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- Finally, Lancelot comes across a knight beating his wife. And Lancelot, rightly pissed, yanks the dude back and says “You wanna beat someone, beat me!”
- But the wife beater is like “But…you’re Sir Lancelot! That’s not fair!”
- And Lancelot nods and goes “Yeah. So let me strip down to my underclothes and tie one arm behind my back.” The knight accepts this. It doesn’t help as Lancelot beats him into the dirt so badly, even his wife starts feeling uncomfortable. Then Lancelot rides back with this dude to Camelot to be judged. Arthur hears all these adventures and is like “Lance! My man!” And Guinevere looks star struck.
- Arthurian Myths Retold pg 164
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