Uncle Drew (2018)

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Deep in the concrete
canyons of Harlem, New York

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stands a basketball court

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where the legends of the game are born.

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Rucker Park.

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Between the lines of this battleground,

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a great many tales of warriors
have come and gone.

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But there was one player
whose talent soared far above the rest.

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His name, Uncle Drew.

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-So good.
-|ncredib|e.

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Like, scary good.

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-Dominating.
-Dangerous.

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-Best of the best.
-Bananas.

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I mean, you knew he just
brought things to the game

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that the game had never seen before.
Changed the face of basketball.

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Drew been dangerous since birth.

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My pops played him one-on-one
in the seventh grade.

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He broke my pop's ankle.

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True story. Gym teacher gave him a "D."

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You know, he'll show you one trick,
then beat you with another trick.

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Shakin' people's sneakers off.
They fallin' out the trees.

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He was a bad man.

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He went to one end of the court,
shot the lights out,

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went to the other end of the court,
shot it back on again.

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Man, he was good enough to be the logo.

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Wait, I thought you were the NBA logo.

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It's actually Uncle Drew.
They just shaved his afro off.

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One time, he took on "The Destroyer"

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and beat him only with his left hand.

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And then, hold on. Wait for it.

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With his right hand,
he was eating a ham sandwich.

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Was there anyone out there
better than Uncle Drew?

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With word of Sandwichgate

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and Black Ankle Sunday
both spreading like wildfire,

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Uncle Drew and his childhood friends

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shot to the top of the first
Rucker Classic in ’68.

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But it was not long before
it all came crashing down.

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It had to be something
concerning him and a female. We knew that.

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Uncle Drew and the ladies? Yeah.

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Man, the rumor was Drew slept

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with one of his teammate's girl
the night before the finals.

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And when it came time
to play in the finals,

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they were all a complete
and total no-show.

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And after that he just disappeared.

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Despite the mysterious disappearance
of its greatest player,

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the fabled park is still the epicenter
of the streetball universe.

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The question is,
will this year's Rucker Classic

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see the birth of a new playground legend?

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Give me that.

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-Yo, what's up?
-W hat was that?

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Hey, what's the problem, man?
Mario was open.

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Maybe Mario was open, maybe he wasn't.

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But you know what the problem
with that is?

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Mario. I don't know what you doin'...

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Close your ears!

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Mario is terrible. Okay? Look at him.

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| just told a grown man to cover his ears,
and that's what he just did.

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-Coach, what are you saying?
-Grab the ball, Casper.

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-You are my Beyonce. Okay?
-Beyonce?

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Not Dantay, not White Dantay,
not Regular Jeff,

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not Little Melvin,
not Little Melvin's stunt double.

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Okay, they're just Destiny's Children.

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You are the star. You are my Queen B.

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-All right.
-Let's make Lemonade, man.

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-Score the rock.
-All right, now look here, everybody.

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l'mma say this once.
Nobody else shoot the ball.

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Just Casper. Let's go.

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Dax Winslow. Sal Masekela, Slam magazine.

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-Slam magazine?
-Yes, sir.

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You mind if I get a couple of sound bites?

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Do | mind?
No, you shoulda been talking to me.

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How does a guy who works at Foot Locker
get a beast like Casper Jones

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to play for him in Rucker Park?

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Game recognize game. He's the best player.

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I'm the best coach.

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We gonna take it all.

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I'm telling you,
this dude is amazing, man.

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Put me and Casper on the cover.

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-You know who that is, right?
-Know who who is?

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Who Mookie Bass is.

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AKA that Macklemore-lookin' dude

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that's makin' eyes
at your meal ticket, man.

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The hell is he doing here?

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Hey, what's up, Dix?

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First of all, you know my name is Dax.

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A "bag of Bax" don't make no sense.

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What is that? What's that smell?

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Is that a grudge?

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Are you still holdin' a grudge
'cause I blocked your shot?

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l have no recollection
or even know what you even talkin' about.

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Okay, let me refresh your memory, then.

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You're about to hit a three-pointer.

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Outta nowhere,
a little white boy comes up...

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Bam! Blocked that shot,
I think, with my armpit.

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Well, but I do remember,
there was that Spalding...

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You didn't even jump that high.
So like nipple...

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It was high enough that I could see
your face like this. You were like...

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Okay, stop! That's not...
I didn't do that.

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What are you doin'? Stop.

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Casper, take it from the top.
Do something, y'all.

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Defense, Dantays, figure it out.

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Casper Jones?

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Could you just literally
give me some space, man?

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Yo, you seen this tat though, right here?

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That's the one where l blocked
your shot and won the game.

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And then these are
the only ones that really matter.

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Bam! Seven of nine Rucker Championships.

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But don't you worry, Dix.

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I got plenty of length
on my Dax for the next one.

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I don't care. I don't wanna hear
about your man junk.

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Is there a point to all this?

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Yeah, I guess my point is,

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when you have a history of winning
as many titles as I do,

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cats like Casper Jones,

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they have a way of gravitating
towards you.

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So I'll see you when | see you, Dix.

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Hey, Casper. Hey, man,
let me talk to you real quick.

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-What's up, Coach?
-We good, right?

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You know? Me and you.

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-Yeah, we all right.
-Do you need anything?

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You know what'd be dope?
The new Space Jams.

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They are amazing.
They pretty expensive, like $225.

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-Straight fire, though.
-They fire.

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But you know what?
I just thought about it.

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I sold the last pair this morning.

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The good news is,
in another week and a half,

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we get new stock,
and I got a pairjust for you.

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-Okay. I like that.
-Yeah. You like that?

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Yeah, we all right.

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I got you, brother.
So it's me and you, we good?

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-Yeah, we rollin'.
-You with me.

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-l'm with you, dog.
-Forever.

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-Forever.
-Dax and Casper.

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-Yeah, you my bro.
-All right, man. I love you.

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-Love you, too, man.
-We good, right?

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Yeah, no doubt. All right.

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Cool.

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Don ’t worry, Dax.

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Don ’t worry, Dax. We 'll find you a family.

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-Yes.
-All right!

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We’ll find you a family.

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Yes!

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Yes! Yes!

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What a move by Jordan!

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Jordan with the moves!

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Man, what an inspiration!

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Just listen to the crowd! They love him!

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They love him!

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They love him! They love him!

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Yes!

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Yo, can we run with you?

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Yes, yes.

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No!

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You need to be on the bench!

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-He's worthless!
-You suck, Dax!

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-You need new glasses!
-He's the worst!

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You suck!

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Dax, that was unbearable!

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Dream sequence...

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Boy, you better than cable.

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Look, you wouldn't even understand, okay?
It's terrible.

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Dreamin' about that little white boy
slappin' that ball out your hand?

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-Now, how do I look?
-You look expensive.

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Man, you know I can't afford Gucci
on my salary.

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Which is why when you and Casper
win the Rucker

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and the $100,000 check that come with it,
we'll be just fine.

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Baby, I thought that 100K,
we was gonna use to start a family.

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I want a Tesla.

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I would look so cute in a Tesla.

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And I'd have the little screen on the side
and then I could be like...

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And all my homegirls gonna be like,

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"Look at Jess killin' 'em in a Tesla."

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I mean, this sounds like a beautiful,
beautiful dream and everything,

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but I didn't hear my name one time.

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You didn't say,
"Oh, Dax was in the Tesla with me."

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Baby, you gonna be there, too.

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It's gonna be me and you,

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and we just gonna be one big happy family.

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I love that.

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Well, don't let the ghost
of white boy past

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scare you out of gettin' this money.

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You win this game, and you win this money,
and bring it back home.

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I'm motivated, baby!

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Bam! That's right.
These shoes right here are classic.

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I wore these shoes last night, little man,
and I had a quadruple-double.

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-Look.
-That's right.

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I didn't want to say this,
but he isn't even that good.

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Why would you say that about your baby?

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Are you a stepmother or something?

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-You the real mother?
-Yeah.

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You shouldn't...

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You know something?

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Matter of fact, Larry, help her out.

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-Hey, baby.
-Hey, girl!

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I thought we were goin' to lunch today.

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You right. We supposed to have lunch.

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Yeah, I'm very hungry.
I been shoppin' all day. Look it.

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I know. Look, do me a favor, babe.
Just give me a second.

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-Just go look at some shoes or something.
-Do they got them new RiRis?

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RiRis, BeeBees,
whoever you need, it's over there.

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Do they got 'em?

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Because, you know, I do not wanna be
shoppin' unless I can get them new RiRis.

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'Cause she a savage, too.

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You a savage and you fine.

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-l'm fine?
-Yeah.

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Well, boy, you better shut up.

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-She ready.
-Yeah!

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Do you see the RiRis over here?

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Yo, my main man, Casper. What up, brother?

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What up, Dax? How you doin', man?

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-The myth, the legend in the makin'.
-Hold that thought.

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Man, I'm confused.
I thought these were out of stock.

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Bruh, the truck came this morning

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and dropped off a new stock of shoes.

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-l was gonna call you.
-So you gonna hook us up, then?

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So you want me
to get shoes for everybody.

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Everybody.

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This dude, and this guy...

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If you can't do it,
I got plenty of people that...

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I got you. l'mma take care of you,

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and your whole squad.

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Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's a lot better.

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Taxes included.

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After I put in my employee discount,

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which will probably get me fired...

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The total is $833.50.

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Everybody, it's on Dax.

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It's on... It's on Dax.
Shoes for all y'all.

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-Hey, Casper.
-Hey, baby, how you doin'?

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Good, how you doin'?

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Baby, that's our meal ticket right there.

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Oh, my goodness.
Let me show you what I found on Zillow.

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I found a really cute brownstone.

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Two bedroom, hardwood floors...

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-Transaction denied.
-Damn it!

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-Excuse me, what's goin' on?
-Damn what?

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Marty, don't worry about it.

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Hell no.

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If the money for these shoes
that just magically flew out of here

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don't come up in 60 seconds,
you and Miss Belly Out goin' to jail.

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What the hell you talkin' about?

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First off, I didn't do nothin' wrong,
so I ain't goin' to jail.

243
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,118
But thank you for noticin'
that my belly's out.

244
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,111
-Come here, come here, come here.
-What?

245
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,633
That kid that just left here...

246
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,197
He's gonna change our lives forever.

247
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,429
Fifty percent.

248
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,475
I mean, at the most,
I could do 49 percent.

249
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,953
You got 30 seconds, brother!

250
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,639
All right, 50 percent.

251
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,229
Cool!

252
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,118
It's nice doin' business with you, boo.

253
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,193
Fifty percent. I'm gettin' 50 percent.

254
00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,276
Marty, did you hear that? 50 percent.

255
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,073
Yo, yo, yo, yo!

256
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,270
Look at this, man.
Fresh off the presses, y'all.

257
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,273
Harlem Money, you see that?

258
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,395
Come on, y'all, look!

259
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,075
Go grab your jersey, come on.

260
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,991
I didn't know you got money
for second place.

261
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,758
Hey, man, what the hell you doin' here?

262
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,110
Why don't you enlighten this fool, C-Dawg?

263
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,038
-C-Dawg?
-l'm C-Dawg now.

264
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,633
New team, new nickname.

265
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,551
-Wait, what?
-Wait, what?

266
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,791
That's what I said to him. I was like,
"C-Dawg, don't you wanna be coached

267
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,233
by a dude who looks like an M&M?

268
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,994
What about a dude who looks
straight up like a basketball?

269
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,231
Like a Syracuse Orange man."

270
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:53,513
I've spent my life savings
just to get in this tournament.

271
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,154
I gotta give my girlfriend
half the winnings

272
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,639
or she's gonna leave me.

273
00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:02,635
I took three busses and a train
just to pick up those jerseys.

274
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,194
Those Jordans, man!
You know how much that cost me?

275
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,430
Yo, by the way, thank you for the kicks.

276
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,114
They are mad expensive.
There was no way I was gonna buy 'em.

277
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,474
All right, boys, let's roll.

278
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:12,750
Come back here!

279
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,831
Dantay! Other Dantay!

280
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,837
-Casper, take off those shoes.
-l'mma hold these.

281
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:21,516
You hear me, Casper?
Take... off... those... shoes!

282
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,115
And comin' in at number one
on SportsCenter's "Not Top Ten" list...

283
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,119
with the Rucker 50
right around the corner,

284
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,156
we have a meltdown from New York City.

285
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,312
I'm told the man you see here
is a coach named Dax Winslow.

286
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,590
And, Dax, the good news is
you're on SportsCenter. The bad news is...

287
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:37,715
Dax!

288
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,199
What's up, girl? What'd I do wrong now?

289
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,872
l have so many questions.

290
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,234
You're rolling around on the ground,

291
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,357
trying to take somebody's sneakers
off their sweaty feet?

292
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,874
Like, is this your team?
Are these even your players?

293
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,279
Come on, man!

294
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,911
Dax, this is Rucker, man.
Have some respect.

295
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,638
Damn you, Scott Van Pelt!

296
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,278
Give me the shoe, Casper! Right now!

