Authentic Weather with No bad language

phrase={
{
    ["highlight"]="love is",
    ["title"]="Love is#CRLF#in the air.",
    ["subline"]="Take off your shirt and get wet.",
    ["min"]=25,
    ["condition"]="clear",
    ["color"]="FF0060"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="raining",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#raining.",
    ["subline"]="You can look outside to get more information.",
    ["condition"]="rain",
    ["color"]="007EFF"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="cloudy",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#cloudy.",
    ["subline"]="You can look outside to get more information.",
    ["condition"]="cloudy",
    ["color"]="007EFF"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="fridge.",
    ["title"]="Freezing#CRLF#cold like#CRLF#a fridge.",
    ["subline"]="You can look outside to get more information.",
    ["max"]=4,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="nice",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#nice.",
    ["subline"]="Take off your shirt but keep on your panties.",
    ["min"]=20,
    ["max"]=30,
    ["color"]="FF0060"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="snow",
    ["title"]="Holy#CRLF#snow.",
    ["subline"]="Still not ready for building that snow castle.",
    ["condition"]="snow",
    ["color"]="007EFF"
},
{
    ["color"]="007EFF",
    ["condition"]="clear",
    ["min"]=5,
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#alright#CRLF#today.",
    ["subline"]="Not amazeballs but also not bad.",
    ["highlight"]="alright",
    ["max"]=15
},
{
    ["highlight"]="freezing",
    ["title"]="Are you#CRLF#freezing#CRLF#serious?",
    ["subline"]="You can't look outside because of snow.",
    ["max"]=3,
    ["condition"]="snow",
    ["color"]="007EFF"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="oven.",
    ["title"]="It's like#CRLF#a oven.",
    ["subline"]="Just get naked, now - And get some ice cream.",
    ["min"]=30,
    ["color"]="FFC600"
},
{
    ["color"]="9F9F9F",
    ["condition"]="cloudy",
    ["min"]=5,
    ["title"]="It's just#CRLF#grey.",
    ["subline"]="Just clouds & no love, but computer games.",
    ["highlight"]="grey.",
    ["max"]=16
},
{
    ["highlight"]="snow",
    ["title"]="Can't see#CRLF#because#CRLF#snow.",
    ["subline"]="Try looking outside for more information, try it...",
    ["condition"]="snow",
    ["color"]="FFFFFF"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="snow",
    ["title"]="Can't see#CRLF#because#CRLF#snow.",
    ["subline"]="Try looking outside for more information, try it...",
    ["condition"]="sleet",
    ["color"]="FFFFFF"
},
{
    ["color"]="FF0060",
    ["condition"]="clear",
    ["min"]=20,
    ["title"]="Amaze#CRLF#Balls.",
    ["subline"]="So nice outside, holy schmoly.",
    ["highlight"]="Amaze",
    ["max"]=35
},
{
    ["highlight"]="melting",
    ["title"]="I'm#CRLF#melting.",
    ["subline"]="Take off your shirt and get wet.",
    ["min"]=23,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="hot",
    ["title"]="It's so#CRLF#hot.",
    ["subline"]="I wouldn't go outside for more information.",
    ["min"]=25,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="car wash",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#car wash#CRLF#time.",
    ["subline"]="Exactly! It's going to be hot as hell.",
    ["min"]=24,
    ["color"]="FF0F66"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="naked",
    ["title"]="Let's get#CRLF#naked.",
    ["subline"]="You heard it, it's going to be hot!",
    ["min"]=24,
    ["color"]="FF0F66"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="warming",
    ["title"]="Global#CRLF#warming.",
    ["subline"]="Yeah, let's blame Global Warming.",
    ["min"]=30,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="tropical",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#tropical.",
    ["subline"]="Ice Cream is my final answer.",
    ["min"]=35,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="damn",
    ["title"]="It's too#CRLF#damn#CRLF#hot.",
    ["subline"]="Ice Cream is my final answer.",
    ["min"]=33,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="you are",
    ["title"]="I think#CRLF#you are#CRLF#hot.",
    ["subline"]="Just kidding, but the weather is.",
    ["min"]=25,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="hot.",
    ["title"]="Drop it#CRLF#like it's#CRLF#hot.",
    ["subline"]="*Don't drop your iPhone though, seriously.",
    ["min"]=35,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="BBQ",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#BBQ#CRLF#time.",
    ["subline"]="Vegetarians and Meat fans unite! BBQ is for all of us.",
    ["min"]=24,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="umbrella.",
    ["title"]="Get your#CRLF#umbrella.",
    ["subline"]="Loads of rain is awaiting you.",
    ["condition"]="rain",
    ["color"]="007EFF"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="shades",
    ["title"]="Fifty#CRLF#shades#CRLF#of grey.",
    ["subline"]="Grey clouds everywhere.",
    ["condition"]="cloudy",
    ["color"]="9F9F9F"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="Thunder",
    ["title"]="Thunder#CRLF#storm.",
    ["subline"]="It's time to sing the Screw you Thunder song.",
    ["condition"]="wind",
    ["color"]="9F9F9F"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="Cloudy",
    ["title"]="Cloudy#CRLF#with a#CRLF#chance#CRLF#of....",
    ["subline"]="You thought I would say meatballs right? Stupid.",
