Super Mega Ultra

Are you tired of your boring energy-less life?

Are you tired of living your life as a ultra weakling?

Do you want to get mega muscles ultra quick?

Then you need...
SUPER MEGA ULTRA!!!

A super energy drink that will give you mega muscles ultra quick!

These three energy-less dorks spend their days moping around, wishing they had ultra energy!

--Cut to live action--
Tony: Boy, I wish I had some energy.
Garrett: I am so weak and tired I can't even get up.
Nick: We are just wasting away...

*R.J. breaks in with SUPER MEGA ULTRA*

*R.J. makes manly noises.*
R.J; You guys look like you need some ENERGY!
Garrett: That just looks terrible.
Nick: No energy drink will help us.
R.J.: WELL THIS ISN'T YOUR DAD'S ENERGY DRINK!

*More manly sounds*
R.J.: It's SUPER MEGA ULTRA!

SUPER MEGA ULTRA will kick you into gear with it's OVERABUNDANCE OF ENERGY!

Do you want to have the urge to break things FOR NO REASON?

Garrett: I guess...

Do you want to scare people away with your MANLY VOICE?

Nick: ...Sure....

Then SUPER *roars* MEGA ULTRA is for YOUUUU!!!

*The group tries it*

Nick: I want to destroy EVERYTHING!

Garrett: Watch me bench press my car!

Tony: I feel like I'm on fire!

Nick: But what about the rest of our food...

Is your food BORING?

R.J.: These chips are boring...

Then you need SUPER MEGA ULTRA! THE DIP!

Garrett: It looks the same, what's the difference?

THERE IS NONE!

Garrett: Oh.

Also try our FREEZE POPS!!, now in TWO FLAVORS!

Tony: Disgusting and Terrible?

LEMON AND CHERRY!

R.J.: They look the same!

SHUT UP!

*Everyone tries stuff*

SUPER MEGA ULTRA IN STORES EVERYWHERE

HUZZAH! *roars*