a crocodile
- They used to drag race down at the strip
- In a Chevy Nova
- Cross bow with an extra clip
- [MURS]
- Hands up when they rollin' through your city
- Chewin' on some stuff, mix it up with some Wrigley
- Fumes from the car makin' everybody dizzy
- Bumpin' Flaming Lips, Johnny Cash and Biggie
- [Slug]
- Kick in the door
- Beatin' her dead horse
- It died
- She made dog food
- No loss
- She's a hooligan
- Amateur sex movies and fresh kicks
- But her breath smells like Chicken boullian
- Chorus
- Verse Two [MURS]
- She had a pink bandanna hangin' out her back pocket
- She was in a gang that wore miss matched socks and
- Met up every Tuesday for beer and some bingo
- Since the horse died she had to ride a flamingo
- [Slug]
- Ha, he couldn't talk but he knew how to sing she
- Did a little dust then cut off his wings then
- Stuck them to her back
- Took a sniff of gasoline
- And went door to door tryin' to sell magazines
- [MURS]
- Hair in a ponytail
- Cocked to the side
- Patch on her left, open up the right eye
- Dental floss and band aids to hold her pants up
- 20 inch waist but a double D cup
- [Slug]
- W T Fuck
- Whoo
- She's a true fox
- She uses glue to hold up her tube socks
- She's a ninja
- High score on Centipede
- Played pro hockey till her body caught an injury
- [MURS]
- Henrietta Henrietta, girl where you been?
- Drowning in a bath tub filled up with gin
- Doesn't work a lot but grows her own crop
- Last week she killed some Navy Seals for tryin' to steal her crop
- [Slug]
- I don't know if you care or you invest
- But Henrietta's dead
- No more no less
- Never really met her so I'm not losin' sleep
- But Longbottom is long gone
- Rest in peace
- Chorus
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