    ["condition"]="cloudy",
    ["color"]="007EFF"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="dark",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#getting#CRLF#dark.",
    ["subline"]="The storm is coming - May the Force be with you.",
    ["condition"]="wind",
    ["color"]="9F9F9F"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="stoopid.",
    ["title"]="So hot#CRLF#makin'#CRLF#me#CRLF#stoopid.",
    ["subline"]="I heard that Ryan Gosling said this.",
    ["min"]=34,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="stupid",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#stupid#CRLF#hot.",
    ["subline"]="Even Siri has no answer for you today.",
    ["min"]=25,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="whiskey",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#whiskey#CRLF#time.",
    ["subline"]="This will warm you up. It's freezing!",
    ["max"]=5,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="skiing",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#skiing#CRLF#time.",
    ["subline"]="Snow every where, yay!",
    ["condition"]="snow",
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="monkey",
    ["title"]="Cold ass#CRLF#monkey#CRLF#pants.",
    ["subline"]="Yeah, exactly.",
    ["max"]=5,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="cold",
    ["title"]="Hey girl#CRLF#are you#CRLF#cold?",
    ["subline"]="That's because it's freezing outside. Go & look.",
    ["max"]=5,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="Hello?",
    ["title"]="Hello?#CRLF#Yes, this#CRLF#is snow-#CRLF#man.",
    ["subline"]="It's time to build me. Look outside fancy pants.",
    ["condition"]="snow",
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="Frozen",
    ["title"]="Frozen#CRLF#weather.",
    ["subline"]="It's freezing right now, look outside.",
    ["max"]=5,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="zero",
    ["title"]="Negative#CRLF#zero.",
    ["subline"]="It's freezing right now, look outside!",
    ["max"]=0,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="zero",
    ["title"]="Below#CRLF#zero.",
    ["subline"]="It's freezing right now, look outside!",
    ["max"]=-1,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="ice",
    ["title"]="Cold as#CRLF#ice.",
    ["subline"]="You heard it, unpack your space heater!",
    ["max"]=4,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="chilly",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#getting#CRLF#chilly.",
    ["subline"]="You heard it, unpack your space heater!",
    ["min"]=5,
    ["max"]=10,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="Frozen",
    ["title"]="Frozen#CRLF#fingers.",
    ["subline"]="Can't feel my fingers any more.",
    ["max"]=0,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="Frost",
    ["title"]="Frost#CRLF#bite.",
    ["subline"]="Can't feel my fingers any more.",
    ["max"]=0,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="penguin",
    ["title"]="As cold#CRLF#as a#CRLF#penguin.",
    ["subline"]="I have to admit, that sounds kinda cute.",
    ["max"]=0,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="pole",
    ["title"]="North#CRLF#pole.",
    ["subline"]="Nothing against the north pole, but seriously!",
    ["max"]=0,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="your stuff.",
    ["title"]="Icebergs#CRLF#all over#CRLF#your stuff.",
    ["subline"]="Time to get cozy and watch Titanic again!",
    ["max"]=5,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="Ice age.",
    ["title"]="Ice age.",
    ["subline"]="The movie was great, the weather is not.",
    ["max"]=0,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="arctic",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#arctic.",
    ["subline"]="Can't feel my fingers any more.",
    ["max"]=0,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="Glacial",
    ["title"]="Glacial#CRLF#ice.",
    ["subline"]="Can't feel my fingers any more.",
    ["max"]=0,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="Numb",
    ["title"]="Numb#CRLF#fingers.",
    ["subline"]="Can't feel my fingers any more.",
    ["max"]=3,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="thermic",
    ["title"]="Hypo#CRLF#thermic.",
    ["subline"]="A friend of mine called Tim said that. Smartypants.",
    ["max"]=-3,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="nipples",
    ["title"]="Am I#CRLF#allowed#CRLF#to say#CRLF#nipples?",
    ["subline"]="Because it's freezing! You get the point.",
    ["max"]=5,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="Brezzy",
    ["title"]="Brezzy#CRLF#breezy.",
    ["subline"]="It's getting cold outside!",
    ["max"]=6,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="foggy",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#foggy.",
    ["subline"]="It's getting cold outside!",
    ["condition"]="fog",
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="windy",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#windy.",
    ["subline"]="It's getting cold outside!",
    ["condition"]="wind",
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="bad",
    ["title"]="Totally#CRLF#not#CRLF#bad.",
    ["subline"]="Look outside for more information.",
    ["min"]=10,
    ["condition"]="cloudy",
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="okay",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#okay.",
    ["subline"]="Look outside for more information.",