297
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,349
...flopping like fish.

298
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,630
Everything gonna be all right, okay?
l'mma figure something out.

299
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,233
I can't do this anymore.

300
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,550
-Excuse me?
-Do you think that I'm countin' on you?

301
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,589
'Cause I'm not.
No, l was counting on Casper.

302
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,429
And you lost him.
You can't even do that right.

303
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,837
Go in there,
pack your stuff up, and leave.

304
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,512
You can't just kick me out our house.

305
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,159
This is my apartment.

306
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,238
Do you even remember
the last time you paid rent?

307
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,357
Okay, every Taco Tuesday,
who buy the $2 tacos?

308
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,113
Don't nobody care about no damn tacos!

309
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,919
-Okay, I paid the water bill that time--
-Get out my house!

310
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,199
Jess, I ain't got nowhere to go. You know?

311
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,914
I didn't have no family.
And then I met you.

312
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,278
And you took me in.
And you changed my life.

313
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,715
Baby, we in this together.
You're my everything.

314
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:50,273
Please, just let me stay here
and figure things out.

315
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,440
Hey! Don't leave with my bag, fool.

316
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,748
Where I'm supposed to put my stuff?

317
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,279
Leave with what you came with!

318
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,590
Fine, I'll give you back
your stupid, fake bag.

319
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:12,356
It's not stupid, you stupid.
My bag is smarter than you!

320
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,392
Give my shoes back!

321
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,154
This is Rucker, man.
You're supposed to have some respect.

322
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,269
You're rolling around on the ground,

323
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,238
trying to take somebody's sneakers
off their sweaty feet?

324
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,629
I know y'all think this is
all fun and games and stuff.

325
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,870
But I used everything I got
on this tournament.

326
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,678
Did you get a receipt?

327
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,718
-No, man, the money's non-refundable.
-That's cold.

328
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,315
This a perfect opportunity
for Dax to meet Uncle Drew!

329
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,999
Don't start that in here
with the old and the Uncle Drews.

330
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,832
You're trying to throw
a toothpick in a lumberyard.

331
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,833
The man is the greatest blacktop player
I ever seen in my life.

332
00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,238
He's real. I've seen that boy put up
40 points against The Destroyers.

333
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,197
Using just his left hand and his chin.

334
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,238
His other hand, he had a ham sandwich
with extra cheese on it.

335
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,072
And mayo. He likes mayonnaise.

336
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,720
Okay, come on, man,
that's just like talking about Bigfoot.

337
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,075
Bigfoot. You can't compare
Bigfoot to Uncle Drew.

338
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,792
Son of a bitch used to date my sister.

339
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,552
He used to date my sister and my mother.

340
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,676
He actually hit my eighth-grade teacher.

341
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,029
I know he had a foot fetish.

342
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,112
All right. The '603 was a wild time.
Okay? So what?

343
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,435
Remember them Buicks?
Everybody had them damn Buicks.

344
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,839
You'd ride around,
had a big old back seat.

345
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,832
You can't move your hips.
But you can still move your lips.

346
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,239
Hey, I ain't gonna go no further.

347
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:38,393
All you need is some Viagra,
and some dress socks.

348
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,118
Ain't have no damn Viagra back then!

349
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,714
You had to get two ice-cream sticks
and a rubber band

350
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,358
to make stuff stand up like that.

351
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,753
I don't have time for this, man.
I gotta go.

352
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,513
Hey, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, Dax, hold on. Now, look.

353
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,793
You need to go holler at Uncle Drew. Okay?

354
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:56,475
He's a Zen master of basketball.
But you gotta believe.

355
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,391
Hey, look. Maybe he was good.

356
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,278
But you think this old man
can still ball? Come on, bruh.

357
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,874
I'm good, man.
I gotta find some players, man.

358
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,719
You'll be sorry, Dax.
Don't do that to yourself.

359
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,314
Get with Drew! Get with Drew!

360
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,359
Welcome to the jungle, baby.

361
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,873
Get out of here.
Go corner, corner, corner! Corner!

362
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,353
Over here, over here. Hold on, son!

363
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,113
See, that right there,
that's the problem with your generation.

364
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,439
Million-dollar move
and a five-cent finish.

365
00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,839
You haven't made a shot yet.

366
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,075
-Come back!
-Come on!

367
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,238
-l was open.
-I had to shoot it, man.

368
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,069
I've taken out trash
that don't stink as bad as that.

369
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,950
Dr. Naismith would be rolling in his grave

370
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,792
if he knew what these bums
is up to out here.

371
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,269
You talk a lot of smack for a geriatric.

372
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,873
It's a shame you can't back any of it up.

373
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,558
And who's to say I can't?

374
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,077
All right, then, what's the bet?

375
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,389
If you win...

376
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,231
I'll leave the park
and I'll never come back.

377
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,912
-Good.
-Real good.

378
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,592
But if I win, you and your crew

379
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,750
start playing the game
the way it's meant to be played.

380
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,757
Oh, how's that? On a peach basket?

381
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,115
It's like a perfectly orchestrated
symphony.

382
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,110
What?

383
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,230
Not any instrument
is more important than another.

384
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,509
-And what's in it for you?
-Love, youngblood. Only love.

385
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,955
-What is this dude talking about?
-What the hell does that even mean?

386
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,155
What are you talking about?

387
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,075
Hold my nuts.

388
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,033
Hold your nuts?

389
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,874
Hey, J! Look at this dude out here.

390
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,234
Everybody off the court.

391
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,436
Get off the court, man.
Get your big behind off the court.

392
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,871
Hey, man. Give him the business.

393
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,150
Ball up.

394
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,319
Hey, young fella, you better watch that.

395
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,994
-Aren't you gonna get in your stance?
-I am in my stance.

396
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,029
Don't worry, grandpa.

397
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,793
Gonna have you home
in plenty of time for NCIS.

398
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,518
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

399
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,114
Hey. For the show I know, though,

400
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,030
even a bum ain't as broke
as your jump shot.

401
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,914
-Give it to him, J.
-Prove it.

402
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,319
You wanna see it rain?

403
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,356
Let it rain.

404
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,714
Raindrops. 2-0.

405
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,669
Next basket wins it.

406
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,591
It's getting to be
about that time, ain't it?

407
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,589
Yeah, give it to him.

408
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,079
This game is over.

409
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,318
It's time for you to change
your PIN number.

410
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,719
'Cause you just got robbed.

411
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,391
-Come on back.
-J, come on, son!

412
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,354
You want me to tell you
your first mistake or your second?

413
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,668
What's the matter, you forgot the score?

414
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,876
One. You got too cocky.

415
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,790
There's a fine line between
confidence and arrogance, youngblood.

416
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,837
Come on back. Come on back.

417
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,354
And then, two,
you're giving up your lead hip.

418
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,873
You might as well unlock the door

419
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,315
and have your wife show me
where the china is.

420
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,112
I wouldn't do that either, if I was you.

421
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,078
Come on, J! No, no!

422
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,554
He cookin' your boy.

423
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,559
I get buckets.

424
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,394
-Shut up, old man.
-Go on, youngblood.

425
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,555
Check ball.

426
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,518
This game is all mental. All mental.

427
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,636
Hand down, man down.

428
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,552
-Anybody got a GPS?
-Come on, J!

429
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,870
You know, gonna need
a whole new zip code on that one.

430
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,074
Game point, youngblood.

431
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,395
Whatever.

432
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:14,950
You ready?

433
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,269
Yo, I'll give you that.

434
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,998
Nah. Nah, don't give him that.

435
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,998
You still don't believe, do you?

436
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,035
Get your hand up!

437
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,394
No, don't give it to him.

438
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,837
Don't do him like that, Uncle Drew!

439
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,149
Youngblood.

440
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,395
Good game.

441
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,909
Who is that dude?

442
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,314
Hey! Hey! Hey!

443
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,109
Oh, my God, man.

444
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,031
That was a pretty amazing show
you put on back there.

445
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,998
It was one of the greatest things
I've ever seen, honestly.

446
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,548
How're you doing? My name is Dax.

447
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,755
I'm not interested.

448
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,353
I haven't even
told you what I'm trying to do.

449
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,715
Okay, okay. You can't believe
someone that looks like me

450
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,518
can play like Jordan, Magic, or Bird.

451
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,749
You want to take advantage of that.

452
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,751
See if you can cash in somehow.
I know your MO.

453
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,432
What? No, no. You got me all wrong, man.

454
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,112
Look, I just want to talk to you
about the Rucker, you know?

455
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,269
The Rucker?

456
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,836
You don't know nothing
about no real Rucker, youngblood.

457
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,639
Exactly. You right. I don't know anything
about the Rucker. A lot of us don't.

458
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,514
But someone like you could help us, man.

459
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,716
We could combine the old school
with the new school, right?

460
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,756
Like a old school, new school remix.

461
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:22,276
Where you can educate all the youngbloods
who are lost in their way, right?

462
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,675
And show 'em what they're really
doing wrong. You can do that.

463
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,228
Is a lot of lost youngbloods out there.

464
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,312
It is so many lost youngbloods
out here, it is ridiculous.

465
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,358
If I could help them, I would,
but I don't know, because I'm lost, too.

466
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,953
Okay? And that's why we need you.

467
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,755
Look, look, look. Perfect example.
This is who you are.

468
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,989
You a lonely lighthouse in a sea of fog.

469
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,034
I actually kind of like that.

470
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,599
-I like that.
-That's good, ain't it?

471
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,557
-Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good.
-That's what I'm telling you.

472
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,959
You are coming to the rescue, man.

473
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,112
You get a chance to teach this
in front of a bigger audience.

474
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,794
At the Rucker. The Rucker.

475
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,390
Rucker.

476
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,719
The Rucker would be nice.

477
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,798
I'll tell you what.
I'll do it on one condition.

478
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,069
Yes!

479
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,274
Anything you want.
I don't care what it is. I got you.

480
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,588
It's gotta be my team.

481
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,469
My boys.

482
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,713
Okay. Anything but that.

483
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,392
No. Because it's my team.

484
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,993
Yeah, I guess we done here.

485
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,274
Dax whatever...

486
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,717
Okay, okay, okay.

487
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,833
I'm in, okay? My team. Your roster.

488
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,516
It's my team, my roster.

489
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,559
Look, where you goin'?

490
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,351
It's a long drive to Chocolate City.

491
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,989
Wait, Chocolate City? What's in DC?

492
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,629
Preacher. He's the best power forward
I ever played with.

493
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,911
I mean, you don't know
no local power forward?

494
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,399
Somebody that stay in the neighborhood?

495
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,714
Here she is. Yeah.

496
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,353
You know, if Billy Dee Willams
and Diana Ross had a love child,

497
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,476
it would've definitely
been inside this van.

498
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,675
Go on and look way back there.

499
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,990
Go ahead. Take a look.
Take a look way back there.

500
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,435
That right there is the boom-boom room.

501
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,159
Boom-boom room come with one rule.

502
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,432
No shoes in the boom-boom room.

503
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:11,715
So, I could wear shoes throughout
the rest of the part of this van,

504
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,873
but if I go a couple feet back,
I gotta take my shoes off?

505
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,791
Why do I gotta take
my shoes off back there?

506
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,916
And I can leave my shoes on,
like right here?

507
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,679
It's the same space.

508
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,672
Well, it's the living room,
and then it goes to the boom-boom room.

509
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,031
See, that don't even make sense
because it's a van.

510
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,473
Everything is right next to each other.

511
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,630
-Let's go over the rest of the rules.
-No, but I'm saying that don't--

512
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,796
Hey, don't be slamming my door.

513
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,315
I'm sorry about that.

514
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,510
-Hey, man, you just did the same--
-Now, let's go over the rules.

515
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,151
One. I'm the pilot.
Means I steer the ship.

516
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,710
Two. I'm the weatherman.
I control the heat.

517
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,597
Did you just say heat?
I don't know if you know.

518
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,159
It's the middle of summer, so maybe you--

519
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,470
Three. Don't be questioning one and two.

520
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,757
Can't help it if I'm running
a little cold these days.

521
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,957
Four, I'm the DJ,
which means I control the music.

522
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,438
What's that? Is that a Game Boy?

523
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,479
Electronic book?

524
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,955
You gonna see.

525
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,749
Oh, yeah! You hear that? You hear that?

526
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,717
-That's an eight-track?
-You hear that?

527
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,360
Come on, come on, take a ride

528
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,714
That ain't no jive

529
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,353
Can't we just go to Chocolate City?

530
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,990
-Don't even have to drive
-Can you at least turn down the heat?

531
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,229
Slippity-slide

532
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,276
-My glasses are sweating.
-Just sail on

533
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,351
That's what I do
Just sail on, that’s what I do

534
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,078
How you dancing like that
in a jogging suit?

535
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,195
Are you not hot?

536
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,519
I'm really creeped out.

537
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,874
Gotta get the boys.

538
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,997
I gotta turn up the heat
a little bit, though. Yeah.

539
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,354
Please don't turn the heat up!

540
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,677
We've been listening to this song
since this morning. It is nighttime!

