why

[3/31/2019, 21:05]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	yo offline
	can i ask you a few questions regarding mvm
	plox

[3/31/2019, 21:05]
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	sure

[3/31/2019, 21:05]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	so how many keys do you think you make at the end of a 2c tour
	cuz it costs 2 keys to complete a tour right

[3/31/2019, 21:07]
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	so to calculate this, here's the worst possible outcome

	4 weapons
	20 standard robot parts (5 per tour)
	~5-6 refined killstreak
	worthless specialized killstreak

	this would come out to be about 19 refined, if you do nothing with the specialized killstreak

[3/31/2019, 21:07]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	god that's so sad
	thanks
	so basically i can count on losing 1.5 keys every time i do a tour

[3/31/2019, 21:08]
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	yes

[3/31/2019, 21:08]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	what's the best outcome?

[3/31/2019, 21:08]
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	any australium
	any professional killstreak worth more than 5 keys

[3/31/2019, 21:08]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	ok well don't count the australium
	won't get that

[3/31/2019, 21:08]
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	there's only a handful of specialized killstreaks that might let you break even, like scattergun or rocket launcher
	professional killstreaks are hard to come by, and even so you might get a garbage one
	to fill out the fabricator for a killstreak, it costs about 60-70 refined or ~1.5 +/- keys
	to fill out a professional one*

[3/31/2019, 21:09]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	i see
	what do you think average yeild is?
	1 key?

[3/31/2019, 21:10]
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	i would say i lose more playing mvm than i make
	could be because i'm horrendously unlucky
	i went on a 175 tour dry streak on any australium

[3/31/2019, 21:10]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	what's average drop rate?
	100?

[3/31/2019, 21:11]
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	people say its around 50

[3/31/2019, 21:11]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	ah

[3/31/2019, 21:11]
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	not in my experience

[3/31/2019, 21:11]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	i can see lol
	aren't early drops really common?
	like your first was 8th tour right

[3/31/2019, 21:11]
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	ive heard that before yes, and yeah my first was tour 8
	but i dont suggest playing mvm only to make money

[3/31/2019, 21:11]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	ok i'm just gonna play mvm to practice before the april 1rst joke run
	i kinda just want the potato badge
	and i'm just gonna commit for 1 aussie and never play mvm again
	how long does a tour take btw?

[3/31/2019, 21:13]
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	if you're with a decent team, i would say 3-4 hours

[3/31/2019, 21:13]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	what the fuck
	that's so long wtf

[3/31/2019, 21:13]
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	don't play mvm if you're only aiming for one thing
	i play mvm because i enjoy it
	you sound like you only want to play mvm for the other shit

[3/31/2019, 21:13]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	that's what i thought

[3/31/2019, 21:13]
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	why do something you don't enjoy

[3/31/2019, 21:13]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	well i've never played mvm legit so idk
	so like each tour out of the 4
	takes like an hour

[3/31/2019, 21:14]
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	games are normally 30-50 minutes
	speedruns of each mission are about 20-27 minutes for each tour, so theoretically you can do a full tour in about 2 hours
	but realistically, you get what i'm saying

[3/31/2019, 21:16]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	ye ty
	and heavy is probably the easiest for a beginner to play right

[3/31/2019, 21:17]
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	yes

[3/31/2019, 23:29]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	ty
	do you have any idea on how the april fool's event will work?

[3/31/2019, 23:41]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	oh wait the event is free xdd

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

[Wednesday 13:31]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	have you ever encountered a big pile of dicks before

[Wednesday 13:32]
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	everytime i open my closet

[Wednesday 13:35]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	wait no i meant like the mvm player

[Wednesday 13:35]
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	no

[Wednesday 13:35]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	How about Johnny Utah
	They’re like infamous mvm players

[Wednesday 13:35]
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	johnny utah yes

[Wednesday 13:36]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	lol was he nice

[Wednesday 13:36]
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	he didnt talk

[Wednesday 13:38]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	If I get kicked from mvm for being a 0 tour do i get my ticket back

[Wednesday 13:38]
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	yes
	your ticket only gets used if you complete the mission
	if you leave for any reason before the mission finishes then you keep your ticket

[Wednesday 14:51]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	aight ty

Sunday, April 7, 2019

[00:50]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	bro
	i just got an aussie
	first tour
	i love you

[00:57]
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	What the fuuuck lmao
	what aus was it?

[00:57]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	an ambassador
	so it's not like super good
	but still

[01:05]
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	so are you ever playing mvm again?

[01:05]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	no
	never

[01:16]
why the frick my pp hard B>QS:
	i am sorry for you tho but this is the first time i've ever been lucky