ringrush in meth class

ringrush pops a gym shorts boner in meth class

It was a dark and sunny day in California, when RingRush thought to himself, "I know I'd go for a girl who balances books on her head." Then he said it in the skype call. "Matthew 'RingRush' Iglesias! What did I say about using skype in class?" inquired Indextic the HedgeTeacher, who asked this through skype. "All right class, today we are going to look at slutski's equation." "In gym class?" asked RingRush, sporting his gym shorts boner through his gym shorts on the 3 pt line in the gym class of Berkeley University. "Sorry." Indextic cried. "Any% is better than masks strays temples" said ZFG, sporting a mini gym shorts chode. "Who is in my gym shorts?" asked ZFG. Indextic laughed. "Let's race bingo and get a shitty card" said real life. Indextic mad XD.

Suddenly, a new paragraph existed. "Welcome back" said Professor Oak, teacher of meth class. "My name is Professor Oak, teacher of math class. There was a typo so now we do meth. Not not even once." Professor Oak was now Evil Professor Oak, as drugs are bad. Cafde leaned back with his leather jump suit smugly, "I'm the coolest. Coffee is a drug. Babysitting is my anti-drug. DRUGS is a shitty band" said Shadow the Hedgecool. Indextic said "I'll be back" but he didn't actually leave, he was just referencing his favorite movie star, George Lopez.

All of a sudden, a sexy new student walked in. She had long black hair, with red streaks, and wore pink fishnets on her right leg, blue fishnets on her left leg, red fishnets on her arms, black lipstick, white foundation, the bremen mask, a black miniskirts, a bottle on her b button, a low cut dress (she is NOT a slut. if you think so, you are a Fucking PREP!!), combat boots with "I hate Hilary Duff on the left boot" on the right boot and "Simple Plan X MCR X Good Charlotte tattoo on the left boot.

Ringrush's jaw dropped, like the bass in Skrillex's dubstep, their mutual favorite music. Ringrush thought of a witty pick up line. "Do you enjoy Internet Explorer 9, because I want to, well, cum you with a more beautiful web of cum. And it feels like I'm just to close to love you" he sings the whole song. "That was almost as good as me" said Cream the Rabbi. And then they went to bed. Waking up in meth class, RingRush was all alone with the new girl, ChocolateLink. He decided to take her to the ...................... FORbidden Forest! and then he took her to the DK tree and he stuck his big boy thingie into her you-know-what. "Oh Oh Oh. I'm about to obtain 18 unique orgasms." said Ringrush. Indextic watched and masticated along to this, after constipating Ringrush's car keys. Then ChocolateLink woke up.

She was excited to be in love with a guy gamer, they secretly had skype sex every day in meth class. One day, mid thrust, ChocolateLINk noticed a tatto of a heart with the name "Indextrick" on it, and ZFG stabbing a knife through it. This was located under his foreskin. The tattoo gave ChocolateLink op in #zelda, but that didn't stop her from being mad that Ringrush is a cheater!!! because he cheated on her in a relationship race. Before meow, kittens say 'mew'. ChocolateLink was so FUCKING DEPRESSED!!!! She got in the bathtub and cuts herself while listinening to "Linkin Park" the audio book, rapped by Mike89 Shinoda. Ringrush didn't know what to do to get his love back. So he found a new love.

He set out to the food court, where shit always goes down. But not Ringrush's erection, that only went up. There, he met the sexiest girl of all time, Laura Marano, star of Austin & Ally. But before he could get to her, he had to collect 70 stars. Instead he did the BLJ (big long john, you need a big dick to have the balls to cheat like this) hack to beat the game with 0 stars. Ringrush was then put under trial (at the food court of course) for using cheat in video game and playing shorter bingo. "Too easy, piece of cake!" said Sonic, Ringrush's lawyer. He wasn't worried at all, since he was captain of the debate team, and the cheerleading squid for all 10 years of grade 12. Unfortunately, he was up against the best lawyer of all time, Kanye West Coast. Bongo Bongo was the judge and Lanky was on trombone and Indextic was on meth. The bell rang before anything could happen. Ringrush proceeded to go to the doctor because he has had a gym shorts boner for the past 28 hours. The doctor, mzxrules, did back in time to try and fix this, but that only bitwarped him to ikana. He wound up dying. ChocolateLink slit her wrists it was so FUCKING sad (note: she is not a mary sue! c us goffic ppl hav probz too! fangz for reading ma story! no flamming Preps!!!)

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