    ["min"]=9,
    ["max"]=20,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="ducking",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#ducking#CRLF#freezing.",
    ["subline"]="Oh damnit you autocorrect.",
    ["max"]=3,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="nippy!",
    ["title"]="It's a#CRLF#wee bit #CRLF#nippy!",
    ["subline"]="This is for you my Scottish friends.",
    ["min"]=-3,
    ["max"]=6,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="frosty",
    ["title"]="It's#CRLF#frosty#CRLF#as icy.",
    ["subline"]="This is for you my Scottish friends.",
    ["max"]=0,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="It rains",
    ["title"]="It rains#CRLF#cats and#CRLF#dogs.",
    ["subline"]="You better get an umbrella my friend.",
    ["condition"]="rain",
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="for chest",
    ["title"]="Prepare#CRLF#for chest#CRLF#hair.",
    ["subline"]="It's freezing, boys & girls!",
    ["max"]=0,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="freeze.",
    ["title"]="Brain#CRLF#freeze.",
    ["subline"]="Oh Yeah Ice Cream!",
    ["min"]=20,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="glasses.",
    ["title"]="Sun#CRLF#glasses.",
    ["subline"]="Time to put on my coolest shades.",
    ["min"]=15,
    ["condition"]="clear",
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="fried.",
    ["title"]="Let's get#CRLF#fried.",
    ["subline"]="Take off your shirt but keep on the panties.",
    ["min"]=20,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="boat",
    ["title"]="I'm on a#CRLF#boat.",
    ["subline"]="It's hot! Take off your shirt, keep on your pants.",
    ["min"]=20,
    ["color"]="FF0000"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="in bed.",
    ["title"]="Meh...#CRLF#Just stay#CRLF#in bed.",
    ["subline"]="You can browse Tumblr & play Angrybirds.",
    ["condition"]="rain",
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="in bed.",
    ["title"]="Meh...#CRLF#Just stay#CRLF#in bed.",
    ["subline"]="You can browse Tumblr & play Angrybirds.",
    ["condition"]="sleet",
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="in bed.",
    ["title"]="Meh...#CRLF#Just stay#CRLF#in bed.",
    ["subline"]="You can browse Tumblr & play Angrybirds.",
    ["min"]=10,
    ["condition"]="cloudy",
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="in bed.",
    ["title"]="Meh...#CRLF#Just stay#CRLF#in bed.",
    ["subline"]="You can browse Tumblr & play Angrybirds.",
    ["min"]=15,
    ["condition"]="fog",
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="beard.",
    ["title"]="Grow a#CRLF#beard.",
    ["subline"]="It's freezing outside, you will need it.",
    ["max"]=4,
    ["color"]="004A96"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="amazing",
    ["title"]="You look#CRLF#amazing#CRLF#today.",
    ["subline"]="And so is the weather. You just need to believe it.",
    ["min"]=15,
    ["max"]=20,
    ["color"]="FF0F66"
},
{
    ["highlight"]="amazing",
    ["title"]="You look#CRLF#amazing#CRLF#today.",
    ["subline"]="And so is the weather.",
    ["min"]=15,
    ["condition"]="clear",
    ["color"]="FF0F66"
},
{
    ["color"]="FE730F",
    ["condition"]="cloudy",
    ["min"]=3,
    ["title"]="It’s like#CRLF#a meh…#CRLF#kinda#CRLF#day.",
    ["subline"]="But you can change it with a smile =) Or drugs.",
    ["highlight"]="kinda",
    ["max"]=9
}
}

function getphrase()
    condition = SKIN:GetMeasure('MeasureIcon'):GetStringValue()
    temp = SKIN:GetMeasure('MeasureTempC'):GetValue()
    possiblePhrases = {}
    for k,v in ipairs(phrase) do
        if v['condition'] then
            if string.match(v['condition'],condition) then
                if v['min'] then
                    if temp >= v['min'] then
                        if v['max'] then
                            if temp <= v['max'] then
                                table.insert(possiblePhrases,k)
                            end
                        else
                            table.insert(possiblePhrases,k)
                        end
                    end
                elseif v['max'] then
                    if temp <= v['max'] then
                        table.insert(possiblePhrases,k)
                    end
                else
                    table.insert(possiblePhrases,k)
                end
            end
        else
            if v['min'] then
                if temp >= v['min'] then
                    if v['max'] then
                        if temp <= v['max'] then
                            table.insert(possiblePhrases,k)
                        end
                    else
                        table.insert(possiblePhrases,k)
                    end
                end
            elseif v['max'] then
                if temp <= v['max'] then
                    table.insert(possiblePhrases,k)
                end
            end
        end
    end
    sorandom = possiblePhrases[math.random(1,#possiblePhrases)]
    SKIN:Bang('!SetOption MeterString Text "'..phrase[sorandom]['title'])
    SKIN:Bang('!SetOption MeterString InlinePattern "'..phrase[sorandom]['highlight'])
    SKIN:Bang('!SetOption MeterString InlineSetting "Color|'..phrase[sorandom]['color'])
    SKIN:Bang('!SetOption Subline Text "'..phrase[sorandom]['subline'])
    SKIN:Bang('[!SetOption Icon ImageName "#@#Icon\\#*IconColor*#\\[*MeasureIcon*]"][!ShowMeter TempText][!UpdateMeterGroup Text][!UpdateMeterGroup Text]')
end