Hanayui no Shou 10-2EB

The great noodle conflict - 2

[Udon shop]

Anz: Ramen... is delicious, but I'm worried about the calories...

Sek: Huh? Calories? It's the same kind of carbs as udon, what's the difference?

Tak: An-chan, you're worried about your calories?

Anz: Of course I am!

Sek: Oh I see. So you're calling me fat?

Anz: No no no! Nothing of the sort!

Sek: Well then, that means you can eat ramen and not get fat.

Anz: Y-Yeah... But... the fat...

Tam: Anzu, you're worrying for nothing. There's nothing wrong about getting some meat on your bones.

Anz: Yes there is! I want to slim down!

Tak: We're fighting so much, there's just no way we could get fat. None of the Heroes are even chubby.

Anz: That might be so, but...

Uta: Heh heh heh... I gotcha!

Sek: And here I was wondering why you were quiet. What?

Uta: Anzu-san, did you know there's a perfect food for people like you?

Anz: What is it?

Uta: Soba, of course!

Sek: Aah...

Uta: Soba is healthy! More than udon! And naturally, more than ramen!

Uta: It doesn't just prevent weight gain, it's also good for your skin!

Anz: Eh!? Really!?

Uta: Just one portion of soba can help with dry of the skin, freckles and pigmentation spots!

Anz: Eeeh!?

Uta: And it's full of fiber, so your daily stool will be in perfect condition!

Anz: Even the stool!

Tam: I don't think you should be talking about that at a place where people eat.

Uta: So, has this convinced you!? A slim and healthy body is waiting for you if you come to the soba faction!

Sek: Now you're sounding like an infomercial.

Anz: Uuh... It's tasty and... slim body...

Tam: D-Don't lose, Anzu! Hey! One portion of tsukimi udon here!