541
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:00,915
Oh, yeah.

542
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,435
What you know about this? I thought
this was gonna be a boring road trip.

543
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,033
You got the classics playing, man!

544
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,997
What you know
about the classics, youngblood?

545
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,674
I know a lot, man. How did you get
Biggie Smalls on an eight-track?

546
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,872
That's crazy, man! Junior M.A.F.I.A.!

547
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,155
Junior what?

548
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,310
You know what I said.
You know who they are.

549
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,118
To all my ladies in the place

550
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,111
With style and grace, allow me to--

551
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,952
Okay. Okay.

552
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,553
New rule, youngblood.

553
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,518
None of this rappity-hippity-hop nonsense.
You understand?

554
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,749
What, you mean rappity-hippity-hop?

555
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,353
That's not what it's called.
It's called hip-hop.

556
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,271
My car, my version.

557
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,555
Talking about styling. What is that?

558
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,438
First, I can tell you don't have style.
'Cause you always got on jogging suits.

559
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,715
Talkin' from the hustler
with the fake chains.

560
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,199
These are real.
I got these for my birthday.

561
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,474
-Go about your business.
-Those cost--

562
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,516
-Three checks!
-Those cost 50 cents a piece.

563
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,670
-Three checks!
-My teeth cost more than that.

564
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,510
This is real music.
Now, listen to the words.

565
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,992
At least as far as I can see

566
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:01,232
Can see...
I want to keep you here

567
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,233
Laying next to me

568
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,197
That's what I tell my girls
in the boom-boom room.

569
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,359
Love between the sheets

570
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,199
This is my favorite part. Go ahead.

571
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,999
-My baby
-Okay. I'm sorry.

572
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,435
-Baby, baby...
-I'm sorry.

573
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,875
-My love...
-Stop sing-- You're ruining it!

574
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,234
First off. Watch your tone.

575
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,151
Look, here we go.
Just listen to it. Give it a try.

576
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,710
Come on.

577
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,199
You see how quick I did that?
ljust pushed play.

578
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,636
I didn't have to take out an Atari
cartridge and stuff it in the radio.

579
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,278
Okay, okay. Pause, pause.

580
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,349
How do you pause it?

581
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,749
Okay, youngblood.

582
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,353
There ain't gonna be none of that nonsense
here in my car right now.

583
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,829
Don't call this nonsense. This is one
of the greatest MCs of all time.

584
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,239
Yeah, what about the Isley Brothers?

585
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,390
I don't know too much of their history,
but I'll Google it later.

586
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,674
What is Google?

587
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,673
Hey, man, is this a church?

588
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,512
Heck else it's gonna be?

589
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,115
Did we road trip all the way out here
to pick up an actual preacher?

590
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,599
You got a problem with that?

591
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,114
No, I don't have a problem with it, man.
But I thought it was, like, a nickname,

592
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,953
like "Hot Sauce"
or "Crazy Legs" or "The Glove."

593
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,549
Amen. Amen, Amen.

594
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:25,839
We're gathered here today to bear witness
to the anointing...

595
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,639
The christening...

596
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,113
The blessing...

597
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,435
Of this young rookie soul.

598
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,560
And it is with the purity of heart,

599
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:44,033
we pray that he will one day grow
to dry the paint...

600
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,394
Why is he holding him like that?

601
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,313
...crash the boards
of moral righteousness.

602
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,313
No, no, please, no.

603
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,437
My man Kevin Durant started
a new beginning in Golden State.

604
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,748
You preach, Preacher.

605
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,159
He's gonna dunk a baby.

606
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,356
One for the money

607
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,037
Two for the show

608
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,915
Three to get ready

609
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,389
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!

610
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,471
Hey! Man! What are you doing
with that baby, man?

611
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,068
You can't baptize a baby.
You cannot do that.

612
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,071
-Hey, Dax. Sit down.
-Drew, let me go. I got this!

613
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,639
That is a baby, okay?

614
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,359
You christen a baby, right?
You hold the baby, right?

615
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,113
Maybe splash a little water on his face.
He gonna cry a little bit but no big deal.

616
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,272
You don't dunk a baby in a baptismal pool.

617
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:28,956
What type of parents are y'all to let
this really large man pick your baby up?

618
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,838
He did it like this.
He put your baby behind his back.

619
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,354
You gonna let this man
"Steph Curry" your baby?

620
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,476
That's insane!
-Uh, maybe the midget's right.

621
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,391
Yeah. Can we have our baby back?

622
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,391
Is there something
I can help you with, son?

623
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,996
Dax. Give it a break.

624
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:43,910
-No!
-Sit down!

625
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,275
I'm not sitting down, Drew!
I'm taking a stand.

626
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,554
-All right.
-Thank you.

627
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,669
All right, I warned you.

628
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,988
Where you from, son?

629
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,877
I'll tell you where I'm from.
I'm from New York City, okay?

630
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,598
Look here, Tiny Tim.

631
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,148
Took me almost an hour
to fill up that pool.

632
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,515
Somebody's getting baptized,
you understand?

633
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,114
Dunk this potbelly Teletubby!

634
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,474
You can't talk to me like that.

635
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,399
Y'all wanna baptize him?

636
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,715
-Yeah!
-W hat?

637
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,392
Bring him on up.

638
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,357
Dunk him like a fat donut.

639
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,998
-Dunk him, Preacher.
-What are you doing, man?

640
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,639
That my boy, Drew?

641
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,669
Drew, you gotta make him
take one for the team.

642
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,954
For the team!

643
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,356
Gonna have to take one
for the team. Oh, yeah.

644
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,509
"Take one for the team"?

645
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:29,396
Drew, just like back in the day
when we used to hoop...

646
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,036
you could still throw the alley-00p.

647
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,353
Thank you for throwing me this lost soul.

648
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,191
One last run at the Rucker?

649
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,873
50th anniversary.

650
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,838
You know this is more
than a 50th anniversary.

651
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,194
This here, divine intervention.

652
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,395
I wouldn't call it all that.

653
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,999
I'm gonna have to run it
by Betty Lou though.

654
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,513
Run what by Betty Lou?

655
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,558
-Drew's putting the squad back together.
-Yep.

656
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,110
You forget what happens to you, Preacher,
when you get between them lines?

657
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,079
No, no, no. ljust ain't laced 'em up
in a while, that's all.

658
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,872
And there is a reason for that.

659
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,918
-Quick question.
-What exactly is "a while"?

660
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,558
I mean, is that like a few weeks or...

661
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,789
Thirty.

662
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,553
-Thirty-five years. Still nice, though.
-Thirty-five years.

663
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,110
Wait, 35 years?
Come on, man, that's ridiculous.

664
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,919
Our little hobbit is right.
It's ridiculous.

665
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,560
It's God's work that matters now.
Not basketball.

666
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,110
Just because it's God's work
don't mean it's not still work.

667
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,918
His work is never done.

668
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,752
Now, I've had about enough of this.

669
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,910
Book of Psalms, chapter 62,
verse one and two.

670
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,391
Fool, please. Book of Psalms,
chapter 23, verse four.

671
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:10,792
Ephesians five, chapter 22, boom!

672
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,793
Book of Betty Lou,
chapter one, verse "I said so."

673
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,036
You heard the woman. I can't go.

674
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,592
One, there wasn't no black hobbits, right?

675
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,910
And, two, that is one mean churchwoman.

676
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,594
She ain't supposed to be calling me ugly
like that. Okay, and I'm handsome.

677
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,272
I'm the short version of Idris Elba.

678
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,794
The ladies say it all the time, man.
And is he even coming?

679
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,075
-He's coming.
-How do you know?

680
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,720
Basketball is in his blood.
Same as it is in mine.

681
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,633
Both of y'all old as hell, okay?
And I at least saw you play first.

682
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,996
-I need to see him shoot at least.
-Youngblood, you can't teach seven feet.

683
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,752
What you mean you can't teach seven feet?

684
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,319
-What are you talking...
-Hallelujah!

685
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:49,069
Man can only take so much nagging
before he done had enough.

686
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,275
I told ya.

687
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,749
He could have got in here without yelling
"Hallelujah" in my ear, right?

688
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,633
Preacher, you're supposed to take
your shoes off in the boom-boom room.

689
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,597
You're gonna tell me the rules
of the boom-boom room?

690
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,194
I'm just trying to make sure
we're clear, that's all.

691
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,674
Oh, Lord.

692
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,510
Spoke too soon.

693
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,429
Why are we slowing down?

694
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,555
Light just turned red.

695
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,632
So? Run it, fool!
You know how worked up she can get.

696
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,591
Oh, no,
I ain't trying to get no ticket, now.

697
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,835
Preacher!

698
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:23,948
I know you in that van!

699
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,837
She got a baseball bat in a church dress?

700
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:32,875
I am Betty to the Lou.

701
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,030
They don't even know
who they messing with.

702
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,835
Don't you know any players
that don't require a road trip?

703
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,229
And what's the deal with Betty Lou anyway?
It's just one weekend.

704
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,550
Is it me? Or is it nippy in here?

705
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,709
It ain't just you.

706
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,155
What is wrong with you two?
I am melting over here.

707
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,993
Good.
Looks like you could stand to lose a few.

708
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,993
ls itjust me, or is little man's head
abnormally large for his body?

709
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,594
Hey, youngblood, how much does
your neck hate your head?

710
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,597
-Big head, little neck.
-Funnyjokes.

711
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,153
He was a baby bobblehead doll.

712
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,389
Wobble, wobble, wobble.

713
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,677
Actually, my head is the most
normalest size you could think of.

714
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,749
I've measured my head.

715
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,876
Well, you sure got
some little ass ears, then.

716
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,556
Mama deserve a Purple Heart,
passin' a melon that big.

717
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:14,037
Anybody else use a disco nap?

718
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,475
See, now that is a good idea, Preacher.

719
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,472
My eyelids been heavy all day.

720
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,034
Seriously?

721
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,518
These two are unbelievable.

722
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,310
You good?

723
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,549
All set.

724
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,918
Still a little nippy in here, though.

725
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,433
That's strike two, youngblood.

726
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,717
The next one,
you gonna be riding on the roof.

727
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,518
Not with that big-ass head, he can't.

728
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,198
Too much wind resistance.

729
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,833
Hey, Preacher, can I ask you a question?

730
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:12,789
Can I say no?

731
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,554
What happened to y'all
back in the day, man?

732
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,914
Why did all y'all disappear?

733
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,679
Gotta ask him that.

734
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,918
So, Drew, what happened in 1968?

735
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,313
Nothing a few Ws can't fix.

736
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,435
You really think basketball could fix
what happened with you and Big Fella?

737
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,149
Why not?

738
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,591
Play the game the right way,
it fixes everything.

739
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,228
You say so.

740
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,955
Come on, man.
Okay, could you get a jug or something?

741
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,878
You really love basketball, don't you?

742
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,319
What's there not to love?

743
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,350
Basketball's the most reliable thing
in the world.

744
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,797
Don't complain, don't ask any questions.

745
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,311
You bounce it... comes right back up.

746
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,359
What about you, youngblood? You ever play?

747
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:06,869
Nah, not really.

748
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,275
Why not?

749
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,555
'Cause I don't.

750
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,755
What's that supposed to mean?

751
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,470
It means what I said, okay?
ljust coach, all right?

752
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,630
-I don't believe you.
-I don't play, okay?

753
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,154
All right. Well, you're up.

754
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:21,959
Wait a minute,
I thought you was the pilot.

755
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,998
I need you to co-pilot for a spell.
Address is on the dash.

756
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,675
Don't mess up my car.

757
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,110
Snap!

758
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,676
Prostate ain't what it used to be.

759
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,637
How many times you gonna use the bathroom?

760
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,518
Jesus, man.
Need like a built-in toilet in his shorts.

761
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,314
Now, please enjoy the latest in sports.

762
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,074
Let's go to Rucker Park
where our man, Scoop Jackson,

763
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,754
is interviewing
seven-time winner Mookie Bass.

764
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,989
You gotta be kidding me.

765
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,071
...Rucker 50, Harlem, USA.

766
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,718
Here with my man, Mookie Bass.

767
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,358
-Damn, Mookie.
-So, why do you keep doing this, man?

768
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,675
You have a history of just winnin'
and winnin' and winnin’ this.

769
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:56,909
When is it ever gonna stop?

770
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,353
That's a great question, Scoop.

771
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,590
It’s like, "What keeps you motivated?"
You know what I mean?

772
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,113
And for me, it's a rivalry.

773
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,754
Its power,
it’s derived from rivalry, you know?

774
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,911
-Seriously?
-What is your source of power?

775
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,310
When Thomas Jefferson
sent car keys up in the sky,

776
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,719
and then it got hit by lightning,

777
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,233
and that started the first car.

778
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:14,514
This don't even make sense.

779
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,989
Now, I'm no scientist,
so don 't quote me on this.

780
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,594
Although I do have a degree
from Trump University.

781
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:23,389
But every power
has a source for that power.

782
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,391
So, what’s your source, then?

783
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,631
He know who he is
and we 'll just leave it at that. Bam!

