trashtalk

local Kill_String = {

[1] = "The only thing lower than your k/d ratio is your I.Q.",
[2] = "Your aim is so poor that people held a fundraiser for it",
[3] = "The only thing more unreliable than you is the condom your dad used.",
[4] = "Calling you a retard is a compliment in comparison to how stupid you actually are.",
[5] = "I didnt know dying was a special ability.",
[6] = "How many tries did it take for you to click the install button?",
[7] = "If I jumped from your ego to your intelligence, Id die of starvation half-way down.",
[8] = "When I die I want you to to lower me in my grave so you can let me down one more time.",
[9] = "I would kill myself to get away from you, but you would probably follow me.",
[10] = "Studies show that aiming gives you better chances of hitting your target.",
[11] = "You should let your chair play, at least it knows how to support.",
[12] = "There are about 37 trillion cells working together in your body right now, and you are disappointing every single one of them.",
[13] = "Id call you a tool, but that would imply you were useful in at least one way.",
[14] = "Youre the human equivalent of a participation award.",
[15] = "Id love to see things from your perspective, but I dont think I could shove my head that far up my ass.",
[16] = "Im not trash talking, Im talking to trash",
[17] = "Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you.",
[18] = "Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful.",
[19] = "Youre the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match",
[20] = "Im not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.",
[21] = "Youre an inspiration for birth control.",
[22] = "Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth",
[23] = "You should turn the game off. Just walk outside and find the nearest tree, then apologise to it for wasting so much oxygen.",
[24] = "Id tell you to shoot yourself, but I bet youd miss",
[25] = "Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition",
[26] = "Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall",
[27] = "To which foundation do I need to donate to help you?",
[28] = "Im sure your bodypillow is very proud of you.",
[29] = "Calling you a retard is a compliment in comparison to how stupid you actually are.",
[30] = "Two wrongs dont make a right, take your parents as an example.",
[31] = "I bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket",
[32] = "Maybe God made you a bit too special.",
[33] = "I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.",
[34] = "If it wasnt for gravity you couldnt even hit the fucking ground",
[35] = "It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence.",
[36] = "You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die.",
[37] = "You have some big balls on you. Too bad they belong to the guy fucking you from behind.",
[38] = "If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you.",
[39] = "Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you",
[40] = "Your aim is proof that excessive masturbation causes blindness",
[41] = "You could shoot at the ground and still miss",
[42] = "Im jealous of people that dont know you.",
[43] = "Im surprised that you were able hit the Install button",
[44] = "Some people get paid to suck, you do it for free.",
[45] = "I would ask you how old you are but I know you cant count that high.",
[46] = "Friendly fire was invented because of you",
[47] = "Im okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. Im used to carrying trash.",
[48] = "Your as dense as a brick, but honestly a less useful one.",
[49] = "Id call you cancer, but at least cancer gets kills.",
[50] = "You said you were gonna go have sex, so why do you smell like rotten flesh?",
[51] = "Who set the bots to passive?",
[52] = "Youre the reason abortion was legalized",
}
local Death_String = '';

function CHAT_KillSay( Event )

  if ( Event:GetName() == 'player_death' ) then

      local ME = client.GetLocalPlayerIndex();

      local INT_UID = Event:GetInt( 'userid' );
      local INT_ATTACKER = Event:GetInt( 'attacker' );

      local NAME_Victim = client.GetPlayerNameByUserID( INT_UID );
      local INDEX_Victim = client.GetPlayerIndexByUserID( INT_UID );

      local NAME_Attacker = client.GetPlayerNameByUserID( INT_ATTACKER );
      local INDEX_Attacker = client.GetPlayerIndexByUserID( INT_ATTACKER );

      if ( INDEX_Attacker == ME and INDEX_Victim ~= ME ) then

             random = math.random (0, 50)
          client.ChatSay( ' ' .. NAME_Victim .. ' ' .. tostring( Kill_String[random] ) );


      elseif ( INDEX_Victim == ME and INDEX_Attacker ~= ME ) then

          client.ChatSay( ' ' .. tostring( Death_String ));

      end

  end

end

client.AllowListener( 'player_death' );

callbacks.Register( 'FireGameEvent', 'AWKS', CHAT_KillSay );