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Martini 10

Aug 8th, 2012
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  1. >you are martini - and you’re such a happy fluffy!
  2. >you have the best life EVER! you get your own cage and your own bed and you get nummies every day!
  3. >the best part is you get to give special hugs to pretty foals!
  4. >you just wish you could see the babies when they were born. BIG MAN takes them away and that makes you sad
  5. >yesterday a new fluffy was put into your cage! now you have someone to play with and cuddle with!
  6. >his name is xavier and he’s a pretty purple unicorn with a white and purple mane and tail
  7. >you shared your little bed last night and gave each other huggies. you felt so warm and happy!
  8. >not much happened today. BIG MAN cleaned the cages and gave all the fluffies nummies
  9. >it will be time for the foals to Go Away. that makes their mommies sad and you get sad, too
  10. >BIG MAN sits at The Table looking at his newspaper.
  11. >the newspaper scares you a little because bad fluffies get whacked with it.
  12. >you know blueberry is going to have babies soon. you hope you’ll get to see them!
  13. >you’re so happy you have a new friend to give huggies to!
  14. >you and xavier are playing with your ball. you love your big red ball.
  15. >xavier is giving you hugs! you love hugs.
  16. >xavier starts nuzzling the fluff around your neck. it feels good!
  17. >then he starts nuzzling the fluff around your poopie place
  18. >you aren’t sure you like that. you do that with mares you really like
  19. >”mawtini new fwen gonn make mawtini feewl guuuud.”
  20. >”whaw zaver mean?”
  21. >”zaver wike mawtini a WOT.”
  22. >before you can react xavier is on top of you and he’s putting his happy thing in your poopie place
  23. >you don’t like that
  24. >”nooooo zaver pwease no huwt poopie pwace!”
  25. >BIG MAN looks up from his newspaper
  26. >”What the fuck.”
  27. >”zaver pwease no mowe special huggies! pwease stop!”
  28. >”Xavier, what the hell are you doing?”
  29. >”zaver no mowe huwt mawtini poopie pwace! stop stop!”
  30. >BIG MAN opens your cage and grabs xavier by the fluff of his neck. he smacks him across the face
  31. >”why huwt zaver? onwy wann give special huggies to mawtini.”
  32. >”You little shithead! You do that with mares ONLY! Don’t you ever do that to Martini again!”
  33. >BIG MAN backhands xavier one more time. the hurty water is coming out of his nose. xavier is crying
  34. >BIG MAN removes a bunch of blankies and boxes from snowdances old cage and puts xavier in it
  35. >”zaver no have beddie or bwankie or nummies!”
  36. >”Shut the fuck up, Xavier! You say one more word and you don’t get anything until tomorrow!”
  37. >xavier plops down on the floor and sulks.
  38. >BIG MAN picks you up.
  39. >”You okay, Martini? Did he hurt you?”
  40. >”mawtini bottom feel sowr.”
  41. >BIG MAN wipes down your poopie place with a warm wet towel. you start to feel better.
  42. >BIG MAN strokes your head and gets you a cookie! you love cookies.
  43. >”thankew fo nummie tweat!”
  44. >”You’re a good boy, Martini.”
  45. >BIG MAN puts you on The Table and strokes your fluff while he reads. you slowly eat your cookie
  46. >you usually don’t like The Table but right now you don’t mind it
  47. >you’re a good boy.
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