784
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,396
Shoutout to Pepsi. Shoutout to Oberto.

785
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,796
Shoutout to Aleve, the number one
painkiller in the game right now.

786
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:36,790
And there it is.

787
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,110
-|'mma just gonna get out of here.
-Rucker 50. Tournament of Champions,

788
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,556
all going down in three days,
here in Harlem. Three days.

789
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,870
-I'm coming.
-Three days, you going down, Dix.

790
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,113
Damn, there '3 a lot of trees.

791
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,792
Hey, man,
you're not kidnapping me, are you?

792
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,438
I'm serious. I saw the movie Get Out.

793
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:59,757
Only reason I'm still in this van is you
an old black man. If you was white...

794
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,109
Drew, could you tell your girlfriends
to get across the street?

795
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,352
Something I can help you gentlemen with?

796
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,152
Looking for an old friend.

797
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,551
First name, Wilbur, last name, Wallace.

798
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:21,959
You mean, Lights?

799
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,559
Check the D&B across the street.
He likes to get his shots up before lunch.

800
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:27,875
Yeah, that is Lights.

801
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:36,995
Yeah, that's it.

802
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,115
-Swish!
-That was all net.

803
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,316
-Good job.
-Boom, baby!

804
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,269
Buckets.

805
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,836
Girl, you should've seen me
back in the day.

806
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:52,989
Well, how'd I do?

807
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,798
It's the highest score of the year,
Lights.

808
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,029
That means you buying drinks?

809
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,235
That's exactly what that means.

810
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,949
Means she's too nice to tell
an old turkey like yourself the truth.

811
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,795
Wait a minute.

812
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,830
Drew!

813
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,552
-Lights.
-Drew!

814
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,076
-What's going on, man?
-I'm right here, I'm right here.

815
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:10,549
What's going on?

816
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:11,829
Okay, now.

817
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,830
How's the release?

818
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,388
Come on, Drew. Just get me to my spot.

819
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,198
Once a shooter, always a shooter.

820
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,316
What do you mean,
"Once a shooter, always a shooter"?

821
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,714
This dude shot nothin' but bricks.

822
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,837
Damn, Preach.
I didn't even notice you over here.

823
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,917
Who else did you roll in here with?

824
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:27,955
He's right there.

825
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,871
Hey, man. Brother!
Okay, this is my personal space.

826
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:30,870
Sorry.

827
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,998
Now, I got a question, because I've
been seeing a lot since I've been here.

828
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,315
Are you blind?

829
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,231
Legally or actually?

830
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,072
That don't even make any...
You know something?

831
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:40,948
l'mma... l'mma chill out.

832
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,392
Drew, can I talk to you for five seconds?

833
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:44,629
Yeah, yeah. You chill out.

834
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,158
Trying to find my boy, Boots.

835
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,033
I'm Maya. Boots is my grandfather.

836
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,192
Oh. Boots. Great to meet you, Maya.

837
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,713
Where's the little shrimp, anyway?

838
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,909
Not good, Drew. Not good.

839
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,675
Grandpa.

840
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,833
Grandpa, you have some friends
here to see you.

841
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,878
Right over there. You want to say hi?

842
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,274
Heads up, my man.

843
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,198
Yeah. OG.

844
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,677
-He still got it.
-Drew] Yeah.

845
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,874
There he is.

846
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,599
How you doing, Boots? Man.

847
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,957
Band back together?

848
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,598
Nah, I love you, too, bro.

849
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,715
It's good to see you.

850
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,036
Hey, little lady, everything okay?

851
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,871
It's just been years
since he smiled like that,

852
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,996
and even longer since he tried to stand.

853
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,117
Excuse me. You said this man
hasn't walked in years?

854
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,679
Yeah. A lot of years.

855
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,513
Look here, Drew. I ain't trying to break
up your bromance, brother, but, come on.

856
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,552
It's no time for that, youngblood. Gotta
get Boots here packed and ready to go.

857
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,632
I'm sorry. Packed for what
and ready to go where?

858
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,188
You didn't think that we was gonna
leave here without him, did you?

859
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,952
Okay, look, Drew, right?

860
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,439
-Uncle Drew.
-Uncle Drew.

861
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,476
Can I just talk to you
for a second over here, please?

862
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,200
Okay, here's the deal. I am all for him
getting a break from this place

863
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,952
'cause, quite frankly,
I could use one, too.

864
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,474
So, that means no trips.

865
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,839
-Just means we gotta break him out.
-No, that's illegal.

866
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,030
Break out? Do you even hear yourself?

867
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,439
You are insane!

868
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,158
You're the coach, ain't you?
Figure it out.

869
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,598
Now, look, everybody.
Just like on the court,

870
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,278
-it's all about timing.
-Okay.

871
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,316
And I got the plan. Here we go.

872
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,913
Lights, I need you to go in,
and I need you

873
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,116
to distract these nurses here and here.

874
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,034
Once that happens, Preacher,
I need you to go in and penetrate. Right?

875
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,156
All the way to the psych ward
and set a back pick...

876
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,389
-What is a back pick?
-...on the guard.

877
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,913
But make sure you do that, a good pick.

878
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,594
A good forward does a good pick,
and that's what I need you to do.

879
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,030
Once that happens, Drew,
you're my all-star, brother.

880
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,914
I need you to sneak in there, right,
and get Boots undiscreetly...

881
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,830
Undiscreetly?

882
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,194
...the elevator all the way to the roof.

883
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,190
You know he's in a wheelchair?

884
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,952
Once you get to the roof,
guess who's there? Me.

885
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,268
Your boy. l'mma have a rope...

886
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,679
-Rope?
-What do we do with that rope?

887
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,557
We tie the rope securely
on the wheelchair.

888
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,552
-We will lower him down nice and slow...
-Whoa, lower?

889
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,914
Until...

890
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,555
Who is it?

891
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:20,917
You know, I don't mind you being here,
but I had to draw all this up

892
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,831
for you just to roll down here
on your own?

893
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,394
Look, just get in the van.

894
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,749
Pure magic.

895
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,471
Think I don't know
what you're up to, little man?

896
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,439
You think you're slick, don't you?
This ain't nothing but a full-court press.

897
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,634
I'll just take your rock, boom!

898
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,715
Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

899
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,958
Run that back, man. Run that back.

900
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,508
Double or nothing this time.
Double or nothing this time.

901
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,518
So, you sure you really wanna do this?

902
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,431
You know, this van is full of old people,

903
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,238
and it's already smelling
like pee and Poligrip.

904
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,309
That is true. But I wanna see
my grandpa happy, you know?

905
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,157
Why do they call your grandpa Boots?

906
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,708
Well, it's an interesting story.
He wore the same worn out pair of kicks

907
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,917
every time he stepped foot on the court.
He refused to play in anything else.

908
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,078
He would tell people
that they were his work boots.

909
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,674
You know, I think it's really sweet
what you're doing for them.

910
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:27,119
We all need something to look forward to,
even if it is just a pipe dream.

911
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,998
What do you mean, pipe dream?
Uncle Drew is the real deal.

912
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,590
Yeah, but you don't actually think
they could win, do you?

913
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:36,196
I mean, that's what makes it so sweet,
is that you're doing it, anyway.

914
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,792
You're basicallyjust setting $5,000
on fire to see them happy.

915
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,712
If you ask me, that's pretty noble.

916
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,912
Exactly who I am, you know?
Dax the Noble.

917
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,318
We got a blind guy,
a guy who can't even walk,

918
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,834
and a preacher who still keep
a perm in his head.

919
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,035
What's wrong with this next guy?

920
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,917
You wanna tell him or should we?

921
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,911
-Tell me what?
-Don't even worry about it.

922
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,193
Sure you don't want us to go with you?

923
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,155
Some songs are best sung solo.

924
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,195
Dibs on the van if he actually kills you.

925
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,955
Hold stance.

926
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:32,596
Remember, my young grasshoppers,
without the proper focus,

927
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,035
you will never truly master
your mind and body.

928
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,439
Yes, Sifu.

929
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,717
It is also important to remember,

930
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:44,076
without a good defense,
your offense means nothing.

931
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,878
Yes, Sifu.

932
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,154
Now, go in peace. Get out of here.

933
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,478
Look like a scene
out of Game of Death.

934
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,675
All these years,
and you still ain't figured out

935
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,634
that the best defense is good offense.
It's good to see you, Big Fella--

936
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,398
-Oh, my God, they're fighting.
-What happened?

937
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,596
-Go get him.
-Drew got knocked out, man.

938
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,197
I got to be the getaway driver.
I brought my driving gloves.

939
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,955
That dude is a giant.

940
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,196
Best drop step in the business.

941
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,713
'Sup, Big Fella?

942
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:26,075
That sucker punch is
the first free throw you ever made.

943
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,719
We're putting the team back together.

944
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,632
I can't do that unless you're on board.

945
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,318
How about we play one-on-one for it?

946
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,997
Can't always play your way
out of your problems.

947
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,192
It's worked out pretty good so far.

948
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,840
-Has it though?
-Okay, okay. Hey, hey. Time out!

949
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,758
Large karate man, excuse me.

950
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,671
You look like Wolverine's grandfather.

951
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,151
That's none of my business,
that's your look.

952
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,312
Okay, I get it. Uncle Drew is annoying.

953
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,472
He's been getting on my nerves
for the last few days.

954
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,551
So, you don't have to do this for him,
that's cool.

955
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,472
But what about the rest of these cats?

956
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,357
One last time around the block, Big Fella.

957
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,715
-What about Lights?
-In the van with Boots.

958
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,835
Boots?

959
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,754
I'll sweeten the deal for you.

960
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,831
You can do whatever you want to this man.

961
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,599
-Wait, what?
-You can slap him,

962
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,240
you could karate chop him,
you can nunchuck him.

963
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,435
Knock him out again, kick him.

964
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:27,115
Okay, you can have a step show
on his old-ass body.

965
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,550
I don't care. But come play with us, man.

966
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,234
Come on, man.

967
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,398
I mean, what does that mean
in kung fu? Is that a yes?

968
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,239
Yeah, he's coming.

969
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,552
Yes. We got a giant on our team!

970
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,437
I hope he can play basketball.

971
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,838
Hey, man, what are you doing, man?
You ain't supposed to be behind the wheel.

972
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,319
I'm the getaway driver.

973
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,675
What you mean, you the getaway driver?
Dude, we ain't robbed a bank.

974
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,034
I got this, young fella, I got this.

975
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,634
Come on now, Lights, you know
you're not supposed to be driving.

976
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:02,280
Come on, man. Not even a block or two?

977
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,237
No, no, you can't drive.

978
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,039
IS that who I think it is?

979
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,751
Where the hell she come from?

980
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,910
-What's happening?
-Betty Lou is happening.

981
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,955
-Come on.
-Why are we scared?

982
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,678
-Who is Betty Lou?
-That's my wife.

983
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,113
I wasn't supposed to leave the house.

984
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,031
Come on, Lights.
You gotta get out the car now.

985
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,156
-Drew, it's stuck.
-Wait, where is Big Fella?

986
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:25,196
-Come on, we gotta move.
-Shut up, I'm not talking to you.

987
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:26,748
Come on, now, Betty Lou's coming.

988
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,434
-W ho?
-Betty Lou's coming.

989
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,271
I'm gonna kill him.

990
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,679
Lights, don't worry about the seat belt.

991
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,671
-I can drive?
-Gas it before she kill us!

992
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:35,749
Not a scratch, you hear me?

993
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,034
I got you, Drew.

994
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,518
-Buckle up.
-Punch it, fool!

995
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,189
You're going the wrong way!
You're going in reverse!

996
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,712
Lights, turn, turn!

997
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:53,556
Lights!

998
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:57,036
One voice, all right?
Ears can't take all that hollering.

999
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,710
Incoming!

1000
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,155
You got an old pickup to your left.

1001
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:07,037
Curl around it
like you're jumping to a spot.

1002
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,035
Brace for impact!

1003
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,238
Jesus, take the wheel.

1004
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,833
-Pu|l over!
-No!

1005
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,996
You don't know
who you're messing with, hobbit!

1006
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,071
I'm not a hobbit, lady! I'm a man!

1007
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,676
Hit the freeway!
She won't drive on no highway!

1008
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,753
Spin it to win it.

1009
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,875
What?

1010
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,798
Y'all want me to keep driving?

1011
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:48,995
No!

1012
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,832
I thought I did okay myself.

1013
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,549
Here goes nothing.

1014
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,599
Let's go, ladies. On the bus. On the bus.

1015
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,070
Hey, hey, Coach. Excuse me.
How you doin', man? Dax Winslow, brother.

1016
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:27,073
Are these girls just wearing uniforms just
to be wearing them? Or are they any good?

1017
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,958
You're not from around here, are you?

1018
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,157
Two time, back-to-back state champions.

1019
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,714
I got $100 that say my guys right here

1020
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,950
could destroy these prom queens.

1021
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,755
You got life insurance policies
on these guys, right?

1022
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,274
Hopefully,
you got their parents' permission.

