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- Odin: AGH! MY ACHING STOMACH!
- Dwyer: Uh, Dad? Are you feeling alright?
- Odin: Oh, Dwyer! Just the person I wanted to see!
- Odin: I've been afflicted with a foul stomachache, brought on by an increase in my dark power!
- Dwyer: Do you need some medicine? Some tea to settle it, maybe?
- Odin: Unfortunately not, son! This curse can only be cured with one thing, and one thing alone!
- Dwyer: And...that would be what, exactly?
- Odin: A special dish, made from rare ingredients not native to this land.
- Odin: 'Twould truly be a culinary miracle to achieve in here!
- Dwyer: Oh, it's just some kind of meal?
- Dwyer: That's easy enough. Just tell me what we need to get and I can whip it up for you.
- Odin: Nay, Dwyer! As I said, the ingredients are the problem, not the technique.
- Odin: Though, I suppose I can ask around for some substitutions, if you're interested.
- Dwyer: You're sure it'll help you with your, uh...problem?
- Odin: I am!
- Dwyer: Does Father know how to make it?
- Odin: No?
- Dwyer: Then I'll do it.
- Dwyer: ...Right after my nap.
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- Odin: The sun rises high in the sky, Dwyer! Today marks the first day our culinary journey as Chosen Ones!
- Dwyer: This early?
- Odin: The sooner we can relieve the spill of darkness over my soul, the better!
- Dwyer: Alright, alright...
- Dwyer: So, what are we doing, exactly?
- Odin: I've found a cliffside where grows the mushroom of legend for our elixir!
- Odin: Then, after that, we'll need to hunt the meat of the fabled Snow-Pelted Bear!
- Odin: And THEN-
- Dwyer: Dad, this just sounds like a regular dinner.
- Odin: It may first appear that way, but I assure you this is the recipe for my tonic.
- Dwyer: ...If you say so.
- Dwyer: Hey, does the rest of this recipe include carrot, potato, and a healthy amount of rosemary?
- Odin: Hm?!
- Odin: Dwyer, have you become a mind-reader in our time apart?!
- Dwyer: (Those are just normal stew ingredients...)
- Dwyer: (Well, maybe not the bear.)
- Dwyer: Those ingredients aren't going to collect themselves, Dad.
- Odin: Right you are, Dwyer! Let us set off!
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- Dwyer: Dad? Are you feeling any better after that stew- I mean, tonic?
- Odin: ...
- Dwyer: Dad? Are you OK?
- Odin: ...I'm fine, Dwyer. You're a good cook, you know that?
- Dwyer: Whoa, you're not shouting like you usually are. I think that meal might have toned you down a little too much...
- Odin: I'm sorry, Dwyer. I told you that stew was an elixir, but really it was...
- Odin: Well, it was something my mother used to make me.
- Dwyer: Oh. That was one of Grandmother's recipes?
- Odin: You could say that.
- Odin: Recently, I've been...homesick. I thought that having an old favorite meal of mine would help, but...
- Odin: *sniffle*
- Dwyer: Whoa, Dad!
- Odin: I'm OK. Didn't mean to lose my cool there!
- Dwyer: Grandmother must be a pretty amazing cook to make a Chosen One like you cry.
- Odin: She was.
- Odin: But you know, Dwyer? I think you're her equal.
- Odin: If you keep getting better, you may just surpass her!
- Dwyer: You really mean that?
- Odin: Of course I do.
- Odin: You're my son, and a Chosen One! There isn't anything you can't do.
- Dwyer: Will I get to meet her someday?
- Dwyer: I'd like to compare recipes with her.
- Odin: ......
- Odin: ...Of course. Of course you'll get to meet her. Some day.
- Odin: I'm sure she would adore you.
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