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How can I add just a tiny bit of dynamism to a single HTML page, with minimal dependencies and maximum portability?
<%@ Language=C# %>
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
   <title> MY TITLE </title>
   <meta> </meta>
   <script runat="server" language="C#">
   void Page_Load(Object sender, EventArgs e)
   {
      // Get your dynamic settings here
      literalAcceptHeaders.Text = Request.Headers["Accept-Language"];
   }
   </script>
   <body>
      <form id="Form1" runat="server">
         <!-- page content -->
         <asp:Literal id="literalAcceptHeaders" runat="server" />
      </form>
   </body>
</html>