1023
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,432
It would be impolite of me
not to take your bet.

1024
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,156
-One hundred dollars, man.
-Sold.

1025
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,795
Look, guys, we need to practice, okay?

1026
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,871
What do you mean? Right now?

1027
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,757
Look, this might be
the only opportunity we get.

1028
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,274
What about Grandpa?
You know he can't actually play, right?

1029
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:00,517
Yeah, I figured the little hobbit
could take his spot.

1030
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,631
Look here, Papa Smurf, okay?
Nobody asked you.

1031
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,273
And, look, if we just gotta
play with four people,

1032
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,759
then we'll do just four-on-four.

1033
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,230
We got one day, one damn day,
until the Rucker.

1034
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,828
We need to be prepared.
Meet me outside, guys.

1035
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,628
Come on, Big Fella.

1036
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,878
Let's go, Trojans. Match up, now.

1037
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,630
Pass the ball. I'm open! Pass the ball!

1038
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,435
-Yeah, Preach.
-Oh, yeah.

1039
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,910
-Make it rain!
-That's a ladies' ball.

1040
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:29,390
I'm open.

1041
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,634
Come on.

1042
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:38,949
Wait a minute.

1043
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,073
Come on, guys, come on!

1044
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,673
-Get down.
-Pass the ball.

1045
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,799
-Hurry up!
-Move those old bodies!

1046
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,030
Let me get some of that.

1047
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,389
Wave me over. Match up.

1048
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,993
Up top, up top.

1049
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,150
This is bringing back memories now!

1050
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,591
-Got this.
-Goddamn!

1051
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:57,749
Big Fella!

1052
00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,349
You mother...

1053
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,519
Not exactly what you were expecting.

1054
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,353
-They are garbage.
-Yeah, but they're smiling.

1055
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,716
I mean, that's gotta count
for something, right?

1056
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,759
Look at these guys.
I mean, Lights couldn't make a basket

1057
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,359
if he had a Braille trail to it.

1058
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,395
Raindrop!

1059
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,678
Big Fella and Uncle Drew, they're talkin'.

1060
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,916
-You're not open to me.
-Pass the ball, Kobe.

1061
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,228
Come on, guys!

1062
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,309
I got it.

1063
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,239
Lights out, baby. Wait a minute.

1064
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,196
Rebound.

1065
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,998
You see? That's good basketball.

1066
00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:28,595
Barbeque chicken, barbeque chicken.
Lobster in the house.

1067
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,989
Big Fella! There you go! There you go!

1068
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,269
Better step out.

1069
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,478
-Come on.
-Time out!

1070
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,269
See the way they move without the ball?
They're all connected as one.

1071
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:40,839
Reminds me of us back in the day.

1072
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:41,830
Of us?

1073
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,480
If they score one more point,
fellas, that's it.

1074
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,391
Come on, Drew, you told me
these dudes can play.

1075
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,913
This guy right here can't even see.

1076
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,793
Look, I'm standing here doing this.
He don't even know I'm doing that. Okay?

1077
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,956
And this dude, he's a karate man.

1078
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,598
He's meditating right now.

1079
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,194
Y'all gotta get it together.
Drew, it's on you now, man.

1080
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,475
Stop passing the ball.

1081
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,757
You are the lead singer,
the leader of this team.

1082
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,876
You are Gladys Knight
and these dudes are the Pips.

1083
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,599
It's just a scrimmage, youngblood.
That's all it is.

1084
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,875
It's not just a scrimmage! Okay?

1085
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,193
Look, I bet $100 on the game.

1086
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,918
-What?
-What am I supposed to do, man?

1087
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,149
We don't have no more gas left.

1088
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:18,196
We're just runnin' on fumes.
What you want me to do?

1089
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,355
Look, guys, they need to score
one more time. Just stop 'em.

1090
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,113
You're really tall. Just put your arms up,
they're little girls.

1091
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,679
Up top, up top!

1092
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,110
Igotyou.

1093
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:33,834
Come on, man!

1094
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,475
Good job, guys. Stayin' alive, breathing.

1095
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,595
Good effort.

1096
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,475
Great teamwork, girls. Great teamwork.

1097
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:45,995
Good game, ladies.

1098
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:48,874
Hey, Coach.

1099
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,198
Pleasure doing business with you.

1100
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,675
Yeah. Me and the fellas teamed up
to take care of that for you.

1101
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,113
It's not a big deal. Just had to tell us.

1102
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,389
And, remember, Gladys Knight
ain't nothing without the Pips.

1103
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:23,111
Listen, Drew, I really appreciate you guys
having my back back there, right?

1104
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,560
But that doesn't take away from the fact
that we got our butts kicked

1105
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,113
by some teenage girls.

1106
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,191
Matter of fact, maybe we should look
to get some more players.

1107
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,793
Forget that, youngblood.

1108
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:35,117
My roster, my team.

1109
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,839
Mind if we talk for a minute?

1110
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,871
I was thinking about the way
we used to run pick and roll.

1111
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,313
Might make sense if...

1112
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,590
Fine.

1113
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:02,999
-Everything good back there, Preach?
-Just thinking about my Betty Lou, is all.

1114
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,351
You'll be back in her arms
before you know it.

1115
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,396
Yes! It may have took us
a while to get here,

1116
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,675
but we are finally here at the Rucker.

1117
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,230
Some of the greatest basketball players
you've ever seen have played in this--

1118
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,992
You mind giving us a minute, youngblood?

1119
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,310
Okay. Sure.

1120
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,308
We're here, fellas.

1121
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,559
Oh, man.

1122
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:09,394
I played on damn near every outdoor court
in the country over the years,

1123
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,391
but battling between the lines,

1124
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,278
with you fellas here,
always felt like home.

1125
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,430
Feel you, Drew. I feel you.

1126
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,598
I got each of you a little something.

1127
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,238
Now, I know you never liked
the way they looked...

1128
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,357
but Doc put a lens in there for a reason.

1129
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,796
Take your time, now.
Now, go help him put it on. Put it on.

1130
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:46,196
Why didn't y'all say anything?

1131
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:52,952
Man, y'all look so... 80 old.

1132
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:54,754
I think he can see.

1133
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:58,630
And, Preach. That face!

1134
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,878
I can see! Lights out, baby!

1135
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,669
Oh, yeah! Yeah, Drew.

1136
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,109
Welcome home, Lights. Welcome home.

1137
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:13,639
I know you remember this one.

1138
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,596
Gave it to me when we was nine.

1139
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,030
You told me--

1140
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:22,192
Told you it would give you a strength
you didn't even know that you had.

1141
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,555
And it did.

1142
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:25,989
Now it's your turn.

1143
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,793
Come finish this, Preach. Come finish it.

1144
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,313
All right, Preacher!

1145
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,072
Yeah, baby.

1146
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,158
Boots, you didn't think
I forgot about you, did you?

1147
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:51,190
Left 'em back in the van in '68.

1148
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,396
Figured they might still got
a little spring to 'em.

1149
00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,589
Yeah.

1150
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:02,713
Just like you left 'em.

1151
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:11,475
I love you, too, bruh.

1152
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,435
Easy now.

1153
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:18,110
Let's see if they fit before you start
going and getting all emotional on me.

1154
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:34,949
No, wait. Is he...

1155
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:37,834
He can't get up. He...

1156
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,071
Yeah. Yeah.

1157
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:49,239
Oh, nice.

1158
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,791
Look as good as the first time
you put 'em on.

1159
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:01,635
Yeah.

1160
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:03,394
Yeah, Bootsie!

1161
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,637
That's it, Boots. That's it.

1162
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,474
Kinda like breathing.
Couldn't forget how even if you tried.

1163
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,113
I saved the best for last.

1164
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:27,677
Brick City Two-on-Two Tournament,
when we was 15 years old.

1165
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,871
First tournament we ever won together.

1166
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,149
Yeah.

1167
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,119
This ain't no apology.

1168
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:54,674
Don't even try it.

1169
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,109
Big Fella. Big Fella.

1170
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,675
Hey, Jess. Come on, open up,
it's me. It's Dax.

1171
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,034
Yeah, I got a team now.

1172
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,394
I really think we got a chance.

1173
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,719
Did it ever occur to you to call first?

1174
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,438
It did occur to me to call first.

1175
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,034
But I couldn't
because you cut my cell phone off.

1176
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,873
That's because I broke up
with your pathetic ass.

1177
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,035
But you know what?

1178
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:33,112
My new boyfriend,
he took care of everything.

1179
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,634
Wait, what you mean, you got
a new boyfriend? We just broke up...

1180
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:38,279
Hey, what's up?

1181
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,273
What's that facial expression?

1182
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,316
You look like someone just took your girl.

1183
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:43,959
That's right.

1184
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,473
I think that's what happened, though.

1185
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:46,589
Yeah.

1186
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:49,478
Sorry we couldn't hear you knocking
'cause we was in the shower.

1187
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,516
-We weren't gettin' clean, were we?
-No, we weren't.

1188
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,672
-No, we were getting dirty.
-Dirty. You so dirty.

1189
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,193
Y'all know I'm standing here, right?

1190
00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:58,999
Can I get my uniforms and get out of here?

1191
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,115
-Uniforms?
-Uniforms.

1192
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:01,434
-How come?
-I got a team.

1193
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:02,714
-You got a team?
-Yes.

1194
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,279
That's cute, bruh.

1195
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,439
-That's real cute.
-Here ya go.

1196
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,159
Good luck.
Hey, will you cook me breakfast?

1197
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,595
I'll make you an omelet, boo.

1198
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:12,999
l'mma scramble your eggs.

1199
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,840
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,

1200
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,990
to the Rucker
50th Tournament of Champions.

1201
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,589
lam yours truly, Duke Tango.

1202
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,870
Today we bring you the best of the best

1203
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:26,270
of the Rucker crowd and $100, 000.

1204
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:31,957
That's right, $100, 000,
and it's all here in Harlem, US of A!

1205
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,953
This is where it happens.

1206
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,996
This will make you, this will break you.

1207
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:38,310
Here we go! Game one.

1208
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,789
Hilltop Mavericks
versus Homecourt Advantage.

1209
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,031
Let's do this! Let’s do this! Oh, yeah!

1210
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:26,075
It's one of those days
when the crowd is a little thin.

1211
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,236
Shout out to the sponsor of the game.

1212
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:33,276
Now, is it me or is it empty in here?

1213
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,079
Nah, Preach, it ain't you.

1214
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,472
We used to ball out in front of
twice as many people.

1215
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:39,879
Youngblood, I don't know about this name.

1216
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,552
Bruh, I'm straight from Chocolate City.

1217
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:43,551
Yeah, I think, guys,
it's more about where we are now--

1218
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:48,191
Stop! Look, it's not about the name.
We don't have a fifth player, guys.

1219
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,998
If we don't get nobody else,
we gotta forfeit.

1220
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,878
We need Big Fella. Where's he at?

1221
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:52,990
He'll be here.

1222
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,635
Yeah, but what if he's not?

1223
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,636
I'm pretty sure those basketball shoes.

1224
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:01,196
Although, your calf-to-shoe ratio
is not all that great.

1225
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,594
Yeah, and his body's really bad.

1226
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:03,908
-It's not built forjumping.
-Okay!

1227
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,070
Let me tell y'all something...
I don't play basketball.

1228
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,668
And, yes, my calves don't match my body.

1229
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,479
I done had these calves since I was seven.

1230
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:11,959
Went to a doctor,
saw somebody, and he was, like,

1231
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,593
"Hey, man, we don't know
what we can do about it."

1232
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:15,398
Yes! He is here.

1233
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,675
The Black Messiah. Grandfather. Okay.

1234
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:21,193
-Don't. He is here...
-He's here.

1235
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,235
Everybody get on the court.

1236
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:23,870
Let's go.

1237
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:29,754
What are you doing? Move!

1238
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,119
-Something you wanna say to me?
-We're in the middle of a game!

1239
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:34,675
Can we get some help out here?

1240
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:37,797
I don't know what's going on at the half
court position, but it ain't helping 'em.

1241
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:40,189
-Are they fighting?
-I'm not running down until you say it.

1242
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:41,713
-Say what?
-You know what.

1243
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:42,955
I'm not talking about her.

1244
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,679
Hey, hey, hey, timeout.
Yo, yo, yo! Hey, hey.

1245
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,192
Come here, bring it in.
What are you two doing?

1246
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,919
I ain't run out on my old ladyjust so
we can come out here and play like this.

1247
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,430
-I'm out.
-Hey, nah, you're not going nowhere, Drew.

1248
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,589
You will stay right here.

1249
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,074
And I don't know what you two are doing.

1250
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:58,720
You said you wanna teach the kids
how to play the game the right way.

1251
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,634
But this is not the right way,
arguin' with your teammate.

1252
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:04,518
Let's play some basketball! We are a team.

1253
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:06,831
Bring it in, guys. Come on.

1254
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,310
Whatever y'all got going on,
work it out after the game.

1255
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:12,514
Bring it in. Harlem Money on three.

1256
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,751
-One...
-Let's go get this money, man. Come on.

