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Rarity learns... Turtles are cool.

Sep 5th, 2012
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  1. 10:54 PM - Queen Rarity_: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/z6o70/the_view_i_had_of_turtles_has_changed_forever/c61x22z whooa..
  2. 10:54 PM - Queen Rarity_: that turtle..
  3. 10:55 PM - Queen Rarity_: that mouse was like paper..
  4. 10:55 PM - RainbowDash_: oh damn, this gif
  5. 10:55 PM - RainbowDash_: Yeah, its gruesome
  6. 10:55 PM - Queen Rarity_: I had a baby snapping turtle once.. if I knew it would be that ruthless I would have kept it
  7. 10:56 PM - RainbowDash_: XD
  8. 10:56 PM - Queen Rarity_: I can't wrap my mind around this.
  9. 10:56 PM - Queen Rarity_: their legs give them very limited mobility.
  10. 10:56 PM - Queen Rarity_: but enough strength to rip a fucking mouse in HALF?
  11. 10:57 PM - RainbowDash_: I guess so
  12. 10:57 PM - Queen Rarity_: damn nature u scary
  13. 10:57 PM - RainbowDash_: indeed
  14. 11:00 PM - Queen Rarity_: childhood memory suddenly comes to me. My uncle, my dad, and little filly Rarity are driving down the road and see a snapping turtle in a ditch the size of a tire. My uncle and dad decide their gonna catch it for me. My uncle grabs a fallen TREE BRANCH and tries to scare the turtle in it's shell. It bites through the branch. they both got in the car and we drove off.
  15. 11:00 PM - RainbowDash_: woah damn XD
  16. 11:01 PM - RainbowDash_: Yeah, TIL don't fuck with turtles
  17. 11:01 PM - Queen Rarity_: espically ones who think your penis is a worm
  18. 11:01 PM - RainbowDash_: nononono'
  19. 11:02 PM - Queen Rarity_: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_snapping_turtle
  20. 11:02 PM - Queen Rarity_: ....
  21. 11:02 PM - Queen Rarity_: I want it.
  22. 11:03 PM - RainbowDash_: HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING
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