Hyperius V's cool and amazing fanfiction

It was lunch time. A group of orange-tanned alpha chads were doing their 6th rep of

bicep curls with their 100lb dumbbells while simultaneously bullying a nerd on the

ground, cracked glasses and a pile of books lying about next to him. The frail-

looking nerd cried and said that he would tell the principal about this, but they all

laughed and kicked him while talking about their daily orgies with supermodels. The

nerd looked around, desperately pleading for help, but people either averted their

gazes or walked by without ever daring to turn their head. He thought he was done

for, doomed to forever be under the soles of the blonde-dyed alpha chads towering

above him, until he caught a glimpse of a figure from behind their massive calve

muscles. "Hey," as he spoke directly to the alpha chads. They looked over their

ripped shoulders and turned to face directly at the figure. He looked like any other

average person, nothing stood out about him. One alpha chad walked over and

looked downwards with an intimidating stare at this rather plain-looking person.

"What you want, cuck?" He spoke in his deep, manly voice. The plain looking

person responded, unflinched from sight of the oversized man front of him. "The

name's PoiBoi, and I'm asking you to leave that kid alone, or else." The other alpha

chads all stopped their reps and looked downwards towards this stranger, more

dumbfounded than usual at this person's sudden demands. The chad in front

instead laughed and spoke in a demeaning tone to PoiBoi. "Oh yeah? What you

gonna do to make us, liberal?" He laughed again while instinctively flexing his

bulging muscles. People were starting to gather around them, watching with varying

parts fear, curiousity, and a slight hope for the brave underdog at the center of it all.

PoiBoi simply stared directly at the chad before him. "Don't you know who I am?"

The alpha chads gave him a puzzled look. They had never seen him before, not that

they remembered anything besides their workout routines and the hot supermodels

they banged last night. "Uh, no," the lead chad responded. The crowd had gone

silent as the realization began to settle in. The nerd, still on the ground had realized

long before anyone else had, and lied there in equals parts fear and astonishment.

"He's...he's...!" PoiBoi smirked. "Yeah, I'm a gamer." The crowd was astonished.

Boys looked in amazement, all the girls soaked their panties. The alpha chads had

suddenly gone from dumbfounded to being struck full of fear at the gamer in front of

them. "We're, so so sorry we didn't know you were a gamer we're sorry," the lead

chad cried, another chad pissed his pants, while another had shit and cum and died

instantly on the spot. The nerd thanked PoiBoi for saving him. "Heh, it was nothing

personnel, kid," Poiboi said in return. The crowd around him cheered, boys asked

for his autograph, girls asked if he wanted to have hot, unprotected sex with them,

obama was there