1257
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:16,790
Just play.

1258
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,196
Back to live action, here we go!

1259
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:20,759
This is Boots with the ball.

1260
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:25,596
Over to my man, Uncle.
Uncle Drew, yes! Uncle Drew!

1261
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,756
This is The Mosquito with the handle.

1262
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,350
No, no, no! Steal away for Uncle!

1263
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,675
Look at the handle.

1264
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,270
Seventy-five years old
and still can't admit it.

1265
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,919
Selfish son of a bitch.

1266
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,315
Uncle Drew doing it once again.

1267
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:57,113
It's the third period, baby.
The Uncle Drew Show continues.

1268
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,151
Harlem Money is running away
with this one.

1269
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:11,078
Another basket and they will be going
to the next round.

1270
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,792
How come you just can't admit
you messed up?

1271
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:14,108
We hardly even knew her.

1272
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,350
Matter of fact, I bet you can't
even remember her dang name.

1273
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,032
You don't remember her dang name?

1274
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:22,039
I married her, punk.

1275
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,312
Come on, baby. Come on.

1276
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:31,713
You really wanna make this right?
Stop running from the truth.

1277
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,509
Can't believe you ended up
marrying her anyway.

1278
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,988
Can't believe you slept with her
the night before the finals.

1279
01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,155
I loved her.

1280
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:02,033
I don't know if you knew this, but--

1281
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,075
Yeah, I knew.

1282
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:05,789
I always knew.

1283
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:09,069
Spent five decades
pretending like I didn't.

1284
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,269
But I saw the way you looked at her
when she walked in the park.

1285
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:14,233
So, why'd you do it, then?

1286
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:18,315
I loved her, too.

1287
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:25,192
Look, Big Fella, I'm sorry.

1288
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:30,795
I've been sorry my whole damn life.

1289
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:34,109
You mean that?

1290
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,272
I mean that with everything I got.

1291
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:41,791
If I could go back and change it, I would.

1292
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,509
Believe me.

1293
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:54,759
I need you to feed me.

1294
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,595
Excuse me?

1295
01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:00,197
You may not understand this,
but I can really shoot the ball.

1296
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:03,199
Let the Big Fella eat?

1297
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:04,918
Like The Last Supper, baby.

1298
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,632
Too slow, too slow.

1299
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,110
Hey, that ain't no figment
of my imagination.

1300
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:11,918
Somebody 'bout to eat their words.

1301
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,992
That's Drew there. Hey, Drew, hey!

1302
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,196
Look at that face!
Go ahead, scratch and smell him.

1303
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:18,190
Scratch and smell him.

1304
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,315
-You real.
-Yeah.

1305
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:22,518
He real. He real man.
This ain't no hologram.

1306
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:23,794
Been a minute, Angelo. What's goin' on?

1307
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,108
Oh, been a minute.

1308
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,997
Good to see you, Drew.
Always good to see you.

1309
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:30,072
What you gonna do
with all that money when you win?

1310
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,273
-Come again?
-The purse. The purse, Drew.

1311
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,999
The hundred stacks
of high society at stake.

1312
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:37,149
You know, the duckets.

1313
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,117
Wasn't ever no purse back in the day.

1314
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,270
No, it wasn't ever nothin' like that.

1315
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:44,352
But $100,000 of cash, baby.

1316
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:47,034
I'd sign up, you know what I'm saying?

1317
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:56,117
You think I'm stupid, youngblood?
Hundred grand is a whole lot of money.

1318
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,758
-Look, I was gonna talk to you about--
-Yeah, when? When?

1319
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:04,558
You just don't get it, do you, youngblood?
This game...

1320
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:08,671
The love I got for it,
it's all sacred to me.

1321
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,873
You told me that you love the game.

1322
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:13,188
You don't love the game.

1323
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,758
You use itjust like you use
everything else in your life.

1324
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,439
You ain't nothing but a hustler.

1325
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:24,152
Hey, man, who you talking to, man?

1326
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,595
Hey! Talkin' to you, man.

1327
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:29,319
-Watch your tone, youngblood.
-You don't think I got love for this game?

1328
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:31,271
Don't nobody love this game more than me.

1329
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:34,073
Talkin' about Jordan,
63 against Boston. I saw that.

1330
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:35,878
Laettner's turnaround against Kentucky.

1331
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:39,475
Bird steals the ball to win the Eastern
Conference Finals to beat the Pistons.

1332
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:41,911
I saw all of that and I loved it.

1333
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,840
But guess what,
the game never loved me back.

1334
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,069
So, then what happened then?

1335
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:54,269
I missed a shot.

1336
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:57,953
I shot it, it got blocked.

1337
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:02,836
I was humiliated.
Everybody walked out on me.

1338
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:10,275
Now, that's the first real thing
you've done said.

1339
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:12,793
That's the real Dax.

1340
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:17,514
Now, come on, let's go play this game.

1341
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:21,194
It's about the love, youngblood,
nothin' else.

1342
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:38,553
-Yes!
-Get it, Grandpa!

1343
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:40,995
This Big Fella. This is the Big Fella.

1344
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:45,872
Shit, I'm loose.

1345
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,435
Uncle looking at it.
What he gonna do with it?

1346
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:54,635
-The Preacher!
-In the name of Jesus!

1347
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,358
Finally gettin' my legs back, y'all.

1348
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:00,349
This is Uncle Drew to Lights.

1349
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:03,949
-Money!
-All right, Lights!

1350
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,632
The reason they call me Lights.

1351
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,268
-Yeah!
-Rebound.

1352
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,959
Don't bring your little ass in here.

1353
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,036
-And that's it?
-That's right.

1354
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:56,317
You swipe right
if you like 'em, left if you don't.

1355
01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:59,151
You couldn't even see
the day before yesterday.

1356
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,672
Exacfly.
That's why I'm always swipin' right.

1357
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,358
It's more of a numbers game.

1358
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,668
Looks a little different these days,
don't it?

1359
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,713
She gonna get him pregnant
if she keep dancing like that.

1360
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:18,954
If I wasn't so sore, we'd get out there
and show 'em our old routine.

1361
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:23,549
Excuse me, son, do we amuse you?

1362
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,837
Yo, you're in the club,
and you're pushin' 80, bro.

1363
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:29,470
And what's up with your boy,
Frederick Douglass?

1364
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,476
-Hey!
-Heard he was doing great things.

1365
01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:38,309
Hold my beer.

1366
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,435
Grandpa!

1367
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,119
Don't hurt nobody, pop.

1368
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:42,435
Careful!

1369
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:46,274
Oh, yeah! Gonna get real grody
up in this joint now!

1370
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:26,434
Oh, my God!

1371
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:30,712
You know somethin', man?
I did not think your grandfather

1372
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,677
would ever get up out that wheelchair.

1373
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,513
Me neither. I heard stories,
but I never knew he could play like that.

1374
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:37,636
So how much your parents paying you
to watch your grandfather?

1375
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:39,399
Why does anybody have to be paying me?

1376
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,789
Why can't I just enjoy spending time
with my family?

1377
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:44,713
Well, I wouldn't know anything about that.
'Cause I never had one. So...

1378
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,952
What do you mean you never really had one?

1379
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:48,559
What do you call those guys?

1380
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,319
I honestly had a lot of fun tonight.

1381
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:00,790
Me too.

1382
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:06,553
Well, I guess it's time to go.

1383
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,998
Yeah, we should go ahead
and get up out of...

1384
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:14,995
He ain't gonna do it.

1385
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:17,549
Hey.

1386
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:19,034
-Hey.
-It's you!

1387
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:20,635
No!

1388
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,953
-You open!
-Take the shot!

1389
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,953
Sorry. l'mma go. I need some water.

1390
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:31,235
-Sure.
-'Cause my throat is dry.

1391
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:33,788
Yeah, I know how that is.
I'll take care of this.

1392
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,553
-Take a gap? Thank you, appreciate that.
-Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it.

1393
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:40,676
Anybody give him some training
on how to talk to a lady?

1394
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,074
Okay, look, man,
I don't wanna hear anything, okay?

1395
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,673
Not one single freakin' word.

1396
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:48,751
Maybe she should've taken her heels off.

1397
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,436
I'll tell ya, youngblood,
last time I checked,

1398
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,476
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

1399
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:55,799
Yeah, let's get out of here, man.

1400
01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:58,909
Let's give him a piggyback.

1401
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,070
-Big Fella, what are you doing?
-Give him a little piggyback.

1402
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,599
That's right.
Two down, two to go. We almost there.

1403
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,150
Yo, how's that geriatric team
of yours, bro?

1404
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,708
You get 'em all individual
Life Alert bracelets?

1405
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:17,711
-Hey, man, are you wearing my clothes?
-What?

1406
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,473
Yes, that's my shirt.
You got on my shirt, man.

1407
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:22,556
That's right, I got on your shirt.

1408
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,271
Or maybe you got my shirt on.

1409
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:27,517
-What? Wait, wait.
-What? Wait, wait.

1410
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:28,510
-That's my shirt.
-That's my shirt.

1411
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,352
-You got on my clothes.
-You got on my clothes.

1412
01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:32,476
-Stop it! You're crazy.
-Stop it! You're crazy.

1413
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,597
That's right. I'm crazy. I'm being you.

1414
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:39,195
The only way to defeat one's enemy
is to become one's enemy.

1415
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:41,875
-You're nuts!
-You're nuts!

1416
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:45,313
-You're psycho!
-You're psycho!

1417
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:49,799
I'll see you in the finals, Dax. Psycho.

1418
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:09,955
All day.

1419
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:17,511
-Yes! There you go, Big Fella!
-That's what I'm talking about!

1420
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,677
Off shot! Handled it.

1421
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:23,713
-Good rebound!
-All right.

1422
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:26,748
Shot, shot, shot.

1423
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:28,469
Get that out of here!

1424
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:30,437
-What do I do, what do I do?
-Just back up.

1425
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:33,314
Oh, yeah. I remember this play.

1426
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:36,353
Too late. Got 'em.

1427
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,836
Yes! That's what I'm talkin' about,
Lights.

1428
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,399
You are the man!

1429
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:44,713
This is Boots.
Boots goin' down Death Valley!

1430
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:46,390
-Baby!
-Yes!

1431
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:51,591
Harlem Money is going to the finals,
with only seconds left in the ballgame!

1432
01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:54,998
-Sti|l hungry?
-Just a little dessert.

1433
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:57,431
Hey, take the three, Big Fella, why not?

1434
01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:59,829
This is to send 'em.
They're already there.

1435
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:01,592
That's all right, Big Fella.

1436
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:06,315
Big Fella.

1437
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:08,518
Big Fella. Big Fella.

1438
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:10,158
-Somebody get a doctor.
-Big Fella.

1439
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:11,995
Come on!

1440
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:14,754
Excuse me. Excuse me. Let me in here.

1441
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:15,949
Big Fella is down.

1442
01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:17,439
Stay here, Big Fella. Stay in it.

1443
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:18,669
-Beginning CPR.
-Oh, Lord.

1444
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,074
Give him some room, give him some room.

1445
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:22,988
You're okay, boss.

1446
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:26,397
Come on, Big Fella. Come on, Big Fella.

1447
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:34,835
Doctor already said
he's been through the worst of it.

1448
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:38,909
So, what do we do now?

1449
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:44,078
You don't stop playing 'cause you get old.

1450
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:47,472
You get old 'cause you stop playing.

1451
01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:51,595
Preacher!

1452
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:59,875
Hi. And I'm so sorry about the Big Fella.
Is he gonna be okay?

1453
01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:03,990
But I've been missing you so much.

1454
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,559
Come here, come here.

1455
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:06,999
I missed you too, baby.

1456
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:11,711
Now, look. If you don't want me
to go ball, I don't have to ball.

1457
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:14,917
Fool, please, after all this?
You're playing.

1458
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:16,589
Matter of fact...

1459
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,438
You saying what I think you're saying?

1460
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,193
I'm saying what you think
I'm saying, Preacher.

1461
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:24,190
So we gonna ball?

1462
01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:26,555
So we gonna ball.

1463
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:28,953
That's what I'm talkin' about.

1464
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:36,595
Welcome! This is what
we’ve all been waiting for.

1465
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:38,591
The new be versus the old.

1466
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:41,831
The old be versus the new.
The good be versus the bad.

1467
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:45,117
Are they gonna be a no-show
like they did in 1968?

1468
01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,428
But, no, they're not.

1469
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:49,876
Here they come! They're here!
Here they come, baby!

1470
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:52,030
Here they come! Aw, yeah!

1471
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:53,758
We got a game on our hands!

1472
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:16,671
Okay, Grandpa, you gotta take your pills
before you start, okay?

1473
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:17,988
Preacher, we gotta take our pills.

1474
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:20,275
Not the blue ones. Save those for tonight.

1475
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:22,269
It's all right. What we gonna do?

1476
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:24,351
-We gonna get this win.
-We gonna get this win, right?

1477
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:25,589
Look, this one's for Big Fella, okay?

1478
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:28,029
So, Big Fella on three. One, two, three.

1479
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,075
Big Fella!

1480
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,390
Here we go, C-Dawg! Let's do this, baby.

1481
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:33,038
You got this, Drew. You the man, bruh.

1482
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:35,119
You put this team together, remember that.

1483
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:36,269
Your roster, my team.

1484
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:39,511
That's right, your team.
Last week, I took your team.

1485
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:41,511
Yesterday, I took your girl.

1486
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:43,796
Today, I'm gonna take your heart.

1487
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:44,915
Man, you've...

1488
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:46,230
Okay.

1489
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:48,517
-Stop it!
-Stop what?

1490
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:51,075
-Folding your arms like me.
-Folding your arms like that.

1491
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:54,993
Let's get this win, baby.

1492
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:56,430
Good luck, youngblood.

1493
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:58,636
Luck ain't got nothing
to do with it, Old Dusty.

1494
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:00,229
"Old Dusty"?

1495
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:04,397
Pastor Wrinkles, what's the word, man?

1496
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,439
Young fella got jokes.

1497
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:08,474
-Shoe ain't tied.
-What shoe?

1498
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:10,711
-Lights!
-Championship time!

1499
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,028
That's the oldest trick in the book!

1500
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:13,792
You gonna let him... Come on, now!

1501
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:16,269
Over to Uncle. Jumper.

1502
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:17,315
In and out.

1503
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:18,754
That's okay, guys!

1504
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:22,434
The bounce pass to Casper.
Casper. Oh, my God!

1505
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:23,794
Oh, yeah, I need you to see me.

1506
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,356
Wipe your goggles, old fella.
I need you to see me.

1507
01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:28,271
-You gotta see me all night.
-Man, move. Fool, please.

1508
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,157
-That's right, Casper!
-Come on, Drew!

1509
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:31,150
This is Uncle.

1510
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,437
Cross the mid-court line. Betty...

1511
01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:36,630
Lights out! No good!

1512
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:37,869
Oh, man!

1513
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:39,833
That's right, old people are overrated!

1514
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:45,277
Over to Casper the Friendly Ghost.

1515
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:46,759
Nothin' but the bottom of the net.

1516
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:48,114
Wake up! Come on!

1517
01:19:52,440 --> 01:19:53,475
Up! Up! Up!

1518
01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:58,038
-You gotta love it!
-Yes!

1519
01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:01,829
Mario, comin' back down court,
kickin' it over to Beazy!

1520
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:03,194
We makin' baskets!

1521
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:04,952
That's right, we makin' buckets, baby.

1522
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:07,999
Uncle Drew the other way. This is Betty!

1523
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:10,116
Betty Lou, jumper no good.

1524
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:12,071
They fightin’ for it, baby!
They fightin’ for it!

1525
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,760
Betty Lou wins it! Get it, Betty Lou!

1526
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,319
There you go, Betty Lou. There you go!

1527
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,072
You know that's really a man.

1528
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:19,990
I got Drew.

1529
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:22,312
Slow it down. Slow it down.

1530
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,398
They tired, yo. They tired.
The fatigue's settin' in.

1531
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:27,557
-Betty Lou. Switch it!
-Fatigue's settin' in.

1532
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:30,393
You can hear their knee caps grinding.

1533
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:34,999
Uncle, Betty... Lou...

1534
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:36,913
Downtown!

1535
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:38,553
You gonna let a girl score on you?

1536
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:41,154
This is Casper the Friendly Ghost.

1537
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:43,151
Oh, my God!

1538
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:45,549
That's right. That's right, baby.

1539
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:53,792
Turnaround, once again.

1540
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:57,072
The friendly one. What a goal! Oh, baby!

1541
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,957
Somebody get on Casper, come on, man!

1542
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:02,433
Casper!

1543
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:05,876
Damn, man!

1544
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:09,077
Homecourt Advantage is running away
with the first half.

1545
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:34,554
My TV ain't working.

1546
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:37,798
Do I look like an electrician?

1547
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:45,515
I know, right?

1548
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,318
Yeah, that was him. Brian.

1549
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,353
Y'all got a TV?

1550
01:21:58,160 --> 01:21:59,991
Just judgin'. Me and her.

1551
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:02,355
We ’re talkin' about Rachel.
Where you from? What's your name?

1552
01:22:02,440 --> 01:22:04,078
I'm Kathy from Staten Island.
How you doin’?

1553
01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:06,879
Thank you. How you doin'?
Oh, wait. Come on. You’re my victim.

1554
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:08,473
I mean, my patient.

1555
01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:16,317
That's my team right there.
I used to play on that team.

1556
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:17,628
Okay, guys, bring it in.

1557
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,159
Let's turn this game around.

1558
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:22,470
So, on three, Big Fella. One, two, three.

1559
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,118
-Big Fella!
-Let's go, guys.

1560
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:27,431
Harlem Buckets down by 16
at the start of the third.

1561
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:29,238
Here we go!

1562
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:34,312
Casper, the Friendly Ghost from downtown!

1563
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:35,719
Get in front of your man.

1564
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:38,717
Boots with the ball. Lookin' at it.

1565
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:42,031
Boots makin' his move.
To Lights from downtown.

1566
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:43,599
Not this time.

1567
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,915
Reynolds Wrap to Casper.

1568
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,831
Not today. Give me that.

1569
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:52,919
Please, not in my house.

1570
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,353
Come on, now. That's a foul!

1571
01:22:54,440 --> 01:22:55,953
-That's what I'm talkin' about.
-You know that's a foul.

1572
01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:58,076
-Where I'm from, it's no blood, no foul.
-Where you from?

1573
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:00,316
Just came from Hell,
whooping the Devil's ass, that's where.

1574
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:01,913
-Break it up.
-That's not godly.

1575
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,718
They gangbangin' for Jesus.

1576
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:05,836
Back to live action! Here we go!

1577
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:07,990
Deflected! Goin' the other way!

1578
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:09,479
Good block. Come on, y'all, let's get it.

1579
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:12,833
Uncle, look at him!
Off the backboard to Preacher!

1580
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:16,960
-Damn, man! Get the ball, let's go!
-My backboard, my house, sucker.

1581
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,792
-That's what I'm talkin' about!
-Put it home, Preach!

1582
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:21,434
That what I'm talking about!

1583
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:24,069
This is Casper with it.
Kicks it over to Mario.

1584
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:25,752
Jump shot. No good!

1585
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:28,673
Yes! That's right, y'all, we got this.

1586
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:33,479
He kicks it over, right side to Betty Lou!

1587
01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:35,150
Oh, my!

1588
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:37,914
-Oh, my!
-Yeah!

1589
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:39,030
Yes!

1590
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:40,878
Uncle to the rescue!

1591
01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:42,518
Get on that old man!

1592
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,155
Harlem Buckets are trying to come back.

1593
01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:47,800
This is Casper with it.
Casper, looking at it.

1594
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:50,395
Come on, now!

1595
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:52,516
I got this.

1596
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,433
Boots with it.
Booty through the defender's legs.

1597
01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:57,795
Look at Boots.

1598
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:00,519
Yes! Way to finish, man.

1599
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:01,828
I can 't believe it.

1600
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:03,478
They're trying to make a comeback.

1601
01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:07,036
Reynolds Wrap to Casper. For 30!

1602
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:09,159
It's shut down time.

1603
01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:12,398
Now shoot, Betty Lou. Get 'em.

1604
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:15,956
Over to Betty Lou! Good!

1605
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:18,713
Get your head out your ass.

1606
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:20,597
I knew I married you for a reason, girl.

1607
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:22,750
Game recognize game, big daddy.

1608
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:25,720
Here we go.
This is Uncle Drew with the ball.

1609
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:28,792
It's him and you, you and him.
What you gonna do?

1610
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:29,869
What you gonna do?

1611
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:33,429
Drew steps back. Left-handed jumper...

1612
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:35,672
What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?

1613
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,079
Harlem Buckets, baby.

1614
01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:38,833
Kicks it out over.

1615
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:41,309
I got this.
My board, my board. Let's go.

1616
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:42,515
Are you kidding me?

1617
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:46,639
Here he go. Light the light.

1618
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:48,952
-Bang!
-Lights out, baby.

1619
01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:50,792
That makes it a two-point lead.

1620
01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:53,390
Here we go! The fast break!

1621
01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:54,629
-There we go, there we go!
-Whoa!

1622
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:55,675
I got ya now!

1623
01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:58,352
-That's what I'm talking about, Lights!
-Get that outta here!

1624
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:00,476
That's a foul! Come on, now!

1625
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,039
-Lights?
-You see that defense?

1626
01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:03,917
You all right, Lights?
Get up, man. Get up.

1627
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:05,230
Lights.

1628
01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:07,355
Lights, where does it hurt?

1629
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:10,314
-Ankle.
-Okay, okay. Sit up.

1630
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:11,833
Yo, that's bush league, Winslow.

1631
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:13,075
You took out my player.

1632
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:14,149
Man, what are you talking about?

1633
01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:16,993
Your boy, James Unworthy,
just knocked my boy out.

1634
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:20,590
Cheatin'-ass cheaters.
Y'all need to cheat to cheat.

1635
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:22,792
It's gonna be all right,
it's gonna be all right.

1636
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:24,916
I'm getting too old for this.

1637
01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:28,317
What are we gonna do, bruh?
Lights is out. What we gonna do?

1638
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:30,072
-What you mean?
-What you mean, "What I mean"?

1639
01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:31,559
We have no more players left.

1640
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:32,914
It's your moment, ain't it?

1641
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:35,468
No. I've already told you a million times.

1642
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:37,118
I'm not playing, okay?

1643
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:39,191
Plus, I ain't played in decades, bruh.

1644
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:40,715
And they have?

1645
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:42,233
Drew, it's different, okay?

1646
01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:44,038
They were actually good when they played.

1647
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:46,479
Listen to me, youngblood.

1648
01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:48,312
You think you're the only one...

1649
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,195
that made that mistake
that defined their life.

1650
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:53,633
I've been on the road my whole life.

1651
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:55,519
I got no real friends.

1652
01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:58,399
I'm bouncin' city to city.
And you wanna know why?

1653
01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:00,671
Because I got too much pride
to say I'm sorry.

1654
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,559
You know how that sounds?

1655
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:05,712
To have too much pride to say you're sorry
to the people that love you?

1656
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:07,878
Don't you dare be like that, youngblood.

1657
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:09,313
You be better than that.

1658
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:11,550
This is the moment.

1659
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:13,149
You gonna run away from it,

1660
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,033
or you gonna step up and take it?

1661
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:17,074
Choice is yours.

1662
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:21,634
That's right, bruh. Championships.

1663
01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:23,119
This is destiny now.

1664
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,113
I'll play under one condition.

1665
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:31,269
And what's that?

1666
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:35,279
Let me guard the white boy.

1667
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:37,269
Let's roll!

1668
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:39,996
It's a minute and nine second left, folks.

1669
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:44,038
Excuse me. Timeout, timeout.

1670
01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:46,315
-Timeout, timeout!
-Who are you?

1671
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:47,515
I'm the assistant coach.

1672
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:49,431
I'm here to make sure
that he's tall enough

1673
01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:52,398
to ride the ride
that my man about to put him on.

1674
01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:54,514
What are you doing, man?

1675
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:55,953
This should be a technical foul,
or something.

1676
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:58,918
l'mma kick you off this court
like I kicked you out my house.

1677
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,718
-That's right.
-That's mean, okay?

1678
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,360
Excuse me? I don't know who you are
or what this is about,

1679
01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:06,432
but could you please take it back
to the stands so we can play some ball?

1680
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:08,750
-Who are you?
-You keep talking, you're gonna find out.

1681
01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:12,469
You about to find out, honey.
I come from a long line of choir members.

1682
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:13,879
So, we gonna clap back!

1683
01:27:13,960 --> 01:27:15,678
-Yeah, that's right.
-I bet you do.

1684
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:17,796
Just clap you up out of here.
Don't play with me.

1685
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:18,949
-I will not!
-I love you, baby.

1686
01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:20,075
I love you, too.

1687
01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:22,151
We believe in you guys. Be aggressive.

1688
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:24,710
What am I doing now?
Brought your girl, playin' mind games.

1689
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:26,512
-Ain't nobody scared of you.
-Ain't nobody scared of me?

1690
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:28,875
-Let's do this, man.
-What's Dax doing in the game?

1691
01:27:31,440 --> 01:27:34,557
-I got your back. I got your back.
-Trai|, Dax, trail.

1692
01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:37,837
-Y0, help Uncle Drew.
-No, move. Come on.

1693
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:39,319
It's him and you, baby. What you gonna do?

1694
01:27:39,440 --> 01:27:42,830
Let's go, baby. Let's ball, baby.
Vanilla Sky!

1695
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:45,919
It's a four-point lead now.

1696
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,513
Come on, youngblood. That's too easy.

1697
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:49,192
Look, it won't happen next time, okay?

1698
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:53,792
Uncle gently across the mid-court line,
with seconds left.

1699
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:56,030
He’s gotta foul
whoever may be guardin’ him.

1700
01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:57,753
Uncle to Preacher.

1701
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:01,116
It's the Preacher, man.
Oh, baby, hallelujah!

1702
01:28:01,200 --> 01:28:03,191
Praise the Lord, Preacher,
praise the Lord.

1703
01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:04,474
Here we go, now.

1704
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:07,274
Harlem Money
in desperate need of a turnover.

1705
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:11,353
If not, Homecourt Advantage
can walk away and win it all.

1706
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:12,475
Here we go.

1707
01:28:13,440 --> 01:28:15,237
What that white boy doing with that ball?

1708
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,595
-He's doing his shaky-shake.
-That's right.

1709
01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:20,874
Good steal, Dax, good steal.

1710
01:28:21,240 --> 01:28:23,435
-Go on, Dax, shoot it!
-Let it fly, Dax!

1711
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:25,317
Shoot it, shoot it! Put it up.

1712
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:27,311
-Come on, Dax! Shoot it!
-Take that shot, bro!

1713
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:28,230
Shoot it!

1714
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:29,309
Timeout.

1715
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:32,392
Timeout? You gonna make me have
another heart attack, boy.

1716
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:34,477
Hey, he fouled me on that.

1717
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:37,234
You're saying he didn't foul me?
That was a reach, ref.

1718
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,035
Let's go.

1719
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:43,429
Okay, relax. Listen, I got this.

1720
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:45,351
Drew, they can't guard you, man.

1721
01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:47,271
All we need you to do
is just penetrate to the bucket,

1722
01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:49,635
do what you've been doing,
the defense will collapse on you.

1723
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:51,193
Once they do that,
you kick it out to Betty Lou.

1724
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,510
Betty Lou will take the three. That's it.

1725
01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:55,517
Game over. Game plan. That's it.

1726
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:02,355
What?
Seriously, what's wrong with that play?

1727
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:04,069
You'll make it.

1728
01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:05,629
Excuse me?

1729
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:07,910
Drew's right.
They're not even guarding you.

1730
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,558
It's a reason for that, Lights.

1731
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:11,631
Leave the past in the past, move on.

1732
01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:13,798
You got this, Dax.

1733
01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:15,950
We don't need you
to be great all the time.

1734
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:17,996
We need you to be great this one time.

1735
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:22,314
Can you do that? We believe in you.

1736
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:24,595
What if I miss?

1737
01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:26,033
What if you don't?

1738
01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:27,155
You got this.

1739
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:30,989
Come on, now.

1740
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:33,678
Let's go. Let's bring it in.

1741
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:35,074
We in this together.

1742
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:41,798
You got this. Buckets on three.
One, two, three.

1743
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:43,074
Buckets!

1744
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:44,912
Preach, Preach, Preach.

1745
01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:48,437
In case something happens,
we got no more timeouts, okay?

1746
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:49,709
You sure?

1747
01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:54,191
I could have swore we had one more.

1748
01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:57,354
This is it.
This is for the money in the bank.

1749
01:29:57,440 --> 01:29:58,998
This is for all the marbles.

1750
01:29:59,120 --> 01:30:00,348
Come on, come on, Dax.

1751
01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:03,398
Buckets, down by two, a three can win.

1752
01:30:03,480 --> 01:30:05,914
Eight seconds left in the ball game.

1753
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:08,560
This is Uncle with it.
Uncle, looking at it.

1754
01:30:09,440 --> 01:30:11,396
Uncle over to Hobbit.

1755
01:30:40,880 --> 01:30:43,838
Yes, we won the Rucker, baby!
We won the Rucker.

1756
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:45,592
That's what I'm talkin' about, baby!

1757
01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:47,557
We did this, man! We did that!

1758
01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:48,789
You the man!

1759
01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:51,670
Mookie! Hey, Mookie!

1760
01:30:55,440 --> 01:30:57,396
-Good game, man.
-Good game, bro.

1761
01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:02,317
I see what you're doing now.
Playing mind games with me.

1762
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:06,712
Okay. I'll see you next year, bruh.
The cycle continues.

1763
01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:10,512
Fellas, we did that, y'all.

1764
01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:13,160
-Pick him up!
-Pick me up? Hey! No, no, no.

1765
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:15,435
-He's way too heavy, boy.
-His head too big.

1766
01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:17,351
Head weigh about a hundred pounds.

1767
01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:20,874
I'll be back, y'all.

1768
01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:24,195
Hey.

1769
01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:25,475
Hey.

1770
01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:33,794
This is nice.

1771
01:31:47,320 --> 01:31:48,912
-I'II be back.
-Okay.

1772
01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:51,309
There ya go.

1773
01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:53,590
That's what I'm talking about,
young fella.

1774
01:31:56,520 --> 01:31:58,670
The hero, Dax.

1775
01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:01,189
Man...

1776
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:04,273
I'm damn proud of you.

1777
01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:07,719
You took that last shot.

1778
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:12,120
You miss 100 percent
of the shots you don't take.

1779
01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:15,153
Game ball goes to you.

1780
01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:20,553
Your team. Your roster.

1781
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:28,189
Nah. My family.

1782
01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:45,911
Big Fella, man,
I'm really happy that you're okay, man.

1783
01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:52,988
And if anything...

1784
01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:56,919
We were all really...

1785
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:03,638
Okay, look, I paid the bill.

1786
01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:04,950
Thanks.

1787
01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:08,392
I had to pay the bill. You know why?
That's what you do for family.

1788
01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:10,069
You still talking?

1789
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,232
Hey, check it out, we're on SportsCenter.

1790
01:33:12,320 --> 01:33:14,675
...it went viral.
Everyone was clowning him, including us.

1791
01:33:14,760 --> 01:33:18,435
Well, you're number one tonight
in the right top ten for this right here.

1792
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:24,550
Dax Winslow, all three of these,
and the Harlem Buckets win the Rucker 50.

1793
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:27,388
I'm still baffled
by a lot of this guy's story.

1794
01:33:27,480 --> 01:33:31,439
I don 't understand a lot, frankly,
but I know this much.

1795
01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:33,831
He went from a punchline to a hero,

1796
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:37,111
getting carried off
on his teammates' shoulders in Rucker.

1797
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:38,428
Way to go, Dax.

1798
01:33:45,280 --> 01:33:47,032
Yo, yo, yo,
here '3 the coach of the year.

1799
01:33:47,120 --> 01:33:48,394
Dax is here, baby.

1800
01:33:48,480 --> 01:33:49,629
I be the Rucker champ.

1801
01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:51,676
Just leave a message, you know,
when I give you the chance.

1802
01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:54,638
Hey, Dax, it's me, Jess.

1803
01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:56,153
When you get a chance,
give me a call back.

1804
01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:58,795
Hey, Dax, it's me again.

1805
01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:01,270
Your phone must be dead,
'cause it went right to voicemail.

1806
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:03,351
Do you remember when I made
that investment in them shoes?

1807
01:34:03,440 --> 01:34:05,396
You remember that? Do you remember that?

1808
01:34:05,480 --> 01:34:07,471
Do you remember that?
Do you remember that?

1809
01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:08,675
Do you remember that?

1810
01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:11,911
I wanted to let you know that I went ahead
and kicked Mook to the curb.

1811
01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:15,794
I noticed the phone
went straight to voicemail again.

1812
01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:17,235
Do you remember that?

1813
01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:20,471
Hey. Dax, do you remember that?

1814
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:22,915
I am affiliated with several gangsters.

1815
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,753
I will find out where you at.
We gonna come over to your house.

1816
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:29,389
I let you stay in my house rent-free
for all that time.

1817
01:34:29,680 --> 01:34:31,079
I hate you, Dax.

1818
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:33,152
But I love you so much.

1819
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:35,310
I don't know why
you're doing me like this.

1820
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:38,598
You know what? ...you, Dax!

1821
01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:42,952
Gotta make sure
I get the behind-the-scene,

1822
01:34:43,040 --> 01:34:44,268
behind the scene.

1823
01:34:47,480 --> 01:34:49,630
-Yeah.
-I appreciate you following me to makeup.

1824
01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:51,438
But now you gots to go.

1825
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:00,355
Wow!

1826
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:11,669
Kyrie's under here somewhere.

1827
01:35:16,480 --> 01:35:17,356
No.

1828
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:22,633
Hey, girl. Lights just called me.

1829
01:35:22,720 --> 01:35:25,473
Preacher, you put your Bible
in the club and can't find it?

1830
01:35:28,880 --> 01:35:31,599
Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold on.

1831
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:32,874
I can't play in that tourney

1832
01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:34,916
and let that little white boy
block my shot again.

1833
01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:37,076
Give me a pudding
even though it's gonna give me diarrhea.

1834
01:35:37,160 --> 01:35:38,070
I don't mean to grab your face.

1835
01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:39,115
I'm sorry.

1836
01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:41,994
Hold up, hold up.
Run it back, run it back.

1837
01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:45,436
Don't you wanna go with a coach
who straight up looks like Urkel

1838
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:47,431
got put in a trash compactor?

1839
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:49,438
Isn't that what you want?

1840
01:35:50,360 --> 01:35:53,079
Wait a minute.
Run that back. Just run it back.

1841
01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:55,674
Don't you wanna be coached
by a dude who looks like an M&M?

1842
01:35:57,360 --> 01:36:00,875
Double or nothin' this time.
Double or nothin', double or nothin'.

1843
01:36:01,640 --> 01:36:03,631
Man, you don't blow no whistle in my gym.

1844
01:36:09,280 --> 01:36:10,952
That's... Okay... Stop!

1845
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:13,429
Or little hobbit here could take his spot.

1846
01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:15,238
Who you callin' a hobbit, Uncle Ben?

1847
01:36:15,320 --> 01:36:16,435
Uncle Ben?

1848
01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:18,272
You heard what I said.
Get me some rice.

1849
01:36:18,600 --> 01:36:19,953
No, no, no...

1850
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:24,232
Youngblood, I can't take
this rappity-hippity-hop nonsense.

1851
01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:26,436
You say "hippity-hoppity."
That's something rabbits would make.

1852
01:36:26,520 --> 01:36:29,557
If rabbits made music,
it would be called hippity-hoppity.

1853
01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:31,950
You know how old this van is?
Older than you.

1854
01:36:32,040 --> 01:36:33,314
I assume it is, brother.

1855
01:36:33,400 --> 01:36:34,913
Lots gone down in here.

1856
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:37,717
Somethin' went down here,
stained that seat.

1857
01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:39,628
Feel good about that.

1858
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:44,276
Got a microwave in here,
you got carpet everywhere.

1859
01:36:44,960 --> 01:36:47,428
Ain't no tellin' what old women
you'd have back there.

1860
01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:48,914
Probably had your momma back there.

1861
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:49,989
You ever say...

1862
01:36:50,440 --> 01:36:53,318
I'm an orphan, for your information.
So I don't know who my momma is.

1863
01:36:55,440 --> 01:36:56,953
This is what we call a ditty now.

1864
01:36:58,440 --> 01:37:02,115
My lady... That ditty just crazy.

1865
01:37:03,280 --> 01:37:04,918
I got it. This is the real version.

1866
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:07,195
We not goin' be
disrespecting a classic like that.

1867
01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:08,998
-That came out before you was...
-You have to drive.

1868
01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:10,354
Oh, I forgot.

1869
01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:17,237
Get out of here. Go!

1870
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:20,229
Of course it is.
I've come a long way since Kazaam.

1871
01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:22,913
That is sick!

1872
01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:37,399
I found him in a grocery store
putting cans on the top shelves.

1873
01:37:37,480 --> 01:37:38,833
That's all he's good for.

1874
01:37:40,480 --> 01:37:41,833
I'm sorry.

1875
01:37:45,680 --> 01:37:47,830
You are my Beyonce, okay?

1876
01:37:47,920 --> 01:37:51,276
Not Dantay, not White Dantay, not Jeff,

1877
01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:54,397
and not the dude who look like
he sang with New Edition.

1878
01:37:54,480 --> 01:37:55,993
I'm so sorry.

1879
01:38:10,360 --> 01:38:12,635
Rapid fire. I gotta go rapid fire.

1880
01:38:36,240 --> 01:38:38,151
Here we go. Watch this right here.

1881
01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:39,595
I said come on!

1882
01:38:42,800 --> 01:38:43,835
What is this, man?

1883
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:46,514
That look like a dead inch worm.

1884
01:38:48,720 --> 01:38:50,039
Who you trying to be? Morgan Freeman?

1885
01:38:53,440 --> 01:38:55,749
You played a heck of a game today, sir.

1886
01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:57,068
Appreciate you saying that, Coach.

1887
01:38:57,200 --> 01:38:59,760
You ever think about re-taking those SATs?

1888
01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:02,593
You have four years left
of eligibility, right?

1889
01:39:02,680 --> 01:39:04,432
I'm more of a Blue Devil man myself,
Coach.

1890
01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:07,989
Come on, Dax!

1891
01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:12,436
Too late, Drew. Too late.

1892
01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:14,636
Your old-ass legs broke up on you, Drew.